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platinumnk:
@tbk- nooo that doesnt qualify- thats a booty call

u see what im saying
so one night stand is picking up a gurl same day and shaggin  her same day

i dont have such skills; lets see how it goes in 2010

but wait what about gurls u havent seen b4 but u chat on fone but u shag the first day u guys see physically

what do u call that?

debosky:
I wouldn't exactly call it a one night stand. . . .more like a partial stand or squat.  

Met this girl and her friend at a club, they were obviously from out of town and came to party on the weekend. Ended up driving them to their hotel at 3am and spent the night with the two girls. . . .  .I leave the rest to your imagination.

Got up the next day, gave them hugs and zoomed off to sleep a little more at my own crib.  Never heard from them again, but then again I never intended to.

gaskiya, this boi is a proper omo ta

whitelexi:
Lol, dude, life is short. . . enjoy it while it lasts

ok o
meanwhile, u know madlady from somewhere?

platinumnk:
Im fine sweets happy new year to you too
where is your own nite stand tory?

ah dunno if mine is a one night stand o cos i didnt sleep with her the same day

. . . .met a woman on a flight to Jo'bourg. we exchanged numbers and shagged when she came back to Nigeria
after that episode, she disappeared into thin air

wht do u call that? a couple of night stands or what

see this woman wrapper

no go change, this is a new year
if u continue ur 2009 ways in this year, i swear down they'll open a love tribunal on ya head where the sentence will be to cut off ur pr'ick

change b4 its too late

Vuitton:
Hahahahahaha

That was about 5 years ago!
I have had 3 Aids tests since!!

lol
its cos i like u im saying this, if you like dont use a condom when next you hit ur ogbanjes
na u sabi

platinumnk:
chinekeme

i no laugh again

hey ore mi how are u?
hapi nu year jare. how u dey?

Babes gave me all I needed today. dogg.y.style, head and all that.
Was very happy. Seeing her off to the main gate of the estate
babes told me to help her carry her handbag, and she aint got any
other stuff to carry. I yelled I was gonna slap her, she immediately make waka.

Could it have been because of the un-usual sexual acts that she actually did give
me today or what could make your main gf tell u that?

Seeking yall opinion,

both of u are same

1) u threatened to slap a gurl cos she asked u to carry a ghana must go
2) the babe told u as a mugu to carry her bag when she had nothin with her
3) ur babe gave u dog;gy and stuffs (unusual according to u) and u came online to describe to us

its either of 2 things
the babe doesnt have sense for rollin with a gorimapa like ya or u the gorimapa doesnt have sense for rollin with such a turtleneck sister

i reserve ma comment for nau

tell ur new bf
when he runs away, ur eyes will be open and u'll learn the hardway

if that wont stop you, then i think u need to ask ur folks if its genetic or spiritual so they can know how to help

try that, k?

tht description fits the gurl i heard is bent on infecting at least 500,000 guys with HIV b4 the end of 2010

shes in Benin too

besides, u didnt mention condom in ur tale; go run a scan quickly

i dont think its about the guys here

any gurl who needs the right guys around her wouldnt roll with a clique- its normal, guys would just steer clear

gurls who flock together usually find it difficult having a guy or tieing down a guy cos of the loads of rubbish that spring from the irrelevant convos

Can you see the i.dio.ts, what have you done to better the life of other people in 2009? What positive impact have you made in the lives of others?
They are here counting there profits and what they have managed to acquire through greed?
Can a true christian tell me the greatest commandment?

hmm

im alive!! (most important)

I thank God for making me survive the turbulence of 08/09.
in 2008, the stockmarket nearly killed me and some part of 2009 i tot i was gonna die of my indebtedness to banks but hey as at today 4th day of Jan, i can sleep with ma eyes closed without getting scared of EFCC/Banks/Police running after me

the most important thing for me is the gift of life cos i lost a 17 year old cousin on the first day of this 2010 and looking at the guy in the coffin made me appreciate the gift of life

i thank you Lord for this brand new year
i give u all the glory for 2009; i thank you for the ups and downs and i praise ur name for the notable achievements

i thank u for where i was, where i am and where ure taking me to
i will praise you forever

thank you Lord

dayokanu:
Research your vocabulary bro, theres already an English word for the syndrome.

