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see me see wahala o! person wey don paie, wey dem don bury sef. u come talk say she is still alive. abi you drink cassava alcholic wine ni.

errrrm.......goldie is dead but her womanhood still lives on....

eeeeeehhh woooooooo! chai bad belle people to rotten for hell in the name of Amadioha, orgbakiri and obataala.

who talk say ameaichi no dey work? .......eeerrrm.. yes porthacourt is a an attractive state in terms of education.

shooooow! Bros J talk say*jonh 3:16 make una love una nebo as unasef ooo*

15th to comment dancing azonto plus kukere!

WOMAN: My Husband is not
interested in sex.
DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to
him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea.
the woman did and they had sex
which they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2
pills in his tea and they enjoyed much
more sex. 3rd day,
she emptied the whole bottle in
his tea.
Two days later Doctor called
to know the progress. Son picked
and replied:
"Mom is in coma at
d moment, Aunt is in hospital, Maid is
suing Dad for rape, My own
arse hurts and bleeding and Dad
is still running naked in d garden,
shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!!
Even the Dogs are running 4 their
lives!

kaaaaaaaaaaai, walahi inu n runmi gaaaaan!

abajo! cross the ball cross the, na fall he go fall down.
so na here you de waste your energy for abi!

enjoy your life!

TRUE OR FALSE
QUICK FACTS ABOUT GIRLS FROM S0ME TRIBES IN NIGERIA

=>YORUBA GIRL
She wakes up with traces of saliva on her cheek
She prefers pako to close-up
She ties one wrapper for 3 weeks
She can walk bare foot 5 streets away just to buy agege bread
She hardly wears white bra cus the colour turns brown immediately
She prefers dating Eleran (meat seller)
Her favorite food is Amala and ewedu with pepsi

=IGBO GIRLS
She must have yam leg
Her favourite artiste is rosemary chukwu
She prefer dating matured igbo men
She prefers Beer parlour to Fast food joint
A guy must have at least 7 shops in Ladipo market before she can accept him for marriage
She likes shortening her name from Chiamaka to Chi-baby or chi girl

=>CALABAR GIRLS
She must have hair on her chest
She likes Dog meat
She can prepare The best soup for you
Her name is not far from imabong, itorobong, Enobong
You can never snatch her boyfriend or husband away!
TO BE C0NTINUED

she fine pass ini edo!

lobatan! evryday for the tif, 1day for the owner
dem for parade the lecture for inside town liike the ALUU 4 bois.

TEGA BABBBBBBBY you rock abeg!

just catch headach on this thread *quitly walking out*

guy no mind dem abeg, u look cute, na jeloursy go finish una 1by1.

my guy you fine abeg.

Look up above your head
See the high walls of evil
Built around our mother's compound
To house its over a hundred and sixty million children
To serve as slaves in hunger and thirst
Rags of dirt on our necks and waist

Open your eyes compatriots I urge
Look at these walls of evil they built
Since five thousand a hundred and ten days before
Adorned with broken glasses
To cut our flesh
And keep us at bay for life they want
These walls are beginning to crack I see.

These wicked walls of evil
Set on evil
And by evil
All about evil
With evil
In evil
for evil
Are cracking with evil
From the weight
Of the evil of their architects
Their umbrella in tatters today
The sun and the rain on their heads full blown.

Fear frightens me
As I look through
The tiny window of the past
To see how like sleep in the middle of the night
They came like hunters
Although without guns
They captured the soul of the nation
giving us the illusion of saints
We saw a dog and thought it a ram
And now it has bitten our legs and hands and neck.

For fourteen long years
we wept, yelled and cried
As they threw us in to gaol of confusion
Where darkness reigns supreme
Without hope or salvation to get
But now the walks are cracking aloud.

These walls are really cracking I see
Come my friend and look through the cracks
And feel the offensive smell of mess around
That brings alive the sound of hell
As you see the images of doom
Coming from the house of evil
As the walls crack, crack and crack again.

The raging storm has come with rage
The architects of the prison are falling in tatters
Like the wings of chickens beaten by rain
They fall in to each other
Blindness their lot
Like bats at night they go
Their walls are cracking to hell.

The house of evil is doomed
The wind of change like a confident messenger
Has announced the coming of a messiah
And the tyrants are talking in agony and tongues
Fighting each other in shame
Some guards have left their fold
Their guns they dropped for honour
To follow the train of change
Ah! They have enraged the master tyrants
who have sounded their guns
To pursue them out of this house
Grounded in evil with evil.

