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No weapon fashioned against my balls shall prosper.

Hello, Anna the misandrist.

Why do you hate the male sex so much? Or should I call it weird fascination with guys' balls?

This woman is evil, I need to buy an iron pant before saying "hi"

My hobbies: Thinking, Reading, Romancing my guitar.

Why don't you beg the pastor, maybe he'll change his mind?

Pastors themselves are getting divorced nowadays.

Brilliance or intelligence?

If her mental capacity will be your excuse for making her cry in future, leave her for the people who sees her as brilliant.

We'll stop being friends the next time my female bestfriend calls me Coolie-coolie (pronounced as kulikuli).

Touching. . . Someone is watching afterall.

Mumsie wa oshoronga, e dakun?

Dear God, please scramble annawhite's internet connection before she renders the poster impotent.

My mouth is already twisted.

^^That is death sentence on a whole generation, have mercy.

There is no way a piece of plastic will ever feel like a tongue, we are not paying until there is a cyber-fluting machine.

* After meeting them, keeping in touch with the parents and siblings becomes your responsibility.
*You get invited to family events. *Whenever their son is malfunctioning, they have someone to report him to.
Have you ever wondered what happens if the relationship doesn't work out? Do you wanna get stuck with the wrong guy out of pity or respect for the parents?

You have a whole lot of time to meet the parents if the relationship works.

I can even iron it before delivery.

He is probably trying to bomb the devil now that he has discovered that virgins go to heaven.

Osama, Rest in Piss.

@Kodewrita: Thanks bro, I'll be gone before they are here.

^ Dreams are expressions of our subconscious desires or innermost fears, I don't trust dreams.

@Post
Asking God without a middleman should work, and it takes more than prophecies (or some random predictions of a 419-in-white-robes) for a relationship to work.

It is hard breaking down sentences into small chunks for girls, explaining every line of our jokes, and explaining the logic behind our actions, we just act like them to save time and energy.

They are two individuals that farts like we do. . .it shouldn't be a big deal.

Lesson learnt: Wear at least four boxers and two trousers when going out.

Ti idi ba ti ba je, ti oni idi lo ma n da.

She could be considering you as a replacement, do you know how many "serious relationships" she has had?

It is only possible in theory, we can't go to a future that is yet to be created nor a past that has been destroyed.

Nla nla ni ti ole, I like it big.

I wanted to see the people talking in the radio, I ripped many radio sets apart, broke some, shone torchlight on the speaker with an eye closed. . .

My conclusion: Radio people are too smart/small to be seen.

I also thought all t.v programs were happening live.

No, but I'm looking forward to it.

The word "need" suggests that there is a purpose, a selfish reason for wanting to be with you.

On the other hand, "I want a girl like you" would have been a way of saying "You tick most/all of my boxes but I'm not sure if you are available"

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