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IslamRe: Are Muslims Allowed To Eat Christmas Food? by Timiskid: 1:11pm On Dec 27, 2024
ruggedmallaam:
What should one do if one's neighbour serve one with chrismas food on the 25th of December. Should we pour away the food or should we reject it even if rejecting it can cause misunderstanding with them
Answer dis question below and i will give u d answer.
Should a Christian eat sallah food during d period of Muslim Celebration?
RomanceRe: Why Are Uneducated Ladies Often Lucky In Finding Good Husbands? (Photo) by Timiskid: 8:53am On Nov 27, 2024
simplemach:
Because they can't loose on both sides, that wouldn't be fair on them. Lol
Is pride
PoliticsRe: African Women Forum Greets Edu@38, Says She Embodies Youthfulness, by Timiskid: 3:50pm On Oct 27, 2024
dailybuzzng:
https://www.abujapress.com/2024/10/iyc-celebrates-betta-edu38-hails-her-as.html
She have already spoiled the name youth n at same time disappointed n block so many chance of youths to b in government.
Christianity EtcRe: Moment A Catholic Priest Asked For N5k From Church Members & Then Did This (Vid) by Timiskid: 4:16pm On Sep 22, 2024
officialwdhtvv:
Moment a Catholic priest requested for N5k from church members and then did this shocked

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbEslmwVaK8
Catholic is indeed unique..... n this priest just did something dat really touch my heart. This is an example of Christ demonstration about the sheep n the Goat.
FamilyRe: Men Who Are Not Sexually Satisfied With Their Wives... by Timiskid: 6:43pm On Sep 16, 2024
seunoladele:
MEN WHO ARE NOT SEXUALLY SATISFIED WITH THEIR WIVES

1. Have low self esteem
2. Easily get angry.
3. Are easily sexually attracted to other women
4. Are some times irrational
5. Are easily distracted from their vision, dreams and goals.
6. Suffer financial set backs.
7. Some have sex in the dream
8. Despise or hate their wives.
9. Spend more time with other women.
10. Waste financial resources on frivolities..

If your husband is suffering from any of the above...check your sex life. Is it regular, hot, passionate or boring, sick, almost or non existence?

If it is boring, dead or semi dead...there is fire on the mountain!

© Seun Oladele.
talktoseunoladele@gmail.com
Facebook: Seun Oladele
Am sure dis article is coming from a woman dat doesn't have a man.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Slaps, Beats Her Husband Abroad (Video) by Timiskid: 8:38pm On Sep 07, 2024
This kind of ladies doesn't deserve a man in their life n if same kind of ladies doesn't see a man or husband, they will pray heaven n earth to have one. May God almighty have mercy on this generation n lead d good men to the good women not those under pretence. Amen
PoliticsRe: I Miss Buhari, Tinubu Worst President Ever - Deji Adeyanju by Timiskid: 10:02pm On Jul 13, 2024
Nemere2020:
Deji Adeyanju
Bird of same feathers
FoodRe: Hardship: Spaghetti Strands Now Being Hawked In Markets (Pics) by Timiskid: 8:18am On Jul 10, 2024
Aba na, dis is not a new tin, is normal in d north... please ask questions around before u start spreading in formations.....
PoliticsRe: Stop Disclosure Of EFCC Investigation To Customers, Olukoyede Warns Bank Staff by Timiskid: 8:23pm On May 11, 2024
Jostoman:
Someone said they are afraid of arresting the man that called himself lion in kogi state. grin because he is not a small small yahoo which they normally arrest. grin
Why is he hiding?
RomanceRe: A Nairaland Got Married To His Beautiful Bride after 6 years of dating by Timiskid: 10:35pm On Apr 01, 2024
Bro is it ur choice?
I don't like ladies with egg sized boobs
CelebritiesRe: "Why I Can’t Date Or Marry Man That Can Cook" – Former GWR Holder Hilda Baci by Timiskid: 5:09pm On Dec 14, 2023
[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=127480336][font=Georgia]Popular Nigerian chef Hilda Effiong Bassey, aka Hilda Baci, has said she can’t date or marry a man who knows how to cook.

She said she loves cooking, stressing that she doesn’t want a man who will outshine her in the kitchen.


The former Guinness World Record holder said her love language is a man ordering food for her.


She will not understand until wen she is married,for now u just dey play....
RomanceRe: Can You Remember Your First Love? by Timiskid: 2:20pm On Aug 06, 2023
jeromestarks:
...why did you breakup?
And how many girls or guys have you dated since then?

Mine: my first love was a girl called Rachel. We met in jss3.
Quite, calm and very observant young girl.

We broke up after junior waec. No mobile phone then so we couldn't reach each other when her family relocated to the West or so.

