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Tonto-Dike would soon hire a bodyguard and start flaunting him too..
Someone like Denrele or Mr-Ibu would then go and hire a female bodyguard and flaunt her too..
Then Kaycee and Don-Jazzy would flaunt theirs too..
And D-banj would come out finally and flaunt "The Sexiest Female Bodyguard Ever".

Please, we need to know.
Provide us with links if possible.

marieolae:
Story!

True to my toes.. I swear.. We can die for naturally beautiful ladies. We know them when we see them

mirexxx:
why would u ask such question?? @ op wickedness 2 whom??
making oneself beautiful via makeup now makes you a wicked person?? well this ain't no wickedness!
naija dudes sha! yet u see them craving for a barbied up doll!
go abroad and see how guys are making it big in the fashion, cosmetics, hairdressing business!
una own na 2 dey shout natural! natural! natural!
una go chop that natural face one day

We love it natural jarre.. Park well

MRLINGTON:
Saka d billionaire c him prick

I love dis new MTN advert he did with Chidimma and co.. The guy can sing ooo.. And he applied sweet dynamisms and conjunctions in his songs..
The Smart Silly Prof. Saka.

mifavour:
NOLLYWOOD a place where a mad woman wears long glass nails even after 20 years of madness


NOLLYWOOD a place where light skinned girl grows to become a dark geh

NOLLYWOOD a place where chinyere Wilfred is zack Orji's mother...



I HAIL THEE NOLLYWOOD! !!

My brother,, I opened a similar thread where people were telling the kind of stories or features they would like to be seeing in Nigerian movies.. Some of the things are......

"......I would like to see movies that chronicled the life of a young entrepreneur who suffered so much when he was young in the business, and how he finally succeeded thru some good decisions he made.. (and not thru some lucky opportunity from no where)...."
"....I would like to see a movie where someone got stuck in a dense traffic jam, and he decided to step out of his car and control the traffic, only to see some other pple who did the same thing.. And in the process, he met a lady was also controlling traffic with him., and in the end, they ended up being more than just friends. (I would like it if they met again in another traffic jam elsewhere.. Aaaahahahahahah)......."

You can view the thread here: www.nairaland.com/2204697/things-like-seeing-nigerian-movies

andrewdg:
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Over the years we wonder why Nollywood has refused to grow exponentially like the music industry.
My answer is that Nollywood has ignored the basics for great movies. without comparing with Hollywood that has huge production cost , great stories still remains the bedrock for all great movies.

https://www.nigeriamovienetwork.com/uploads/articles/db2fff17.jpg


The simple cure is to get very good screenwriters that will tell the African story in a world class standard

However this important aspect has been disregarded in Nigeria.

Scriptwriters are so poorly paid that most have dropped the trade. the cure to Nigeria's poor movies is to start finding professional scriptwriters who will write quality stories with low production cost in mind.

https://afromixent.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/nollywood3Afromix.jpg

This is my opinion, what's yours?

I got concerned about the poor quality of nigerian films too, and it had pushed me to open a similar thread.... Part of the thread read thus:

".........I am not a stakeholder in the movie industry; neither am I a producer, a director, nor am I an actor. But the simple truth is that, it pains me that we nigerians are not patronising our movies; and it is not our fault.
The fault is in the movies.
The movies are trash.
We don't like them.
A normal nigerian would say "Aaww, Nigerian Movie.? No no no no. I don't watch Nigerian movies. I watch American, Indian or Korean movies".. And if asked why, they would reply "Foreign movies are cool, and they have quality"..
Now I am asking, what is the quality that these foreign movies have that our Nigerian movies don't have.? To be sincere, there are many many many of them.
It is true that some foreign movies are trash too. Not all of them are good................."

(read more of the thread: "Charting the way forward for the Nigerian Film Industry".)
www.nairaland.com/2204440/charting-way-forward-nigerian-movie

Flawlessangel:
U guys know nothing about what happens underground cos if u do , u wont blame nollywood, nobody in his right senses would invest a huge amount of money on a single movie in d nigeria of today, unless its a straight to cinema flick to recoup d money b4 the pirates come 4 d movie,......and even dat is a risk cos u dnt know if people wud actually pay to see ur movies in d cinema....@ d end of d day, u are the one loosing money via piracy or lack of intrest in ur movie by viewers.

This is d reason they take d easy way out by making a poor quality movies where they dnt hav much to loose , and if its successful, they gain profits, rinse and repeat..

STOP BADMOUTHING NOLLYWOOD!

