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CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello With Comedian Mr Latin (photos) by Timijo(m): 2:50pm On Dec 25, 2015
Tomode ba ma owo we abagba jeun.
Jokes EtcRe: Police Searching Santa Claus For Bomb by Timijo(m): 11:16pm On Dec 24, 2015
Chai! see as police dey disgrace Santa.
Come to think of it, if the guy carries bomb, na so den go dey search am. All of them go just bomb.
PoliticsRe: Protest In US, Canada,India Over Shiite Leader's arrest In Nigeria by Timijo(m): 8:51pm On Dec 23, 2015
I have read some comments which talk about human right in this thread. it appears to me that some people are saying Elzakzaky shouldn't be arrested. Does his group have respect for human right and the rule of law? This is a group that has no respect for governmental authorities and some people are saying their leader shouldn't be arrested. He and his demonic group are threat to national security/peace.
If they could face the chief of army staff of the federation, then, there is nothing they can not do to disturb our peace. Those guys protesting in U.S., Canada and China are like their brothers in Nigeria. They should continue to support evil. They all have the same brain, the same mentality and the same way of thinking.
PoliticsRe: #letsblamegej Now Trending On Twitter (pics) by Timijo(m): 9:48am On Dec 22, 2015
Fifa bans Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini for 8 years, #LetsBlameGEJ for this.
arrant nonsense from APC! they have been blaming GEJ since the time of campaign, and they continue the blame after till now as if that is part of their manifesto.
I pity those who still believe in this government of blame and deceit.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Blame For Fuel Scarcity Says Lai Mohammed by Timijo(m): 9:46pm On Dec 21, 2015
Who should we blame for refusing to solve the problem?
Click like for Jonathan and share for Buhari.
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by Timijo(m): 10:59pm On Dec 17, 2015
Buy a London used Samsung Galaxy Grand i9082 @ 20 000 naira.
Quote me if you are interested.
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu To Get 10 New Exotic Vehicles - Premium Times by Timijo(m): 10:31pm On Dec 16, 2015
And the FG said Nigeria is broke.
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Appointed Special Adviser To Cross River Governor by Timijo(m): 10:11pm On Dec 16, 2015
Like play, like play i don finish two bags of potato chips while reading news on nairaland. Kudos to me!
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Appointed Special Adviser To Cross River Governor by Timijo(m): 9:57pm On Dec 16, 2015
No be today e start. She and that guy called Ben Ayade don dey parole tey tey.
RomanceRe: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by Timijo(m): 9:18pm On Dec 16, 2015
I'm interested in this story, kindly add me on facebook.
PoliticsRe: Umar-Jibia's Letter To President-Elect Buhari About The Shiites by Timijo(m): 3:47pm On Dec 16, 2015
Alhamdumillahi, I read this from the beginning to the end. Good counsel has been given to the president by a sane prof, I pray the president make use of it.
FoodRe: If You Are Given This Type Of Food By Your Inlaws (picture) by Timijo(m): 10:51am On Dec 15, 2015
sketcherJ:
ou visited your in law and they give you this type of food, what will you do?I will just say "please I have no appetite"


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-eU0JANWwS2g/Vm_F2LBFNXI/AAAAAAAAAhY/d0KOvhCcOQo/s640/IMG_20151215_084026.JPG



See more at: http://dandywriter..nl/2015/12/if-you-are-given-this-type-of-food.html?m=1#sthash.gL3Rxkxm.dpuf
This is an evil imagination, op desists from such.
EducationRe: Parent's Reply To A Teacher's Comment On Child's School Report Card by Timijo(m): 10:00pm On Dec 13, 2015
This cannot happen in my school.
HealthRe: BUDGET OFFICE: 14 Federal Tertiary Hospitals To Receive November Salary Late! by Timijo(m): 9:49pm On Dec 09, 2015
Sentiment will not allow some people to see the hardship that this government is bringing upon Nigerians because they have been be clouded by it. The truth must be spoken, Buhari does not have any positive plan on ground before coming to power. He got the power because of the mantra of change. If the change had been a positive type, it would have been better. The change we are experiencing now is the negative type.
The price of fuel has moved from 87 naira to 200 naira per litre. This has also affected the price of food in the market and the FG is silent about it. This is not the type of change that was promised.
If the election can be conducted again, Nigerians will make the right choice.
Jokes EtcDecember Is Around The Corner! Time To Break Up!!! by Timijo(op): 11:40am On Dec 09, 2015
1* You saw me sweeping my room & you
never care to collect the broom and finish
the sweeping, It's over!
2* I told you 2 log out after we finished
chatting on facebook but i saw your status
about 30minutes ago. *it's over*
3* Imagine you without respect answering
a guy's call before me. I can't accommodate
that shit again. In fact! *it's over*
4* You don't bend properly when you
sweep, you'll have pride issues & i can't
marry a proud woman, *it's over*
5* Did you just call me honey? You are trying
to say my mum is a Bee? We are done! *it's
over*
6* You didn't tell me you are coming over.
So you want to spy on me? *it's over*.
7* Why would you tell me to watch
champions league when chelsea is not
there! You want to mock me abi? *It's over*
8* You don't use my picture as your profile
picture. Which means you are cheating on
me *it's over!*,

