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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: These are Real Destiny Helper by Tjesctacy(m): 8:35am On Nov 15, 2022
Bless up man... This is perfect!
Travel / Re: Canada Plans Record Immigration Targets Amid Labour Crunch by Tjesctacy(m): 8:06am On Nov 03, 2022
Bksense:
Thank God. Opportunity to fulfil my dream of becoming a slave in Canada.


Why do you say this? I feel this is more than sarcasm.
Politics / Re: Alleged Endorsement: Obasanjo Warns Tinubu’s Supporters by Tjesctacy(m): 9:14pm On Aug 20, 2022
etrouble:


Same Propagandists that humiliated you in 2015 and 2019. There is nothing in Gbajabiamila's statements that says that Obasanjo endorses Emilokan Tinubu. Gbajabiamila's are just general statements of what any elder statement will do if visited by a politician.

Meanwhile, Tinubu's boys have defeated Obasanjo's plus Afenifere boys in all election that they squared up against each other from 1999 to date. So, Tinubu does not need Obasanjo's endorsement. Even in Obasanjo's polling booth, Tinubu's boys have defeated Obasanjo and his boys repeatedly.

Anyway,

If you want Nigeria to be like Adamawa, then vote for Atikulation who ran away from his state to live in Dubai, so that he can sell NNPC as he promised and change his nationality to UAE

If you want Nigeria to be like Anambra, then vote for Peter Obituary who ran away from the state he governed to live in Lagos and Pandora.

If you want Nigeria to be like Lagos, then vote for Emilokan Tinubu the City Boy who lives in the city he re-created

Are you stupid or what?? How can any reasonable person want Nigeria to be like Lagos, a giant shit hole. Except you are one of the lucky few living in banana island and other posh areas maybe you have a valid point. Other than that, it's absolutely ridiculous to want Nigeria to be like Lagos.

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Politics / Re: Mr. Sam Obituary Is Inevitable by Tjesctacy(m): 9:11am On Aug 04, 2022
Masterpiece garnished with facts from a master word forger. I doff my hat!
Romance / Re: Why Are People So Bothered When You Turn Off Whatsapp Read Reciepts? by Tjesctacy(m): 2:29pm On Jul 24, 2022
Rayban25:


The question is why must you see my name on your viewers list?...so your main agony is people viewing your status without knowing grin grin grin grin

Nope. It's not a function of agony or looking to see you on a viewer list. I care less if you are on it or not. The quality of my contents most times will make you a better person.

The itch is, if i have you on my whatsap list, it's definitely because we have some form of relationship. If not, it's best you are entirely off my chatting list on whatsap.

The thing is why do you want to observe me in secret? It's hideous, it says more about you as a person and the quality of relationship you have with me. Like i said most pple who I observe doing this are troubled, a normal person having a healthy relationship won't do that, or else I totally block you off whatsap. Simple!

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Romance / Re: Why Are People So Bothered When You Turn Off Whatsapp Read Reciepts? by Tjesctacy(m): 12:29pm On Jul 24, 2022
Most people who do it are troubled. Not everyone, please note that. Why hide ur read settings if you are not up to something sinister. Why do you want to view my status in secret? What's ur motive, what do you plan to achieve? Why are you hiding, when i am opened to you?

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Education / Re: Cruel Fate: Nigeria Rejects Ukraine Degrees: 'it's Not Fair' BBC Reports by Tjesctacy(m): 8:33am On Jul 03, 2022
This is a dicey situation, but for a country perpetually suffering from brain drain, this is not the best way to go.

Okay, you have reservations about their training and experience because of the war, there should be a way to incorporate them into an existing system that either trains or validate their qualifications and experience. You do not outrightly turns these guys away. We need the man power.

Come to the health centers, doctors are overwhelmed X5, "super-oversaturated-overwhelmed", if there is anything like that. Health centers lack specialty doctors and believe me people are dying every day.

We lack empathy in this part of the world, it's either you are part of us and we let you in or you are not, and we shut you out. Few thinks about trying to get you better to serve us better.

My submission.
Romance / Re: Multiple Video Footage Of Extraterrestrial Life On Earth And In Our Universe by Tjesctacy(m): 8:48am On May 31, 2022
Razgas:
you didn't post any evidence, just a bunch of amateur videos.
UFOs are UFOs because we haven't yet conclusively determined what exactly they are.

Exactly! I mean look, the videos are amateurish, which simply means "unlikely edited." Please see the last part in quote. If it is a standard video, claims that they have been doctored will be difficult to dispel.

It's difficult to believe that this viable part of our planetary system won't be explored by higher beings if they exist out there. Think about it, if we are tech-sophisticated enough to discover an earthlike entity in the planetary system and we can travel there, we would have been there to explore or bring home some resources or whatever.

While, there is nothing definitive at this point, bar these sightings and declassification of age long docs, plus the murmured response from world government, it's save to say, they are hiding something.

Whatever it is, I don't know! But definitely, that sort of information will destabilize human very core of existence.

