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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari The Worst, Tinubu Got The Midas Touch @topboychriss by Tingotoe: 12:50pm On Aug 12, 2023
Subjective opinion but Buhari was bad sha. Another subjective opinion

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Religion / Re: Pray For My Death If I Am Guilty of Demonic Consultation - Pastor Adeboye by Tingotoe: 12:19pm On Aug 12, 2023
Dreamhighnow:


Likely your entire household are scammers
He is a scammer just like all the other so called pastors before him. Only an idiot will consider him as their spiritual leader

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Health / Re: 80's And 90's Kids: Which Of These Did You Battle With, As A Child? by Tingotoe: 10:47am On Aug 12, 2023
Number 4. I was a very dirty boy grin
Until I went to military school where they didn't tolerate that grin

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Politics / Re: With All The Economic Challenges, Pure Water Still Sells For ₦10 In Kaduna by Tingotoe: 12:15pm On Aug 11, 2023
englishmart:
Cost of living in the north is considerably cheaper. You can bang an average girl in Zaria for one pack of hungry man noodles. I'm not kidding. I've done it more than 80 times.
Oga you're a liar. I lived on and off in Zaria for almost 15 years. You're just chasing after nairaland validation with your lies

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No Connection, No FG Job by Tingotoe: 10:56am On Aug 09, 2023
lazkizz:
My guy has applied Nigeria Navy 9 times
Without success, the last one he passed through all the screening and was in onne Navy camp port Harcourt Rivers state.


4 months in the training process , the instructor assembly everyone on a straight line and some highly rank naval Officers, will ask you "Who is your Godfather"

If you don't have any you Will be give 20k and be sent out of the training camp .

An insider said you will be replaced with special candidates who will just completed the remaining two months of your 6 months training and they will be commissioned on the (POP) passing out parade day.



Now this is not only in the Navy but in all military and paramilitary forces of Nigeria, with stories like this most people have lost hope in Nigeria.


Nigeria need a Total overhaul in every sector.
Outright lies
Crime / Re: Alhaji Afeez Imoleayo Charmed US-Based Friend, Took Over His Wife, Children by Tingotoe: 12:42pm On Aug 08, 2023
There's nothing like charms only idiots believe that someone can charm you. It is however very possible to brainwash an individual

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Politics / Re: If Nigeria Military Couldn’t Defeat Breakaway Biafra Until it 3rd year by Tingotoe: 8:03am On Aug 06, 2023
kettykings:

Biafra military still holds the ace world wide. Biafra if realized would have been another South Korea or Singapore or Malaysia in economy, technology and military might.
You make me laugh grin
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Accosts A Nigerian Lady For Dressing "Indecently" (pic/vid) by Tingotoe: 8:43pm On Aug 05, 2023
The Ghanian was right to have cautioned the typical southern Nigerian whorre.
Politics / Re: We’re Ready To Be Aso Rock Sweepers, Miyetti Allah Begs Tinubu For Appointment by Tingotoe: 8:25am On Aug 04, 2023
Penguin2:

I keep saying it that I know Tinubu’s victory is painful because of the attitude of the people around him and because anti-Igbo policy seems it’s going to be elevated to a very important state policy under Tinubu, but I still prefer Tinubu’s victory to Atiku retaining power.

Thank God for Peter Obi who contested and made sure he denied Atiku that chance.

Modafuckas like these Miyetti Allah guys would have still had mouth by now. They would have still been issuing threats to people. They would thought the north is god over Nigeria.

So, no matter how bitter the taste of Tinubu finding it easier to rig the election because Obi contested is to the mouth, I will always prefer a Tinubu presidency to an Atiku presidency.

The north would have thought themselves god, and Miyetti Allah wouldn’t have been begging for appointments but issuing orders to Nigerians.

May they never rise again!

May what happened to Nigerians under Buhari never happen again!!
Power returning to the north after 8 years is inevitable. In Nigeria it's a turn by turn thing. Yesterday Fulani, today Yoruba and tomorrow back to the north. They will surely rise again
Politics / Re: "I Will Hit The Ground Running" - APC National Chairman, Ganduje by Tingotoe: 7:24pm On Aug 03, 2023
I really can't phantom how APC chose this babanriga, dollar stuffing corrupt individual as their chairman. Anyway a party can only get their worth
Politics / Re: 2 Credits In SSCE? — Senator Asks Bello Muhammed Goronyo (Ministerial Nominee) by Tingotoe: 7:15pm On Aug 02, 2023
adecz:



Dey there dey tok big grammar
while the Arewa are getting away
with all types bulslhit.

