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[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4482370#msg4482370 date=1252079657]I just feel like slapping eldee n sauron honestly
its wud be a GOOD therapy [/quote]do anythn u like
but u'll do well if you take stillwater outta here

whts with the cable burning

jay bee:
u sure about that?
i am fully certified/registered.

I will even throw in free _counselling sessions

now the counsellor is here

ebonyeyes, i told ya

Ebonyeyes:
Ofcos girl I know these males are up to no good

how u deduced that beats me hands down
nyways, the choice is urs to take

Ebonyeyes:
Nah im ok, it will take time but time is the best healer,

says who?
trust me on this, ull be fine after ur meeting with the counsellor

stillwater:
Ebonyeyes, I'm the voice of reasoning here, call off their bluff!!!

i bind you in Jesus name

follypimpi:

I hope i dont know u,Bristol mmmmm

i think you do.  .  .its Bristol nau

Ebonyeyes:
Boy I have just been too damn nice and its not paying off, Why should anyone be taking notes

aww, sorry about that
we have a counsellor in-house.  .  .u can see him for how to shrug off the disappointments of the past

about the notes, we have a scribe in house also
we need 'em notes for our files later

eldee:
Hmmn . . . 12.7% nah . . . you fail to put into account the increase in the supply of chics available these days
Your statistics were taken after the Civil War when there was a reduction in the birth rate which ultimately led to fewer chics
Right nw we've been outnumbered . . . so the rate of depreciation of the average nigerian chic is 30% per anum

30%
ure mean!!!

Ebonyeyes:
Girl I will be doing just that, No more miss nice girl,

you do that at ur own peril
dont listen to everythn

Ebonyeyes:
Bristol _{2hrs from london}

oh ok.  .   .
whos taking notes

Ebonyeyes:
I love soul music

oh ok
so where do you REP, London or US?
b4 we know where to put you

follypimpi:

U still dont understand the rule of how MEN work do ya,Come to Saurofollpimpz calls is £200 per class.

jay bee:
Sad init?
It's a man's world (RIP James Brown)

ah, awon London boiz are comin to rep
hehehe.  .  .yeah ure right
its a mans world

eldee:
You asked Sauron before me . . . but I asked Ella first
It's not my fault, I couldn't allow sumn that good pass by like that.

@kaytues
Come on we know Nigerian chics lose value easily but it's not that bad.
But saying they depreciate at the rate of 32.5% per anum is unfair

as my guy, ill allow u ellas sis

but as for the rate of depreciation of 9ja gurls
ill disagree cos if you use my straight line method of depreciation, ull arrive at a rate of 12.7% per annum

so in essence, a married womans worth ends around 8 years of marriage
my maths can be wrong tho

Ebonyeyes:
The same guys saying some girls are cheap are the same one who ridicule girls who hold out, Dang Girls are damned if they do and damned if they dont

hmm, hold out and be called cheap will be berra than not holding out and be tagged such
can u de-code?

Krayola2:
People were obviously still buying GM cars. . . They owed too much money, and weren't selling enough to keep up their business.

United has been successful on pitch. If u go through a drought like Arsenal u'll be auctioned off on ebay.

hahaha
If Pool has not be auctioned off on ebay, then you think a bigger club like UTD will be auctioned
how sweet

stillwater:
London chics are too easy so they don't count.

somebody pls help

tubabie:
No thanks, I refuse the offer  The last time I gave Eldee a chance he was wheezy cant guarantee you will be different

You can say it again, I dont know what to make of it: Eldee giving Sauron fake props Lol!

ah, at least u can read and write
his name is eldee, im tkb
2 diff peeps, in fact i dont know eldee from nowia

eldee:
Come on . . . you know I asked first.[/b]Besides Ella told me how much she wanted her friend to be with me
Hmmn . . . be careful what you wish for.
It's a difficult problem to handle, especially when friends part ways just because of you.

are u kidding me? im connected to saurons BB 24-7, so hw would you have asked him b4 me?
thats not true eldee

Ujujoan:
Eldee werrin be ya own sef? Are you syking this guy or what?

The guy's living in a dream land and Eldee's helping him. To woo woman no gree am so he prefers to think its the oda way round.  

[b]@ Sauron

Okay! Let me see if I can get any wooee to give me the $500  

haha, Folly, can you make it 500GBP instead

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4481880#msg4481880 date=1252076236]Do i look like those innit girls u date [/quote]Tope, this is not the best time to spray folly, dude is on a mission so free him nau

tubabie:
All of ya hide behind your keyboards to make mouth.
Your pants are all on fire from your lies.
Bunch of 3rd degree "WOOERS"

Can I get a witness in the house, Follypimpin where are you at?

i didnt say i dont woo women o, in fact, i wanna woo you
the last time i checked, eldee is wooing you so we aint like sauron.  .  .sauron is a diff specie

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4481892#msg4481892 date=1252076298]It will be a straight battle between you and TKB. . . . .
May the best geezer win.

