₦airaland Forum

I don't like sharing oil rigs with others cos I don't share my drilling machine with others either.

Say "Yes" & we're done

Kill myself then what?? Get angry, then what.? Kill 'em both then what.?
I'll just leave them be while I go bar to forget the scene

YES!!!

Ppl wey know person no go dey sit down on floor like dis. Some self no go write test but d thing sure for dem

BuddahMonk:
Yolobass are the least travelled people in Nigeria yet they compile the highest number of statistics based on travelogue like.

The richest state in Nigeria.

The safest state in Nigeria.

The most natural state in Nigeria.

The most dangerous state in Nigeria.

The most educated states in Nigeria

Where should they travelled to? Those your poverty-stricken Southeast or where?
It's like telling an American to travel down to Nigeria so just mechie onu gi kita

I'll die of happiness if she can do this for me

Nigeria engineers and substandard products sha.

Hope no casualties

OMG

Nice one

Pictures of the burst stomach or it didn't happened

Bas.tards

I don't trust ur source

There should be NASS prison, specially for NASS offenders.

No need to go on air to say it, just pay them already.


FTC? Wonder what's so important about that. If you really wanna be FTC, just contact me I'll move a little

Story story

Utchgirl:
U dnt hv amnesia bt u hv 4gotten whn sombody promised 2 make Naija ungovernable 4 GEJ.

BH is d fulfilment of dt promise.

Ur brain is dia inside ur skull plz make use of it.

Nwa, ke'bi si bia? Boko Haram started with Yar'adua, are you saying Buhari reinforced them to trouble GEJ? & why are they still bombing now if there oga don take over?

Well, you don't seems to have amnesia but suffering from proper thinking

The only safety means is to stay away from anything Islamic

Nigerian government really needs to create employment opportunities for its youth, na everybody just dey yarn thrash recently

Otu ocha

It was worse than these during PDP era. We'll keep changing presidential party every year until we get there. PDP have wasted their chance, APC currently misusing theirs, who's next should learn from these

rozayx5:
oh so bh did not start under yaradua again

Yar'adua or Jonathan, are they both not members of the "Wailing Wailers" party

So you get App on your phone, use am Mix ur pix con upload am for nairaland dey ask who knows the App name

We don see you and your new cloth, u fine small.

Happy now

Utchgirl:
Well said mr FFK !

D Kwesion is dis ; Is Baba one chance fighting BH or is he fighting wit BH. ?

Tinubu and Yorubas shld stop crying cos it's 2 early 2 do so.

Nigeria don enta one chance be dt?

Do you have amnesia Boko Haram came along with your Otuoke fisherman in case you forgot

Naija no dey show face for matter like dis

Are just knowing?

He carried one chair in one pix & u dey say "caught arranging" chairs. I can't even see 3 chairs in the whole gathering

Otu ocha

That's what boys dey use maintain then before yahoo yahoo con take over

When your unit is below 5, just wrap ur card in nylon & freeze it (in freezer oo) a little, u'll have more than 10units next time you insert it.

Naija ppl don dey outsmart network providers since independence

Abayor7:
'Em never wipe am?

Not really but you can't check the balance