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Religion / Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Tjesctacy(m): 3:49pm On Dec 15, 2021
ahnie:
I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.

I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers.
My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.

So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.

I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.

I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate grin grin

Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?

I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.

From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).

He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.

I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.

I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.

Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.

E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.

Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.

I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.

Sis, may God bless you abundantly.
Shey una see my life?

As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength.
I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.

If I come beg you money, you nor go give me
So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want.

I am supporting this post with a like. grin

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Education / Re: Chengdu, Sichuan, A Chinese Second-tier City by Tjesctacy(m): 10:26am On Oct 01, 2021
God didn't create the whites (whatever color, just not black) the same way he created the blacks. He must have created blacks first, learn from the mistakes, became better and created the whites. The difference between what's makes blacks black and whites white is beyond organization, and how they run their country, they seem better than us in almost all aspects of life. We will forever play catch up in this life.

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Lado Suleja Shares N50 Million Cash To Associates As Ramadan Gifts by Tjesctacy(m): 9:05pm On Apr 28, 2021
You are very stvpid, why do you have to include Atiku in your sily writeup? You biased slowpoke, I hope you are happy how your lord is driving the country six feet down.

I've always noticed your grossly biased and heavily skewed writeups and they never cease to annoy me. Its only a matter of time before I start calling you out. Here is a start!

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Travel / Re: Train Collides With Truck In Lagos by Tjesctacy(m): 11:19am On Feb 15, 2021
LogoDesign212:
Do we still get this type news in overseas countries? Especially in this 21st century.

Are we cursed or what exactly

I can't ask this question any better.
Jobs/Vacancies / Article Rewriters by Tjesctacy(m): 8:24pm On Oct 16, 2020
I need 5 article rewriters.

If you can do a clean and fast job. Project length approx 2 weeks max.

High speed job, you will get a grammarly premium account to work with.

Shoot me an inbox ASAP!

Please serious people only!!
Crime / Have A Look At What A Nigerian Posted On Upwork by Tjesctacy(m): 11:10pm On Aug 24, 2020
I saw this on upwork, why are some Nigerians super-dumb With our already battered reputation, some of us still manage to carve a niche internationally and boom... Idiots like this come and display unexplainable level of idiocy and stupidity on an international platform.

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Politics / Re: Akeredolu Rejects Plot To Impeach Deputy by Tjesctacy(m): 5:34am On Apr 24, 2020
mimsG:
Wetin concern fayemi and akeredolu. Says a lot about Nigerians, most people don't even know who is who judging by most of the comments

The thing tiree me too oooo. Just imagine..

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Religion / Re: COVID-19: Deeper Life Donates N50m To FG by Tjesctacy(m): 8:51pm On Apr 09, 2020
Emmakohodis747:
And their members don't have food at home during this quarantine

That's a lie, I got rice, beans and garri, even without asking for it.

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Education / Where America's International Students Come From by Tjesctacy(m): 8:35am On Nov 21, 2019
For the 2018/19 academic year, the total number of international students enrolled in U.S. higher education increased by a very slight 0.05 percent to 1,095,299 according to the 2019 Open Doors Report on International Education Exchange published by IIE.

It represents the highest total ever recorded and the fourth year in succession that the number of international students has surpassed one million. Students from abroad make up 5.5 percent of the total U.S. student population and they contributed $44.7 billion to the American economy in 2018.

Despite rising tensions and the trade war between Beijing and Washington, China remained the largest source country for international students with a grand total of 369,548 enrolled in undergraduate, graduate, non-degree and optional practicing training programs.

India came second with 202,014 while South Korea came third with 52,250. Some of the strongest growth was recorded in emerging countries inlcuding Bangladesh (10 percent), Brazil (9.8 percent), Nigeria (5.8 percent) and Pakistan (5.6 percent). 51.6 percent of all international students in the U.S. are enrolled in STEM fields.

Source

Webmasters / Re: How Do I Insert Hyperlinks In A Nairaland Post? by Tjesctacy(m): 8:32am On Nov 21, 2019
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ecuador: FIFA Under 17 World Cup (3 - 2) Full Time by Tjesctacy(m): 10:47pm On Oct 29, 2019
These boys get energy sha
Celebrities / Re: Google mistakes zlatan Ibrahimovic for zlatan Ibile by Tjesctacy(m): 4:41pm On Oct 28, 2019
The mistake is still on Google grin
Autos / Re: Sold!!!Registered Infiniti FX45 2006:1.150m. by Tjesctacy(m): 10:22pm On Aug 05, 2019
800k, serious buyer
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by Tjesctacy(m): 3:25am On Oct 11, 2018
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Webmasters / Re: Does Niche Blogging Has Anything To Do With Seo? by Tjesctacy(m): 3:19pm On Aug 25, 2018
bomsilaga:

Adjust your site for seamless mobile view. You have more mobile users than desktop.

