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mtn pls what is wrong with my line, some of my contacts keep complaining that my phone is switchoff while trying to reach me, but it's on. pls i want a ratification on this. thanks

some people can just be so irritating *throw away spits*

fred amata will be the new DOCTORE in the next episode

crackhaus: Abeg no vex, is that the name of a University or a geographical farmland?

u dey cra3Z

This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an
hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous
excresence of mobocracy. With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities
of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a
paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu,
dejavu peret ologomabia. Who can tell us what he means please??

papil: Dis Igbo girls & there beauty,baba God U̶̲̥̅̊ too bless Igboland...

our northern girls are hidden beauties!

afam! afam!! afam!!! how many time i call you, go and find the representative of Usman Danfodio University Sokoto and add it here oO

VAC13079704: Guys, i received an sms from DGCONSULT just now and it reads "YOU HAVE BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR AN INTERVIEW ON 18/07/2013 AT 39 UNITY ROAD, EVALINA BUILDING OFF MOBOLAJI BANK ANTHONY WAY, IKEJA, LAGOS. TIME: 9:00AM REF:7316

YOU HAVE BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR AN INTERVIEW
SESSION BY 9.00AM ON WEDNESDAY 07.08.13 @39
UNITY ROAD,AMOPE BUILDING OFF BANK ANTHONY
ROAD IKEJA.REF7170.

hmmm! i also got this message this morning. but read the addresses carefully, they look so diff. it could be a scam.

it very unfortunate that people like you would not make research in an issue before circulating fatal lies to the general public. I called a friend of mine who ressides @ karu he lacolically elusidate what happend to me: that a soljerman demanded apalapala frm an okada man which he refuses to give him and on the process shot the okadaman on his leg and this leds to protest among his fellow okada riders.

chidindufrank: I blame GEJ

chidindufrank: I blame GEJ

awon leyi ya were gan!

Dear women, I salute you from the bottom of my heart. I testify that
you are our mothers, wives, sisters and best friends. I wish to
confess that you are our home makers, home movers and home
shakers. I agree completely , dear women, that you build us and oil
our wheels. It is true that you fill our emptiness and cover our
unclothedness with your selflessness and commitment. This much I
have seen more vibrantly, during this holy month of Ramadan.
Everyday I watch with keen interest, the incredible energy, dexterity
and tirelessness exhibited everywhere I go.....just to please their
men, to help them, to make them happy. I see women struggle with
pots and frying pans in the kitchen. I have seen them fight the
flowing sweat and tears engineered by smoke as they prepare one
variety after another, of special delicacies to kill the hunger, taste
and thirst of their men. Some of them discharge all these tasks in
the open, under the scorching sun and at other times, at the mercy
of rain....all these for their men, children, parents and friends. The
men dish out orders of the variety of meals to be prepared, they seat
or even sleep in the cosy embrace of their rooms. The women obey
without complaints. Yet, both men and women are fasting. Often
times, this hot journey of selfless service to us begins around 2pm
and continues until the break of fast at 720pm. Food ready, the
women still make more energy and patience to set the table in exotic
colours of different varieties of food for the men to eat and enjoy.
This is not easy. O God, bless women wherever they are. Strengthen
them , O Lord. Increase them in patience and courage. Improve
them, Allah, in faith, in health and wisdom. Women are incredible
and the secret of this special nature of women is known only to God
who created them. What will the world be without women? What will
men do without women? No man is worth his name until he can
appreciate the selflessness of a woman, protect her for her softness
and vulnerability, tolerate her for her short comings and honour her
for the wonderful way God has made and favoured her.

