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walahi
i go deal with this spambot today

lemme try this

Dear friends,

Welcome to the AFCON Fantasy League

Standard Bank is proud to launch a fantasy league for the Orange Africa Cup of Nations, Angola 2010 tournament which kicks off on Sunday 10 January 2010.

Now you can get closer to all the football action by managing your own virtual team of African superstars.
The next lockout to join Fantasy League is in 2 days, so I suggest you join today.

Pick a team of 11 players from the 16 participating country teams with a maximum of 4 players per country in the qualifying rounds.
Score points based on the real life performance of the players in your team.
Each round you can update your team and transfer out under-performing players just like real football managers would do.
Manage your transfer budget carefully with up to 5 transfers per round capped at 25 for the tournament.
Challenge your friends and family to play against you in your own league and compete against the top managers in the global league.
Communicate and talk to other managers with wall and forum posts.

part 1

i tied posting a fantasy nations cup competition info for peeps here as its almost closing and the spambot has swallowed the thing

how do i fcking break this spambots head right now?

this spambot is testin me o

spambot don swallow ma post

lol

wetin i go do na?

yeah

i guess spambot is at work o

Moderator pls what do i do o?

lol

hey FBS
dunno if this is outta place for the thread
got this fantasy thingy for peeps who will be interested

the thng got deleted on the NL fantasy league
dunno if its spambot; just posting here again

if its spambot, then i may let go

so guys, if this stays, u can join b4 the the door is shut
cheers

Dear Colleagues,

Welcome to the AFCON Fantasy League

Standard Bank is proud to launch a fantasy league for the Orange Africa Cup of Nations, Angola 2010 tournament which kicks off on Sunday 10 January 2010.

Now you can get closer to all the football action by managing your own virtual team of African superstars.
The next lockout to join Fantasy League is in 2 days, so I suggest you join today.

Pick a team of 11 players from the 16 participating country teams with a maximum of 4 players per country in the qualifying rounds.
Score points based on the real life performance of the players in your team.
Each round you can update your team and transfer out under-performing players just like real football managers would do.
Manage your transfer budget carefully with up to 5 transfers per round capped at 25 for the tournament.
Challenge your friends and family to play against you in your own league and compete against the top managers in the global league.
Communicate and talk to other managers with wall and forum posts.

Fantasy league managers are spoilt for choice with some of the biggest names in world football available for selection including Didier Drogba, Emmanuel Adebayor, Samuel Eto'o and Michael Essien amongst others.

Registration is FREE!

You must register first before you can select your team. Registration is quick and easy. You can access the game on the web by clicking here (http://www.ultimatedreamteams.co.za/africacupofnations) or on your mobile phone at http://m.standardbank.com/afcon

Attached is a step by step guide of the registration process. Please join the Standard Bank League, code: 4922930495147

Kindly forward this onto colleagues, friends and family. The more fantasy teams we have, the more fun this will be.

N.B. Please note that staff members are not eligible for the cash prize.

Good Luck.

Marketing and Communications

So he won a continental cup with Aberdeen in 1983 and then came to Man U in 1986 but could not win the League until 1992

he won another continental trophy b4 he won the league in 1992

nyways, u want time?
we shall give him a decade

Give Amodu the quality of players and the funding you give Ferguson, Wenger and Hiddink before you can compare their achievements.

hahaha
SAF won a european trophy with Aberdeen beating an european giant

he won another european trophy b4 he won the epl with manchester United.

if you must know, SAF at one point in his career has lost some crazy games

Cradiff, watford, coventry, Leeds and a host of others but does it affect the man from winning trophies?
hell no

undisputed Epl champions presently; whats amodus record present and past

shameful and all he has for us is a flaccid display reminiscent of the old burkina faso

Arsenal play beautiful footie and they are one of the best teams in the world

can that be said of your super eagles under Amodu?

we were once rated in the top 5 in the world! what happened to that?

we shall see against Egypt

SAF has won more trophies than most football clubs in England and how dare u sack someone like that?

if its given that UTD would win all games then why do they still bother to compete with other clubs;

. . . . when Amode was coachin, the best he got was a madela cup against a hapless club africain of Tunisia in 1990!!!! (his best laurel in footie was in 1990) 10 years ago

has Amodu competed in the nations cup b4? yeah
has he won it? NO

Arsenal FC hasnt won anythn in almost 5 years but we all see how they play beautiful footie with an identifiable pattern

please what pattern do we (Super Eagles) play?

The worst performances ever in the history of Super Eagles are the recent world cup qualifiers; The eagles played like they were plumbers and artisans with no requisite footballing skills under the tutelage of a retard in chief -Amodu shaibu

he at best should be coaching effurrun fc

Adebayor will beat the livin daylight outta him

and of what use is Vieira. Heard that Mofo wanted Veron b4 he got this punk from Inter?

he should kuku buy maradona or Pele

oga patapata

the MOD with a touch of diff (alongside FBS)

happy birthday hombre

what God has started in ur life wouldnt stop this year

more grease to ur elbow jare

send me cake or else, you go hear wen

@Iceblue

The first rule in a presentation is to make it interactive- talk to them, ask questions and get instant feedback which helps your confidence, your flow and ensures the adequate buy-in you need from your audience

if the audience was engaged right from the first slide, then you wouldnt have been marked down as being defensive.

try engaging your audience and refrain from imposing your points on people even if ure supposed to defend them.

are u supposed to present again?

let us know when ure about to do it


@Topic
I have started this year on a good and bad note. Good in the sense that i see myself achieving some of the stuffs i couldnt do last year and bad in that i lost a 17 year old cousin on the first day of the year.

was part of the peeps that buried him and i wept seriously on the 2nd day of the year at the cemetry. I didnt believe ill take a shovel to fill up a hole dug up for a member of ma family. . . . still mourning

back to work; my brain isnt picking up yet with plenty emails prompting what and what i need to finish before the end of January. I got a nasty email from my boss from London on how im not on top of some of my stuffs. I dont blame the mofo, make e go kill in brother make e no how e do do person for body.

