₦airaland Forum

genearts:
Trekking and tweeting.... How do u charge ur phones?? abi una carry gen along??

I can remember wen he tweeted that a certain family left their gen-sets on for him to charge his phone.. Gloria never join him then

Her shoes are not comfortable on her then.... Ooh.. Them no dey change clothes.?? De guy's beards don overgrow

Highly supported..
It should be slashed by 70% sef..
They should go with only 30% of what they are earning now..
In developed countries, politicians are like normal people in terms of wealth. They are only more powerful and more famous than the rest..
Politics is not business, neither is it an occupation. And in the right sense of it, politics is not even a career.

Highly supported..
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It should be slashed by 70% sef..
They should go with only 30% of what they are earning now..
In developed countries, politicians are like normal people in terms of wealth. They are only more powerful and more famous than the rest..
Politics is not business, neither is it an occupation. And in the right sense of it, politics is not even a career.

coolzeal:
I think if we terminate our tribal sentiments we might achieve the greatest. Too bad I don't see that happening anytime soon. Congratulation!!!... We the economist are the best.

I actually come to this thread to read tribal comments..
I just dey wonder the time Nigeria go become ONE for real.

She submitted a proposal, that means, she is good at something, and she is looking for contract from the parastatal..
I want to ask what she does for a living.. I mean, the proposal she submitted was for what.??
I am asking because I may need her sincere services very soon

Mhizkel:
No...Both good and bad

Heehehehehe.. Dat's ok.. Once u discover that a dream is turning bad, just wish that de bad dream becomes a good dream.. It works everytime for me

Dyt:
Chai
Chai
Chai

This man actually thinks he will get something for this?
Poor man
And his wife gave the advice?
Women ooooo

Let me now put the stories together somehow...
The guy's wife raised the idea and he embarked on it. (hoping that money flows in as a result).. As for the female trekker, she quitted at first when she learnt the guy is married.. (I am still putting the pieces of the story together)

XBLadez:
Umunnem, bianu ka anyi nyere nwanne anyi nwanwi aka merie beauty pageant contest nke afo a. Aha ya bu Vickydera2



Cc: Christopher123

So, how I go take enter Mr Nairaland contest kwanu.?

Only ur bad dreams come true.??

Mhizkel:
Hmmmm.Mine do come to pass and that really affects me a lot...Most times, i'm always afraid of sleeping for the fear of having another dream come true!

Lala247:
Walk away .. A man knows what battles to fight ... And arguing with a woman aint it

And wen a man walks away, a woman would be like: "he is not bold enough to face reality"

Lala247:
Waiting for right man ..

I thought as much...

Pavore9:
Nice... also have watched something similar, It was done in lgbo by italians, Bia nuru akuko.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM5m8lssPU

If you create a counter thread with this, they won't push it to front page..

rossi49ja:
and she happens to be my cousin.

Aahahahahahahaaa.. See de kind username u carry come hia come hide..

And the most beautiful of them happens to be my sister

Sirpc:
(10) tasting the food. Hmmm, it is really tasting good!

You get exactly de same colour with the background of this ur pix

Lushcream:
Nigerians reaction to news is quite surprising .... Illiteracy and poverty everywhere ..... Soyinka wouldn't say what "TheCable" quoted ..... as usual Nairalanders has started the bashing already ........ Nowadays , I check the source of news and the credibility of that source before I post comment.


Somebody called my attention yesterday that Buhari has dropped Fashola and Fayemi from Ministerial list , he said he read it on Nairaland , he was very vigorous about the news he started telling everybody in the office ..... I asked him to calm down and check the source quoted by the Op on Nairaland ....... it was a blog.

I only spread spread news that are confirmed by credible news outlets.... If blogs have no integrity in them, I have integrity in my name...

There is this company named "Bestman Incorporated" that let acute workaholics and people without male friends to hire bestmen.. So, she should go and hire bridal-train and ashoebis

By the time the trek ends, the guy might end up knowing the babe so well that he might be considering dumping his babe at home (that is, if he has one..)

You never finish ooo.. Nigerian men prefer slim ladies with large butts.. So, go and work on your size,, since you do things just because of what Nigerian men think..

themodernman:
A most welcomed idea.

Pple wey dey burn data on xvideos.com go die of starvation be dat naa

daddynasa:
I ve a dream that one day 1gb data will be 100 naira. VISION 2017

Before the end of 2016, data will sell for N1000 for 10GB.. By 2017 it will get even cheaper

themodernman:
Nonsense data plan...
Something wey I go exhaust on xvideos.com in 12hrs..Mtchew

Dem go ban porn websites soon in Nigeria.. Halleluyah

timijoseph01:
u guyz should stop saying wht u dnt knw... Glo 1k for 3gb is a BIS sub,, Etisalat BIS is also 1k for 3gb..!
only that glo bis can be tweaked to wrk 4 android phone,, while u cnt do dat wit Etisalat Bis..
Tell me how much Glo sell dia normal 1gb,, n compare wit Eti.. Also conside d speed of Etisalat

Very soon, Glo would learn how to block the tweaking, and it would be normal-normal and wee-wee for all the networks

ewizard1:
You guys shouting "Glo gives me 3gb for 1k bla bla..."

Shut the hell up or simply state it you're using Glo BIS Package.

Stop trying to look like you're special to Glo.

....

And to everyone who doesnt know... The GLO 3GB for 1K is actually the GLO BIS Package which works on Android Phones which its IMEI has been tweaked. So dont bother asking for "How they did it" if you dont have a prerequisites on check.

I for say.. Can it be used on laptop.?

kastonkastrol:
God bless you Jare. Fashola is always the man. I see him becoming the president of Nigeria someday

If governing Lagos made him old this fast, imagine what presiding over the whole of Nigeria would turn him into

And my babe slaps me when I am explaining something to her.?? 1. Three full minutes of silence. 2. Two simple words from me after the silence: "YOU TRIED". 3. Everything ends there.. (If na my wife, she might end up getting cold treatment for up to a month..)

xavier0327:
some make up product are water resistant...so she no go fear rain sef

Like dis lady I met one day wen I went swimming.. She swim taaya, yet all her make-up still dey intact..

FirstNigerian:
g

g is for Gratitude

Please, how do one subscribe for Glo N1000 for 3GB.?? And how do one Check the data balance.??

dorocent:
datz gud way buh still rock my glo #1000 fr 3gb...... using it wella on my android tab....

No. 33.... Hmmmm.!!

Chakakhan:
Well id say it does in a way. Here is my logic: My younger brother is 12 n he wears these undiez because its normal to him n its what my mother buys him. Now when he transitions into a man n can make his own decisions he no longer has to wear them. In reaching his next stage of manhood he will choose something more fitting .

Besides trying to justify why as a grown man you shouldn't wear them....im just saying its a turn off

The reason why we wear boxers is not because it fits us, or that it is fashion, or that it is not a turn-off..
As kids, we can wear any undies at all, so far it contains our little genitals.. But as we grow, our genitals become so unpredictable in size.. Tight pants become so uncomfortable and highly sweaty..
Boxers allow any amount of size-changing without making the wearer uncomfortable or developing some cocky egg-plant bump down there