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Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by Tirimizhee: 9:49am On Jan 03, 2020
Nairaobserver:
Nigerian cadets parked their cars on the road, dancing, cause traffic jam on expressway because “civilians can’t do anything”.

Watch Video Below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRlpGlVntB8
mad ooo
Sports / Re: Francis Uzoho Welcomes A Baby Boy (Photos) by Tirimizhee: 9:45am On Jan 03, 2020
wale377:
Nigeria number one goal keeper Francis uzoho welcomes a baby boy this new year.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B62VPcRlw-S/?igshid=yy3grex48ltr

congrats
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Sheffield United (2 - 0 ) On 2nd January 2020 by Tirimizhee: 9:07pm On Jan 02, 2020
solmusdesigns:
gunners for life grin atleast we beat ManU

for life

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Politics / Re: Fire razes David Mark’s residence in Benue by Tirimizhee: 9:02pm On Jan 02, 2020
Bilec:
15 motorcycles?? Is he Into Gokada or Opay business?
grin grin
lol

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Politics / Re: Fire razes David Mark’s residence in Benue by Tirimizhee: 9:00pm On Jan 02, 2020
pennywys:
cheesy Domestic staffs made frantic effort Without calling on the appropriate authority at the right time.
Wasn't that ignorance?
imagine that they can't call them immediately at the right

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Romance / Re: The Best Relationship Advice For Everyone This 2020 by Tirimizhee: 6:01pm On Jan 02, 2020
philfearon:


1] Be friends with your spouse during the day and be lovers at night.

2] If you want to make love to your wife at night, start in the morning.

3] Things change — respect each other and be willing to change. Remain flexible and open to compromise.

4] Stay true — cheating never works — never surrender your integrity.

5] Listen more than you talk. Think more than you say.

6] Don’t keep score. You don’t win at marriage. Strive to stay even.

7] Intimacy and affection are not always sexual. A promise is as good as the act.

8] Women crave sex for intimacy and acceptance — Men crave sex for validation. If either isn’t getting what they need, they will seek it elsewhere.

9] Sometimes she just wants to be held. If she doesn’t she’ll let you know.

10] Let him know you are interested. Don’t think he should see you are interested and act accordingly. If you want it ask.

11] Pick up after yourself. Flip the laundry. Do the dishes. Cook a meal or two or three ect and change a diaper. Neither took a vow to be the maid — if you did — the 1800’s called and want their vow back.

12] Don’t pick a fight. Stop. Wait. Think. Then say what you mean and mean what you say after you stop being angry.

13] Don’t go in thinking he or she will change or you will change them. Change grows organically from within.

14] A divorce is like finding a woman you hate and buying her a house. If that joke isn’t funny — don’t buy a house.

15] Maintain your financial independence. Everyone who was ever married either died or were divorced — you’ll need your financial independence.

16] Sometimes she cries for no reason — sometimes he broods over non-sense. This too shall pass.

17] He or she might be your one, but eventually they will be the half or the quarter — strive to keep growing back together.

18] Watch her family and see how her father treats her mother — that’s her expectation. Watch his family — that’s his expectation. If you can’t imagine living in such an environment — you won’t — don’t hesitate to reset your expectations.

19] Roughly a third of people will suffer from a mental illness during their lifetime. Better than even chance one of you will become ill. Acceptance — Treatment, early and often.

20] Children change everything. She will unapologetically love her children more than she loves you. If you can’t handle that, wrap it in latex.

21] Most fights start over money and end in the bedroom — good or bad.

22] A three-some is never a good idea. It’s a desperate decision — a cancer with no cure. If you have an open relationship, good for you, but follow your rules. Mileage varies.

23] Space is more than what’s 20 miles straight up, or the inches between your ears. Maintain your space and allow him or her their’s.

24] Don’t threaten divorce — you either are or you aren’t. Threats breed fear — fear leads to distrust — It’s nearly impossible to earn someone’s trust, again.

25] If you are on the couch and your spouse is doing chores you are in the wrong place. Do things together.

26] If one of you is using drugs/alcohol and the other isn’t — there’s a problem. There is help available — use it.

27] You are married the person they are, but you’ll be in love with the person they were — reconcile those statements.

28] Once it’s over, it’s over. Move on quickly and quietly.

29] We can’t do anything about the ex parked outside your house — nor can we stop them from sleeping with someone new. Neither of you took a vow of celibacy. The contrary is true.

30] Don’t drunk text, call, write, or skype — Don’t drunk anything except sleep.

