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elantraceey:
no party o

I wasn't preparing for party though.. But three set of pple surprised me with surprise parties.. It was fun all thru

elantraceey:
Thanks


And happy birthday to each and every birthday mate

Wia the party go dey naa.?

elantraceey:
So you mean you don't thank God throughout the year?
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We are birthday mates.. Me, you, orijin101, safarigirl, Funmadeb and so on.. Happy birthday to us.. More years, and a happy life ahead..

[quote author=Funmadeb post=30269037][/quote]Thank God the elections are over... Happy birthday my dear.. We are birthday mates, sheey u know.?... Which reminds me, you are so beautiful.. Can we know better.?

Orijin101:
Thank God Orijin no follow them..

We are birthday mates.. Me, you, elantraceey, safarigirl, and so on.. Happy birthday to us.. More years, and a happy life ahead..

dbest01:


What of we that don't have mb to vew youtube?

You sure say the Video still dey there.??

Sweets and tom-tom were N1 those days.. Kwuli-kwuli was 2-pieces for 50-kobo

PapiWata:
Gazing at your profile picture, OkuDiOver, I can fully understand why that gentleman next door is always anxious to hug you, in preference over merely shaking your hand. Perhaps that is the closest he will ever get to the Promised Land, which looks MIGHTY fine from where I stand.


Lord have mercy. I am sure many a man has made a complete fool of himself trying to engage you in conversation without dropping his gaze down to see the amazing contours and curves of that slammin' body you got going there. Woman you are ILLEGALLY fine, and that ain't no lie.

Dang. I need to get a hold of myself.

You wrote all these just because of a woman's photo.??

BabaNath:
How can you score 100 in my exam? For questioning my authority, I reduce your score to 65. Nonsense and ingredients

Pls be my maths tutor...

If I were PDP leaders,, I should forget the whole Buhari issues and face the Party... Sanitize the party, contribute to the nations's growth, criticise intelligently and constructively when necessary... And by next election, people would see for real that PDP is not as bad as they think.. But if they keep fighting Buhari, four years will just come and pass in a blink..

If your next d.p has a pix of u with the Tigh-gap showing wella and some visible curves from bihind you, you myt get up to 2000likes.. This will confirm that guys love tigh-gaps and back curves better than barrel-shapes

enog:
Am not joking,just got to know here that it's nice.

Unhygienic.. E no go sell for market.. By the way, are women complaining about their urinary organs.??

Ok.. Make una stop making noise.. Buhari will probe him and his "true" source of wealth

He is asking for "Clues".?? He will get loads of them on 28th..

Popemax:
bad prayer....he will make it trust me

Aaaaaaahahahahahaaahahahahaaaaaaaa... I'm impressed by this amount of love you have for him..
I dey follow his updates though, but dis ur love is really extra-ordinary.. Keep it up though

The other day, I removed the SIM card in my phone, and I saw "Emergency Call".. So I decide to dial 112.. It went through, but it was received by a female "Telephone Answering Robot" voice.. I couldn't press the required buttons furhter because I had no cause for dialling..
But now, I want to know.
Had any of you dialled 112 and got the desired reply, and had the emergency operatives (or security operatives) rushed to the location in record time.??

Buhari's main agenda is "Fighting Corruption" and "Probing Corrupt Government Officials".. So OBJ, apply brake there.. Buhari will look at your strategic report on "Education, Power sector, Economy, Security and Infrastructure" later later later...

Chest pain and cough.?? You sure say u go make am.??

PLEASE DROP THE LINK TO THE LIST.. I WANT TO CHECK FOR MY COUSIN

Make your course of study your passion.. Know the topics very well.. Learn more about them... Understand them.. And try to find a way of using them in your normal everyday life, (even when you are still a student).. In this way, you don't just graduate with only good grades, but you also graduate with the real stuff well grounded inside you..

kcynho:
G

You mean GROUNDNUTS

mrrock:
That story is so fake!. The moment she mentioned a husband and wife quarrelling over her ass was when I realised it's a cooked up story to seek attention.

Atleast, thru the fake story, we got to de real bums

Badosqi:
God see my life.... Time to walk out of this thread.

Haba, I've been busy just checking girls dp on this thread. Mba!!! I must stop it jare

But you can't blame sha, my eyes must feed themselves with good thing.

No be only u.. They've all changed all their d.ps and removed their booties

tonychristopher:
To be honest ..I find big butt lady disgusting..had rough experience they sweat and prone 5o smell the butt have seeds something like badly prepared semovita now the strecht mark is disturbing...you can't enjoy missionary 0nly dogggy style and their toto is demanding and my prick is human not horse

But they are sight to behold but mist have small breast .....

Most of them have small bossoms.. Na the sacrifice naa

Enahi:
@op this your story is very dry. Seems u want Nairaland guys to know u have big butt,do you know how many ladies on Nairaland have big butt? I pity you,your topic will make all Nairaland guys to disturb and insult you.

My dear, free the OP.. The way she takes and react to the first series of silly talks determines how future guys mention her moniker..

MoNickk:
lol. that's a pencil skirt with shape wear underneath. u avnt seen me in leggings.

Make we relate personally naa

MoNickk:
lol. having looked at her dp,i can only nod. The babe has gorrit.

I looked at it and the next thing I heard myself say was "Gbiim"

pretydiva:
All dis celeb sef. Taking advantage of every giving opportunity. Na d gal wey gve am mouth 2 kiss I blame. Na dis type dey mk gals luk cheap b4 guys

If u went for a show and wizkid while performing on stage, decided to come down and started kissing the ladies at front row.. And u happen to be on front row...
Would u move back to second row? Or stay there for him to reach u, then u shout "No Way.!!".??

If that theory that states that "some genetic fragments of the men that a woman have had unprotected sex with in the past, still remains in her blood until she dies; and that such residual genetic fragments from these men can be passed to her future kids" is true, then this might be a case further affirming the validity of the theory.. It might be as a result of an AS or SS man the lady had dated in the past..

Demichaels:
My friend's 10 year Marriage is about to collapse.

His, my friend's genotype is AA and his wife's genotype is AS but their 4 year old daughter has been confirmed to have SS genotype by not less than 4 different medical experts. He confronted the wife and accused her of infidelity but she vehemently denied having any affair with another man. In other to prove her wrong, my friend subjected the little girl to a paternity test and there he got the shock of his life - the result showed he actually is the father of the girl. At first he accused the doctor of compromise because he is their family doctor and somehow relates to the wife. He then decided to go to another hospital to prove the paternity of the girl child there and then he got another shocker - the first result was actually correct. As It stands, my friend has consulted more than five other doctors outside the state of his residence and all Confirmed that the girl's genotype is SS and he actually is the father of the child despite his and the wife's genotype being as stated above. Even the doctor's are confused by the results as it negate conventional medical norm.

My question now is, experts in the house, is there anything that can lead to such unconventional biological flaw? Under what condition can AS and AA couple have an SS child? Can mutation lead to such condition? My friend insists on divorce because he doesn't believe the wife. Should he go ahead based on what we all know about genotype?


Please I need matured advice on this. This is a REAL LIFE SITUATION AND NO FICTION. I WOULD HAVE MENTIONED NAMES AND ADDRESS OF THE COUPLE BUT I DON'T HAVE THEIR PERMISSION YET. THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN PORT HARCOURT OLD GRA WE'RE LIVING

ijustdey:
the trekkers.....


why is there so much publicity on this ones compare to the guy that did trek to ABJ for GMB

The GMB trekker trekked in silence.. Whereas this one turned his own trekking into a reality show, and with the lady in the scene, his trekking became a real drama.. I am following his tweets for updates too