₦airaland Forum

Erediauwa:
[color=#ff9999]It didn't take up to 2secs for you to certify that you're a full blooded hypocrite.



You're now the one analyzing someone's pussy after condemning the Simi analysis.....



Shame.[/color]

Simi is different from fake nairalanders ladies like u.

My loved simisola, oduduwa nation... Merry nation

Rekhina:
I rather die in Dubai as a citizen than come back to u idiots in Nigeria ,we know them idiots with names espiacialy those ones trolling me 4 sex afamed yorubaprince, timekeeper (afamed alternative account out from the blues)

U missed it... I ain't afamed.. Try harder

Rekhina:
go n roll in the mud with ur mate ! Cos am ur aunty

That is the rubbish u say after eating the poop of ur Arab bosses

Lamanii22:
Lol... Wagbayii jare... Very soon... You really don't have to praise me publicly ..

OK I dey wait. Broke guy is waiting

Ujuvals1:
You should be asking yourself why you are a terrible human being with a dirty mindset.

If everyone you have met is promiscous then pls change your circle, also try to seek the face of God.It will help your soul.

Sex is the least of my problem.i am married and very much satisfied sexually so take your sick analysis elsewhere.

Lastly dont ever mention my name again before you find yourself in a worse predicament.Ewu!!!

No be mi offer u sex for cash na.. Why r u crying

Rekhina:
mama GI shut up

Have u tried that alum for ur slack toto

Erediauwa:
[color=#ff9999]So, grilling of dead rotten vulture meat for unsuspecting Lagosians or licking the hairy and slack balls of buhari is "Sumtin to do"?



SMH[/color]

Still yet, he is right, okay

Robi65:
Was chatting with ma friend yesternight (just normal girls stuff) .. and she tend to bring it up .. I’ve got not much clue and so I decide to bring it here .. who’s got hints

Jodha, wany, Riele, Rekhina, fatymore, Oya come ooo. There is a solution for ur slack p****y ooo

Rekhina:
Shut up and respect ur old age in piss tanks

U shud shut up.. Mannabbqgirlls is right, if the youths av sumtin to do, they wudnt be analyzing a woman breast talkless of a married woman... Idiot men

Gowtech:
Please I won’t want to waste your time,
I recently meet this lady and she’s a virgin, we want to have sex but it’s a little painful for her, please what can I do to ease the pain, any recommendations on drugs?

Pour sniper on her pussy and rub ur dick with aboniki balm.... Smooth entry like Jesus had in Jerusalem..



Let me know how far

davillian:
Everything in your life is empty Even your brain is what !?










Empty.

Chai aswearughard
U be





















Werey guy..

Ujuvals1:
Happy Newyear to You.

I pray this year will be the best for you.

I also pray you get a wife that will satisfy all your sexual urge such that you dont have to always be online offering random people sex.

Lastly, may you be blessed financially, spiritually and may laughter never cease from your mouth.

I hope you have a blast!!!!!

How far na, how una meeting, how many rounds, who won


Milemimi93 Oya come and tell us.. How was d sex with a married woman? Adventurous or what?

milemimi93:
I didn't just want to waste money on the girl since I didnt i ntend to fuvk herBroke guy based abroad? broke guy flew by air to and fro Calabar carnival? Broke guy spend close to 100k on thots in a space of 3weeks? did u missed that part I said I brought out my pourse to pay?

Don't mind them, they have abused me die say I be broke guy but I don't care.. Person wey broke dey become rich, na hard work n determination....

Broke girls call guy, broke... Pot calling kettle black

milemimi93:
so with your 1kb brain u don't know that Osun state is not the only Yoruba state?

Ignore that wany, sense don japa from her

ubunja:
and your life will never be the same.

I thought they said ubunja don comot for nairaland



Mynd44, I know u banned me for 10 days.. Well done ooooo. 10 days go complete soon, I will come you mynd44, I will surely come for you


Cc: seun Lalasticala dominique ishlove farano, you guys are my witness ooooo

wany:
Same with 99% of Nigeria guys,cheap and classless,am even surprise op was not eyeing the waitress while waiting for the lady.

