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Megatone:
Thank you for accepting dat ur a slave and dat ur in every actual sense a demented retard...

No, I ignored you.

Megatone:
BTW is dat u in d pic?... U look like my goat dat ran away last xmas

You had just one job. One job! And you failed. Ordinary goat herding and you failed.
So, what are we saying?

Megatone:
Atleast i ve a family heritage unlike you dat is a slave... Ur mother was impregnated by 5 fulani herdsmen including their cows... Thus making u half human half cow...

And of cus d!ck size determines manliness... Small d!ck small brain. Dats y u cant kip even a hoe

Thank you for not denying your wanderer parents.

Sadly I don't give a rat's @ss what your d1kk size is, you might not have any and it won't pull a strand of hair off my head.

Thegamingorca:



Oga post the vin and shame the devil

Whether he posts VIN or not, he's a goner.

I get perplexed when I see people with low IQ like OP trying to perpetrate fraud. Person wey get sense no try rubbish, dumb@ss come dey do anyhow...

Gravatar:
Overkill! Na dis kin insult de make man go rzn Im lyf

Shebi that nah person wey sabi reason. This man here mosdef has no idea what that means.

Cosplay:
Timi run oo. He’s coming to give you your size. He even stated the dimensions

Dude sounds primitive and gay. Like someone who didn't have a father figure growing up...

Megatone:
Like if i bring any of those cars to ur quack workshop for u to fix, u wont b on Ur knees thanking ur local god say u don c food chop...

Oops i forgot ur incompetent... Dats y ur in ibadan bcus u cant face lagos mechanics... Deceiving gullible people like ur father dat wasted money training U

I guess if you had a father to train you as against the sperm donor tout that impregnated your junkie harlot mother who paid him with sex under the bridge for a fix you won't be here disgracing your family displaying your family heritage.
Dumb, shameless, fraud; excuse of a man so primitive he believes d1xk size determines manliness.

Megatone:
Only God knows d amount of cars u ve recked in Ibadan... All ye local mechanics...

Yea, only God knows.
But the whole world knows a few of the wrecked cars you have given cosmetic make over to sell as perfectly working cars.
You megadullard

Megatone:
Obviously u cant b my father... A pig cant give birth to a tiger...

I think all pigs everywhere in the world will feel offended that you compare yourself to them.

I don't expect you to be dumb enough to compare yourself to a tiger. Hence I'm assuming you mistakenly switched pig and tiger.

Megatone:
Yea and i would give u ur size... 3 inch d!Ck head

All dis Ibadan road side mechanics wey dey repair subaru and fiat go come NL dey form automobile technician...

Block head

Is that all?
Since you turned this into a d1ck measuring contest will I be in error to conclude the blood that's supposed to make your brain function optimally flowed to yopur d1ck, hence your repetitive display of fückery and tantrums when caught in your obvious scams.

Thanks for admitting that I make an honest living in your m@dness, looks like you may not be a total wreck on the long run.

Cosplay:
I will remind us what actually happened on that thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/4296235/toyota-highlander-2009-tokunbo-accident

Argh! He's the on that gave car 360,00 degree turn around.

Everything about him is mega.

The power of dreams of an aggressive car hawker.
Shebi you have collected plaque from association of fraudulent car hawkers because you powerfully abused anyone asking for full disclosure on your dream ride. Wehdonsah!









Waiting for my size!

thebigkendo:
Found the what i was looking for, R4(fuel pump relay) was the problem,coil resistance was around 56ohms, Should be above 120ohms.
Temporary fix: Swapped it with R3(Accessories relay), pending when I get a replacement.

Who needs accessories when fuel pump is failing?

@SaudiBoy, I noticed nothing was said of the wife's father too. So a lack of father figure for husband and wife seems to be complicating issues.
Also, this is a one sided story and a report from your wife will paint a clearer picture of what's really happening.

I'll suggest you go pick your baby, wife and their properties (you are doing it for your child, not her); but make sure you go with the balance of your debt and more- even if it's 5k (the extra will serve as the extra expense they incurred while your child was there) you can raise such a sum of money by selling off things like TV, home theater, sitting room furniture (big statement that you don't want third parties), washing machine, and other things that are not basic necessities which you can live without.
Do not tell your wife about this before she gets home, let her discover the items are all gone on her arrival and she'll figure her stunt has cost your family so much, also the element of surprise in such act will make her have rethink if she ever wants to pull such stunt in future because of fear of your unpredictable reaction.
Memories of the struggles, pains, inconvenience you both will face in the absence of luxury/ entertainment items or whatever you sell should also help you both never allow matter degenerate in future.
But if she leaves again on seeing the things you've had to sell off, then it will serve as eye opener that she's only with you for the good times and then letting her go might be the only option. Then it will be easy to move to a smaller apartment to restart your life.

