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Wen I̶̲̥̅̊S̶̲̥̅̊ the program starting pls?

Bizmind: The joke is for the wise not for empty headed like u.

mtwweeehwwww! a se, rubbish!

only for china dis kind tin fi happen.

singing in wizkid tune.....

emi stella mo fine gan
i got my hip' o shape gan
guys dem see me, won craze gan

lovely pixels, happy birthday and Congratulations!!

:Dpopu na enjoyment, imamu na gbaladun aya ya ya.....*singing in fela tune*

Temismith: The Screen of my 43' samsung plasma model PS43D450 Tv got broken while packing into a new apartment. Please can someone help me out on where and how to get it fixed ?

sorry dear!

chaiiiii! Nawa Õoº°°º. Dem don give You the appointment ni? @least pray and wait for You to be sucessful in the interview first. Õoº°°º de ma e!

inalilahi wa ina alahin rajuun! may your gentle soul rest in perfect peace. amin.

the perpetraitors of this message should be brought to book and be dealt with squarely. why should anybody be desermination informations that is a threat to the peace and unity of this nation. its a pity the rate at which youths are using the so called social media in a negative way. some nigeria youths need to be reoriented both socially and phchologically. and truly i franckly discourage this.

ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?


During a seminar, a woman asked," How do I know if I am with the right person?"

The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, "It depends. Is that your partner?" In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?" Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's weighing on your mind
replied the author.

Here's the answer.

Every relationship has a cycle… In the beginning; you
fall in love with your partner. You anticipate their calls,
want their touch, and like their idiosyncrasies. Falling in love wasn't hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called "falling" in love.

People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet."Picture the expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something happened TO YOU.

Falling in love is a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few months or years of being together, the euphoria of love fades. It's a natural cycle of EVERY relationship.

Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts. The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship; you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your partner might start asking, "Am I with the right person?" And as you reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you
may begin to desire that experience with someone
else. This is when relationships breakdown.

The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the person you found.

People blame their partners for their unhappiness and look outside for fulfillment. Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes.

Infidelity is the most common. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your relationship. It lies within it.

I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the same situation a few years later.

Because (listen carefully to this):

The key to succeeding in a Relationship is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the Person you found.

SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. You have to work on it day in and day out. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it demands WISDOM. You have to know
WHAT TO DO to make it work. Make no mistake about it.

Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your partner), Just as there are physical laws Of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. If you know how to apply these laws, the results are predictable.

Love is therefore a "decision". Not just a feeling.

Remember this always: God determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let GO!

;Domo baba olowo, no buy food again o! abeg just to go kano street for ebute meta in lagos lagos make you go do your GENEROUSITY for them aboki wey dey there.

Emusan: Is this all what you can say?

What can you say to these?
I'm a native of Oke-agbe Akoko in Ondo state of Nigeria, you can ask any atheist in Nigeria to find out these story for you especially residing in south west.

There was a road that link my village to another village called OYIN. When they are about to construct this road a rock fall along the route where the road suppose to passed. The white man that constructing the road said "if the rock is being blasted the whole of this village would be wipe out with water because the evil spirit inside it is a spirit of water. In this village we don't have big river, or close to sea or ocean even about 3km diameter no river near us. Up till now that particular point is full of pot holes, if you like bring the whole asphat in this world and place it there in the next two-three weeks it will spoil again.

Another one, in 1995 something great happened also in my village along that road I was talking about just like 1-2km away from that very point there was a rock beside the road, (not along the route but a little bit close to the road) at that very point accident usually occur almost every week. Traditional rulers, christians, muslims are complaining and it was revealed that there was an evil spirit inside the rock but who will confront it, Nobody? Churches, muslims they begin to pray, the tradition people they do their own too. 1995 was the year that God save us from that evil spirit, what happened? Around 4:00pm it seems rain wants to fall, breaze up & down and the rain begins to wet the ground not up to ten minutes a powerful thunder struck and behold it hit the rock and pieces it. I couldn't go there but the people that went there says there was splashing of bloods on those broken stones. But there was a place you can stand and you will see the path that the thunder created anything along that path was removed being trees or stones it looks as if bulldozer worked there. That is how accident cease from that road.

Another one happened also at the main market there was a big three in that market though it's not the only tree there. It was revealed to some churches that this particular tree is bewitched it was thunder that uprooted this same tree. Surprisingly, under the tree we (I saw it with my naked eyes) saw pot, stove, spoons, bloods e.t.c because the tree has hole inside and the hole did not link to outside.

I was told about stories of thunder in that village too.

All these happened in the day time not overnight so don't think maybe it is people's handiwork and nobody knows that rain with thunder will occur that day.

I want your say because you said nothing like evil spirit & God.

hmmmmm, faaabu o, ko ma rose!

Emusan: Is this all what you can say?

What can you say to these?
I'm a native of Oke-agbe Akoko in Ondo state of Nigeria, you can ask any atheist in Nigeria to find out these story for you especially residing in south west.

There was a road that link my village to another village called OYIN. When they are about to construct this road a rock fall along the route where the road suppose to passed. The white man that constructing the road said "if the rock is being blasted the whole of this village would be wipe out with water because the evil spirit inside it is a spirit of water. In this village we don't have big river, or close to sea or ocean even about 3km diameter no river near us. Up till now that particular point is full of pot holes, if you like bring the whole asphat in this world and place it there in the next two-three weeks it will spoil again.

