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RomanceRe: She loved the sex but forgot we were not married by Timson01(m): 4:45pm On Nov 21, 2021
ifinger:
*It was a very weired scenario , it happened that I went on a study leave , resuming after 2yrs I met this lady who had just been employed in my office at first I was indifferent , cos new people are being recruited routinely! On one occasion she approach Ed me and introduce herself to me that we were actually in same department , wow I was glad cos I was the only one in the department, my taught was yes the work load will be reduced a little!
So we exchanged numbers , not up to two months later we started chatting and our chats switched from normal official work , to gossip then , it became sexual , at a point she told me any time we chat she was always dripping on herself, wow , I new she was married so I asked after her hubby she told me he works in another state ,
Well our friendship continued we both enjoyed the chat and everything ,on one occasion I told her I wanted to bang her she smiled and told me she only wanted me to suck her nipps !
I was like ok how are we going to do that she said in the office? Wow!
So I told her to come early the next day.
She came I was already waiting I locked the door behind us and quickly adjusted the curtain , then she rested on the wall I flipped her juggs out and sucked on them

We were at it for like 5minute,then she smiled and left, we continue d chatting,then I invited her to my house,, we picked a day ,and she came over , I banged her so well with lots of tongue action, I came twice on her, her vvj was dripping.

I gave her 10k just to show appreciation ,and we were both cool ,. however ,I discovered she became very possessive of me even in the office, I tried all I could to let her set a boundary for our own good ,but all fell on deaf ears ,I could not even talk to any lady again in the office she would become furious lol .
On one occasion she chatted me and insulted the hell out of me told me how weaked I was ignoring her,as if that was not enough the hooe said she was thinking of reporting me to her hubby !
At that juncture I smiled and told her to go ahead, truth was that I had my dik inside this lady the day she came over to my house and the hubby called asking were she was she lied she was on her way to d market! Even me self shock, I was like report me say I force u to come or u did not collect my 10k for the work wey u do?
Omo I just blocked the chat.
The next day she came over to say goodmorning sir me too I said good morning ma, and it has remained like that since then!
She's a slut she was a slut when her husband met her and she would be the issues is that she can't get her eyes off u because of the great sex she would come back again ,the jealousy came because she had the sex and she enjoyed it but how would u commit to a married woman that's not wisdom,the fact that she can lie to her husband is a sign u can't trust her she liked u from the day she introduced her self first if a lady likes u she seeks opportunity to create avenue to talk to u since shedid that she was more interested in u she told u she felt wet it was what she wanted sex
FamilyRe: Lesbian Mummies Everywhere by Timson01(m): 4:30pm On Nov 21, 2021
Saintmary:
Very good question
When it comes to women issues why didn't u guys look logically the story is girls are into lesbian and it is alarming u guys are talking of intention kwa or
FamilyRe: Lesbian Mummies Everywhere by Timson01(m): 4:27pm On Nov 21, 2021
flexlatifa:
The rate of lesbianism in this country is alarming.

The yard am staying now, they have their group almost every day they comes back with different girls.

Women like pus*y than pr*ck
Do u have a story or u are just making this thing up
RomanceRe: I Have A Fetish For Female Anal - Is This Normal? by Timson01(m): 4:12pm On Nov 21, 2021
Bola146:
It's not normal, you seriously need help asap please
Yeah he does but the sister destroy him as a kid
RomanceRe: I Have A Fetish For Female Anal - Is This Normal? by Timson01(m): 4:10pm On Nov 21, 2021
Deadmeat:
Ever since I was very young I've been a fan of Ass. I grew up in the midst of sisters and I usually touch and fôndle my sister's ass then as a kid and they won't scold me, everytime I was doing this, they will just laugh and leave me alone. But one day my dad caught me and stopped me from sleeping on the same bed with my elder sisters the thing pain me that time. How I wish they have beaten the spirit of ass out of my body back then maybe this won't be happening..
Now that I became an adult, my love for ass grows on a daily. I always like to rim, lick, fvck girls anal, last time I remembered I paid 30k for a girl just to get her anal fvcked.
And this got me wondering I'm I normal? Or could this be the effects of my childhood.

