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hey mancs whats hapn?
i hope our players stay outta injuries this weekend

i need my Rooney firing against Spurs

@Topic
what have you bought for him in the past?

if the guy is stingy and u dont want a stingy guy, try changin him change by buying him lil stuffs, if that wont work and u feel let down. . . .take a walk

thank you my God, my provider, my shield, my fortress, my hope for tmr, my rock of gilbratar

i give you all glory

Did I stand a chance?? Nah . . . given your absurd taste in men, I can clearly be grateful I never did
Dayo, Chamo . . . who's next?? J-UNIT??

***ahem***
eldee

i knw tubabie. . .only the "tushed" can go near ( its a fact)
dnt take her seemingly friendly disposition to green light.
dnt lead ur self astray and quit hounding her abi women don finish for ur area code

besides, ur target threw a friendly fire but you returned with some grenades
This ur styley with these softwares have got me thinking all night

come to the terbanacle for more info

im dead serious

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=318756.msg4477235#msg4477235 date=1252000616]Na lie. . . .
I will punch anyone who says Osundo was more than 17 in Canada 87.[/quote]Osondu a teenager when he played for Nigeria?
ure high!!

most of dem were in thier 30s when they played as U17
shame on dem

ibkaye:
lol spare me

mo ti gbo

ibkaye:
Urgh, why did you have to bring that up? I've been dreading the thought ever since the day I broke the weighing scale

Blame it on the pou-pou-pounded yam

u blame ur weight and size on pounded yam
is ur unbilical cord tied to pounded yam?

who says u must eat pounded yam evrytime? oro e nfe adura

ibkaye:
what a question
it's been about 10 years since i got married so yes
anything else?

ure married for 10 years and that made you go boom boom pow

i hope u dont wanna lose tht man to some slim 18 in nasarawa street in Kano ( is tht not where your house is)

ibkaye:
That's what they all say though

see me see wahala o
what i want is what im confessing
by the way, are u fat

this thread shld win award
i don laff tire

na real owo ati oko chei!!

@Poster
were ni baby yen abeg

amen!

my wife shld better not go fat after marriage cos that will be calling for war

i guess, i have a part to play in making her stay for and trimmed. If she goes fat, then ive failed as a husband
it wont happen tho

Brasil Vs Argentina

Nigeria Vs Ghana

Barca vs Real

UTD vs Arsenal

AC vs Inter

Iraq vs Israel

e be like say FIFA don ban Chelsea from buying players for 2 years

how they will manage with OAPS for 2 years will be a wonder on earth
fingers crossed

this is the best time to start giving dem injuries

on CNN right now
good for them
hehehe

funkybaby:
hello tkb.
Yeah, long time.

I do log-in here just that i have not really been active in posting as i used to.

I got the private message from the mod. I will send you a mail now.

ok funky
i replied your email already
thanks

which kind UK uni be that?

why should they ask to see scanned copy of personal bank statement before issuing visa letter?

since when did that become a requirement to obtain Tertiary education

hi funkybaby
long time. Actually tot u took a walk from NL, didnt know ure still repping

anyway, pls, how do i reach you on email or how do i pass a mssg to you?
ill probably tell a mod to send my email to you

got some questions for you

thanks

i dont think they give bank balances to embassy

what the embassy does is to send a copy of the statement to the audit and clearance dept to verify is the claims are fine. what the bank will do is to say OK or NOT OK
nobody discloses bank balances

thts what i know sha

he should be back at the training ground this month end.
i expect him to start playing by next month

this last treatment is supposed to be a final corrective measure hence the long layoff.

I expect him to be stable for a few years at least. If he can play for 3 years, then good for us

Hargo, Rio, VDS will boost the squad

thank God for Hargo

i thought Olofinjana has been outstanding so far.
Hes been doing excellent with Boateng in the mid for Hull

Hollandis, i dunno what ure talking about o

lets leave these gaynners alone

whts happening in our camp?

i thank you Lord for all ure doing my life
i cant thank you enough

tubabie:
LWKMD. The Judge is right, you are still under the influence of Fake Demerol. Slow down ok?

ure smoking sawdust

are u insinuating im insane or i dont know what im saying?

IFELEKE:
citizen tbk,
You 've not been officially endorsed as the court jester so limit it!

i want to sue you or dont you get it
i want you sacked!!

Pataki:
YOUR HONOR, I hereby tend the above, as a slander and allegation which a member of your cabinet has thrown at such an eminent and important personality as myself.

I kindly request she tables forth her evidence as to how I desire to forment public unrest. If she is unable to, and unwilling to proffer an apology, I would be tendering a court case against her for libel and slander against my person.

i hope they'll be able to handle the heat cos im filing a two pronged case in this court
one: im filing against the numerous attacks on my personality last nite
two: im suing the Hon Judge for bringing the name of this court into disrepute

Its a public knowledge that this court was up in flames for close to 48hrs before sanity prevailed. Thanks to eminent personalities like Pataki and busybody who came to douse the tension.

I think ill sue the whole republic sef for appointing shady characters to preside over this court

Pataki:
Yes tkb417. That is why we the honorable personalities still left on this forum must strive to maintain the dignity and sanctity of this forum. By upholding our disgraceful constitution, which has never been used for once in this court room.

What say you all?

i concur
we need to run to the rock city as fast as our legs can carry us to report to OBJ Osewa.
This court surely needs a facelift
structure wise and oh yeah, the personnels; from the lower rung of the ladder to the upper echelon (shld be flushed out)

we really need help

tubabie:
Citizen Tkb, you are always excited to note ills about this court and its officials, hope all is well?

sorry i didnt introduce myself
i work for transparency international where we take delight in exposing shady public officials
this court has got plenty of such peeps

u guys berra resign or face the humiliating experience of getting kicked out

Pataki
u see why i want this court shut down
even the Hon Judge is "doing arrangee"
wtf?

this court is soddom and Gommorrah

Has he been promising you some goodies? There is no promotion for you in this court. What are you and his honor discussing in the secret chambers?

hmmm, exhibit 1

Take it easy citizen. . .remember, only few can view this court from your viewpoint and of that few, i am one. . .
btw,plat offered you a juicy post,what say you?

hmm
i dont want o

una dey answer dem?

eternal losers!!!

Eastbay
dont mind dem Gaynners
HNIC was here a day b4 the game saying he'll see how we are going to survive on saturday with our Obertans

if he wants the post, ill take it out sharpish
the man made so much noise about the game not it hurts to eat those words

abeg free dem
twats!