Since then , I have dated 58 women.


Over to you.
Can you remember your first love?
H
U try I hope u are not a womanizer?
FamilyRe: Man Divorces Wife For Giving Birth To Too Many Children Like A ‘Rabbit’ by Timiskid: 10:24pm On Jul 23, 2023
nigeriapenbase:
https://www.nigeriapen.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/2BBC6DBE00000578-0-image-a-91-1440793243612.jpg




Source: https://www.nigeriapen.com.ng/man-divorces-wife-for-giving-birth-like-a-rabbit-id8628905-html/
My friend manage n use condom ok n don't try to friend any female after dis divorce if not dat is how children will continue counting. U get it ba
EducationRe: I Didn’t Go To Any Computer Centre” – Mmesoma Ejikeme Finally Opens Up by Timiskid: 5:18pm On Jul 06, 2023
stuffs2002:
Tribal sentiments has blocked your thinking faculty

19 year old woman is who you are calling a little girl
I see, still blaming it on tribe, if Nigerians continue wit dis tribal sentiment stuff, Nigerians will never b united.
CelebritiesRe: A Man Who Chases Two Rats Will Catch None - Yul Edochie’s Daughter by Timiskid: 11:57am On Jul 05, 2023
onthehill:
A Man Who Chases Two Rats Will Catch None - Yul Edochie’s Daughter Shares Cryptic Post

Danielle, daughter of Nollywood actor, Yul Edochie, shared a cryptic post on Monday July 3, on social media which many believe is directed at her father, IGBERETV reports.

Danielle who is the first child of Yul and May Edochie wrote that a man who decides to run after two rats would end up not catching any.



https://igberetvnews.com/1447772/man-chases-two-rats-will-catch-none-yul-edochies-daughter-shares-cryptic-post/
This is how dey start.... one day the trap will definitely cash....
Christianity EtcRe: What The Bible Says About Marriage by Timiskid: 11:38am On Jun 25, 2023
Likoya:
You and your stupid God can go to hell with your stupid rules.... I didn't ask anybody to bring me to this world, I just found myself here. Yet the idiot claims to give people freedom of choice...Why didn't you give me freedom to choose if I wanted to come to this world first?
I pity u.... becos u don't know wat u are doing
Christianity EtcRe: What The Bible Says About Marriage by Timiskid: 11:31am On Jun 25, 2023
hopefulLandlord:
I'm a Virgin and I'd remain one till I die. I pity these Christians getting married and having sex. the word "Christian" means "Christ-like" which means we are to act like Jesus Christ. Jesus never married, neither did he have sex so any Christian doing otherwise is a sinner
I pity u, so u are indirectly calling ur parent unwise for giving birth to u. Do u think by been a Virgin makes u non-sinner, let me remind u dat some of Jesus Christ disciples were married before they follow Christ. My dear before God institute marriage is not a mistake okay n sex is not a sin wen u do d right thing.
Christianity EtcRe: See The Hilarious Prayer Request Of Lady During Live Prayers Service by Timiskid: 7:53pm On Jun 22, 2023
obembet:
I always hear that olosho praying in church but I never believe until this morning when a lady drop a prayer request during live program.

A lady identify as Felicity bold prayer for he sugar daddy to leave his wife alone so that the man can marry her full time.

Here is what she wrote:

I am here to pray for my sugar daddy to leave his wife and follow me full time.... Amen

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CtyrwCAOvsx/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
I can't belaim d woman but d man dat can't hold himself...
FamilyRe: My Neighbour's Wife And Her Wahala by Timiskid: 7:41pm On Jun 22, 2023
Adonispco:
Am sorry for my writing pattern; I am in a serious dilemma since January.

I live in a face me I slap you house with just four co-tenants and the landlord.

There is this neighbour of mine that parked in on December 2021, a married man with three kids; two daughters and a son,the eldest daughter should be around 14 years old while the son and the last daughter should be about 4 & 2 years respectively.

We where living in peace although one has to make tolerance a friend for there to be peace.
These my neighbour's eldest daughter to be honest is morally bankrupted, she steals and lies without remorse.

My neighbour's wife always try to cover up her daughter bad behaviours. During christmas time 2022, I noticed a sudden suspicious behaviours from my neighbours wife towards me in particular; she does as if am a diabolic person, as a cool headed guy I focused on my life until on January 21 2023 when I heard the worst words towards my dignity and reputation as a common person;

Fellow nairalanders guess what? My neighbours wife accused me of poisoning his two little kids.

As a cool guy and from what i learnt never to take action when angry, I maintained like its nothing but told our landlord.