Or should I blame village people for this?
Effect of not correcting ur problem as a child sincerely ur sister did not scold u because they enjoyed it they pretended u were Young but the lust found away to live inside u ,they are terrible sister selfish anyway bro u are not alone u just can not allowed a ladies body tell u how to live urlife they would use it to destroy u if u don't find a way to solve it ,take it as gabbage she is a s thrash infact write meditate a ladies trash is Gabbage then replace I am more than a ladies body continue saying it till it guide ur thought
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Have Disappeared From Anambra After Election, Just Like Play by Timson01(m): 4:04pm On Nov 21, 2021
MadamVanessa:
Unknown Gunmen was orchestrated by frustrated, bittered, failed , uselessss, good for nothing APC government, but their plans and strategies failed woefully in Anambra state.
The plan was to disturb the election from holding it fail , distraction was a failure they would try it again for the presidential election
RomanceRe: Davido Called Out For Disrespecting Bbnaija Nengi In Dubai by Timson01(m): 3:56pm On Nov 21, 2021
Does xoxo blogger have a Twitter link
RomanceRe: Davido Called Out For Disrespecting Bbnaija Nengi In Dubai by Timson01(m): 3:56pm On Nov 21, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:
Thought she had a “serious boyfriend” outside the big brother house grin
Keep thinking no body exist even if there was the guy expired after the show ladies are hypergamy in nature
RomanceRe: Davido Called Out For Disrespecting Bbnaija Nengi In Dubai by Timson01(m): 3:54pm On Nov 21, 2021
[quote author=Nyascobar1414 post=107827036][/quote]Most woman arelike that
RomanceRe: Davido Called Out For Disrespecting Bbnaija Nengi In Dubai by Timson01(m): 3:53pm On Nov 21, 2021
Figger:
So na davido dey lash this girl
Before now wetin u expect after the guy featured her u think na just for the show abbi
RomanceRe: Davido Called Out For Disrespecting Bbnaija Nengi In Dubai by Timson01(m): 3:51pm On Nov 21, 2021
The same nengi that ozo lost for na him they yeye herself for davido some girls enjoy boys treating them like thrash infact the beautiful girls love it
CrimeRe: Lady Cries Bitterly As Her Boyfriend Runs Mad On The Streets, Eats Sand (video) by Timson01(m): 5:27pm On Oct 28, 2021
she's a true lover ,but she feel in love with the wrong person
SportsRe: Case closed by Timson01(m): 6:28pm On Oct 08, 2020
my WhatsApp number 09074425849 it seems that u and I need to talk ,because our testimony are similar
RomanceRe: Cleopatra: The World's Greatest *OLOSHO* Of All Time by Timson01(m): 7:10pm On Oct 05, 2020
wearsandtrends1:
*Contrary to popular belief, Cleopatra was not a beautiful lady


So how did she manage to bed the most powerful man in the world?

How was she able to still maintain her position as Queen even after Juluis Ceasar died...

Reason is simple!
She Jumped beds.

Seducing Marc Anthony who was best friends with Ceasar!

Marc Anthony was so mindful of this woman that he became obsessed and was unable to manage the vast Roman empire.