Must they produce movies then.? Why don't they sit down first and find a solution to piracy first.?

kevinberry:
Some ladies will be depending on guys like he is their father....

You killed him because of feeding money....

What a country

Who would u blame.? GEJ.? Or GMB.?

SweetyZinta:
hardwork pays bigtime!!!



Nigerians where are you all? Will you let all dis charlie 2go home wit ol d prizes?



Wake up!!
#changeHasArrived

2go, whatsapp and BBM were (and are still) the killers of the brains of Nigerian youths..

TheFilmmaker:
Are you on BBM or Whatsapp? drop your contacts.

whatsapp.. 0--806--890--858--6

temzybabe:
u guys should pray for we the corpers. im so scared.

My dear,, my sincere and ernest prayers are for u and all other coppers that will participate in this exercise.. My God bless u all and keep you safe.. Bad politicians will not come to your polling units.. There won't be fights near you. You will serve to the end and leave your states of service with happiness

cozy7:
ALOT of Nigerians hv still not collected....... PDP WHERE ARE THE REMAINING PVC's?

If I call u a fool now, u go begin dey vex..
Tell me wetin concern PDP wit de cards.. No be INEC wey hold dem again.?
I dey pity u small sef

Well. I say Yes

Ooohh Boy.!!
You just scanned my head and said everything inside my mind..
May God bless you for saying it in a better way for me..
I used to be a die-hard fan of Nigerian movies until the time soft-porn started entering..
I still hope that nigerian producers would realise soon enough that movies preach, and teach, and have strong impact on people far better than pastors and teachers.

Well. One other thing with Nigerian producers is that we overuse things.. With time, when they start using technologies like VFX, DFX, CGI, and so on, we would be seeing movies with over-done visual effects and excess animations.. Which still comes down to intellectual laziness and lack of hardwork.

prof800:
He said he is not a stakeholder, I think.
Very valid rants.


btw;
TheFilmmaker, you go chop cane ooo.!
You made a short film recently and didn't even bother to drop links to watch the video or even a trailer or teaser or facebook support page. Now you say you're working on your next short.


Unnn come on, do the needful jare!

Is he a film-maker for real.? Heyaaa.. I thank God for him ooo.. I hope to see his movie soon. But I go criticise am mercillesly if it is not good oo.. All de same, my criticisms will make him produce a better movie next time...
May God give him more and more strength to do more

TheFilmmaker:
Where are you based?

What are the solutions you profer?

1. I am based in Anambra.
...
2. Though I might not have sounded professional enough (as regards film producing), but my humble suggestions are there in my write-up.. The producers and directors need to put in enough hardwork in there movies. (a movie like October-1 is so good. We need more of such quality movies in nigeria).. We need movies that can have real effects on the viewers, and not movies that resemble stage dramas.. To acheive this, hardwork, good thinking, enough time, thorough editing, serious criticisms, and perfect coordination are needed in the production of the movies.. With time, Nigerian producers would begin to acquire some video-technologies with which to shoot advanced video graphics, but without good thinking and hardwork, we will still be producing mediocre movies.
I know that we will get there soon.

temitemi1:
GEJ till 2019!!!

Na waa u oo

1. God pls let Jonathan win.
2. God pls let Buhari win.
3. God pls let someone else other than Jonathan or Buhari win.
4. God pls let anyone that wins be the person that You will use to deliver us..
......
Oya.. I need ur replies.

akandedayo1:
As the electins approach, it is apparent that significant percentage of this country have a preferred parties. My question is "Can you approach this coming elections with open mindedness? Can you pray that anybody who will bring peace to Nigeria wins this forth-coming electins?

My Prayer is, "Whoever that wins in this election, Let God use him and save Nigeria"...

talk2hb1:
Try Limesurvey its a free and open source software for conducting online survey. It can help export to spss format if you desire.
Regards' Habeeb Salami

Thanks Bro

donsheddy1:
Make una try dey search google before typing and submitting stuff on nairaland. There are a million websites that offer surveys online. Just type your request on google search bar then your answers are made available.

And you think I didn't research before creating this topic.??
I doubt if you understood the topic.

lynx200:
As a scriptwriter I understand the frustration of the Nigerian public. I encounter a lot of producers and have noticed some things. Many producers are lazy and do not want to think outside their comfort zone and when you try and show them something different they do not want to go with it insisting rudely that "I am the one putting down the money". It's common knowledge that many producers don't hire good scriptwriters because they don't want to pay good money for ideas (I know how many jobs I have had to reject because of this). I also used to act and you should see the atrocious scripts I have seen. The same thing is repeated in other sectors of Nigerian filmmaking as most producers do not want to pay for quality. Thank God for the new Nollywood producers who are bringing out quality jobs. The major problem is the lack of distribution points like cinemas. If we have more customer friendly cinemas producers will be able to make returns on their investment and make films with bigger budgets. "30 days in Atlanta" made 200 million but it could have made more if there were more cinemas that were cost friendly. Alaba is dying which is why they are resorting to porn movies.