Ive been able to submit a draft copy of a due diligence i did on a bottling coy positioned for re-structuring and re-branding. The client needs money for the re-structuring, rebranding, opening up of new market segments and of course scaling up their human capital and since the capital mkt isnt ready for tht kina reggae dance, they want me to talk to banks to raise debts payable in less than 10 yrs. all said and done, the mofos in the company are still abroad enjoying and the interested bank is asking for a meeting on monday

wetin i go do?

i need to go to RCCG camp today o, make i go pray but work no wan let me
we go see sha

such thing can only happen in M&B or some other story books

that journalist shoulda been sacked for that rubbish

platinumnk:
ok

lol

which one be google boi
lmao

platinumnk:
^^ why my name not dia

lololol

never spoken to u outside NL na sweetie

eyoniggar:
You are one, no1 knows u or where you stay so admit it bro. OLE!!!

lol

ok lemme list those who know me
Dayokanu-friend from UNI
Jaybee-homeboi
Sauron-homeboi
Tubabie
Jkpretty
najahaje
funkybaby
Moyola
Nana
Davidylan-Served Nigeria in the same state
Pataki- My personal person
Follypimpin
Kaypumpin
Smurf- my sweet baby
Jgirl- my wifey

and the list goes on
those are the peeps i keep in touch with outside NL

so try again.

and like ive said, u'll need to rob a bank to be able to rub shoulders with me outside NL

asswipe

eyoniggar:
tkb is a yahoo boy. Dnt fink spewing all your anti-yahoo gibberish here wud
distract the attention of you being know for your daily profession. OLE puter!!



Amaka, were u banned?

No im not a yahoo boi

i dont have to be one to survive

texasguy1:
@everyone
Chei! See hypocrites. U sabi how much some of those boys dey make a week. Sometimes, them dey hammer big time like Olu Maintain.
Why una nor go dey cry weeeeeweeeeweee.
And abeg, stop pretending as if say una no want some of those dollars jare .

olu maintain
wtf is that in corporate Nigeria?

i laff in boko haram

tbaba83:
@ tudor, so in retrospect, a woman who falls for a peodiphile, rapist, murderer or fraudster because of his charming personality and charisma should not get her head examined. She is in good mental condition.

lmao

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=377064.msg5270102#msg5270102 date=1262895754]Decency is an arbitrary concept and also very subjective. There are no set rules in stone when it comes to decency.

Some girls might see it as a personality flaw they're willing to cope with in hopes of changing him, . . . And they have no problems sticking with the guy even if he gets caught and thrown in jail.[/quote]i hope u dont have a hole in ur brain like mutallab
u reason like a terrorist

just kidding; nyways, u sound intelligent but hey whats with all these jagbajantis reasoning?
u disturbed or what?

platinumnk:
i got a rock in my hand already sweetie

jay bee:
abi oh. i don laugh tire

u dey mind dem twats

texasguy1:
@everyone

believe me, there are worse things than Yahoo boys. And most of the people claiming to hate them are just haters.
The guys, haters who probly lost their chicks to those determined hustlers. The girls, haters who arent pretty enough to catch their attention.
Abi I lie?

my kinda gurls would stone a yahoo boi if he comes near

where i 'hing' a yahoo boi cant stand there.

levels pass levels  

SAF is the only manager in Europe that has consistently taken his players to Africa for pre-season!!!

Mint!!!!!!!!!!!!

ignorance can kill

Krayola:
SAF hates Africans. . . fukn racist organization . I'm disgusted so many Africans support that club. Sellouts.

Has a Nigerian ever played at that shitty club? shior!!

hmm

and he fought to get Mikel Obi

.    .    .   . has a Nigerian ever played for Real Madrid before or Bayern Munich or even Liverpool?

na wa

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=377064.msg5269999#msg5269999 date=1262894616]Crap. Shiit happens ALL the time. It doesn't ask if you're a theif or not. We all suffer misfortune one time or the other so its NOTHING NEW.

That you and your family choose not to fall in luv with a thief doesn't guarantee happy and fruitful lives either, so whats your point?

You look at the guy and see THIEF, but to his loved ones or those who care about him he's a kind, caring, funny and loveable human being!!. . . .what stops one from falling in love with that?

Thieves are NOT born but MADE by society and before they became thieves the were HUMAN BEINGS!

And EVERY human being has EQUAL RIGHTS to be loved and to love.[/quote]so enjoy and marry a thief

for street, im sure u go dey happy when they call u "iyawo ole"

i don hear u

hmm
are we safe here?

dadus74:
what's the big deal about dating yahoo guy, as long he get sense to invest his money wisely and build future for his family. Pls ask yourself, are your politician not a yahoo yahoo boys forgery,corruption pls grow up my nl ppl

hmmm

lol
both of una dey kolo

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=377064.msg5269299#msg5269299 date=1262887961]And I repeat, are they not human beings?[/quote]a human being can be a rogue, a killer, a ritualist, a yahoo boi, a vagabond

its left for you to choose who you associate with. Nobody will ask you why ur husband is a murderer but the day the blood of those hes killed rise up, you will surely not be spared

same goes to thieves and yahoo yahoo boiz;when karma knocks, the wifey, gfs, children will not be spared.

so choose to be one
a seed or a chaff;

as for me and my house, i wont date a thief

@Justwise
allow them rogues
beasts of no nation