Dear women, I salute you from the bottom of my heart. I testify that
you are our mothers, wives, sisters and best friends. I wish to
confess that you are our home makers, home movers and home
shakers. I agree completely , dear women, that you build us and oil
our wheels. It is true that you fill our emptiness and cover our
unclothedness with your selflessness and commitment. This much I
have seen more vibrantly, during this holy month of Ramadan.
Everyday I watch with keen interest, the incredible energy, dexterity
and tirelessness exhibited everywhere I go.....just to please their
men, to help them, to make them happy. I see women struggle with
pots and frying pans in the kitchen. I have seen them fight the
flowing sweat and tears engineered by smoke as they prepare one
variety after another, of special delicacies to kill the hunger, taste
and thirst of their men. Some of them discharge all these tasks in
the open, under the scorching sun and at other times, at the mercy
of rain....all these for their men, children, parents and friends. The
men dish out orders of the variety of meals to be prepared, they seat
or even sleep in the cosy embrace of their rooms. The women obey
without complaints. Yet, both men and women are fasting. Often
times, this hot journey of selfless service to us begins around 2pm
and continues until the break of fast at 720pm. Food ready, the
women still make more energy and patience to set the table in exotic
colours of different varieties of food for the men to eat and enjoy.
This is not easy. O God, bless women wherever they are. Strengthen
them , O Lord. Increase them in patience and courage. Improve
them, Allah, in faith, in health and wisdom. Women are incredible
and the secret of this special nature of women is known only to God
who created them. What will the world be without women? What will
men do without women? No man is worth his name until he can
appreciate the selflessness of a woman, protect her for her softness
and vulnerability, tolerate her for her short comings and honour her
for the wonderful way God has made and favoured her.

Airforce1: 9miilion naira tokunbo Range Rover sport for inside Rented apartment and u guys are rejoicing with him

what has been your achievement? bad belle go and get a life!

congratulations badoo! emi e a lo gbo, emi e a ra eyi to ju yi lo ooOO. amin.

am too happy for you.

nice1 rubean abati!

wow! so touching, *tears droping frm my eyes*

President Goodluck
Jonathan will soon flag
off a N1bn intervention
fund.
The ongoing strike by
university lecturers may
be called off in two weeks
when the federal
government and the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities should have
reached an agreement, the
Benue State Governor,
Gabriel Suswam, has said.
Mr. Suswam stated this
when addressing
journalists after meeting
with President Goodluck
Jonathan in Abuja.
The Benue Governor, who
chairs the National
Economic Empowerment
Development Strategy
(NEEDS) assessment
implementation
committee for universities,
said his committee
recommended projects
worth an initial N1 billion
in the universities, which
President Goodluck
Jonathan will flag off
between now and
September.
He said the report listed
the infrastructural and
instruction materials
lacking in the universities
or in a state of rot.
He added that though all
the recommendations
could not be implemented
at the same time, “if every
year there is a
commitment on the part
of government to be
providing money, I believe
we will be able to give our
universities a new lease of
life.
“It will start with the sum
of N1 billion and we set
up a small committee
which will report back to
the bigger committee on
Tuesday for us to be able
to select universities
across the six geopolitical
zones where the president
will decide to go and gay
off rejects worth about N1
billion. That should be (at)
the end of this month or
first week of September
because there are
processes that needed to
be carried out for us to
achieve that,” he added.
The governor said
meetings were already
ongoing with funding
agencies in a bid to pull all
the resources together
into a single funding purse
for the universities.
“What we are trying to do
is that all the monies that
agencies in their individual
capacities be harnessed
together so that it will be
well coordinated so that
we know that this is how
much the federal
government is spending
on our institutions on a
yearly basis.
“But as it is now, nobody
knows apart from the
budgetary money, which
is passed by the National
Assembly, nobody actually
captures what is being
expended by TETFund,
NITTDA, CBN amongst
others. All of these
agencies I’m mentioning
intervene in education,
probably with the consent
of the federal government,
so we need to put all of
that together, so that
people will be aware of
how much is being
expended.
“Once that is properly
coordinated at least we
will see results, and if the
President flags off these
projects, worth N100
billion (in total) across
universities, which will be
inclusive of lecture
theatres, classrooms and
hostels. I’m sure you know
that the state of hostels
and classrooms in our
universities is appealing
and the president is
determined and has given
us this assignment to
make sure that that is
done immediately,” he
said.
Mr. Suswam, whose
committee has also
intervened in the ASUU
crisis, said the capital
projects were part of the
demands of the lecturers.
“That is even one of the
reasons why ASUU is even
on strike. Having said that,
I want to say that the
negotiation with ASUU, in
the next one or two
weeks, we should be able
to arrive at something
that will necessitate them
calling off the strike. Once
we are able to agree with
them on all issues that
they have raised,” he said.
He added that part of the
reason for the strike,
which includes the NEEDS
assessment and the
earned allowances, were
almost concluded.
“The NEEDS assessment
which I’m handling, we
have virtually concluded, I
think by next week, it will
be definite. The earned
allowance, the SGF (Pius
Anyim) is still holding
meeting, I believe that in
the next one week, given
the seriousness of the
issue, we will be able to
come to some level of
agreement with ASUU,
which will probably lead
to call of the strike. I’m not
saying they are calling off
the strike, we have to
agree on these two
remaining issues,” he said.
The strike by ASUU is in its
fifth week, with the
lecturers saying they will
not call of the strike unless
government implements
all the agreement it had
with the union in 2009. -PREMIUM TIMES