Please do not sell your car as its your only source of income right now, and don't sell off the truck for far less than it's worth as is out of desperation.

banky3w:
Ask Timifakay
Bros, please can you help explain why my Honda accord 2005 entertainment unit is always very very hot that it won't play CD at all? CD plays in the morning and if it plays for 5 minutes, it starts rejecting all the discs whether new or old (till after 1 month before it can try play again). I bought an Aux/USB adapter and fixed and before I could even couple the unit back,
it has fried the adapter. Now I'm stuck with listening to only radio which is very annoying. I want to purchase another adapter now but I'm afraid it will only meet the same fate as its predecessor. Please what can be done?

Bridge in the circuitry... Replace complete unit or get car stereo specialist to fix.
In Ibadan they always say "the mechanism is faulty" then they go do some soldering / circuit units replacements.

thebigkendo:
Oluwaseu.nla
My car(06 accord) went off on me.. With a clicking sound from within the ECM area and instrument cluster light blinking along with the clicking sound.. Scanned & got P0685 ECM/PCM power relay control circuit/ open...Car went into limp mode.. Managed it home like that, the scenerio happen four times before I got home,

How do I access the ECM/PCM relay?
Cc GAZZU.ZZ luvinhu.bby timi.fakay

NB- I Disconnected the main fuse and place back.. Car has been driving fine, I still want to check/test the ECM/PCM relay

I hope this helps: http://www.autogenius.info/honda-accord-2006-fuse-box-diagram/amp/
#8 in the diagram found in the link...

Bhet why?

Demeanors this OP needs attention/ medication...
Cc: Banky3w, chukel, computerglobal, Cosplay, Diportivo, erico2k2, Gazzuzz, honmusa, Ipfreely, Kingreign, LeJeun3, Mayor2013, nurey, Obekediamondfuto, Princetom1, thebigkendo, Timifakay

SMH
Banky3w, chukel, computerglobal, Cosplay Diportivo, erico2k2, Gazzuzz, honmusa, Ipfreely, Kingreign, LeJeun3, Mayor2013, nurey, Obekediamondfuto, Princetom1, thebigkendo.... Come and see jiji agent ruining olx...

diportivo:
I go dey ring road

He far true true

fishing:
We hope you will be posting VIN of vehicles and not asking buyers to contact you for same.

I'll be going a step further with pictures of the car while overseas.

diportivo:
chaii

ti mo si feel kpe a ma kpade ni Friday yii

dat agbowo too far joor

Where you dey come for Ibadan?

ES350

SOLD

Lexus ES350

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6847886_img20180318191021_jpeg0ce935afb1fdfb2b79a172a369cd0b28

V6, 3.5l 2GR-FE engine
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109,874miles
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Leather interior
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www.nairaland.com/attachments/6847712_img20180318wa0017_jpeg55c0aafb2d2d7c756eb6761c38b453b5

Price: #3,800,000
3.8million naira.

LES350

This man should be called NOSa.
Dude looks like body spray tester.

Denn:
I appreciate your line of thoughts on this issue.

Permit me however to ask some pertinent questions.

Can the op or any other person provide evidence to show that the car had two different reports at the same time?

Is there any evidence where cars45 stated that the car as 2011 or accusations are just based on claims by the op? How about the VIN sticker on cars that clearly shows year of manufacture? Should the op not have logically checked that if there was any doubt before purchase?

The OP did not complain of any fault during uber usage on the first day and even prior during transport from cars45 to the OP's location. Complaint came on the second day (of which a lot of issues could have happened via driver neglect. Did the driver for example check the coolant level before driving out in the morning?, was there any drive where the undercarriage scraped bad road sections, was the radiator cover properly reinstalled after the morning check etc)

My argument is that the OP is being economical with the truth on some aspects of this transaction. It is very easy to claim a victim status.

Whilst I am not happy that the op suffered some loss and inconveniences on the vehicle transaction, I think this is a learning point for all parties.

A vehicle buyer should not assume a car is 100% fit to travel to Akwa-Ibom 15 minutes after purchase even after negligently failing to read the inspection report.