If normal parameters were observed,
[b]Buhari wouldn't even have risen beyond
captain in the army [/b]because he was incapable
of passing the promotion exams to
the next ranks.

Most northern Muslim recruits in the army
and police do possess the minimum
qualifications & do not pass the mandatory physical or academic entrance evaluations.
And yet he did while you whine on the internet
Politics / Re: Thank God That Nigerians Rejected Peter Obi by Tingotoe: 4:10pm On Aug 02, 2023
Creativity22:

A lost soul typing in an empty stomach. You are already lost, incase you don't know
Will Peter Obi give him food to eat?

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Politics / Re: 2 Credits In SSCE? — Senator Asks Bello Muhammed Goronyo (Ministerial Nominee) by Tingotoe: 5:55pm On Aug 01, 2023
benjaminlawson:


You are completely talking out of ignorance, we two set of laws, southern law and northern law, all our constitutional law are for southerners, while the north is govern by their own suitable law. That is while some have mention it earlier that students from south will be required to produce 130 over 200 before admission to unity college, but in the so called same country, another will be required to score about 10 over 200. Even with the fact that all students have gone through the same curriculum.
We're talking about entry level into universities so verything you've written over here is hogwash bullshit.
Politics / Re: 2 Credits In SSCE? — Senator Asks Bello Muhammed Goronyo (Ministerial Nominee) by Tingotoe: 12:03pm On Aug 01, 2023
adecz:



Candidates from Zamfara, Yobe,
Kebbi and Sokoto do not have to
have 5 credits to gain admission into
their State's universities..🎓🎓🎓


Even for common entrance exams into
Federal government schools, for
which pupils write for a maximum of
200 marks, cutoff marks for SE State
is average of 130/200.

Pupils from States like Plateau, Benue,
Taraba, Kaduna etc must score average
of 90 -110/ 200.

But for Zamfara and Yobe States, their
own cutoff is about 6/200. Yes, that was
no typographical errors I mean 6 marks
over 200❗️❗️❗️❗️😮😮😮

This means that an Anambra or Imo
state child could get 125/200 and fail to
get admission, yet a Yobe child who gets
11 over 200 is overqualified❗️❗️

This is the disease of "Quota system" that
Northern Nigeria uses to promote
mediocrity in all areas of our national life.

We all saw the quantum of mediocres
Buhari appointed that brought this country
down in all sectors of our existing. He
further compounded our situation by
taking the almajiris phenomenon to a
global level by begging for money from
all global sources, amassing over N70 trillion
of indebtedness to Nigeria, while basically
achieving nothing 😭😭😭
You lie. The NUC is the federal body that regulates ALL UNIVERSITIES in the country and the rules state that nobody can get admitted without having at least 5 credits. There's no different rule for state or private universities
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Coup: France, Italy Begin Evacuation Of Citizens From Niamey by Tingotoe: 11:57am On Aug 01, 2023
BoldBrainz:


Matthew 11, verse 12.
That's not what that Bible verse says and who even told you the Bible is the word of God?
Politics / Re: There Is A RADICAL SHIFT In African Consciousness. Tinubu, Stay Out Of Niger by Tingotoe: 11:55am On Aug 01, 2023
Rossikk:


FANTASTIC SUGGESTION.

A++


This is what we need, OUR OWN WAY of devising democracy, that works for us, not this NONSENSE of practicing a wholly imported foreign paradigm of governance, with no basis in African realities.

Yet we expect it to work. How?

Bullshit! How old are some of you? You didn't experience Buhari, IBB, Abacha or Abdulsalam and here you are advocating for soldiers whose job description doesn't even qualify them to goven in the first place . Kai Gen Z generation!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Coup: France, Italy Begin Evacuation Of Citizens From Niamey by Tingotoe: 11:22am On Aug 01, 2023
BoldBrainz:
And it begins...

