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aww
thts so humble of him

thank you Lord for everything ure doing in ma life
i give u all the glory

youngies:
tkb417

Please confirm again that you have not been turned into a donkey!
@Ogaga
Please stay to the prescription, it helps!

hehehe
donkey ko, camel ni

dude cant do jack. . . .
hes a fraud

who is 63?
divide that by 3

are u people alright?

spikedcylinder:
Lol. Pataki is at least 52. Folly clocked 49 last May.

is Chamo not 36?

spikedcylinder:
Chamo, what are you doing here?

chamo na woman wrapper
let him do wht he knows hw to do best

what are u looking for sef? ur mates don waka
oya, dey go

Pataki:
Hun,

My word is your world. Endless rivers, cannot take away the fact that, I ain't loosing you to all these hunters/wooers.

ive not laffed like this in a while

oh my
this Ujus thread na wa
na wa

Ebonyeyes:
is this what happens when a new girl joins?

for where
ure just a lucky gurl

some will come and will get nobodys attention for 2 years
ure very lucky

Ebonyeyes:
Hi hun will try

coolio

follypimpi:

Yes darling Ignore Pataki his my Twin brother he likes to mess like that.

thts true

Ask folly ist

ure the bomb!!!!

[quote author=d_gun link=topic=259856.msg4483201#msg4483201 date=1252086548]@dyabman, No mind dos mugu people, na who be (y_me), na der forming dey kill dem,, becos shit go catch dem 4 road 1day and na pant dem go shit am, mumu dem , if u reach der house na, water dem go fetch wash yashhhhhhhhhhhhh, dyabman u na d correct nija man, anybody wei form 4 dis site na mumu, dem no no anything.[/quote]hehehe
were ni bobo yi sha

Pataki:
Will type to your response later, am on the fone with EbonyEyes. It is getting kinky and skanky.

hehehehehe

ebonyeyes
check your profile, i sent you a mail
try and respond accordingly

Pataki:
I don charter EasyJet. Make hin go by train.

ole

Pataki:
For real? I was still in Bristol some days ago. Is she wooable?

yes very wooable
she just sent me a pic
gorgeous!!

Pataki:
Who is EbonyEyes? Is she in London?

and what is shes in London?

ure late, Folly is on the train

eldee:
Haba . . . the transfer window's almost closing and Smurf's agent isn't showing up here

this transfer is gonna be berbatovish
last day transfer, so be patient

chic2pimp:
U are broke ke. So that car wey dey your profile na borrow pose abi.

na borrow pose o

and im ready for mine too, just that the bride might be absent
we can use her pic sha

yeah, we'll kick dem fcking arses

eldee:
Taste in Music . . . check

Two more and I might just fall in love with you

hmm, ole ni bobo yi sha

Ujujoan:
Why you dey spoil runs for me nau? Sauron said he's pocket's not deep enof!

ah, i cant help you o
i cant sell my inheritance to take care of you o

eldee:
Nah . . . I can't sell you short
I don't want you coming back in two weeks telling me you want her back

At least with that £500 you can buy Ujujoan for £10

so tht i can sell my fathers house to buy her pancake shey?
Sauron will handle Uju
he has dough
im broke

That's a perfect deal . . . but my agent says Smurf=Tubabie + £500

So how do you want your money?? Cash?? Shares?? Premium bonds??

tubabie=smurf

tubabie:
hmmm TKB and Eldee, Time out.
Take your fantasies to your tabernacles.

time out?

i dont understand, we are just wooing

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4482669#msg4482669 date=1252081883]There are different types of broke abeg
when a rich man is broke that means he has to cut back few millions on his expense.

but the negros hia are dead broke [/quote]back to sender
Sauron, david, Pataki,Folly, eldee, debosky, loyika, jaybee, sagamite and so many others are not broke

go check urself

@Sauron
Pataki is Yoruba from Ogun state

Uju will do any man with dough

Tubabie
which one is exclusive equations?

my maths teacher didnt teach me that o

eldee:
This is going to be hard . . .
Repeat slowly after me . . . 'Eldee does not do Nazi-linked chics'

hmm
lets do this
since tubabie wants you and i want tubabie
can i give you smurf and u tell tubabie to look my way

Ujujoan:
Chei!! see distribution of wooees and wooers!!  

Sauron or eldee, who can handle Uju amongst you guys?

@Tope
is it bad to be broke?
the last time i heard, the state of Cali is owing
Manchester UTD is broke, Arsenal is broke too

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4482582#msg4482582 date=1252081237]thats berra [/quote]tkb=smurf+tubabie

smurf is the iyale while tubabie comes as the iyawo
will call smurf to tell her of the latest development

tubabie:
Nah thanks lol.
Anything with Folly will be incest, my new Bruv.
Eldee . . . . .  .

eldee is married
thts the prob with 9ja gurls, they wont look at the wooers,
see tubabie shining teeth for eldee

eldee:
That's one down.

Aight . . .Tkb will you manage this one??

i dont have enerygy for this, i dont do mega city gurls
i prefer the Ediburgs, B'hams, Manchester gurls

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4482563#msg4482563 date=1252081113]Manage who? see dis yeye boy. TBK cant even handle me boy
TKB is with my baby sis anyhoo [/quote]hehehehe
i don die
ojigbijigbi.   .   .   .
i reserve my comments

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4482531#msg4482531 date=1252080905]You are not passing anything.
It's either you choose Folly or you settle for Eldee.

I would be surprised if tkb is not on top of that list.
He has a different testosterone in his body.

I have retired. . . . . .Folly is with Ebonyeyes.[/quote]***ahem****
Folly=ebonyeyes
eldee=ellas sis
tkb=tubabie

abi u no sabi maths

tubabie:
Sorry I aint interested, got too much on my plate right now, i'll pass.

u must be interested by force!!

sauron
im one of the wooers

Ujujoan:
Yea but I dont see the 'treasure' anywhere!!    

dont be in haste, haba

@folly
I think you and Ebonyeyes will look good together

gbam!!!!!!!!!!!
Bristol=B'ham

whos killing the thread?

[quote author=d_gun link=topic=259856.msg4482400#msg4482400 date=1252079914]if your babe tell u say she dey travel on a friday,, and that Friday reach,, her phone no come dey go and na 2line she dey use,, MTN and ZAIN, , anyway the line no connect till saturday evening,, after i don worry my self finish,, d babe come send u text,, to say she go xplain wetin make her line been no dey go,, u as d worried boyfriend after u see d text,.now called and d babe xplanation na say ,, her X boyfriend been dey try reach her,, so she been off her phone so him no go fit reach her, NOW, that's funny,, bcuz plenty things dey to tell d x boyfriend abi, she 4 tell me say she and d guy man wan flex that weekend,, than to tell me say she off phone, and bye the way she didnt travel the travel that friday again, u tell me, she dey LIE abi,[/quote]are u sick?
translate to english

this kain pidgin is unreadble

we are wooing ouselves
isnt tht wht u wanted