₦airaland Forum

Pangea:

why are you showing me your teeth.
I hope they are not yellow like tinubu own.
Them go dey smell.

Anyway, this eBola of a thingy
Just wait till december.
Eboe people will travel to village for december
and they will not come back to lagos again
Lai Lai!

after jonathan, sambo will be in pole position for the job.

mayor,
make una just burn the corpses.
they will be a danger to public safety in the next one month.
you know this ebola spreads by geometric proportion.
one person can infect 20 people. and it takes about 21 days to show.
right now August nigeria has about 200 cases
by the end of september that would be 200 X 20 = 4000 cases (with 50% mortality).
by the end of October that would be 4000 X 20 = 80,000 cases
november is 80,000 X 20 = 1,600,000 that is one million lagosians!

by december, nobody will be able to keep count.
so now you have 1000 corpses, just make bonfire.
you can share the ashes.

we yoruba ladies are the best. of course, we fortify ourselves with prayers and good skills. we have to keep our men.

TAN may be tiresome to Okey Ndibe but it is democratic.
there is nothing wrong with the people assembling peacefully and petitioning any eligible person of their choice to run for public office.
the only people upset about it would be undemocratic people.
i wish the likes of okey ndibe would expend his energies more on those who do not want his "ex-"country men to sleep at night.
the election riggers, the caliphate-makers, the law-breakers, etc.

Leave the good people of TAN alone. they are only exercising their democratic right!

Minister of Defense - Aliyu Gusau

he is a waste of space.

Reporter,
You should have asked them for their sponsor.

i thought the mastercard logo was on the e-id card.

so the problem is that employees of mastercard took part in the project?
though i think a wholly nigerian company could deliver this service, where would we draw the line on "foreign" involvement?
the database software, access or oracle, etc is likely a "foreign" software.

They have guns, guts and brains.
They should use it.
Their guns, guts and brains would be of more effect than our prayers.

Enuguese is the best!

Jonathan either contests for presidency of Nigeria in 2015 or
he contests for presidency of Shekau caliphate.

Either way, in the words of Alhaji Asari dokubo,
"Him no fit"
come home in 2015!

IdomaLikita: If you make it to Jalingo, Call 08037450932! (Her name is Mrs Goyo) She'll help you!

you have just exposed this woman to danger.
these clashes are not random. they are coordinated and planned.

yeah,
al baghdai was drinking his tea
and fucking his women
till Petraeus came to extremist him.
go tell that to shekau.

nduchucks: Thie happened under his watch as well, but sycophants will not talk about it. Justice will be served soon enough:

You are boko haram so i do not blame you.
But me, if told to chose between
1) boko haram cutting off my head or
2) me cutting off boko haram head,
I know the choice i will make.
I do not know why you dey vex say boko haram got justice served on them.

Bigots!
These Fulanis will never learn!
This is the 21st century.
We are no longer in the 19th.
Please be progressive for once in your life history!

You just provided Proof that El Rufia is Boko Haram executive commander.

1) Amir Sanusi gave El rufia "consultancy" worth 40 billion naira
2) El rufia served you indomie without egg
3) terrorism is capital intensive


So what did El rufia do with the 40 billion Amir Sanusi gave him?
Was it for onward delivery to Shekau?

boko haram have raised their black flag
and are drinking ogogoro at the market square.

Niger Delta youths have promised to send 1 million men to Chief of Defence staff, Alex badeh, for the fighting in Borno State

kettykin: The clown op needs to be told that ihejitika is not the chief of Defence staff neither is he the choef of Air staff.



Secondly the hollow argument about making money from the purchase of miltary hardware sounds very myopic , everybody knows it is the ministry of defence that makes the defence contract and the profit. At the rate people turn the truth on its head in Nigeria one wonders why the same people never said anything about ISIS being funded by Ihejirka from his loot and also Niger Delta militants ,

Some Nigerians are real big fooools !!!

which is better for Ihejirika is it to fund worthless invalids in the north east to kill christians and igbos or to fund militants to do oil bunkering and sell crude in the international waters and send his cut to some foreign banks

Cram jones needs to go and drink the rat poison awolowo remained to end his frustration

Excellent writeup!

Oh no!
some people will be sad today.

No wahalla,
They can divide it any how they like.
They should just give me and my guy one state with two oil wells.
They can do horizntal drilling from Nassarawa to Otu0oke to give us the wells.

xtianh: whats this one saying

you no get sense?
what is nursing for?
is it not to treat sick people?
You think it is to supply runs girls to government house?

I have connections in lagos. we are sending some ebOla victims to Roachas today.

Hahaha!
The master of zoology!
Playing the jihadists marga sinc 1986!

Ok.
Let us transfer all the eBola cases for Roachas to treat.

It looks like the resources in the isolated (forest) areas can no longer sustain BH.
Either they have exhausted local resources or thier numbers have swollen such that they need more (food) resources to sustain their men.

Strategy Strategy Strategy.

fuckluv: Awo was charged with Treasonable felony in November 1962 and sentenced in September 1963

Which ones is "treasonable felony"?
Sisi mi, call a spade a spade.
Baba Awolowo is a strong man, he plotted coup.
He even tried it again in 1988.

Please you people should stop defending gowon. He is the one that caused all the trouble and started the civil war.
He is the biggest sponsor of Biafra.
What Gowon did is that during the Aburi accord, he gave ojukwu money and tactics to kill nigeria.
Yes, he was a sponsor of biafra.
That is why when he got back to lagos, Muritala rejected the Aburi accord.
And Ojukwu did not forgive Gowon for the double-cross.

1United1: Did good people of Jigawa endorse jondaft?

azzlicker