I'll be lying if I claim to be displeased with this Niger coup. Africa has been tied down for way too long. Decades after independence, we still live like a people still under the thumbs of Colonialists.

Much as I'm not a church fanatic, I'm pretty certain God wasn't just cruising when he declared that "since time immemorial, his children suffereth violence and oppression, and it is only the violent ones that will take their freedom by force"..
The problem is God never said any such thing. You just made it up to suit your narrative

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Politics / Re: Gov Mbah Appoints Ekweremadu’s Son, 14 Others Commissioners by Tingotoe: 8:27am On Jul 29, 2023
IconicR:
That's good , I don't know why Ekweremadu is still being held unjustly. That boy involved in his saga isn't as innocent as people thought but the hatred Nigerians have for the rich folk will make them blind to the truth. Once you are rich in Nigeria, you are guilty of everything.
He is held simply for the fact that he is a rich Ibo man of whom the British are jealous of his success. May Chwukwu abiamba be with him

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Politics / Re: 2week-long Sit At Home Palliative Distribution Still Going On, On Low Key - Ekpa by Tingotoe: 3:58pm On Jul 28, 2023
tartar9:
He actually calls himself Prime minister grin
He is the prime minister grin

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Politics / Re: Ministerial Nominees And Their States Of Origin by Tingotoe: 5:23pm On Jul 27, 2023
I don't understand. Doesn't the constitution mandate that a minister must be appointed for each state of the federation and the FCT? This list is obviously incomplete

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Politics / Re: Muslim Youths Burn Davido’s Poster In Borno, Demand Apology. by Tingotoe: 12:27am On Jul 26, 2023
jmoore:

We are preaching tolerance. Jesus will not use stone to kill someone.


But according to your holy book he still assaulted money changers in the temple Now where's the tolerance in that? Also how different is such a reaction from that of the Muslims? You're all the same
Politics / Re: Muslim Youths Burn Davido’s Poster In Borno, Demand Apology. by Tingotoe: 11:19pm On Jul 25, 2023
Godwin4444:
igbos don’t practice Christianity they practice hate, I am a Christian but I can’t imagine an Igbo telling me about Christianity despite d level of bile in them towards others
And what has Ibos got to do with anything? We're talking about how some shameless so called Christians defending Davidos immoral music. It's not about the Ibos please

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Politics / Re: Muslim Youths Burn Davido’s Poster In Borno, Demand Apology. by Tingotoe: 11:11pm On Jul 25, 2023
jmoore:
See what these useless youths are doing.

Even if Mohammed is allowed to come back and tell them he founded a false religion, they will stone Mohammed to death.
And you a so called Christian are on the internet defending the immoral music of Davido. Will Jesus dance to such music if he were alive today? You guys are pathetic
Politics / Re: An Yoruba Man On Twitter Called Northern Sick Kids Cow. by Tingotoe: 11:04pm On Jul 25, 2023
Jesus must be very happy with his faithful servant
Politics / Re: HERE ARE THE TERRORISTS ENFORCING SIT AT HOME IN BIAFRALAND. by Tingotoe: 6:33pm On Jul 24, 2023
BiafraAburi:


It was enforced then by your cesspit sponsored terrorists just as they are doing today. Evidence is clear. You have a thug and drug addict president who have formed a militant group to use them in causing chaos in Biafraland. We are ready and will show them shege. They should have hidden their terrorist group, but they stupidly made it open and confirmed what we knew about.

First in history of any African country. We shall see how it ends/ Maybe you don't know Igbos. Just watch and see. Na una go tire and run, and in the end, Biafra will be restored. You don't kill us and go free. Take that to the bank.
I don't think your sit at home can achieve the results you desire. Also threatening other people with violence is just counterproductive to your aim