Another one, in 1995 something great happened also in my village along that road I was talking about just like 1-2km away from that very point there was a rock beside the road, (not along the route but a little bit close to the road) at that very point accident usually occur almost every week. Traditional rulers, christians, muslims are complaining and it was revealed that there was an evil spirit inside the rock but who will confront it, Nobody? Churches, muslims they begin to pray, the tradition people they do their own too. 1995 was the year that God save us from that evil spirit, what happened? Around 4:00pm it seems rain wants to fall, breaze up & down and the rain begins to wet the ground not up to ten minutes a powerful thunder struck and behold it hit the rock and pieces it. I couldn't go there but the people that went there says there was splashing of bloods on those broken stones. But there was a place you can stand and you will see the path that the thunder created anything along that path was removed being trees or stones it looks as if bulldozer worked there. That is how accident cease from that road.

Another one happened also at the main market there was a big three in that market though it's not the only tree there. It was revealed to some churches that this particular tree is bewitched it was thunder that uprooted this same tree. Surprisingly, under the tree we (I saw it with my naked eyes) saw pot, stove, spoons, bloods e.t.c because the tree has hole inside and the hole did not link to outside.

I was told about stories of thunder in that village too.

All these happened in the day time not overnight so don't think maybe it is people's handiwork and nobody knows that rain with thunder will occur that day.

I want your say because you said nothing like evil spirit & God.

hmmmmm, faaabu o, ko ma rose!

Burger01: This Gani Adams self! Wetin concern him? Empty headed big mouthed clown. Mtcheew.

Abeg, speak for yourself.... You hear?

i dey pity you, what a child cannot see from a distance even if he climbs on an iroko tree an elderly will see even if he sits on a mat. gani adams knows what the consiquencies of what that threat means. let not pray for war in this country it will be a huge set back for us as a nation. what is even wrong with all these all these groups? cant they let peace reign in nigeria? the mend+boko haram insurgency+opc+kidnappers from the east, is it because of oyel money or the creed for for you to be in political power or what. we are one nigeria and let not any group threatn our unity.

now back to you @burger, if an elder is talking learn to listen attentivly so you can gain sometin meaningful. i believe you were not even born during the biafra war, it was a bitter experience, though am not an igbo boy, but we do not pray for such in nigeria again.

nigeria will forever remain ONE in peace, harmony and unity.

hornipipe: wake up man.

eleyi, orijina fotosob ni!

hornipipe: wake up man.

photoshop tin

kambah: That if Goodluck Ebele Jonathan quit 2015 ambition BokoHaram will exist no more.

what is you source pls?

Me: Hello

Ogbomosho Babe: hi

Me: am Ibrahim

Ogbomosho Babe: am Herfusa

Me: nice meeting you

Ogbomosho Babe: you her welkom

Me: can I have your nu....num.......number pls!

Ogbomosho Babe: yes! yes!! yes!! yes!!!

Ogbomosho Babe: sero hate sero, sis hate sis, tiri hate sefun, noi~noi

Ogbomosho Babe: dats mah hen ti hen nober, take my.... *i cuts in*

Me: ok ok ok, thank you very much, this one is ok by me. thank you!

kai!!! kai!!!!! kaii!!!!!!! kai kai!!! kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!.!!!!






o ma se o!

awon oloriburuku' oloshi jatijati, won a so asa alawo dudu di nkan min. shiooooor!

Who made these street boys fashion police or culture interpreters? Why did they decide to harass and almost strip naked this girl for wearing a short dress?

This is a disgraceful and barbaric act. They should be arrested for assault.

The last time we checked, These type of indecent behaviour from street boys needs to stop! FULL STOP!!


http://ireporterstv.co/barbaric-nigerian-girl-harassed-by-irate-mob-in-abuja-for-wearing-a-skimpy-dress-video/

: kunu kinka ati zobo toh tutu

President of the Senate, Senator David Mark, has lamented the death of the Deputy Governor of Ekiti state, Mrs Funmi Olayinka saying that her death was a huge loss to the nation.

Senator Mark in a condolence message to the government and people of Ekiti state described late Olayinka as an indomitable amazon who stood to be counted when it mattered.

” At a time when it was a Herculean task for women to aspire into elective office, Mrs Olayinka was among the few Nigerian women who ventured into politics.

“She was a very determined person who had a dream and mission . She proved her mettle and indeed contributed immensely to the building of new Ekiti state.

“We shall miss her resourcefulness and robust contributions. We shall miss her passion for women and youth development agenda”.

Senator Mark however told the bereaved family, the government and people of Ekiti state to take solace in the fact that late Olayinka lived an eventful and truly accomplished life worthy of emulation.

He also requested the Ekiti state government to do well by immortalizing late Olayinka in recognition of her contribution to the development of the state.

source:http://gavel24.gov.ng/mark-describes-late-olayinka-as-an-indomitable-amazon/

I love you too, I am doing my period, I can xplain, oh! He I̶̲̥̅̊S̶̲̥̅̊ just my cousin, chai girls of nowadays wit lie-lie. I hail una Õoº°°º!!!

I think you are the foolest fool of this month for fooling urself an april fool. Foooooooooooooool!!

;Dall these are me

*crying in Aluu way* if u where my mother i wud just dismother you instanta! awon mama kosi arubgon ghana

kwanciar hankali~ hausa

duddexeng: What a pity. Once home of peace metamorphus to home of war. O God, you own the world and all that are on it, give our leaders and the lead the wisdom to overcome this trying period.

pidgin translation: i dey feel pity for borno pepul, d place wey like paradise B4 don turn to field of spatacurs. O God, na you get dis world n evritin wey dey inside am, give our ogas on top (finger pointing up) n the masses on ground (finger point down) d brain to pass dis hard time. ameen.

kilowa kan temi, koba fi eje we.....mmttcchewww...shiooooor