The walls are cracking
The house of evil is now on fire
A sign of freedom we see
Soon the last straw will break the camel!s back
Hold your peace my dear
And enter the prayer mood
For the house of evil to be razed down
By this fire of change that burns
Soon the last cock will craw
And their walks of evil will fall
To release us from captivity
To the cool air of freedom
Our celebration unending
When these walks are finally razed down.

just saw this on the HOn. Igodomiogodo facebook wall
Can someone tell the Federal Government to stop this malodorous saga cum gargantuan gaga?This hemorraging gbogbonshe must be halted...

Before going to bed, i had to eat something. I opened the fridge and yes,all the things in my
fridge had turned to block; the light had been on for 8 years without going off. I finished
eating and went to bed. Oh I have to reduce the speed of this fan, the voltage is so high.
I woke up very early in the morning to the sound of classical music. I casually strolled into
the bathroom. Oh! the cold is too much this morning, i turned on the hot-water tap. While
toweling myself dry, i turned on the radio and heard the presenter speaking of how Nigeria is now one of the most developed countries in the world and how the Nigerian
president yesterday declared his asset and all he had to boast of was N20 million naira and
a duplex in his village.
I finished dressing up and took my time to eat. I had no reason to rush, after all the road is
always free and there are no potholes.
On the way, i saw a few policemen patrolling and I greeted them. I stopped to chat with them for a few minutes after which i drove off laughing.
In my workplace, i saw some people loitering in the waiting room and discovered they
were here to be interviewed. I saw the son of the permanent secretary. I also saw a young
man with tattered shoes and patched-up trouser; he graduated recently from one of the
government universities, but everyone could testify to the fact that he's brilliant.
While going home that day, i saw the man with the tattered shoes smiling and i asked him why. "Sir, i've been given the job." "What! What of the Permanent secretary's son, didn't his father call beforehand?" "No" the man said, "He didn't"
That evening, i went out to play in the neighborhood, i saw Adamu and Obinna discussing
the recent trend in the country, of how Mallam Danjuma isnow the governor of Rivers state,
Senator Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the governor in Borno state, Mr Chijioke Godffrey is
now the governor of Oyo state. Then I had a Mosquito bite on my nose as I slap the spot,I realised it was a dream.
Abeg, give me paracetamol.

may Allah protect these children. amin

fubbyy: Oh... This news made my day, am so so happy that we rappers has finally gotten the recognition, phuck what don jazzy said about us

*we rappers indeed*

toh! ati gbo omo baba olowo, this one na

AMERICAN FAAJI= series 1,
let go FRANCE= Series 2
let tour EURO= Series 3

she ate cassava bread ni!

Some men are funny and their attitude , an interesting case study. Every man needs a sweet woman; sweet in her nature, sweet in physique, sweet in appearance, sweet in her elegance, sweet in her cooking, sweet in her voice, sweet in character, sweet in and out. He is also wants to have and keep her to himself alone. He hates to hear the voice of another man near her. Worst of all, he boils and shivers at the same time once another man's hand nears hers. I have been wondering; is that what makes a man thick? To have and keep a sweet woman, you must be a sweet man yourself. Being a sweet man means doing what men do. I mean taking responsibilities. You want her to look sweet? Handle her like a good soup, prepare her with the necessary ingredients and spice her up with goodies and don't forget to watch over her by protecting her. A man who leaves his pot unwatched will have the misfortune of having his soup burnt. You want her all alone for yourself? provide and see to her sincere and genuine needs, don't run away when she needs your help. You want her to listen to and obey you? Respect and treat her with honour. Ofcourse, respect is reciprocal. I know you want her to treat you like a king therefore treat her like a queen that she is to you. Every woman wants to respect her husband's bed but the man must also give honour to his bed for it to be respected. Visit your bed regularly, work while in it perfectly .....satisfy your woman. Remember...good food, sweet drinks, beautiful dresses, exotic cars, elegant homes, etc, are not enough to make a happy, satisfied and fulfilled woman.
To have and keep a sweet woman, you must have the ability,
physical and emotional, to make her feel like a real sweet woman.
Being a man is not about merely parading an okra sprout and not taking your responsibilities . It is also not holding an unsharp cutlass unable to cut the grasses around your house let alone bring down the trees whose roots threaten the survival of your house. I tell you, no woman, even if she is not sweet, will like to have a "vegetable" as her man.....she will run. Don't say I did not tell you o!