I am not a criminal o. . . . .[/quote]race over dude.  .  .  . j-hova is in charge already

eldee:
Nah . . . it's not that one
This one's an omo to bad, I think she's half Portuguese and half black.

when did sauron start hoarding info for me
we'll talk at the tabernace later in d day

eldee:
Hehe . . . the only crime Sauron is guilty of is serial monogamy.
[b]And that's not his fault, he's only a victim of excessive attention from women :[/b]D

hehe, dude needs deliverance from the clutches of women
chei!!! what a nice affliction to befall someone

eldee:
Nothing . . . your conquests speak for you.
[b]How's the mixed race chic by the way?? Does she have a goodlooking sister or maybe a friend??[/b]Hook a brother up
You don't live in London so you won't understand.
When you start getting offers from all over the Isles it's hard to settle for NL chics.

hehehehe
if its who im thinkin about, then no show for u?
i got there b4 hombre

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4481772#msg4481772 date=1252075344]Shut up!!
dont lemme tell everyone how u woo me oooo

True but u cant afford some of us [/quote]
pls Folly clarify with immediate effect

tubabie:
He didnt, it was just his fingers slipping . . . . . . .

hehe

abeg, dont quote me anywia

eldee:
I don't know how he does it, he has his ways.
Sauron is a smooth criminal

hehehe
is he? maybe not.  .   . nice use of ur oxymoron tho

i think hes a criminal nothing smooth in it

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4481641#msg4481641 date=1252074280]Lmao . . .yea rite

All the guys claiming they dont woo are the ones that woos the most, yeye guys [/quote]chei!!!

follypimpi:

NO you didnt

Folly, i didnt say all NL gurls
i said most of them

Krayola2:
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They declared bankruptcy in June. The 6th largest corporation in the USA is bankrupt for fukcs sake. that u pull in the most money doesn't mean u are the most financially healthy. . . You're just gettin by. It's all an illusion

u can rake in revenue and still be illiquid, far from UTDs case
UTD is very liquid. . . .b4 UTD goes bankrupt, then Real, Pool, and some other clubs would have clocked 10 years in ADMIN

spikedcylinder:
Its a lie jor! I have pictorial evidence to support Sauron racing after women like they were out of fashion.

he said hes retired from wooing women, now the women do the wooing

eldee:
Since when did Sauron start wooing women??
They've been going after him since God knows when.

Introduce your girlfriend to him at your own peril. . . you shoulda seen him at my friend's wedding, the bridesmaid couldn't get her eyes off him

i agree with you 100%
the last time i did that, the gurl nearly asked for a transfer  

Ujujoan:
Naija women ke? Ha, dont you know am one? Neway all I can say is that I know NL guys, they too dey make mouth!!

just like most NL gurls. . . .
den no get class

mukina2:
Librans FC was attacked by weapons of enemies of progress. . The coaching staff and players had to be evacuated to the Army headquarters .The team is back in training and the players and all coaching staff had recovered from the shock.

Chun Li, GatewayFC,Sooting Stars

oh thank God they didnt kill you

shey ure fine, kpele my dear

now its bizniz as frm next week, u berra arrange for some prayer champions to start praying cos i dont see hw u wanna survive with broken heads and jaws. . . .
if u need the services of GatewayFCs manager, kindly beep my pager

eyonigger
who on planet earth is tht amaka babe?

Sauron and women

na wa

so Sauron you dont woo women again?

when did that start? things change quickly sha

@tkb
Ahhh . . . so you don't think I'm 'tushed'??

Page me as soon as you get to the terbanacle

if eldee isnt "tushed" then nobody is

hahahaha
ill page you

Crizzle and Emp
ive apologised nau u guys

u guys shld understand why i nearly ran mad tht day.
Ive learnt hw to trust SAF

RuuDie:
True. . . . but as long as na african boy; one can never be so sure!

Anyways, it was a big relief that win against Arsenal - pls SAF should just stick to the 4-4-2 thing and only change when things are not going well, that team that he sent out was complete shambles. . . . Thank God we eventually won it, we really didn't deserve to.

thts the hallmark of great teams!!

They grind out victories when things arent working for them
That victory will bail us out sometimes this season. . . .

we'll soon be playing well
have you forgotten?

we are Manchester United!!
The Red Devils

RuuDie:
correction. . . dude looks so young; don't mean he is young!

sometimes u can tell from looks
this boi is young. . .

dude is so so young

There was luck on their part but part of that "luck" is that they have been champions for so long and have earned the "respect" of referees and hence tend to get away with most things.
I am sure Arsenal get away with more things when playing small clubs as well.

Unfair but reality is a bitch.

I am still proud of our performance and hope they go on to better things.

This came from one of you guys

HNIC and co shld learn from him
Viera, nice one!

There was luck on their part but part of that "luck" is that they have been champions for so long and have earned the "respect" of referees and hence tend to get away with most things.
I am sure Arsenal get away with more things when playing small clubs as well.

Unfair but reality is a bitch.

I am still proud of our performance and hope they go on to better things.

Viera one of the gayyners posted this in one of the threads
tht guys surely knows his footie

Viera, nice one

im gonna post this on the gaynners thread also

iice:
[color=#9900ff]What she's wearing? Who da hell does she think she is? She as she dey feel, she no fine sef!
OMG!!! Where did you get those shoes? Oh, he's cute. Hmmm can you imagine this guy? Blah blah blah


You will never see me in a group of girls. I've been dubbed an official member of the male species [/color]

how did you now know what they talk about if you dont roll with gurls?

story
you will wait forever if you think UTD will be banned

haha