₦airaland Forum

I recently read somewhere that the normal speaking voice of Nigerians is classified as noise in other countries. Our parents scream at us, we use big, soot-emitting generating sets to supply electricity with which we listen to music at the maximum volume, these churches and mosques just makes sure that they maintain the noise level we've subject ourselves to - this explains the large number mad men on our streets.

The answer to the question "What is on your mind?" could be anything. I have been thinking of 'poo pooing' and I don't know who to talk to, the pressure is becoming too much, the stuff might force its way out of me right here in the dining soon & I don't want to be the only one that knows about it, I'll write it on facebook! Would you rather have it on nairaland?

If you're talking of political power, forget it. Fame takes away your privacy. Love stories are tragedies (Jesus, romeo & juliet, titanic). Money makes the world go round! Money is the answer to all prayers!

Seems we're both running from trouble, u're d man!

@Dolemite You need to listen to Richard bona, he sings along with his bass grooves, he also scants. Do you play the bass guitar?
@Manny4life I write to communicate, not to impress, it is just a slang. Sorry, I won't say it again.

I always believed that the black race is a musically inferior race until I heard Victor Wooten & Richard Bona. Does anybody know anything about these guys? Who is ur baddest bassist?

Rubbishness! Who saw the confusion in school yesterday? different radio stations with different versions of the news, I have a feeling that those guys wrote a "mock" exam.

Dreams are ways through which the subconscious mind communicates with the brain. Most times, it highlights our innermost desires and fears,

@Poster Your subconscious mind shows the unexplored part of your being, you can convert your disjointed dreams to a Nollywood script, it might not hold any spiritual significance.

A former school mate bears SOARA, interpreted as ISO (fart) + ARA (Thunder).

A former school mate bears SOARA, interpreted as ISO (fart) + ARA (Thunder).

I love it too. I got tired of MTN e-presence after two matches. Nobody mentioned GTAssurance, e too make sense.

Dear Mallam Keita, You should have counted 1 - 1000 before acting like the animal you are. How are you sure that Achilles and Spartacus are not on their way to South Africa to avenge the brutal kicking of their little brother. Please keep shut and run for your life. You don't even sound sorry, Rubbishness!

If the foundation is destroyed, what can the righteous do? Those complaining, obviously, never played the "felele" wembly balls I played in secondary school. We have so many specialists in Naija, we call them "Oba Felele" I can organize a tutorial for them.

If he truly has a working juju, he doesn't need a plane to get to wherever he is going. I hope he is held responsible for the plane crashes we have had in this country.

<b>I have this problem as well but mine is really working hard to keep the friendship, she never said no and she is not saying yes either. Its been four years and I compare other girls with her; none of them could compete! I'm I also a fool for not settling for less?</b>