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^^ I'm positive he hasn't seen the thread, he would have responded to every line of my post.

@Pweety4me

Thanks for the compliment.

I'm still waiting for the guy I analyzed to prove me wrong.

I don't want to get married because:

1. I'm gamophobic
2. I'm gynephobic
3. I've seen so many tears, I've consoled a lot of married people.
4. I've experienced the recklessness and wickedness of women.
5. Love doesn't exist, and even if it does, it doesn't last forever.
6. The only thing that women contribute in relationship is babies.
7. Marriage is prison.
8. Women change after marriage
9. My kind of girl exists only in my dreams.
10. Marriage is not compulsory.

^^maybe she's even your new catch.

Being a gentleman by not 'toasting' you? I don't get it.

Love portion is an option, he'll still be asking you out even after you have said "Yes"

She could be getting it elsewhere, maybe she doesn't want you to know how spoilt the groove is.

Love = Lust with good intentions.

I've not really had a personal encounter with any nairalander, but the character that interests me is MrBrownJay. . .

He is smart and intelligent.

As a result of his mental capacity, he has a superiority complex but tries hard hiding it.

Exposed, probably well-traveled.

He has long formed an opinion about every issue but sometimes wonder why his theories doesn't work in Nigeria.

He knows something about almost everything.

He prefers to be an enigma, thus his controlled interpersonal relationship with people.

He has the traits of a first-born, he probably is.

THESE ARE JUST GUESSES BASED ON MY OBSERVATION, I COULD BE WRONG.

No rules, you'll definitely know what/who is right for you if you know what you want.


About intuitions, we are powerful than we can imagine or willing to admit. The subconscious mind never lies.

Mr Cork, posting under the influence of punny fluid again?

@Danny I admire your confidence, but you are speaking just like she does!

^ Please, don't come back.

and if you do, bring more than just headlines and links, bring the whole story.

Love should only occur down-south (between the legs), keep your heart out of it.

Once I heard Pat Utomi speak, I changed my mind about the other candidates.

Even if it won't count, he is going to get my thumbprint.

Egyptian?

Animals' protest underway. . .

How can I hate somebody that makes me laugh so hard that people around me thinks I'm going insane?

@MzGreat
Perfect!

Eventually, the 1.7 inch cork went permanently limp, observe a minute of silence for the flaccid dick.

She is not proud of you, trust me, I know.

I love this definition. Love sucks.

I'll run to the nearest church.

Are you game = "are you up to it?" "do you wanna go ahead with what we are discussing?"

You can't eat your cake and have it, you.

My grandma needs a date, she still has few (3 to be precise) teeth left. What do you say? Is Grandma's search over?


Seems you've extended your taste for tokunbo gadgets to women, it is an acquired taste and it is a curse.

I'll confess when I get caught.

Shortdick, Shey díè si nàó, fun lóyún nao.

Poster isn't replying, I suspect he has done his three somersaults.

If you're moving your assets, Skye Bank is a bad idea. The amount they deduct depends on the mood of the C.E.O, I lose at least =N=150 twice in a month.

I haven't gone for NYSC, do you mind?

You are permitted to keep your resentment for ladies, hate them until a girl proves you wrong but don't let it affect your own life.

Don't raise her hopes if you aren't interested, don't play with her emotions. Describe the exact opposite of who she is when defining your kind of girl, no overlapping characteristics.

Or

Just say yes and see how things play out, she might just love the chase and not you.