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onila:
you are so naturally beautiful

My spirit tells me say na guy u be

kitnah:
For your upkeep na

It's high time,ladies should be appreciated

80% or else

Or else wat.??
Go find something doing jarre

Lala247:
His woman is his family
80% woman 10% family 10% himself ..

The woman is a sitddon-dey-look woman.. And de guy and "family" may just go and Hang-Themselves.. U see ur Life naa.?

Pebcak:
Why do you think is wrong?

Even in the Universities, big Posters are not allowed.. And here, a primary school kid used a full-colour-print mounted-banner.. For what.?? What gains are there in contesting for Head-boy that he had to spend that much.?
Billionaires' kids school shaa..

MarvellousGod:
The Op is wrong. . Questions could be skipped. .

But those that passed didn't follow instructions either because the instruction said read 'ALL' questions before answering. There were 20 questions. How then do you answer no 17 when you haven't read all questions? Abi Nos 18-20 no be questions? ? There was no back button, so how were those that passed able to read till the last question (20) and return to 17 without a back button??

Sterling bank contradicted themselves IMO.. They should hv maybe simply put read 'across' the questions before answering...


Then again, network was crap.. scheduling thousands of applicants for an online test within the same time frame?

Maybe Questions 18, 19, and 20 get "Back" button

faceURfront:
Op, a friend of mine shared her experience about this test u are talking about wit me. She even munched the instruction page and showed me. Right there on the first page, the instruction to answer only question 17 was there. So I don't know what u are talking about sir.

Modified.
Op, I was wrong. I am sorry.

If you can modify what you wrote, why don't you write the correct thing.?
I am one of the few Nigerians that hate the word "Sorry".. I hate hearing it, and I don't use it..
For me, you do the right thing, and make good amends when you do wrong.. Don't just say sorry and still leave the wrong baring..

Ashkormissy:
Ma pics re coming in soon. Ilorin to Abuja.... But na wheelbarrow me go take do ma waka.

I go dance from Anambra to Abuja

TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone

Written all over him.?? Did he tell you that he never had a gf.? He broke up with her or something like that., and very single at the moment you asked.

Let us do some mathematics here..
And I hope that somebody on twitter would take this results to Charles Novia @charlesnovia..
......
Let's Begin....
.......
A normal footstep of a sportsman is 1m, and he is supposed to make like 2 steps in one second.. That is 2m per-second and that makes it 120m in a minute..
Now, Let us assume a figure that would be easier to work with.. The value is even lesser, but we will still drive home our point.. - assume a value of 100m in a minute (instead of 120m)..
That means, 1km in ten minutes, and 6km per hr.. (it would have been 7.2km per hour if we didn't adjust)..
The traveller said that he trekked from six-to-six., that is 12hrs trek per day.. We have 6x12=72km each day... (if we didn't correct the values, it would have been 86.4km each day..)....
You were even shouting at 38.9km in a day.. Is he really that slow.?
So, if the distance from Lagos to Abuja is 778km, then, a sportsman trekking it should cover the distance in 10.8056days... (or 9.005days if we didn't correct the values).
Remember, the traveller only visited Emirs Palaces during evening times, and walked the rest of the day without stopping.. (atleast, no one sent anybody to monitor him.. He was fulfilling a promise he made to himself, which is nobody's business.. Someone from Yola had already started his own trek to Abuja.. Maybe you should now alert some people along his route to monitor him)...
Now, if mathematics showed that he can make it within 10-12days, why are u shouting.? He even wasted 7 more days on the road.

The easiest way to be a stand-by celebrity in this country is to beef or threaten an already-made celebrity.

domopps:
Hmmmmmm Op all this Story in one game?







Another news pls







Cheeeers

Na for one game naa.. Just a goal, and "Vooilaaa..!!!"

Chiam55:
Aaaaah that's so sweet

A man in the army proposes to his girlfriend by
Using all his comrades to hold a letter each spelling out her name and the words would you marry me?. He then drops down on one knee. All this is done over Skype and when she accepted her father and brother hand her the ring.