31] If you can’t control your emotions — leave — take a walk — pray. But whatever you do, don’t hit, slap, grab, pull, push, hug, knock, slam, choke, pinch, pin, head lock, arm bar, round kick, front kick or beat each other in anyway shape, form or fashion. If you must fight, use your words and remember anger equals ten feet. Never pick up a weapon in anger.

32] Spousal rape is real. No still means No — even if there’s a ring, a vow and several days/weeks/months/years of unrealized expectations.

May the Lord grant you the courage to change the things you must, the grace to accept the things you can’t, and the wisdom to know the difference.


QUORA
good
Phones / Re: See This Hilarious Mistake On Jumia by Tirimizhee: 5:45pm On Jan 02, 2020
Felixamos:
I was searching for phones on jumia when I stumbled on This phone.. A price tag of over 3million naira on a Samsung S10 plus.. Seriously!!
The price tag got me laughing.. grin grin

*modified*
Below is the link so Noone thinks I edited the price..

https://www.jumia. com.ng/ smartphones/
Close the space between the forward slash and smartphones. and between jumia dot com/
ahhhh

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Food / Re: Drunk Man Ordered For 11 Plates Of Food Mistakenly (Photo) by Tirimizhee: 4:27pm On Jan 02, 2020
[quote] pls who is ds Man in dt pix.. i keep seeing him in different pix on NL[/quote hahahaha
Food / Re: Drunk Man Ordered For 11 Plates Of Food Mistakenly (Photo) by Tirimizhee: 4:14pm On Jan 02, 2020
Salamspycee2:


In another example of why you should stay away from your phone while drunk, this Twitter user almost ordered an entire restaurant. Lol.





More @:https://trendinghelm..com/2018/07/this-guy-mistakenly-ordered-for-11.html
mad ooo
Food / Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got: Dice Cake Version by Tirimizhee: 3:55pm On Jan 02, 2020
slimjohn2k5:


Sorry I am the baker and the black finish and black is more expensive to get
really
Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha Poses With His Wife And Children by Tirimizhee: 3:30pm On Jan 02, 2020
Numerouno94:

The guy might nt b a gud footballer na.
Football is a gift. U cant force urself on it.
If no b catholic primary nd secondry skul wey i attend dat gave no room for playin football, i 4 done b Ronaldinho by now.

hmmmmmm
Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha Poses With His Wife And Children by Tirimizhee: 3:29pm On Jan 02, 2020
Numerouno94:

The guy might nt b a gud footballer na.
Football is a gift. U cant force urself on it.
If no b catholic primary nd secondry skul wey i attend dat gave no room for playin football, i 4 done b Ronaldinho by now.
Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha Poses With His Wife And Children by Tirimizhee: 3:29pm On Jan 02, 2020
GODPUNISHALABI:
That him pikin too resemble iwobi
yes
him resemble Iwobi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 1st January 2020 by Tirimizhee: 12:25pm On Jan 02, 2020
Omooba77:
Arsenal, happy new year.
Team news

Arsenal midfielder Granit Xhaka will be assessed after he missed the 2-1 defeat to Chelsea through illness.



Calum Chambers looks set for a spell on the sidelines after hobbling off with a knee injury during the 2-1 defeat, joining Rob Holding (knee), Kieran Tierney (shoulder), Sead Kolasinac (ankle) and Sokratis Papastathopoulos (head) in missing out.


Dani Ceballos is back in full training, however, while Gabriel Martinelli and Hector Bellerin could return.

Granit Xhaka will be assessed ahead of the game at the Emirates

Paul Pogba is expected to return to the Manchester United squad after missing the win against Burnley on Saturday. Diogo Dalot is also in contention with Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Luke Shaw expected to return after being rested at the weekend.

However, Axel Tuanzebe, Marcos Rojo and Scott McTominay will be absent with Eric Bailly and Timothy Fosu-Mensah also long-term omissions - although the former has now returned to training.

a great start to 2020
Nairaland / General / Re: Mob Sets Two Dangote Trucks Ablaze After Crushing Two To Death In Ogun by Tirimizhee: 9:24am On Jan 01, 2020
nototribalist:
Dangote needs to stop the insurance payment he gives his drivers whenever they have any type of accident.

Cos as a Nigerian scam factor he's drivers are manipulating the system to injure people in other to get that cash.
really

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Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by Tirimizhee: 9:02am On Jan 01, 2020
Baguni:
Are you still on 2G ni?
hmm hahahah
Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by Tirimizhee: 8:59am On Jan 01, 2020
LordviccoDaGuru:
grin


Happy new year Nairalanders, THE YEAR OF ANGELIC VISITATION Also power exhibition Fulfilling the prophecy of psalm 91

One thing I like about this phone it doesn't consume data grin Once I turn ON my data connection that's how I leave it till the night even if am not using it.