How do you suggest I go about that?
Thanks.
Webmasters / Re: Does Niche Blogging Has Anything To Do With Seo? by Tjesctacy(m): 3:14pm On Aug 25, 2018
Seofingers:


I've checked through your website and even though your niche is a high-paying one, you need to work more on the site navigation and appearance.

How do you suggest I go about the navigation and appearance.
Thanks
Webmasters / Re: Does Niche Blogging Has Anything To Do With Seo? by Tjesctacy(m): 7:11am On Aug 24, 2018
Take a look at my blog, designed and managed by me.
I am opened to backlinks exchange or guest posting.

Inbox me if you are up for it.

www.herbalpharmal.com
Health / 5 Natural Remedies To Get Rid Of Dark Circles Under Your Eyes by Tjesctacy(m): 7:40am On Aug 21, 2018
Many people have dark circles under their eyes, these dark circles can be observed on anyone’s eyes irrespective of age, although it is more common in older people.

Both men and women feel they don’t look their best when they have bags under their eyes. Dark circles under the eyes make you feel tired than looking tired in itself, and this has been a cause for concern and exhaustion for many people.

We live in modern times and the accompanying stressful life doesn’t help, as we spend several hours in front of a computer screen at home or office which literarily murder your eyes, with lack of sleep and stress adding insults to the injury.

If you have noticed dark circles under your eyes and you are worried it’s going to stick with you till forever, well don’t be.

The following home remedies will get rid of dark circles under your eyes for real.
Before trying anything else…

It is important to note that the best way to get rid of dark circles under your eyes is to eliminate the cause. Spend less time on computer and television screens, ensure you have adequate sleep and be sun smart.

Stay away from excessive drinking and stress, you may observe improvement in your dark circles. You should also consider being tested for allergies which can be precursors for those dark circles.

A slight modification in lifestyle can go a long way in improving your overall health and getting rid of dark circles without recourse for further treatment.

Still no luck? Try these 5 Natural remedies to get rid of dark circles under your Eyes

1. Cucumbers
Cucumbers can get rid of dark circles under the eyes

Cucumbers have cooling as well as astringent properties and can be used to reduce wrinkles and swelling. They can help reduce puffiness, increase blood flow and lighten the skin.

Cut cucumber into slices and place in a refrigerator to chill. Place each sliced cool cucumber on your eyes for 10 to 15 minutes. Wash afterward with lukewarm water. Repeat this twice daily for at least a week to notice changes.

You can also grate some cucumber, extract the cucumber juice and cool it by refrigerating for some minutes. With the aid of a cotton ball, take some juice and apply it under your eyes.

Allow your skin to absorb the juice for about 15 minutes, then wash off with lukewarm water. This can be done twice daily for a week.

Dark circles under the eyes can also be gotten rid off by mixing equal quantities of lemon juice and cucumber juice, apply the mixture to the skin under the eyes using a cotton ball. Leave it for about 15 minutes then wash off with water. This should be done once daily for 8 to 10 days.

So, what are you waiting for? Grab a cucumber, chose your preferable method, find a good spot to relax and let that cucumber work its magic!

2. Potatoes
You can use potatoes to get rid of dark circles under your eyes.

Potatoes get lots of bad reviews for all the starch it contains and for the fact that it is often fried to crisp. Diet-wise, it may not be the healthiest, but its very effective on the skin, it contains vitamin A, C and can help lighten your skin, this makes them effective in getting rid of dark circles under your eyes.

Place two potatoes in the refrigerator to chill for an hour.
Peel the potatoes, grate and extract the juice.
Using a cotton ball, apply the juice around your eyes before going to bed. Leave overnight and was off in the morning with lukewarm water.

After a week or two, you should notice a distinct change in coloration.

3. Milk
Lactic acid in milk can help lighten your skin

Milk contains gentle acids that help moisturize and soften the skin under the eyes. It contains enzymes, proteins, amino acids and antioxidants required to nourish, strengthen and heal damaged skin.

Milk can be used to get rid of dark circles under the eyes.

Place a cotton ball soaked in milk in a refrigerator to cool for about an hour

Remove cotton balls and place under your eyes, hold still till they become warm

Repeat this procedure three to four times daily for a few weeks.

4. Cold tea bags

Cold tea bags are also effective in getting rid of dark circles. Tea bags especially green tea are rich in antioxidants and tannins and can lighten dark circles. The tannin help reduce puffiness and swelling.

Boil about four tea bags in one cup of water for 10 minutes

Remove the tea bags and place in a refrigerator to cool for about an hour.

Place cool tea bags over your eyes for about 15 minutes

Repeat this procedure twice daily for about 10 days to get positive results.

5. Yogurt

Just like milk, yogurt is also a good skin moisturizer, and it’s much easier to apply.

Apply some yogurt with the aid of a cotton ball on the affected area, massage the skin area gently to get rid of dark circles under your Eyes.

Please ensure you use a pure, natural yogurt for this process.

Got any remedies of your own? Let us know in the comments below!

For more articles on alternative health and remedies visit www.herbalpharmal.com

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