₦airaland Forum

Letter To Mallam El Rufai and his larkeys

Dear Sir
Congratulation on your position as Northern Nigeria's no 1 social media monkey. Mallam you may not like the president but try having some rational arguments haba. You can fool your larkeys with baseless facts, assertions, innuendo and rumour because this is what most northern poodles are trained for, and is what we'd come to expect from a kneejerk reactionary scum like yourself. We are aware of your heavily funded campaign of perverting public opinion through the use of gratuitous articles in newspapers etc. Nigerians have no time for irrelevant scum like you who deploy the word "corruption" on their political oponents to constrain discourse to serve their own interest. Go away scum, we are not all exposed to your bourgeois culture and feudal slavery. You still remain the only mallam willing to suck d..i..c..k. for ministerial appointment.

Enjoy your sunday fura de nono.

Yours Truly Truly
TippyTop

swtchicgurl: I am photogenic. Any angle, any camera, any paparazzi. Picture-perfect, dats what i am.

Looking at your profile pic, I must say you're a beautiful chicken.

henrychubayo: Nice. Very very nice. Its true in Nigeria but it may not work in europe or america or even here in south africa.

Very true of Europe too and more. Its officially written on most London buses to give up your seat for the elderly, pregnant or disabbled people. Women exercise more power in Europe and America, I think the Nigerian woman is even short changed here. In Nigeria during labour, you can hear a nurse say " when you dey do the thing you dey enjoy am abi".
If a British nurse utters those words she'd be unemployed the next day.
Pregnant women enjoy priviledges no matter the country or continent, and I believe they should.

The only way for peace is for Israel to agree to a 2 state solution, remaining an occupying force in Palestine can only worsen the scenario for the Jews.

She fine o

Billyonaire: Why would anyone stay in a foreign country illegally, when you know taht all acquisitions during those illegal years are actually illegal wealth whether you worked hard for it or not. Anyway, I am sure many of them are happy that they were deported, cos I can assure you, they may have been planning on how to save enough money to pay their flight back home with ghana-must-go bags. Meanwhile, I hope Shymmex comes back soon, so I can hire him as a truck driver. He has insulted Nigeria too much.

I can confirm Shymmex was indeed booted out.
Bad mouthing Nigeria from the comfort of the Uk is constructive critisicm in his failed ethos, can't wait to see where he ends up.

tbaba1234: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/2052_119316080315_949_n.jpg

This picture speak a thousand words.

hypeman: No, that's the pseudonym that describes you and the homoerotic picture you've got on your profile...

Is this shymexx or another douche who enjoys besmirching his country of birth in order to mitigate his self-loathe?

shymexx: Does that even makes sense?

Dyckhead, I don't understand Nigerian English..

When you wrote "dyckhead" I'm assuming you're being self-referential correct?

shymexx: Didn't the guy resign because he was involved in some malpractices? - and is he the only qualified person for a ministerial post in a country of more than 150 million people? So much for Nigerian intelligentsia and academics smh...

You lot deserve the type of leaders you get... Perhaps, the assertion about the IQ of 69 has an element of truth to it...

Talk about IQ of 69,your writing pattern indicates thought patterns indicative of a retarded jobless Nigerian living in some derelict council flat on the outskirts of London. You're a disgrace to us Nigerians living in the UK.

Can't happen in 20 states in Nigeria, we're more civilized. Sore losers.

cowgurl: Poster,
that pix is not sexy at all,
it makes the lovely act look demeaning.

Duh!!!
Its not supposed to be sexy you sex maniac. Your fixation with sex blinded you to the fact the man has some clothes to wash and couldn't leave the baby to play (on its own) in case of harm. Jeeeeeez!!

naturality: seriously, i cant believe the replies I am getting here. is carry your child on your back the best or the only way to show care to your child? I can do more than this, but carrying the child on my back is not my thing

When your wife is indisposed and you decide to let your child come to harm whose fault is it? By the way its your child and if you decide to throw it in the gutter its your problem chikena.

dirtymoney: MmmmmmhHhhh. All those gays for ma area. better start having a second thought about what they really want inside their a$$holes, cuz wen tHat bill is passed into law, any homo I lay my hands on

Try having some rational arguments because the bolded implies you're a closet homosexual. You talk like a scum.

I knew you'd be rushing out to get the dictionary so I thought I'd help you out.

Meaning of Scum (noun)
a low, worthless, or evil person.

Galaxydon1: This is money, i bet yo anybody that kidnaps this man, His generation will say bye bye to poverty.

Your mates are pursuing their dreams you're here dreaming of kidnapping.
What a dolt.
I bet you don't know what a dolt is and will be too lazy to find out, so here it is. Enjoy it.

dolt
noun

a dull, stupid person; blockhead.