Aaahahahahahahaaaa... Ur own imagination pass mine ooo..
So, her father and brother follow in the surprise too.?

Well.........
I expect us to tell stories here..
Imaginary stories, but very romantic...
Here is mine...
A good footballer playing a very important match already wore a printed vest of "will u marry me?" under his main Jersey..
Before the match, he prayed to score, and told his guys to help him score.. He even bribed the main striker to always pass the ball to him..
Wow.. He scored finally,, and the babe was so happy and feeling sweetly wet inside..
He ran to the edge of the field near the babe, slide on the ground, knelt down and then raised his Jersey for her to read...
By then, other men in the team were also kneeling down in jubiliation behind him., not knowing that he stole the sweet joyous moment to propose to his babe...
.....
NOW TELL YOUR STORY.
It must not be true life.. Just tell it. Someone might like it and practice it one day.

emperorceaser:
For God sake if the worker ar paid properly this wld nt b lik dis...


Anyway govt can not oversee all that happens even in lagos there ar places worst than dis

The Manager of that particular park in conjunction with Anambra State Parks Management Authority (through which the funds for the parks goes to the bank accounts of these Parks) should answer the question.. The funds are being remitted promptly.

MzzTega:
Y should i trust you?

because I'm trustworrtthhyyy..

sayo147:

My dear, u fine jarre

starlingslimnet:
I'm the Chairman of Bashers Association Of Nairaland.

You never meet the Snubbers' Conglomerate.?? Keep Bashing naa..

starlingslimnet:
Where the Ladies na

Ladies always think that they are so damned ugly without make-ups.. And thus, they always tell their bfs things like, "That lady over there, she is so beautiful".. And them go dey watch de bf to knw wetin him go do

starlingslimnet:
Thick pomon u got there Bro

This Guy sef.. Wetin be ur own.?

Estimable:
Just me

See my guy oo.. Follow me Sharperly

starlingslimnet:
I go upload

I dey wait oo

starlingslimnet:
Haha.....

Wey ur pix naa.? Ur d.p no dey clear

[quote author=perry2020 post=33018045][/quote]Your real name is Endowed Queen

MzzTega:
These tips sounds has if there is a reward. Tell me,what is it?

Yess.. Your reward is with me.. A sweet surprise though...

starlingslimnet:
Omo see face

We call it Facebook over here.

starlingslimnet:
Warris dis

A Big Flat Worgly Face..

TIPS..
1. Take a bath.. (More attention on the face. You can enter the bathroom and wash your face if your are in the office..)
2. Dry up your face and apply nothing else to it.. (So as to make it smooth)
3. Pack ur hair. (Brush it if necessary)
4. Breathe in ten times and smile as u do so.. (For u to relax)
5. Start off the picture session. (As many poses as possible. Snap as many as u can)
6. Go thru the pictures and select the one you think is best.. (And the deed is done)
7. Re-apply your make-ups and move on with the day's activities.. (Just as if nothing happened)

Rapzino:

Aahahahahahaaa.. Ladies eeehn.. If only they know the true truth about their backs

Threads like dis dey fear pple eeeehn..

Rapzino:
i no wan see headline tomorrow 'Rokiatu squashed tk4rd to death during Bleep romp'

Shattappi..
My head na padded-cushion

MAKE WE NO DEY DERAIL NAA..
BOTH GUYS AND LADIES ARE WELCOMED..
MAKE WE DROP OUR PICS..
LET'S ROCK THE SHOW SHARPERLY BEFORE THE MODS BEGIN TO CONTEMPLATE ANOTHER THINGY..
WE NEED UNFILTERED PICS ABEG..
(WITH ALL THE PIMPLES AND DOTS AND SCARS STILL INTACT)

Rapzino:
if she use that heavy-duty sit on you :- (closes eyes and do sign of the cross)

I no dey shake..
I love heavy duties on top my head sef