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jessiecah:Na im make am evil.?? Hehehehe. Deliverance things loading... |
Etosonc:But it must have a botanical name.. Trust botanists.. |
I hope to see a movie that depicted a true lecture-room situation.. And not just showcasing big-ladies with cars, or cult guys on campus.. But a movie that told a story that has a true lecture-room background.. Aaahahahahahahahaa.. I can bet you that nigerian directors are not intelligent enough to make something good out of such situation naa. Imagine a High-school Nigerian movie how e go be. People standing and moping at the actors like mofos. |
Naturally, the things that are happening in the nigerian movie industry is none of my business, but, since it is something that concerns all of us, it became my business. I am not a stakeholder in the movie industry; neither am I a producer, a director, nor am I an actor. But the simple truth is that, it pains me that we nigerians are not patronising our movies; and it is not our fault. The fault is in the movies. The movies are trash. We don't like them. A normal nigerian would say "Aaww, Nigerian Movie.? No no no no. I don't watch Nigerian movies. I watch American, Indian or Korean movies".. And if asked why, they would reply "Foreign movies are cool, and they have quality".. Now I am asking, what is the quality that these foreign movies have that our Nigerian movies don't have.? To be sincere, there are many many many of them. It is true that some foreign movies are trash too. Not all of them are good. Also, some Nigerian movies are good too in terms of quality and content. But most are Trash. There is this Nigerian movie, old as it is, yet one of the best Nigerian Movies. - "Living in Bondage". A look at that movie, someone would just see hardwork and quality, although shot with less technology, yet there were minimum errors, and the plot was sweet, cast was good, and the story well organised. These days, even with all the video technologies, a producer/director would just think up a certain scenario, and within a week, organise some actors that would fit the scenario, then within a month, the movie is already out with a funky name.. No story to the movie, no planning, no plot, no sequence, no quality, no seriousness, no hardwork. Nothing else would be good about the movie except the very scenario which the producer/director wanted to project, which might even be a very silly scenario.. This is a typical Nigerian Movie for you. Our directors/producers are either lazy, or are in mad rush or in a haste to release their movies within a month. And in the end, we the viewers would be so busy counting the hundreds of errors and mistakes in the movies, and end up not paying attention to whatever the movie has to offer. If I may suggest, then, I would say that our producers/directors should first pay attention to the situation they want in the movies. Not just some scenarios. For instance, our movies usually portray situations of olden times, ghetto situations, bad nigerian situations, campus cultists situations, romance and romantic situations (which happens to be en-vogue currently, as people produce movies with soft-porn, and yet with no story or quality of content). No producer/director have produced a movie that is projecting a good nigerian environment situation. (They forgot that movies can be used in preaching the good-news of change and transformation in Nigeria.) A true-life situation or a fictitious situation in which a whole lot of stories can conviniently be formed should be chosen, so as to describe the way or pattern of life that the movie is trying to portray. Now, with a situation in mind, a story can be formed. A good story. (sweet movies are made up of two or more stories that combine together at certain points to form a complete story, but there should not be more than four stories, so as to minimise ambiguity of the movie). The story determines the scenarios and the plot of the movie.. It is not a must that every movie should contain romance or even soft-porn scenes for it to sell well in the market (as it is in Nigerian movies today). Every scene and act in the movies should be directed towards the situation that the movie is portraying. An actor that is supposed to be a good man in the movie should portray it fully. Let there be no conflict of characters. They make the movies so distracting. Finally, there should be Hardwork, both on the side of the crew and the actors. Even the cameos (waka-pass actors) should be serious too.. That someone in a movie is a waka-pass, and so what.? If he doesn't want to get serious on set, then, let him get off the scene totally.. The editing should be perfect too. I hate seeing editing errors, or shadows and reflections of people who are not presently on the scene, or even hearing them murmur in the background. I am of the opinion that a movie that portrays a good situation, has a nice story (or a nice combination of stories), has catching scenarios (not just one good scenario, and de rest of the movie being trash), has serious acts and good editing, and has evidence of hardwork; would compete favourably with foreign movies. It is high time the movie producers and directors should start preaching the goodnews of patriotism and how to be good nigerians through the movies they release in the markets. We have had enough of all these useless movies that has nothing to portray or teach nigerians.. ........ SORRY FOR THE LONG WRITE-UP. This is just the way it touched me. |
Pelmet:For sure.. There are very few Nigerian producers that can thrill us with their movies. |
Fabdedon:I am hopeful too.. Sometime ago in 1999-2003,, the nigerian music industry was almost not alive. Only traditional music, makossa, awilo, and foreign music reigned then.. Alicia-keys, P-Diddy, bow-wow.. But now, u can see the waves.. |