Related forms
dolt·ish, adjective
dolt·ish·ly, adverb
dolt·ish·ness, noun

Synonyms
idiot, fool, clod, nitwit, dummy.

chuks315: Funny people thinking they can surgically change gender. Here are some facts about this guy or 'girl'.
1. S/he has a functioning d ! c k
2. When s/he is excited, s/he will have an e r e c t i o n
3. S/he can't menstrate, no ovulation mechanism present. #cantbefaked
4. S/he must take female hormone 'oestrogen' pills regularly to make him think, feel, behave like a woman. #SICK.
5. S/he can't get pregnant. But s/he can get a real girl pregnant.
He has undergone surgery to change physical appearance not gender! Even though they call it gender change, IT IS NOT!

Did she do it for the above reasons? The rudimentary reason one gets from the individual is that he wasn't happy with himself so used medical advancement to his advantage.

[quote author=ondo_boi]...stop being a dumb-ass, how many wars has the US fought for Israel? List them...[/quote]The US may not physically be on ground to help the Jews prosecute war but their armaments sure do.

Horus:
That's why they never say that they live in the land Israel. They use the term, "the state of Israel".

Most people don't know that the present day "state of Israel" was created only in 1948 after the fall of Hitler's Third Reich. They confuse the land of Israel with "the state of Israel".

solomonkane: *smiles* And what has America's policy on Nigeria under Obama's administration been?

The election has nothing to do with Nigeria true, but American elections are always entertainning because of the important role America plays in world affairs.

[size=15pt]Still no concession speech....what's Romney waiting for?[/size]

[size=15pt]OBAMA 244!!!!![/size]

Is this the "Big Announcement"? What a tard.

pheyikemi: . Talk is cheap, as if u wud do dat if u were in d pastor's shoes.

He would not do that because he is not a pastor.

1 Does the money belong to Pastor or God?

2 Are you saying offerings are for Pastors?

3 If the said money belongs to God why not let God be the judge?

Just popping to work, can someone give me a shout when Sienna arrives? Thanks.

@Eziachi
If you're in a hole you stop digging according to conventional wisdom.
I don't think you'd understand so here's an illustration, enjoy:

Gbawe: Tinubu must be amused he is talked about so much ,like the de-facto President of Nigeria, despite not having a government job.

I couldn't agree with you more, the man is laughing all the way to da Bank,.,.,.,Nice one son, great observation.

Siena: Is Benin City now a part of Delta State? Because I can't see any connection.


#JusticeforAluu4

Bros no waste time, his name (BUSH MAN) should act as a pointer to whom you're dealing with.

^^^^^^^^^^
This is to the fool packman, writing in bold and capital letters is akin to shouting in public. Learn some "netiquette".

This is great and it shows the confidence the US govt have in GEJ. We have to be careful though, the US have permanent interest and their permanent interest is how to make the USA even richer than it is.

Now I understand why the likes of BUSH MAN and ifeness behave the way they do.

davidylan explained it here

Its a 50:50 thing as far as i'm concerned. We do have a lot of nigerians in diaspora who seem to project unnecessary bitterness at Nigeria largely because their own lives here are nothing to write home about. I cant count the number of nigerians i have run into in the NYC, Houston, Chicago areas e.t.c. who are into menial jobs like taxi driving, shoe shiners, walmart shop assistants e.t.c. (jobs that pay next to nothing and come with no benefits)... fortunately for them, the internet is so cheap anyone can get online and create an alternate universe where they consider themselves better than anyone who has not been "fortunate enough" to hitch a plane ride out of nigeria. Its easy to spot members of this group on here - they are generally loud, ubiquitous and mostly rude.

Gbawe also wrote:

A diasporan would therefore be someone who has moved away from his homeland. A diasporan is not someone who has illegally overstayed abroad ,or breached his visa condition, thus condemning himself to being unable to work or gain the best out of society. Naturally people in this category may be very bitter and may even blame the Nation they left for their woes. They may be the most vocal and most scathingly negative. This might be why you notice them the most.

olaric: Its funny how ANC members declare any court judgement that goes in their favour as victory for democracy; and anyone contrary to their expectations as miscarriage of justice. I am waiting to hear from Tinubu and the rest of them on this matter.

You won't have long to wait, the infamous Alhaji Lie Lie Mohammed is going to address a world (ati universe) press conference tomorrow.

My congrats to the Obanikoros.

What a waste of money, and all this going to that untalented escuse of a woman, haba!

Those whinning at the OP have not bothered reading what the OP said on page one. I feel ashamed when I see some post by diasporan Nigerians refering to Nigeria as a "poo place", "a dung" etc. Some dolts here tried blaming it on frustration, but if anyone is frustrated about Nigeria, it must be the ones living in Nigeria who are most frustrated, telling Nigerians what they already know is a no brainer.

Anyigala: Nigerians in diaspora are disappointed not bitter. Disappointed because when you have lived in a country where things work the way they should and your country is not making any progress its bound to frustrate you and maybe to some extent make you bitter.

If you're disappointed, try and effect a change and stop justifying these people who're frustrated with life abroad. Mind you, I've lived abroad long enough to know home is Nigeria, I wish you and the rest of your ilk realize one day you don't belong where you are now.