MAI TATSINE, BOKO HARAM AND CAN: THE
BITTER TRUTH

“Marwa Maitatsine, was a
Christian until his
death!!
Back in 1954, there ware
series of meetings
by the highest body of
Christian association
in the northern Nigeria, in
Jos, which I
happened to be the
secretary, taking the
minutes of that meeting
(then, I was an
undergraduate student of
Christian
Theology). Part of the
result of that meeting
was, to sponsor some
people among ‘us’ to
go to Arab countries as
new Muslim converts,
and learn Arabic and Islam.
Their mission is to
come back to Nigeria as
Muslims clerics, use
their Islamic knowledge to
preach violence,
distort original Islamic
teachings and if
possible cause a riot in the
North that will
make northern Nigeria a
history. Five people
were nominated for the
job, and sent to
Sudan to start their
mission. 3 of them
refused to come back and
execute their plan,
but spent the rest of their
lives in Sudan as
true Muslims. The
remaining two;
Muhammad
Marwa and Birema came
back, Marwa was
sent to Kano, and Birema
was sent to Niamey
Niger Republic.”….Pro
fessor Dauda Ojobi
Professor Dauda Ojobi, a
former secretary of
Northern Christian
Association of Nigeria
(CAN), a retired Professor in
Benue State
University faculty of Law,
the 3rd Reverend
Father from northern
Nigeria, after Paul
Gindiri, and Ganaka, The
first Nigerian
overseer of Baptist Church
in Kaduna, and
One time commissioner of
Justice in Bauchi
State.
Mai Tatsine the obsolete
version of Boko
Haram, which began their
reign in late 50’s in
Kano and some other parts
of Northern
Nigeria, their ideologies
were similar to that
of Boko Haram, they
forbade what Islam
allowed, and allowed what
Islam made
haram. They claimed
western education is
sin, they rejected anything
brought by
technology, they were
popular with saying,
wearing a wrist watch is
haram, using radios
and television is haram
e.t.c. (considering the
technological advancement
of that period).
The spiritual leader of
Maitatsine movement
was Muhammad Marwa
a.k.a Mai Tatsine. The
Emir of Kano Sanusi, once
suspected
Maitasine as fake Muslim
when he discovered
Maitatsine received goods
from Vatican
Palace. After sarki
confirmed his findings, he
expelled Maitatsine out of
Kano, in early 60’s.
Mai Tatsine was later
brought back to Kano
by Gov. Rimi in 1979. Rimi
believed that
Maitatsine would help him
win his reelection
through charm. After the
Maitatsine’s death,
Shagari, the then President
set a Anya Goru
panel to investigate the
crises. Prof. Dauda
has made his submission in
that panel, but
when the President, saw
the report, he said
no, the white paper will
not be issued on this
report, because it may
result to crises, so the
white paper was not
issued, till date.
Professor Dauda became
Muslim in 1966,
after he came back from
Rome, where he
went to further his studies,
in Christian
Theology. He is still alive
and has become a
Muslim preacher for over
40 years. What I
quoted above was from his
lecture I attended
in Bauchi, 2002.
Ever since, no any Christian
scholar or CAN
executive denied this
statement from Prof.
Dauda . Are they waiting
for his death before
they deny it?
-Security operatives that
always claim they
want uproot the Boko
Haram mayhem did
not investigate in that
angle, why?
-Why the relationship
between Jerry Gana
(CAN chieftain) and
Muhammad Yusuf,
founder of Bokoharam?
The former has
bailed the later from police
custody several
times.
-I see a double standard
approach and
hypocrisy by the security
personnel, in the
investigation.
-I began to believe Boko
Haram is the
creation of some enemies
of Islam possibly
CAN (not Christian), is never
a creation of
Muslims.
-Remember, Hillary Clinton
once said Taliban
is their creation, to fight
Russians.
I beg your pardon, if this
write up hurt you
in any form, it’s not
intended, but facts need
to be set straight. I
promised to upload the
audio lecture from the Prof.
Himself for your
digestion.
-Umar Ibrahim Tafida

wow! so emotional.... R.I.P to the departed ones.

is she now at the hospitals?

ighoosagie: Google will solve ur problem, just type www.iamlooking4luv.com

how thoughtful of you. thank you so much. and i really appreciate.

kebbi state ne kawai

oshi! omo o ba joni aba yo!

9jii.:
Kebbi. Nothin de happen for there,you go even 4get se na naija u de xcept wen salary come.

is that all u know bout kebbi?, guy explore yourself to the outside world, u you are really missing in action.

my girlfriend is pregnant too
amma bout to be a father...
and if i have a dauther guess what amma name her?
amma name her boonnie - stan eminem

even though we both came from the same place, the money and fame makes us change place~ 2pac

what will i do to make you see that, you wanna have boo, baby i will be there~ lil' zane


ali kwanshomanko magaji mai ido daya,
magaji mai ido daya ~ maman shata

ala ala mai gangan mungode yaran ma mai gangan an gode~ maman shata