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fucklikant101:
Just got back to Nigeria few months ago after 7 years in eastern Europe, I studied there and worked 2 years there and saved up. Now I am in Nigeria, I know 2.5 is very little but at least it is something. What type of business can i start with this?

Lalasticlala pls help a brother out

Pls send this money to my account.

haytripple:
Just curious! I know it is not good to have preference among ones kids but I know parents love one than the other even tough they don't admit.

Is it possible for all the children in a family to please their parents?

This girl don break Seun's heart ooo

Call 08062119996 for Home Tutor for your children in Primary School or in Secondary School.
I teach Mathematics, English language, physics and Mathematics.
I also tutor students for WAEC/NECO, UTME and Post UTME.
This is for people in Kaduna state.

Nairalanders, beware of this guy that calls himself customrecruit. He is another hungry scammer.

If the public looters of national fund are dealt with in like manner, there will be fear in the hearts of our politicians.

Why are these Nigerian police disgracing themselves?

If you are a saxophonist, please make use of these thread to enlighten other players.
I am a learner in playing saxophone. Although, I can play up to 10 keys. I play classical music but I'm trying to learn blue music using the scales.
I got some scales on the net but I don't know the proper application.
If you are a good blue music player please shed light on the approach to playing blue music on the alto sax.

Oh, gone at those days when I used to stay out late in the night to catch them. They do come out in the night any time there is a rainfall in the morning or day time.
The Yoruba name is esunsun but we called it chin ge in hausa language.

The man no get head.

oseod:
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Woman, I understand your predicament...
Not every woman is comfortable giving blowjôbs, marriage shouldn't always be about what the man wants....marriage is more about understanding


To Every woman bashing op here

If your husband told you to lick/suck his anus (some men have some weird sexual fantasies......true!!!)
Or hand fisting your anus or pų$$y
Or better still whip u like a goat when having šex with u (50 shades of gray style)

Would you agree just to save your marriage!!!!
Would you!!!!!!

Liberally bias crowd ass-lickers

Shame on all of you....

Just because blowjobş have become a generally accepted sex style(or whatever) doesn't mean everbody is okay with it

BTW I see nothing wrong in blowjobš

But the woman doesn't feel comfortable with it....shey its now her fault ni?

The man can go outside to get blôwjőbș since his wife didnt give him
The woman can also go outside to find love since her husband is denying her nau? No be so?

Woman

Best thing is to talk to your husband to know the limits of your sexuality
(The ones you or him can accept and the ones you can't,

And also to know the principles you are willing to compromise....then work on this, and you can still have a great sexual relationship together, even better than those who give blôwjobś)

Many marriages that collapsed, the wives were good at sucking cucumber

this is the best reply so far. God bless you for giving this great counsel to the woman.

sseunth:
Only Jesus can teach davido how to write a correct sentence....

Guy you got me laffing out loud in my room.

I am not suppose to publish this job here because it is an internal recruiment that is going on currently at the school. I count it wise to do this in order to help some interested job seekers. This is the school where I am working.

The vacant positions:
1. Geography Teacher
2. History Teacher
3. Librarian

Qualifications: NCE, Bsc.Edu or PGDE
minimum of 2 years teaching experience.
If you are interested in this job send PM to me. I will put you through on how to go about it.

Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]


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I like your boldness, we need more people like you in this country.

I thank God mine is not inclusive. As a mathematician I have a customised PIN Code.

Either he is a Nigerian or not, the most important thing is that he has been a governor for 8 years in Kwara state, a senator for 4 years and now a senate president. So Sahara Reporters should let the sleeping dog lie.

You can change that class for better, please stop complaining about this if you cannot bring positive change to the environment.

I registered in March and I have been given admission. I have also been cleared but I did not pay school fees neither register for any course because I want to join the new session in june.
Pls when can I pay for my school fees and register for courses?

Goodluck my hero. Fayose my role model.

iamaffluent:
But we are no longer in military regime...
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Registered 2001 Toyota Camry drop light, Auto transmission, Everything is working perfect. Price:580k.
For more info and more pictures call 08030708011 whatsup: 08024450434 BBM: 2AD4397C

I am interested if you will give it out for 300k.

The person wey snapped the picture get liver.

Read the instruction below from an English Language teacher to his students:
Teacher: As from today henceforth, no student should speak vernacular or pidgin english in the class again.
Shey una don year?
Class: We don hear sir.

preizton:
I had never did mistake in my english before I am born in Englishland.

u have made one now in ur sentence.

ultimatebunmi1:
recieve sense

I get am pass u.

ultimatebunmi1:
Which one be uni uk again? Are we in U,this advert na die oo

UK na Ungwar Kanawa for Kaduna state. That uni dey there. If u graduated from Ungwar Kanawa university, dis is your chance.