Its called . . . wait for it . . . . . SENILITY

i dont think so
i think hes got somethn up his sleeves again
the man has got a hidden agenda on this timing thing cos it ridiculous

and hey, hes not senile
he played the last UCL final, hes the undisputed epl champions

a senile man wouldnt do all those; lets wait till he talks about added time again and we'll conclude on whats wrong with him

doesnt mean Bundesliga isnt crappy too

@Mancs

any reason why SAF talks about added time whenever we lose a game?
is it a deliberate attempt at ridiculing the team or hes just going bananas?

next time he does this, ill send him a letter

dayokanu:
Bros, Beer don clear for your eyes? Omuti oshi

Rooney has done more than enough this season, same with Owen. Berbasuck is the one that keeps spoiling the show

yeah, Rooney has done well and i believe Owen should be given more time to play also. ure right but my prob is the 3 of them can decide to hold us to ransom atimes and i strongly believe the team still need a natural goal scorer

i dont drink beer

Eastbay:
tk,
Happy new year:
I agree with you.We jsut look like crap this season.But Oga Sauron says you and I are "knee-jerk" fans.
SAF is starting to look STALE.
Welbeck needs more time with the reserves.
We've lost THRICE at home in all competitions barring CC:stats are that we will lose 1-nil to City at home if the trend is to continue.

my personal person; happy 2010 o
how ur side?

we are CRAP this season, do u need a Dibia to tell u?
check how Villa were decimated by Arsenal, check how Pool that made us look like shye this season has been beaten by all and sundry and yesterday it was Leeds UTD

CRAP= Man UTD this season no doubt about that. The reason why we are where we are on the table is cos EPL = CRAP this season

Mannylex:
My pick would be tkb417 and Accopen.

hahaha
u got it wrong

i can be as good as the best but as bad as the worst. . . .

debosky n Accopen

I agree,but FA cup don scatter,next up is the EPL no doubt
Your squad lacks that strength in depth it used to have in time past plus there's no CR7 to bail out your asses,just pray papa Kai doesn't decide to go hook up with CR9,that'd surely be curtains for united

Thats an interesting piece to read
suddenly a loss to Leeds means we have no strength in depth and the loss of CR7 made us lose to Leeds

absolutely incorrect; try again

@Mancs
i think we aint just ready to play ball this season; we've got no reason for that loss
no reason

we need a goal poacher; Berba + Rooney + Owen can be silly atimes you begin to wonder how SAF intends to win laurels with the comic 3
Rooney has done well, Owen since his hattrick has been relegated to the bench for no reason and the rustiness was there for all to see when his first shot looked like a discus throw.  i think the gaffer is not getting it right with his rotation and his constant re-shuffling either direct or indirectly (through injuries).

whats with SAF and Welbeck?

na wa o

Merry Xmas people

will be off here for a while

lemme go rest; i hope we get back to winning ways soon

DK or Sagamite?

Sagamite is the captain of this section?

as for Ibime
dude doesnt even know the number of teams competing in the league

eldee:
Haba!!! Egbon TKB straight away.
Respect to the other candidates but how can you have more experience in the NPL than an ex co-owner of one of the clubs??
He grew up with a popular South-West club when the rest of us were still supporting Nigeria
Even on Super Eagles threads, he knows what he's saying and it shows.

who be dt
for real, my name shdnt be there  

i'll run b4 he gets here

so who are we voting for

Plat and Sauron

eyoniggar:
As for the emboldened part, I guess your indirectly talking to Debola.

You never seize to amaze me with ya jaw breaking grammar, I feel am having a chat
with sharon.
Brah, your credibility can only be observed here on NL, I am quite sure in reality>>>
eyonigger aint your competition. ODE!!

my credibility observed on NL?
ok; where can urs be measured? in the zoo

ure a lobotomised ape!
find ur square root

im not ur mate

look at this unrepentant irritant

cos i dont sleep on the romance section like you makes you think you and i can swim the same ocean

i cannot be nominated but if they conduct a poll between tkb and eyoniggar, ol boi, u'll come last if the poll is done 100 times

who are u?

whoever nominated u must be high on fake demerol

are u smoking indian hemp debosky
what happened to ma post?


do u want to fight me today? ma se e lese straight

Platinumnk
where are u?
i need to talk to u asap
damn! u deserve to be the NLder of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eyoniggar got nominated?
are u kidding me