My neighbour who is a driver usually travels and can stay there for weeks, so I have to wait for the man of the house to return and hear from him before taking action, so on 29 January he returned, a general yard meeting processed; he was asked to explain more on the accusation from his wife towards me and this was what he said;

"Someone in our yard premises poisoned his children using mirinda and biscuit" that we all are lucky nothing happened to his kids otherwise he will call the police to arrest everybody in our yard.

When asked how he found out that it was someone from our yard and what sickness his children suffered; he said that his children were vomiting blood in the middle of the night, and he went to a spiritual doctor who told him that it was someone from the yard he lives in.

Please Nairalanders what will I do cause I have tried to let go of this heavy accusation but it havent been easy and to make matters worse the once loved innocent easy going guy have become a depressed soul due to the crack on my previous solid reputation.

Please anyone with a good pragmatic solution should help a brother.
Just manage n pack okay
Music/RadioRe: Portable Bags Golden Stars 'Artist Of The Year' Award, Vows To Win Grammy by Timiskid: 8:39pm On Jun 19, 2023
Chenu60:
VIDEO: Portable Bags Artist Of The Year Award, Vows To Win Grammy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9uFi7pu2s

Nigerian singer Portable, has bagged the Artist of the Year award at the just concluded Golden Stars Award.

The 'Zazoo Zeh' crooner on his Instagram account on Monday, shared a video of himself at the award stating his new status as the 'new born Fela.’
I see, the Nigerian Artists Awards is made for mad Artists.....
FoodRe: What Is Your Favorite Soup? by Timiskid: 7:04pm On Jun 17, 2023
FahBuLous:
As a certified and well known indegene of Akwa Abasi Ibom state, my favorite soup is non other than "Afang soup" I think this is the most delicious soup in the world... No cap..
Very funny.... is only ur village food u know, manage n travel to others villages if u really wants to know d best food, the soup is okay but is not d best in Nigeria talk less of d world as u said.
CrimeRe: Woman Rapes Her Daughter’s Boyfriend 300 Times(photos) by Timiskid: 9:48pm On Jun 16, 2023
kyber:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11845897/amp/Oklahoma-cheerleading-coach-arrested-having-sex-daughters-underage-boyfriend.html

As it is now women are the ones raping minors now
They have turn the table around
300 is for throughout a year.
RomanceRe: Men Beware!!! Hausa Men Are The Ones Dickmatizing Married Women Right Now. by Timiskid: 2:53pm On Jun 11, 2023
XshegzzyeeiX:
From the main market, I went to Kara to purchase assorted meat items and discovered this ugly events unfolding lately.

On getting to my favourite meat seller's spot, I noticed this fair pretty elegant woman coming out of his small kiosk, she made her way to her Sienna car and drove off afterwards.

Seconds later, meat seller was out.
My curiosity made me ask me who that woman was, he told me it's one among the three married women that comes to him regularly for hot servicing.

He told me she gave him #25,000 for job well done. She's wife to a big man like he said.

I was shocked.
Meat seller said it's no big deal that all his Hausa friends within the market selling Onions, Pepper, Carrot, Beans, et cetera all have 2 or more married women that they fuccck freely, some pay the guys also.

From all I was told, these women loves sex alot and they can last as long as 10 to 12 rounds.

Yes you heard right.
I don't know what these Hausa guys use, but I confirmed it that they can go that much rounds of sex on women.

If it's overnight, he pounds her from 11pm till 4am atimes.

10 - 12 rounds of sex.
Such women are gone.

Husbands at home don't know what's happening at all.
You guys are sitting on big time bombs.

These dirty shoe repairers, keg-water pushers, condemned metal pickers, tiger nut sellers, water melon sellers and carrot sellers are busy fucccccking people's wives silly.
Some do it right on your matrimonial beds while some with shame do it away from home.

Little wonder most women in marriage now see their husbands as shiiiiit, coz someone else whips her better than you in dah ozza room.

While you manage to do 1 -3 rounds of sex due to economic factors, your wives are getting banged by heavily drugged Hausa men.

Women are linking up one another to Hausa men that can go more than 3 hours of sex on them.

No protection.
Direct skin to skin.

When it comes to sexual gratification and wild adventure, women don't care about your status in the society or personality.
What she wants is a working dick, strength of a horse and stamina to go as many rounds as possible.

As married men and bachelors, do whatever you want with this piece of information.