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Car TalkRe: Breaking News: Kaduna State Govt Dissolves Vehicle Inspection Office (VIO) by Timijo(m): 7:36pm On Dec 08, 2015
Oshe El Rufai! One Tom Tom for you on this one! Those VIO guys are not trying at all. I want you to send away police and those road safety guys standing on the express to extort money from people.
A police man stopped me on Saturday and demanded for my document. I gave him all my car document and he flipped through. Then he asked for proof of ownership and my learner's permit which he was holding. I told him that they are all with him. He now said where is my I'd card, I said it is inside my car. He said go and bring it, but I told him to give me my document first because I knew that he will remove one of the document and later ask for it just to extort money from me. He refused to give me the document and I also refused to leave him.
He now led me to his boss who sat inside their patrol vehicle and lied to him that he asked me to bring my driver's license and I refused. I told the boss that he only demanded for my I'd card. That one two went through it and yan nonsense. They later allowed me to go when they discovered that I'm too tough for them.
Police aren't my friends!
PoliticsRe: ‘You are Inflicting Hardship On Nigerians’, PDP Tells Buhari by Timijo(m): 7:02pm On Dec 08, 2015
Those of you defending the untold hardship that this present government is bringing upon Nigerians, can you all pray that God should run your life the way PMB is running this country?
PhonesRe: Funny Message Someone Sent To MTN by Timijo(m): 10:40am On Dec 08, 2015
That is what I'm using now.
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Stuns In Graphic Print Dress by Timijo(m): 1:51pm On Dec 06, 2015
lasisi69:
End time post... Nothing is graphic there
End time comment... Shine your eyes you will see the graphic.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Caught Pants Down While Trying To Sleep With A Married Woman.. Photos by Timijo(m): 12:05pm On Dec 03, 2015
How sure are you that he is a pastor?
If he is a pastor, he must be an end time pastor.
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Shares Stunning New Photo by Timijo(m): 5:15pm On Dec 02, 2015
End Time Queen with end time cleavage and thigh.
Jokes EtcRe: See What Happens When You Mistakenly Shout Sai Baba In A Fuel Queue(pic) by Timijo(m): 4:21pm On Dec 01, 2015
Laughed and fell from tomato tree.
BusinessRe: If You Know Any Filling Station Selling Above Pump Price(n87) Call These Numbers by Timijo(m): 3:35pm On Nov 30, 2015
Where is Kaduna state DPR phone number? I need to call them to rescue us from the hand of the filling stations selling black market for us.
EducationRe: Pupil's Answer When Told To Find X by Timijo(m): 11:42am On Nov 30, 2015
Josephamstrong1:
Can't u people see dat ds is juz a public stunt, seeking or juz to gain NL comments. From the handwriting u'll kw dat it's d same persn dat formulated all these. No pupil, and I say again...no pupil wl write ds way or evn have the gut to answer such question like that. And u Op dat formulated ds, u tnk wen u see such an answer frm ya pupil, dat ur subconscious mind will allow u to write dat. Asking a pupil to come and see u. for wat? you be in thr class weneva it's ya period to teach and make correction with the pupils.
Plz, sm ppl here ain't dullards. some are psychologist by profession.
#peace.
You said it all.
EducationRe: Pupil's Answer When Told To Find X by Timijo(m): 11:38am On Nov 30, 2015
Bloggers can create anything in order to pull traffic to their blogs.
Check the teachers handwriting and that of the student in quote, you will understand better.
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Wows In Bangs by Timijo(m): 1:55pm On Nov 29, 2015
All na packaging
Christianity EtcRe: 19-yr-old Pastor Impregnates Female Church Founder (PIC) by Timijo(m): 9:38am On Nov 28, 2015
Now I can use the word ''END TIME'' for these two.
END TIME Pastor
END TIME Church Founder.
CelebritiesRe: More Photos From 2face Idibia's Chieftancy Ceremony In Kaduna by Timijo(m): 10:05am On Nov 25, 2015
Which Kudenda in Kaduna state did this happen? I only know one Kudenda at the bye pass in kaduna state.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Donates 107 Patrol Vehicles, Security Gadgets To Kaduna Police. Photos by Timijo(m): 3:31pm On Nov 24, 2015
Is it El rufai that donated the patrol vehicles out of the money he has or the state Government?
RomanceRe: As A Nigerian Man, Can You Do This?? by Timijo(m): 9:31pm On Nov 20, 2015
Olorun maje, God forbid, tafiakwa.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity Bites Harder, Petrol Now N400 Per Litre - Punch by Timijo(m): 7:23pm On Nov 15, 2015
Firefire:
What huh

Cc: lastpage
i.e. 1900 naira per gallon. God, we need your intervention in this country. People are suffering.
I do tell people not to put their hope in any government because they are humans. In fact, putting ones hope in the government of Nigeria is a tsunami. God is the only One that cannot fail.

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