Pelmet:The whole Nigerian movies stuff is just like "let me tune in to African-Magic and see if sleep would catch me soon"....... Hehehehheheee.. It can't keep u awake.. I wish to see a movie where a state governor was busy attacking some serious state issues in the government house that resembled the government house of the state they used... And all offices and officers of the state involved, fully showcased in the movie.. Commisioners, perm-secs, legislators, and so on,, depending on the nature of the story in the movie.. This Nigerian Movie "The Meeting" tried in dat aspect shaa, but it centered on the secretary more than the minister himself.. They tried though. |
Fabdedon:You know,, a good producer can picture the Boko-haram situation from the perspective of a resident in Gwoza, or from the perspective of one of those terrorists, and create a good story with a positive impact, add some comic scenes, and capture some live scenes from the war against boko-haram.. And with serious hardwork and good acting, an award-winning movie would be in the markets.. Like I would always say, nigerians are lazy. We hardly use our intelligence in things that are innovative. |
Pelmet:You nailed it... They are just enjoying the "Stand-by".... "Action"... "Cut"... And before the month runs out, a silly movie featuring half-nude ladies kissing and romancing some fair cute dudes recklessly in almost every scene would hit the market.. So Lame |
seankafor:Nigerian producers don't invest in their movies.. You would watch a movie, and u end up not seeing any intelligence or serious input in the movie.. I kept asking why nigerians have never acted movies that involved real military men. Why have they not acted movies that solved a crime (or some crimes) using good intelligence which the nigerian police could learn and benefit from.? |
Dioxidane:We dey wait oo |
seankafor:Wonderful. Nigerian producers don't think out of the box. That's why we only see films shot in village settings |
Fabdedon:Heheheheheheheee.. Funny u. There won't be any good story to such a movie naa.. You just mentioned a scenario that might be funny to watch. |
I would like to see a movie where someone got stuck in a dense traffic jam, and he decided to step out of his car and control the traffic, only to see some other pple who did the same thing.. And in the process, he met a lady was also controlling traffic with him., and in the end, they ended up being more than just friends. (I would like it if they met again in another traffic jam.. Aaaahahahahahah) |
I would like us to comment here, the type of things we would like to be seeing in our Nigerian movies... (Not the things we don't like oo). ....... As for me,, I would like to see movies that chronicled the life of a young entrepreneur who suffered so much when he was young in the business, and how he finally succeeded thru some good decisions he made.. (and not thru some lucky opportunity from no wia) |
Naturally, the things that are happening in the nigerian movie industry is non of my business, but, since it is something that concerns all of us, it became my business. I am not a stakeholder in the movie industry; neither am I a producer, a director, nor am I an actor. But the simple truth is that, it pains me that we nigerians are not patronising our movies; and it is not our fault. The fault is in the movies. The movies are trash. We don't like them. A normal nigerian would say "Aaww, Nigerian Movie.? No no no no. I don't watch Nigerian movies. I watch American, Indian or Korean movies".. And if asked why, they would reply "Foreign movies are cool, and they have quality".. Now I am asking, what is the quality that these foreign movies have that our Nigerian movies don't have.? To be sincere, there are many many many of them. It is true that some foreign movies are trash too. Not all of them are good. Also, some Nigerian movies are good too in terms of quality and content. But most are Trash. There is this Nigerian movie, old as it is, yet one of the best Nigerian Movies. - "Living in Bondage". A look at that movie, someone would just see hardwork and quality, although shot with less technology, yet there were minimum errors, and the plot was sweet, cast was good, and the story well organised. These days, even with all the video technologies, a producer/director would just think up a certain scenario, and within a week, organise some actors that would fit the scenario, then within a month, the movie is already out with a funky name.. No story to the movie, no planning, no plot, no sequence, no quality, no seriousness, no hardwork. Nothing else would be good about the movie except the very scenario which the producer/director wanted to project, which might even be a very silly scenario.. This is a typical Nigerian Movie for you. Our directors/producers are either lazy, or are in mad rush or in a haste to release their movies within a month. And in the end, we the viewers would be so busy counting the hundreds of errors and mistakes in the movies, and end up not paying attention to whatever the movie has to offer. If I may suggest, then, I would say that our producers/directors should first pay attention to the situation they want in the movies. Not just some scenarios. For instance, our movies usually portray situations of olden times, ghetto situations, bad nigerian situations, campus cultists situations, romance and romantic situations (which happens to be en-vogue currently, as people produce movies with soft-porn, and yet with no story or quality of content). No producer/director have produced a movie that is projecting a good nigerian environment situation. (They