I'm out of here.
U see ba, those women dat likes n hausa men or any man who is knacking dem very well of which dey thinks dat d hausa men are knacking very well, d Truth need to b said, those women are demons n selfish n killing those men's unknowingly becos of knacking n some of those useless men are happy dat dey can knack very well, dey are just deceiving dere selfs in d name of knacking y using drugs n dey will be suffering from different sickness in d future of which dey are d cause.
RomanceRe: Men Beware!!! Hausa Men Are The Ones Dickmatizing Married Women Right Now. by Timiskid: 2:36pm On Jun 11, 2023
Runnerzz:
Lol... 10-12 rounds indeed shebi the women dey sleep there overnight or is one round 2-3 mins? E get where u go knack reach sef no more sperm go fall out na two of una go decide give unaselves brain to rest and continue much more later... That's if she can still receive it. I get ur message but stop exaggerating and hyping abokki cos nothing special about them. Na man when no sabi knack supposed dey dread as for me, myself and I we stand firm
Guy don't be deceive, those hausa guys can't knack without drugs becos Dey always believe in drugs n d drugs always affect dem in D future.
TravelRe: Woman Dies On Hearing That Her Son Died In Auto Crash On His Way Home After NYSC by Timiskid: 11:01am On May 29, 2023
benjackugo:
Woman Dies On Hearing That Her Son Died In Auto Crash On His Way Home After NYSC (Photos)

A young man identified as Christian Ugbede Abuka, has died in an auto crash two days after he completed his National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) program in Kwara State, IGBERETV reports.

It was gathered that Christian collected his NYSC certificate on Thursday, May 25, 2023.

The accident was said to have occurred in Yagba West Local Government Area of Kogi State on Saturday, May 28.

His ailing mother, who was eagerly expecting him, slumped and died after receiving news of his death.

His brother, Joseph Abuka, confirmed the sad news on Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/100079250991866/posts/pfbid0UdpNduvWWjji8GX3HzR7oXhtVonkDrmvBukc9gFgP2poxrnbVUYGrFfZMjwKZ9AJl/?app=fbl

https://igberetvnews.com/1445915/woman-dies-hearing-son-died-auto-crash-way-home-nysc-photos/

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 nlfpmod
Kai after all d hardship and suffering, God pls have mercy on us.
CelebritiesRe: Murphy Afolabi Dies After Bathroom Fall by Timiskid: 2:28pm On May 14, 2023
dodoatirice:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/05/14/just-in-nollywood-actor-murphy-afolabi-is-dead/%3famp=1
Kai tinx are really happen oo in Nollywood industry, God have mercy on both Actors n Actresses in d Nollywood industry. Murphy one of d best Yoruba Actors, RIP.
SportsRe: Southampton Relegated From The Premier League by Timiskid: 7:21pm On May 13, 2023
TheDemola:
It was inevitable
Eya... Dis team really tried becos almost dere best players were sold even dere best coach Pochetino who brought Dem to premier league left for a bigger team.
CelebritiesRe: A Lot Of People Have Been Telling Me I Look Like Cubana Chiefpriest (video) by Timiskid: 3:34pm On May 05, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB9UsspBnok

I need DNA test to confirm. A lot of people have been telling me i look like Cubana ChiefPriest - 19years old boy cries out.
If Cubana Chief Priest was poor, will he come out to claim look alike?. Very funny he just wants to cash out... Just manage n hustle ok.
CultureRe: The "Bushbaby" Tale, Is It Real Or Fake?(photo) by Timiskid: 5:23pm On May 03, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
The "Bushbaby" tale, is it real or fake? Have you seen one before? Is it true that, when you collect their mats from them, you become rich and wealthy?
This bushbaby is not big as dey posted it here. Bushbaby is just a small creature n d animal doesn't carry mat..
RomanceRe: Man Spends 21 Hours On His Knees Begging His Ex-Girlfriend To Take Him Back by Timiskid: 8:56pm On Apr 17, 2023
FoodRe: See The Local Rice I Purchased At 800 Naira Per Mudu In Birnin Kebbi (photo) by Timiskid: 8:55pm On Apr 16, 2023
ManirBK:
Food items are very expensive now due to availability of old Naira notes in circulation. The local Rice I purchased at 650 per Mudu before election, is now 800 naira per Mudu as I went to the Market for shopping today in Birnin Kebbi. Please is the rate still the same at your side or is only here in Birnin kebbi.
Urs is better na, in my area is almost 1k +
RomanceRe: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Timiskid: 8:52pm On Apr 15, 2023
elizabeth24:
A Nigerian lady has left many tongues wagging after she made a remark about dating men.


A Nigerian Lady who is Identified as Amaka as made a stir on a Facebook group (Igbo Rant HQ) as she stated that If you date her, She expects Marriage, but if nit, You die .

She wrote; “Once you date me, there is no Break up. It is either we plan wedding or your Funeral. Are you ready?”

This statement she made will make men who are dating her feel whether to live her or not
https://www.elizabethblog.com.ng/2020/12/Once-You-Date-Me-Its-Either-Our-Wedding-Or-Your-Funeral-Lady-says.html
Empty treat... She is just looking for a man dat wants to marry her...

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