hmmmmm! end time tinz....

twwhwwww! i want to marry a red carpet wife! how many months did the marriage last sef? i prefare to go marry one village girl that me and her will live a perfect life together.

*countinioue to listin to my *tiwa savage~eminado* jare!

tiwa savage rock! EMINADO

oh dear! sorry, i know how you feel about this but it very unfortunate u ought to have discuss with him about your past relationships if truly you love him, he feels betrayed and you said an ex. of three months! how long have you been together?


anyway, I'm cool, kind, humble, loving and very caring. I can make you happy and show you true love if you will accept my proposal.

cheers: A.K.A (DADDY)

awon oloriburuku like spider omo ale like a corcrodie.
shooponoooor yio shan yi pa!

Yoruba people will call it *FEEREEDOMU* (freedom) yes, it time for the *mo ku mo gbe, mo daran* star to go solo, he has shown high level of loyality, honesty and intergrity to his boss. I do move in support of this.
wishing you more success in life and prosperity. Congratulation and GOODLUCK to you but not (jonathan o)

SENATOR TONTO DIKEH in action

foolish idiot nigerian disgracing nigerians and nigeria. soon or later, a day is comming tyrant men shall be overthrow, onebyone!

illitracy at it highest peak! i look down on to the people of ibadan. when the youths fail to be educated this will be the result and when some of our academicians fail to give proper and adequate education to there students, this will also be a result. when them the (babalawos) their gods fails to tell them that it was just an octapus and not a mermaid, then they will think flood will wipe out the whole ibadan twon. shm!

solidbroda: Should I feel sorri?
Nah!!! A lot of mothers have indirectly been killed by these senseless politicians.
Mama, u May Rot in Hell!!!

you think through your anus and speak through you nose! instead of you to pray for them while lives is lost, you where busy typing rubbish. odeburuku, wawa dakiki, onyara.

may there souls rest in perfect peace, while i pray God Almighty to forgive there shortcomings while on earth and heaven be there final abode. amin

chaiiiii!!! walahi e dey pain me well well, haba NANS!, how does the crisis in rivers state affects students lectures in their classes, or has the NANS body partly join into moneybag politics? i suspect somtin here. there are many problems in this country i tot NANS will bark at: i was expecting a 14days ultimatiums to the FG to end the ASUU strick or else..., i was expecting NANS to bark loudly on the high state of curroption and fund mismanagement in the nation as it strongly affect futures of our nigerian youths, to fight for girls child education as they are future mothers of the nation and so many more... how as rivers state crisis been an headach to NANS

mine is: An Apple!

wow! this amazing, i was watching a programm on channesl television "Rubbin' Minds* anchor by Chalse Anazodo in an interview with Iyanya

chalse: who will you dine, die and dust among Yvvone Nelson, Genevie Nnaji and Tonto Dike?

Inyanya: wow! this's... too much, oh my God i dnt...

chalse: ok, i will give you time to think about it.

chalse: viewers this Iyanya on rubbin mind, lets go for a short break while Iyanya thinks about his answer.

after the break....

chalse: welcome back viewers, so inyanya over to you

Iyanya: oh! *he nack his head on the table* ok (now boldly speaking)*
i will dine with: Yvvone Nelson
die for: Genevie Nnaji
and dust: TONTO DIKE