₦airaland Forum

Okobola146:
I tell you, she just dey make noise like a market woman. What she's doing is not commentaries

jjcphenom:
Ajibade should be playing for teams like Lyon, Barcelona, Chelsea or Man City.

Very brilliant player.

Reussite:
It was very unintentional

prinsam30:
me I know say ojoro go dey this game, our midfield engine don go just like that

blazingblender:
Just imagine a law like this was brought up
i.e for every scammer you bring in
You are paid one million
First of all it will reduce the numbers of scammers and
They will be lot of betrayal
Because if such law is created
I will be cashing out not less than 24 million in one week

SultanOfAbia:
This reminds me of my aunty driver
He always beg me for money whenever i visit village.
I meet him one day, he beg, i gave him 500
My last card at that time.
Before i realized that was my last card i wanted to call him back and give him 200
but my mind said i should free him.

Few days later, my aunty calls me telling me that her driver won 4.8 million naira from betking. .
They asked him where he got money to bet
he said it was the 500 naira i gave him.
He used it to play 8 draws and it enter.

Since then, the guy quit driver job, has relocated, no longer picks my calls. Him just vanish with the millions. Not even 1 kobo wey i see from the guy based on appreciation.

If i didnt give him that 500 naira. By now he will still be begging. This Life ehnnnnn

HarlequinLekex:
Get me my rain boots to kick out that idiot Timoleon rapist from here.Timoloen is not reasonable,Am outta of here.

Okhuadams:
you are not different from the rapist

ahnie:
Why are the men caked inside fetish bottles always put on singlet?

Rastaramsey:
You started foolishly but you almost found a way to balance your bullshit.....

Make them rape your sister to death first make I check something
Una go come nairaland dey form wetin una no be...

Okhuadams:
your earlier statement before the blame tells of who you are

jackcanfield:
I haven't seen any suicide method that is easy,you people should stop committing suicide , always talk to someone ....As we speak someone problem is looking for $40billion another person problem is looking for $4billion another is looking for $1billion another is looking for $100million , another $10million , another $1million another $100000 another $10000 another $1000 , another $100 ,another, $10 , another $1 to chop for the day ... and million and one problem,truth is problem no dey finish for this world because if the $1 get his money he starts to have $10 problem and the link goes on till he starts to have a $40billion problem.... So don't over think your life we are just video tapes entertaining Baba God or the Universal Intelligence, we are just actors and actress in a script... My prayer is Baba God put me in a script that Finish Well.

YoudeyVexme:
Which kind condom we never try na That featherlight I dey even dey use, durex.

But I just year for the feeling of the wetness one more time

Islandlady:
YES!!!

Meanwhile vampires at night after jumping into the red pool thinking it's a pool of blood