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Detains Newly Converted Muslim-born Soldier ‘for Preaching by Tingotoe: 2:41pm On Jul 24, 2023
The army can't be faulted in this instance, it's against the law to do that. The man should have just resigned his commission and go into fulltime ministry. Small time now some ignorant wailers will show up and lament about how he's being persecuted for his faith
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Absconds With Her Neighbour's Baby In Jos by Tingotoe: 10:04am On Jul 24, 2023
The first thing the parents should have done is to storm all motor parks heading to the east as that is Nigeria's baby factory headquarters. I can bet you by now that child has already been sold off to the highest bidder
Crime / Re: Charles Uwagbale: NDLEA Arrests Drug Lord, Recovers 12.4million Pills Of Opioids by Tingotoe: 3:09pm On Jul 23, 2023
endsarrrs:
It will only get worst in this drug society. I blame the elites/politicians
While I blame inyamurin

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Crime / Re: South-east: Army Is Forcing Travellers To Come Down From Vehicles At Checkpoints by Tingotoe: 12:59pm On Jul 23, 2023
Shehuyinka:
SOLDIERS of the Nigerian Army, deployed under ‘Operation Udoka’, are forcing travellers in the South-East to disembark from vehicles at numerous checkpoints that litter the region, checks by The ICIR have shown.

On getting to any of the checkpoints manned by heavily armed soldiers on major highways in the region, vehicles – both commercial and private – would stop to discharge passengers. The passengers, mostly travellers, will then trek across the checkpoint. On getting to a considerable distance beyond the checkpoint, they will stop and wait for the vehicle that was conveying them.

The driver will then move the vehicle past the checkpoint to meet the waiting passengers, who will subsequently return to their seats in the car.

The journey will continue until the vehicle gets to the next checkpoint, where the process will be repeated.

The ICIR’s correspondent, who experienced the situation while travelling across the South-East states, noted that the development frustrated motorists and travellers in the region.

During a trip from Enugu to Umuahia, Abia State capital, on Friday, July 21, the commercial bus boarded by The ICIR correspondent was made to stop and discharge passengers at eight different checkpoints.

At each of these checkpoints, passengers – both young and old, male and female – had to come down and trek to the other side to wait for the vehicle.

Interestingly, vehicles and passengers are not searched at the checkpoints. But The ICIR correspondent observed that the heavily armed soldiers were alert as they watched the passengers walking past the checkpoints.

During the morning period, when a lot of people are travelling, the checkpoints are usually crowded with so many passengers who disembarked from several vehicles. The vehicles, mostly buses, which had discharged the passengers, will also queue up. They wait until the passengers have walked past the checkpoints before driving through, one after the other, to pick up their passengers.

The ICIR correspondent observed that when the volume of traffic at the checkpoints is high, some passengers have difficulty identifying the particular vehicle they boarded.

The repeated disembarkation at numerous checkpoints is not only stressful, it also wastes time, making the journey last much longer than it should.

The journey from Enugu to Umuahia, which ordinarily should be less than one hour, lasted more than two hours.

“Is this a war zone? It is only in war zones that you can witness this,” an aggrieved passenger muttered as travellers waited for their vehicle to move past the checkpoint and pick them, to continue the journey.

Many passengers expressed anger at the situation. A passenger, who said she has gotten used to the situation, being a regular traveller on the route, explained that she starts her journeys two or three hours earlier than usual in order to meet up with appointments. “If not, you will not arrive on time. You have to add extra one or two hours in order to meet up,” the woman told other travellers.

An old woman, who complained of arthritis, could barely walk across one of the checkpoints and had to be supported by sympathetic co-travellers.

READ MORE HERE: https://www.icirnigeria.org/war-zone-in-south-east-army-is-forcing-travellers-to-come-down-from-vehicles-at-checkpoints/
Same thing 10 years ago when we were traveling in the north east. You have a terrorist group operating on your soil, you face the consequences

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Education / Re: Ogun Students Waylay, Beat Teacher Who Stopped Them From Cheating by Tingotoe: 12:56pm On Jul 23, 2023
It means any results coming out from Ogun is highly suspect
Religion / Re: The Lover Boy Who Was Having Sex With The Wrong Lover by Tingotoe: 12:55pm On Jul 23, 2023
AmotekunSW:


A wise man learns from the experiences of others
A fool learns from his own sorrows.

You are worse than a fool.
You are senseless and have refused to learn from your senselessness.
Amotekun idiot who worships a Jewish god. Have you even met a white man before in your life? I bet not and yet you worship his lowly god owing to your inferior complex. What a dumbass you are

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