She's not being economical, she's probably hiding what she wants to build her case upon till matter gets to court.
If she releases all the details now cars45 might have edited their documents beforehand...


Helpishere stop quoting if you are not gonna answer my questions but ask other questions. Thank you

@Sooperrescue as much as I believe you are not tied to cars45, I support Hayastark's decision to with old the most crucial information for risk of cars45 or agent or any other party involved in the deal to doctor their report or presentation against when the case will get to court, and it will be her fault if that happens.

@AutoJosh thanks for your insincere concern and wanting to wring every information cars45 needs to prepare a case against Hayastark and good job being a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Hayastark, if possible copyright all you have said on this matter, and do not release any detail to the public or anyone (except your lawyer ofcourse) until you get to court

helpishere:
Timi, did you see the report on the Corolla? Did she read the report and for one that claimed rip off has refused to name the dealer.

Why are you answering my question with another question?
Stop shifting the goalpost... Being truthful and standing for the truth shouldn't be so hard...

obmade:
Ok guys. So today is the first time I ever did enjoy driving my car since I got it in November 2017! I want to say a Huge ‘Thank you’ to all the contributors on Nairaland who give quality advice on Car Matters. I have silently been reading, reviewing and correlating different contributions and these have helped me in recognizing anomalies that could be present in a car.

Ikenna always talks about Lions, lol (Peugeot)! Mine is just a Kitty Cat! How do I know? This is because, today we helped him to become calm . . . Now he purrs very nicely, instead of the previous distressed roaring (when he is not a Lion).

I drive a 2009 Corolla (US Spec). When I got it, I didn’t know the ride’s radiator fan was connected directly (that is, they by-passed the fan control module). Every time I start the vehicle, the engine would roar to life, and keep roaring (I diagnosed and got error codes saying “timing is over-advanced”). Of cos it was over advance! Unlike non-sensor cars that you could just adjust the throttle cable, tinker here and there to get the right setting, I didn’t want anyone tinkering here and there on my Corolla, lol. I asked mechanics for explanation towards possible solution till I got tired. Then I encountered Nairaland contributors (Worldwide famous cc Gazzuzz, cc Ikenna, and many other popular resourceful contributors). I learned here that by-passing the ‘fan control module’ is not a good thing to do (Meanwhile, 96.888888888% of our mechanics (As you guys funnily call them “Kazeems”, lol) believe they are saving the world when they advise motorists to trash thermostat and connect fan directly!) That direct connection had been my problem all along! At car start, my engine always struggles to attain optimum temperature for efficient performance, but the constantly running fan won’t let it! In order to counteract the fan, the engine would trigger an advanced timing in order to get the engine to heat up and attain optimum temperature. This in turn caused my car to roar, guzzle fuel and make me feel dissatisfied overall.

Today, I decided I would get a good electrician to revert the status quo. Guys, the eleco who came highly recommended turned out to be a KAZEEM! He started with the whole ‘As your fan be, na the best. Naija temperature too hot!’ I tried to get him to see reason, but he argued on behalf of Africa! Two other people I met were stuck on the same false argument. Eventually, I got one to do my wish . . . And Voila, Advanced Timing is no more!

Thanks so much guys, I really appreciate you guys. And please, there’s got to be a way that the sea of unqualified mechanics can be salvaged, on behalf of the unsuspecting Nigerian car owners. Maybe, if mechanic associations exists, group training can be given on workings of recent cars! Just saying.

I congratulate you and appreciate your good sense of judgment.
The problem is we are too close minded as a society, there is this belief that since it's 'worked' so long for people around then it's gonna keep working,and most car users are scared to take risks. Please ensure to use coolant in your car.
The mechanics are just too stubborn and will never hear anything different. I believe they even tell themselves to remove thermostat in their associations.
Don't be surprised of you interview the person who revered the connection did so just because he needs money and sees you as stubborn, so he wants you to learn your lesson the hard way.
Congrats and stay safe sir.

5000k is 5000*1000= 5,000,000.
Why the being a graduate tired of looking for jobs line?
Being a graduate doesn't affect driving skill.
You need to state your location for anyone willing to help to know of its gonna be worthwhile to help you or to get recommendations.

Helpishere and Denn, please state why you shifted the point of argument to maintenance history/ culture from the fact facing us that cars45 presented 2 reports for same vehicle, they stated its 2011 when selling, but 2009 when buying...

Please sit down and have deep thoughts about all the OP and others who shared there experience have said and if you truly are straightforward state if you think cars45 was totally truthful in their dealings.