Like you eye ur landlord son when ur bf don comot go toilet abi

pickatyou:
To the guy that asked if I block her, I didn't, I just put it up on my WhatsApp status and gave every one on my WhatsApp contact a good laugh. Na she undo her self.

Kikikikikikiki

Girls ehnnn MN

dominique:
It's easy to spot a woman that wants to settle down. They know how to turn men to putty in their hands. Marry some of them and watch their true character come out. I hope for Op's sake she will be the same sweet and generous lady after they tie the knot.

Coming from somone dt Cannot even buy me shawarma n ice cream

tellwisdom:
That gurl can’t be a Nigerian. Ask her very well

She isn't a Nigerian, she is a yorubloid.... Oduduwa nation, merry nation

Twoclans:
Who are this ladies that always leech on Nigerian men sef ,abeg how much do they have sef .I will always say it ,ladies ,young girls ,women please make your money and hold your side its far sweeter than having to sit all day thinking of how to swindle a poor guy of his hard earned 5,000.

Yes ooo na hard earned 5k oo

Lamanii22:
Awwwwn thank you... I'd take that as a compliment... Everything I say here is based on experience.. I'm not just saying....

Omo aye how far na, u no go carry me go date so I go come nairaland come praise u too

lopsoj:
This is to seek for your honest solution to this situation, no insult pls.

My younger sister is very friendly, and cynical, but this attitude of hers, is always to the extreme, she mostly lived with our elderly sister and her husband, while they leave her alone at home with their children often, this continue for long. During this time, i was away from home, because my work took me out of town.

Before my return, I was informed that my sister was pregnant for a thug she met whenever she was sent on an errand. According to her, this guy always waylaid her on the road threatening her to have sex with him, but she said it happened after she frolic with him and some other friends around the neighborhood, before he started making advances toward her. She is in her early twenties

To cut the story short, how they get to become intimate was a surprise to us. Because right now she is with a child and he wants the child to be born, yet he has no regard for any of us in our family, he insult us at will, and he is also a muslim.

Recently his family came over to apologise for his misconduct and demand we release the mother and the unborn child to them. meanwhile we do not want to have anything to do with a thug, that has no regard for the family with no sign of remorse. what do you think we can possible do on this issue

Don't be stupid sir... Cox u r behaving like one


U can call a man a thug but u can't call ur sis a hoe, whoring tool, bitch... Many good guys like me might have met her but she dey form, na one thug kon knack am put ice cream join.. Face the truth, ur sis is in a very big trouble, the hoe kon go get belle for muslim.


Besides, why are all Muslim thugs??

pickatyou:
Nigerian girls are something else but bro you are lucky. Here is my experience with a girl I met and took outing within 24 hours, me I can't shout I rebuked her ASAP

How far show us her reply.. Give us full chat pictures in detail

superfitsez:
na owerri babe my guy,,,they spend on their guys,,, hahahagfgjyyyaaaaahgg

See mouth owerri and sorry u got disappointed

I no sure say dem don born any ibo girl wey go pay for food on a date, I swear them never born such ibo girl talkless of a lady from owerri

Offpoint:
How do people go to eatery and order for food without asking the price?

I no be gentleman, I no dey form... once I enter I go ask for price of everything including toothpick.

If my pocket no carry, I waka.
If e carry but I reason am e too cost, I waka.

e better ma waka comot dan ma form eat it then embarrass myself and ancestors.

Sharp stingy guy

davillian:
Lmao I don't believe this cooked story

Everything in ur own life is cooked.. Even ur brain is what??








Cooked

BLUNTD:
Can you explain further before I buy

See my chat with Henry. Like I said many will bliv him but it's a choice.. We can learn and not learn...

U can search for pandoro or sausage fruit on Google

HenryWilliams:
It doesn't work. Be advised

Isokay. Many will bliv you even if you were wrong... So let them get drugs...
You don't know anything at all. You are open to learn brother

Nyben2311:
Op what part of Lagos you at

Mainland.. U nko

I get the full plastic of this for ori amo

See plastic size