As a result, Marc Anthony too lost power in a coup that took his life

Yet MADAM wanted to use her Kitty again to seduce the new Roman Emperor

But my guy 'Octavian' was no SIMP, saw through all the bullshit and would not be swayed by her seduction
.
After realizing that she was no longer in demand... in her frustration She decided to take her own life

Cleopatra is the Queen mother olosho of all time!

however history has always been kind to her, as people do not realize these dirty details

Share your thoughts
that's not true Mr man get ur facts right and stop believing in Hollywood as most of wat is said about her in movies ain't true if u want to learn about Cleopatra while don't u read wikipedia ,Cleopatra was an epitome of beauty and yes she was unsuccessful in her love life as she married up to four men while she was alive they were the one chasing her oga and yet she did leave her husbands at demise of them
RomanceRe: I Need Help...my Wife Is Cheating Seriously! by Timson01(m): 7:04pm On Oct 05, 2020
PhonesGadgets:
I really don't know how to stop her as she no longer hide it away from me . She told me she's in love with someone else after 4 kids...please help me as am no longer rich as I used to be.
sir I would say this because ur story is very hurting and very pathetic ,I pray am never in your shoes but sir u are a man and u don't deserve the kind of insult she has insulted u ,I want you to Chase her outta ur house ,this is the highest form of disrespected to the manliness ,and again get a good nanny for ur children or if they are young take them tonur parent
RomanceRe: [SHOCKING PHOTOS!!!] See As P3nis Enlargement Goes Totally Wrong by Timson01(m): 1:10am On Oct 03, 2020
funny sha one man poison is another mans come up while someone is paying to enlarge me am angry that is is embarrassing me this life I don't understand
FamilyRe: 7 Attitudes That Will Keep You Poor Forever by Timson01(m): 11:52pm On Sep 24, 2020
binarymachine:
Not everyone will eventually become rich and everybody can not be a billionaire all at once. However, we can all have 3 square meal to eat, a decent house to live and good clothes to wear.

Sometimes it may be the economy, the government or simply a bad world etc. Poverty also is greatly dependent on our mentality, how we choose to think and the decisions we choose to make as an individual.

Below are seven attitudes that can ensure one stays poor forever even if you were born into all the money in the world.

1. Addictions(Gambling, Drugs, Alcohol): One of the surest ways to ensure you stay poor forever is to pick up an addiction in gambling, drugs and alcohol. They have a way of blocking proper cognitive thinking, preventing you from thinking straight therefore making bad decisions always. You make a little cash, you are under influence and impulse to spend it on them, they don’t only mess with your finances, they also make sure to mess your entire life up.

2. Pessimism And Negative Thoughts: You always have a bad feeling about everything, maybe it’s a past experience or you have stayed poor just long enough to keep telling yourself you can’t do it. You use the phrases “I can’t”, “it won’t work” , “I am tired” etc. For you, everything is self defeating, you assume negatively and keep wandering in the past. Keep going, abject poverty awaits you!

3. Inability To Save And Wrong Financial Choices: Any money you make, you spend. According to you, your income is too small to save, you are waiting until you get a raise and start earning big before you save. When you do eventually manage to save up, you spend all on your wants instead of needs. You engage in frivolity and acquire things to make you look sleek instead of investing to make more money. Continue, poverty is ahead!

4. Bad Friends And Bad Motivations: Keeping the wrong company doesn’t only just make you pick up bad attitudes, it also makes you waste useful time and you either get no motivation at all or you end up with the wrong ones. Instead of being at the right place and at the right time, doing something productive, you are at the wrong place, receiving the wrong advices and consequently making wrong decisions.

5. Giving Up Too Quickly: Becoming successful requires tenacity, doggednes, persistence, readiness to go the extra mile to achieve your dreams and the determination to follow through on a life changing decision. This is something most poor people lack and if you have an ambition to become poor, all you need do is lack them too.

6. Procrastination And Laziness: You are either too soft, too tired or too sad to do anything right now so you prefer to push it to a later time which will ensure you forget it or end up not doing it altogether. You do not want to do small jobs, dirty jobs or anything hard. You like the easy way out in everything and when it appears tough, you postpone it and take to your heels. You also enjoy sleeping a lot, infact if sleeping was a talent, you would be the world best. Keep it up, you are almost there!