I know that one day, Nigerian movies will be winning international awards..
Now that the nigerian public have started seeing the flaws in the nigerian movie industry and pointing them out, it is now left for the stakeholders and all those people involved to sit up and do what is right..

Please I am a novice when it comes to programming and web-page designing.
But then, I am doing a thesis research that requires that I create a questionnaire and circulate it to a wide variety of people.
As a result, I am thinking of creating an online questionnaire, so that many people can see it and respond to it online.
I have once seen a simple online questionnaire created by someone using http://docs.google.com, but when I tried to create mine, it wasn't just possible.
(If it is easy to create an online questionnaire or survey using this website, please, someone should tell me how to go about it.)
I want to know how to create an online survey or questionniare without much stress.
If there are easy-to-operate websites that would aid me with such tools, I would like to know about them too.

Gwan2:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/court-adjourns-10-suits-seeking-buharis-disqualification-to-march-24/

Even if Buhari wins, and the courts disqualified him after the elections, then, he stands disqualified.. He and his running mate and his party.

otunsman:
Can Nigerian engineering graduates apply?Our degrees are based on theories rather than practicals.

This is a typical example of negativity and inferiority complex merged together

dlox147:
This is how I tracked my PVC;
1) visit www.govote.ng
2) click on the "pick up your voters card"
3)on the "PVC pick up location" page scroll down
4) Enter your PU number from the top right hand side of your TVC, enter your phone number and email.
5)click the green "pick up location" below

Your pick up location will automatically display and emailed to you.

Thanks for your time, I tried and it worked for me

What happens to the people that did transfer in october 2014.?? Is their PVC ready yet.? Answer me please.. I need to know

dlox147:
This is how I tracked my PVC;
1) visit www.govote.ng
2) click on the "pick up your voters card"
3)on the "PVC pick up location" page scroll down
4) Enter your PU number from the top right hand side of your TVC, enter your phone number and email.
5)click the green "pick up location" below

Your pick up location will automatically display and emailed to you.

Thanks for your time, I tried and it worked for me

What happens to the people that did transfer in october 2014.?? Is their PVC ready yet.? Answer me please.. I need to know

satinosdiary:
The daughter of Polo boss, Ms Obayuwana throws a major shade at all them Billionaire's wife e.g Dabota Lawson and Caroline Danjuma in the new photos she posted..She is currently on vacation travelling across few selected countries and she shared one of these photos with the caption, 'There is a Difference Between The Billionaire Lady and The Billionaire's Wife'...Ooops I bet there is a huge difference between a lady that worked hard to get her money and the lady that married for the money..

Well, we love her new photos...She is indeed a fashionista!

http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/03/there-is-difference-between-billionaire.html

But is there a difference between a billionaire's daughter and a billionaire's wife.?? Na her mama she take style dey beef be dat oo

frankmoney:
thanks for your contributions. , how come the whole Africa fell under d spell of the Europeans ..if we had the best brain at least they would av contributed greatly during the early breakthroughs in science ....and proposed theories and laws e.t.c .....

All the history books and science invention history books you read were written by the Europeans.. That was why u didn't see African, American and Asian inventions in their history books..
You can imagine Japan with all their early knowledge of metalworks and fireworks, and China with all their early knowledge of tea and herbal medicine and acupuncture, yet, they have no place in the science and medicine history books., rather you see texts like, "tea was imported by the Orients (Chinese, Japanese, Korean, e.t.c); and mathematics was developed in the East (Greece, Arabia, e.t.c)... The Japanese and Greek history we read today are those written by their own old historians (Japanese and Greek Historians respectively).. In the Bible, the Queen of Sheba that visited Solomon came from Africa. But the thing is that, the kings and wise men of Africa in those days never thought like the Europeans, who were like: "let all generations read about these and know that a great good king (or a mighty king who conquered the whole world, or that some certain invention that changed the world) once came out of our noble land.
The people in the Bible called all black-skinned people Ethiopians.
The Europeans called Africans Moors those days (and some other names for black-skinned people), and called the Northerners Barbarians.