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whitelexi:
Pragmatic but only applies when u dont want anything to do with her again

yeah, when im hurting, i wouldnt wanna see her at all

Delete her numba, throw away or burn anything that will bring back her memories, dont pick her calls, stop talking to her friends, start flirting, pray to forget her and pray for her to forget you too. . .

this works

to all the gurus in the house
pls, is it possible to use yahoo messenger (YIM) on a BlackBerry? (Javelin)

i'm on MTN network.

thanks

Deep Soul:
And I have the same problem!

i guess it could be a network thingy

i have a friend who uses Iphone but can use her YIM on the fone.
I think her network is GLO.

so are we saying MTN is responsible for not been able to use YIM on our BB?
who has got answers for us abeg?

Hi guys

ive already downloaded the YIM chat tool on my BlackBerry but i cant seem to be able to use it.

I use MTN. Is it a network thing or its a config thing?

pls help out if uve got stuffs on this

thanks a bunchie

i was wondering why we didnt bribe the REF after they equalized?
or better still, disallow the goal, when FIFA bans him, we'll just give him a million dollars

now, we are crying. Yaradua and NFF dey crase sef

Ebonyeyes:
Nope at the moment they should all be shoving the shit they bring out back into their asses

kpele

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Lol whatever.
Yes i'm happy with my brothers, male cousins and friends

For the others. . .i feel smothered sometimes

I think men are awesome! [/color]

oh thank u loads!

Olabukola
u no serious
i dont want dem dud news her abeg

“You all want entertaining football but, from where I work and what I know, sometimes you have to be very professional to win the game.

“We tried to satisfy the fans, but it’s our fault that we didn’t take the full points,”

abeg, whats the meaning of this?

we went to school mr sparrow!!!

the fans wanted entertaining footie so they played entertaining footie and hence the loss
hes a slowpoke for saying that.

what exactly did the fans want
entertaining footie or WC ticket?

Abeg we go school and we understand simple english

HNIC:
OHO!
Your guys do same also.
News on Nasri's broken leg was on the Arsenal thread, a few seconds after Abou Diabolical struck!

ok lets sign a peace pact
dont post rubbish here and we wont do same on ur thread

deal or no deal

Ebonyeyes:
Okay

abi, ok or say something

HNIC
are you by any chance insinuating we dont have internet or we wouldnt have seen this?

ol boi, easy on ur press release job na

im feeling you too
or wtf do u wanna say?

na wa o for Jaybee and Madlady

@Topic
you walk up to the gurl, and the convo goes like this

Toaster: hey my choco milo, whts ur name?
toastee: hi, durrella, dont call me choco milo, my name is Diana

Toaster: how do you do Diana? my grandmas names used to be Diana before her journey to Oklahoma
Toastee: hey i see, your grandma lives in Oklahoma

Toaster: hell, no, Oklahoma = paradise. My grandma is dead. By the way, can i buy you a plate of Isi-ewu?
Toastee: no way, i dont do Isi-ewu, how about some chinese at Eko Hotel & Suites

Toaster: ahn ahn, the levels be say, i no dey eat chinese but im sure they sell some pakistani food at Bugger 4 real at orile
           
after so  much hassles, the babe agrees to the Burger 4 real treat; the following convo ensued (Poster, check the lyrics here)

Toaster: how are you enjoying the burger? ive been looking for the space to pour my heart to you in abundance
              Like i told you earlier, you look like my grandma and ive promised myself that whoever comes close to looking like my grandma is who i'll marry .
Toastee: really?
Toaster: yes o, in fact, the moment i set my eyes on you, my mental faculty began some radiation that even physics will not be able to explain. You're the only one that can bring an end to the fiasco in my heart right now, please tell me you love me

@Poster
if you go through this route, im sure u'll take all the gurls in this country (Nairaland inclusive o)

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                            If this prescription causes any bodily harm or some mental duress after the application, abeg, no call my name o

tkb,
Take it easy. . .silence is golden at times.

ok sir!

So Yobo mentioning the fans is now a crime? Jeez. Na wa for una o. He was only stating why they played to the gallery. They wanted to show off for Nigerians, and then he immediately admitted that they were wrong to have done that.
Is it now a bad thing to give the reason why they did what they did? Come on!

thts a criminal statement that could have landed him in jail if it was an undemocratic or an authoritarian govt!!

They lost shamefully and how on earth did the fans contribute to the show of shame
That was a statement from a mentally deranged person!

Crizzle and others confirmed they also heard a re-run of the gist on Brilla.

i listened, i heard and it wasnt no fabrication . . . .

I was listening to a radio this morning and a call was put through to him and he said Nigerians had too much expectation from them plus we wanted entertaining football so they were trying to please us that is why they lost.

I felt like stuffing a banana into his mouth. Its the fault of the Fan that travelled from Kaduna, Delta, Lagos to watch you foolish Defender lose the lead created by Osaze and Enemero? Fans who were tear-gassed, some of who were fasting and got home almost at midnight abi.

Please don't ask me for a link, it was on Brilla FM this morning.

i think hes ill. . .
he needs a med to attend to him fast

olosi