7. No Concern For Health/ Lack of Birth Control: You don’t take your health seriously, always buying drugs from hawkers, delaying treatment even when symptoms are showing vividly, eating unhygienic food etc. Finally when you fall sick, you will have no choice but to spend all your money to save yourself, penny wise pound foolish! You say children comes from God, so you keep producing them like a biscuit factory, even when your income can barely take care of 4. In your mind you feel that giving birth to more children will increase the chance of one of them becoming rich. Continue, you will eventually end up poor and miserable with plenty of mouths to feed.

Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/06/20/7-attitudes-that-will-keep-you-poor-forever/
does gambling makes one poor
RomanceRe: My Boss Girlfreind Is Disturbing Me Too Much....(pics) by Timson01(m): 7:05pm On Sep 22, 2020
Misyarn:
It all started last week thursday when one of my boss friends stopped by at our shop to say Hi,he came with one black pretty lady..he said they were coming from a church programme.
My boss called his friend aside and ask if that girl is his girlfriend the guy said no that they are just friends..

As a real niggar na..my boss started whining the girl, she gave him good vibe so, they exchanged number and she left with that my oga friend ..(i did not put mouth in their talk oo )

My boss called her later in the night and professed some love shit to her..
She agreed to have a relationship with him(note:twas my boss that told me all these )

I came back from Mosque the next day which was on friday and met her in shop...she said she already asked of me and many bla bla bla...i did not say anything ,i just smiled.
That was how it started oo..she came to sit beside me and wants to be playing unnecessary play with me..i just left shop like i want to go and buy sometin.
I went back to shop later in the evening thinking she would have left..i met her preparing to go...when she's ready to go my boss asked for a good bye hug. She told my boss to tell me to hug her first before then she wud hug him..immediately i heard dat i just left shop nii..
I don't use to go shop on weekends cos i have to do some casual work to feed and pay some bills..

Fast forward to monday evening,she came to shop again and started disturbing me,my boss cautioned her cos we were busy... She requested for my phone and i gave it to her..She later left wen no one was giving her attention.

Around 10pm in the night she called me..i was surprised how she got my number so she explained she dialed her number on my phone and also sent herself friend request with my fb..
I dont like making calls ,so i told her we chat on fb..
We started chatting and she was telling me how she would like to be in a relationship with me..i refused and she was begging..i sha refuse...

Note...●i no fine reach my oga ...tho we are age mate oo ..
●i be broke ass niggar
●and i dont like girls taller than me

Pls what should i do nairalander..
Should i chop and clean mouth..or just forget the matter..
guy if u allowed her go u don't make a mistake that u might regret person were like u without condition u still wan let go ,or u wanthey chase another person were no like u except the guy ugly baba let the relationship kick but take the lead for the relationship
RomanceRe: Exercises That Stimulate Libido And Boost Sex Drive by Timson01(m): 5:57pm On Sep 10, 2020
OK hiow then does one killsex drive
RomanceRe: Nigerians Are Hypocrites When It Comes To Sex. My Experience At Shoprite by Timson01(m): 10:37am On Jul 29, 2020
Carchoice:
I was at shoprite yesterday evening, I bought other stuffs and 10 packs of durex condom. At the point of payment, all the stuffs I shopped were on the counter and all eyes were on it. I could hear murmurs and giggles. Even a lady I perceived to be a baby mama sef join dey laugh. angry

As a careless Nigerian that I am, I went back to the condom shelve and added 5 more packs. E shock them.
Bro na life be that all those girls laughing at u is not because they hate u but u wondered them infact most of them would quickly give their self to u ,the laughing isn't like mokery but u surprised them

Why the hypocrisy? For the background they are sharing HIV and donating pregnancy here and there.
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Puffyray007:
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InvestmentRe: How I Made Over 500,000 With Forsage In A Week by Timson01(m): 12:46am On Jun 28, 2020
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RomanceRe: Okada Man Received Hot Slap From A Lady With Big Breast For Running After Her.pi by Timson01(m): 2:31pm On May 14, 2020
No u didn't do bad let's see how u would react when a wealthy looking man does the same thing to u

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