forgot that movies can be used in preaching the good-news of change and transformation in Nigeria.) A true-life situation or a fictitious situation in which a whole lot of stories can conviniently be formed should be chosen, so as to describe the way or pattern of life that the movie is trying to portray. Now, with a situation in mind, a story can be formed. A good story. (sweet movies are made up of two or more stories that combine together at certain points to form a complete story, but there should not be more than four stories, so as to minimise ambiguity of the movie). The story determines the scenarios and the plot of the movie.. It is not a must that every movie should contain romance or even soft-porn scenes for it to sell well in the market (as it is in Nigerian movies today). Every scene and act in the movies should be directed towards the situation that the movie is portraying. An actor that is supposed to be a good man in the movie should portray it fully. Let there be no conflict of characters. They make the movies so distracting. Finally, there should be Hardwork, both on the side of the crew and the actors. Even the cameos (waka-pass actors) should be serious too.. That someone in a movie is a waka-pass, and so what.? If he doesn't want to get serious on set, then, let him get off the scene totally.. The editing should be perfect too. I hate seeing editing errors, or shadows and reflections of people who are not presently on the scene, or even hearing them murmur in the background. I am of the opinion that a movie that portrays a good situation, has a nice story (or a nice combination of stories), has catching scenarios (not just one good scenario, and de rest of the movie being trash), has serious acts and good editing, and has evidence of hardwork; would compete favourably with foreign movies. It is high time the movie producers and directors should start preaching the goodnews of patriotism and how to be good nigerians through the movies they release in the markets. We have had enough of all these useless movies that has nothing to portray or teach nigerians.. ........ SORRY FOR THE LONG WRITE-UP. This is just the way it touched me. |
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lalasticlala:Free Alcohol leads to abuse and excessive drinking |
Splashme:Only if Buhari knows that more than 50% of the voters are in the category of people who always keep a date with "NTA-NEWS-AT-9".. These people only hear Buhari's name without hearing his manifesto. |
laplace12:The silly kid is still a fair black lady in the pix.. She just got fair. That didn't make her a white lady. But by the way, you can imagine a self-racist against her own self |
TheLeader:Another important thing is that, Online Polls is different from Actual voting.. So, most people see the polls and browse on without participating.. On the election day, they would do what they've gat to do. No more clicking "likes" |
itsdumebi:If they succeeded, then, it is innovation.. Improvised Exporting Device |
kinibigdeal:Thank You so Much my Brother |
rokiatu:But, is that you in the pic.? How I wish I knw u in person. I love having ladies with shapes of goddesses around me, somehow. |
Up till now, pple still say: "and he disappeared fiaamm like willi-willi".. Choiii.. Those days, he would just appear behind u and chop ur neck... It was around that time that Merit of Living in Bondage started appearin and disappearing too.. Those things put serious fear inside me oo |
yawahappens:You can't say wether she is on Nairaland or not.. But trust me, if she read this post,, she must decode... "daddy on sick-bed for 3-months". "moved over to hospital". "flirting around wit nurses".. And oh. "it happened just today". Wooww.. You sure say dese simple facts are not just true.?? because they are pure tracking points |
Mimienudles:From his write-up, he knew she was married. He knew he wanted to sex her, and he had de sex wit her. And he was boasting about it... He is feeling like a Badoo.. He is not repentant at all. In fact, he will do it again.., and dis time, he might video it even, and post some of her wedding pictures here for us, even her photos in the hospital as a nurse, and her nude pics before-during-and-after-sex, just for us to confirm that she is a married nurse, and that he really fücked her.. Still,, dat would mean no remorse, rather, I would see it as pure wickedness and hightened stupidity. |
iloriolushola:U sure say ladies from the woman's place dey marry at all.? May her soul rest in peace anyway. |
This is a business opportunity for all of you that have video studios and u do auditions... You better start producing igbo movies in large numbers.. Sell these movies to DSTV pple direct if u like.. But let there be something to show the world first |
iyatrustee:My dear, na for us to ask google, na im sure pass |
Nigerians, can you see that.?? "Starboy" customised t-shirts are not on ebay.. Wat are we waiting for.?? Let's go on ebay and make cool cash by customising t-shirts with logos and pictures of nigerian icons |
I know that I can make it... One day, e go happen.., gboozaaii..!! |
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!!?? I bet my 2kobo that idea would be dead on arrival...they'll be too Scared too Cross plateau State not to mention borno. they want success without risk which is almost not attainable. Jez too. Many woomen taking selfies and posting on instagram

, government houses
, real mansions and not hotels used
, less "Slutiness" and more acting (we've got very few "real" actors most retiring) and above all...Stories that beat my imagination. acting the present is one thing they're good at I.e realism but...I wanna know what happened 500yrs ago
and what will happen 300yrs to Come