Here is my datausage from 1st-31st December 2019
alright
Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by Tirimizhee: 8:57am On Jan 01, 2020
LordviccoDaGuru:
grin


Happy new year Nairalanders, THE YEAR OF ANGELIC VISITATION Also power exhibition Fulfilling the prophecy of psalm 91

One thing I like about this phone it doesn't consume data grin Once I turn ON my data connection that's how I leave it till the night even if am not using it.

Here is my datausage from 1st-31st December 2019

alright
Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by Tirimizhee: 8:57am On Jan 01, 2020
LordviccoDaGuru:
grin


Happy new year Nairalanders, THE YEAR OF ANGELIC VISITATION Also power exhibition Fulfilling the prophecy of psalm 91

One thing I like about this phone it doesn't consume data grin Once I turn ON my data connection that's how I leave it till the night even if am not using it.

Here is my datausage from 1st-31st December 2019
Politics / Re: Kirikasamma Local Govt Bans Men, Women From Meeting At Night by Tirimizhee: 11:12am On Dec 31, 2019
Travel / Re: Opay, Max.ng May Go As Lagos Decides On Okada, Tricycle Operation by Tirimizhee: 9:37am On Dec 31, 2019
Islie:

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/opay-max-ng-may-go-as-lagos-decides-on-okada-tricycle-operation.html
then the government should expect more crime rate .
this okada geh him own advantage
when there is traffic ,it is okada that we use.
some people make use of this bike when they are going to work so as not to be late
Romance / Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Tirimizhee: 2:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

mad oo

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Business / Re: If 3k Is Not Too Small For You Daily, Then Get Here Then!!! by Tirimizhee: 1:27pm On Dec 30, 2019
Hez143:
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The lecture is here on Nairaland and it starts by 11 am, do not drop your contact because of scammers ooo!!
How about earning 2k daily from your sponsor!!
I'll BE BACK!!!
Drop you comment to know you're interested
interested
Crime / Re: Pregnant Favour Daley Oladele Killed And Eaten By Her Boyfriend And His Mother by Tirimizhee: 1:08pm On Dec 30, 2019
Impregnable101:
Some humans are soooo stupid I swear

the native doctor wen wan make u rich is probably living in abject poverty

Why e nor eat him family member heart to become rich? embarassed embarassed embarassed


they know the consequence
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Drips In Diamonds Worth £630k (N256m) At Dubai Soccer Awards by Tirimizhee: 11:23am On Dec 30, 2019
post=85339918:
Orooroooo.
Oyaaaaaa, Gbefun.............

o ro ro
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Confirm Status Ads Launch For 2020 (Photos) by Tirimizhee: 2:05pm On May 28, 2019
ken6488:



For sure telegram is the way
[sup][/sup] telegram na the way
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Confirm Status Ads Launch For 2020 (Photos) by Tirimizhee: 2:05pm On May 28, 2019
NONNYG:
if it happens, i'm going back to 2go
k then u chat with yourself alone
Politics / Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Tirimizhee: 7:37pm On Apr 18, 2019
lol
Events / Re: Slay Queens Engage In Serious Fight Over Food At A Public Event. Photos by Tirimizhee: 12:18am On Dec 08, 2018
Uyi168:
Na their way..
Lol
Investment / Re: Another Free Training On Mini Importation Business by Tirimizhee: 12:12pm On Nov 23, 2018
Am interested
Politics / Re: "Transmission Transmission" Official Music Video by Tirimizhee: 5:35am On May 21, 2018
Peter4naz:
MUSIC LYRICS

I mean transmission..., efforts, that the transmission completion, to transmission me, I mean transmission; To have effect eemm apprehend eemm, apprehensive towards the recommended submission effective and apprehensive at the transmission if crime protection and transmission and transmission for the effective and the transmission of the Nigerian police force and the men of the command.
The effective transmission transmission and apprehensive transmission in the transmission, I mean cultivative, I mean cultivative transmission... Of effective transmission...
SORRY SIR, kidnapping transmission and other effective transmission transmission other transmission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLJD5BoY864


I think E deserves some accolades
Education / Re: 5 Part Of Items You Didn't Know The Use Until Now!!!!!! by Tirimizhee: 10:54pm On May 06, 2018
Their usefulness

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