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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 9:32am On Jul 08, 2009
Taken on the chin!

I was busy watching the MJ memorial whilst debating, so I cant vouch for the quality of my research last nite!
yet again. hes blaming it on MJs memorial

stop claiming u have first hand info when all you actually do is cull from goal.com grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by tkb417(m): 8:08am On Jul 08, 2009
Goodmorning Jesus Goodmorning Lord
i know u come from Heavens above
the Holy Spirit is on the throne
Good morning Jesus , Good morning Lord


God na helele
Jesus na waya o 2ce

Nobody be like am, nobody dey like am
enwo wanne, Jesus na helele
(hope i got the spellings)

For the Igbos in the house, pls pardon me o
i want to type one of ma favourite songs here but i aint sure of the spellings/lyrics grin

oba ye mutachi, chukwu muke nmure
oba ye mutachi, oye mekenu

almighty God, their is nobody like you
obeta obiye dike, oba ye mutachi
grin grin


Everytime i see another breaking of the day
i say thank you Lord, thank you Lord


Thank you Jesus for another day.
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by tkb417(m): 7:50pm On Jul 07, 2009
oh lawd!!
so we have a thread like this shocked shocked

who is like unto thee oh lord2ce
among the gods, who is like thee
glorious in holiness and fearful in praises

always doing wonders , halleluyah!!


Jesus ure my firm foundation
i know i can stand secured
Jesus ure my firm foundation

i put my hope in ur holy words 2ce


Thank you Lord for the gift of life, my job, my health, my family and the hope i have for tmr
thank u for Nigeria, thank you for the church of God and i thank you cos i'll make heaven by fire by force

Thank u Lord!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 6:29pm On Jul 07, 2009
Ibime is a lobotomised ape.
I am yet to see anyone spew unadulterated balderdash like he does week in week out.
Laurent Blanc is now the messiah and better than Fergie who once managed him? Christ!!!
its way more than a mentor and mentee thingy
he said Blanc is better cos he won the league in France shocked shocked shocked and because he was a world class player and cos he turned Bellion into a world class player grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Thats a comic relief
Romance › Re: Official Romance. by tkb417(m): 5:59pm On Jul 07, 2009
Shallow minds the fact one works in a bank doesn't mean he doesn't have time.When i was doing it in intercont ozumba mbadiwe it was by the road so there were hardly customers.Also bunk tellers have more spare time than customer care due to the emergent of atm.
is this how you speak english at Intercontinental?
u don kolo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 5:00pm On Jul 07, 2009
hehehehe. . . . . Im just pulling you Mancs legs. . .but still, what is some chump talking about the 1999 final against Bayern. . . . even SAF would proclaim that God was a Red Devil on that day. . . . someone should explain how the same SAF was tactically disgraced against Dortmund and Monaco in 1997 and 1998 respectively. . . . but I honestly feel SAF has nothing to teach Orangutan that he cant learn from Blanc. . . . jeez, Blanc even turned David Bellion into a star at Bordeaux
any coach can be disgraced on the field
it depends on the opposition

were you alive when Barca was decimated 4-0 in 1994 by Milan?
would you say the coach was tactically inept?

carry your jokes to the appropriate section grin grin

na me you dey call names?
we go jam for Area grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 4:40pm On Jul 07, 2009
SAF should leave intelligent footie to who? CQ? [b]How far has he taken Portugal in the qualifiers?
i think Ibime needs some e-flogging

CQ better than SAF tactically?
why is he not showing his tactics with Portugal?

If the dead hear this, they will jump up and give Ibime a very hot chase
rubbbbishhhhhhh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 4:33pm On Jul 07, 2009
Look at this ode. . . . Blanc is the smartest motherphocker in football. . . .  a man who started as an attacking midfielder, dropped back to DM, then to CB and remained World Class in every position. . . .now he's proving it on the coaching level by usurping Lyon in the French league. . . . no be yam. . .  SAF should leave intelligent footie to the likes of Queiroz. . . . see the way Guardiola undressed him tactically in the final. . . perhaps he should have called Queiroz to teach him how he masterminded last years victory over Barca. . .  or better yet Guus Hiddink. . . . SAF is the best man-manager in world football, but tactically, he needs to step up his game!
first off
it seems when the sun is up, u usually dont make sense so ill let it pass

Give it to CQ for the victories over Barca and Chelsea (according to ur stupid analysis)

who was the mastermind behind his victories against Bayern in 1999?
what about his victories in Aberdeen? CQ?
u need Jesus

so if Pep won a UCL final, by ur standard, hes more tactically superior? u need some IQ test!!!
would you have said that when Mourinho was beating SAF blue black when he was in Chelsea? YES!!

how come SAF nearly killed him against Inter this season?
i guess SAF has suddenly found a way of beating Mourinho or at best, hes now better than Maureen tactically
alcohol can be dangerous atimes so reduce ur intakes.

L. Blanc is better tactically cos he won the league with Bordeux?
what would you say if he won the UCL?

So PEP is better than Hiddink?
orisirisi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 4:19pm On Jul 07, 2009
Sharrap dia. . . . Finidi was bow-legged. . .

Orangutan is more like Salomon Kalou and Jesper Gronkjaer. . .

What can SAF or Mike Phelan teach Orangutan that Laurent Blanc hasn't already. . . . Laurent Blanc has a higher football IQ than those two put together
see ur head like calabash
Laurent what?

why not Samson Siasia grin
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is There A Special Forum For Muslims? by tkb417(m): 3:55pm On Jul 07, 2009
you dont do sharia and fattuahs do you?
i dont understand ur lingo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 3:45pm On Jul 07, 2009
How much do you want me to go?
Lets do $5,000 grin

Akin Alabi will hold the cash cheesy

If you agree, then ill start praying for SAF to buy Hunter.
$5,000 at the end of 12 months isnt bad. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 2:51pm On Jul 07, 2009
If we get Huntelaar, United will win the EPL and the UCL.
I am ready to bet $100 with anyone.
just $100?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 2:08pm On Jul 07, 2009
The Toulon tournament MVP must be worth taking a gamble on.
i agree with u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 1:59pm On Jul 07, 2009
I predict that the orangutan will be a flop at Man Utd. Despite having some skills, his legs are too long and his physiology will never allow him to get his final delivery right, no matter how hard he tries, eg Kalou, Babel and all the other long legged k-leg motherphockers who have no final delivery.
are u saying Babel isnt a good player?
so the Obertan player isnt gud?

hmm, CR7 wasnt tht good when he came to UTD but SAF polished him
SAF must have seen somethin in him

and whts with the buying of rats nowadays?
i think SAF and wengay are sexual partners cos i dont knw why hes suddenly getting some unknown lil kids
the man shld behave abeg
Romance › Re: Official Romance. by tkb417(m): 1:32pm On Jul 07, 2009
There new slogan is ''go further'' is like u are a doubting thomas.
u work in a bank and u have time to post all these?
u use ur fone while ure counting money?

u will soon be in gbese if u truly work in a bank
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 1:19pm On Jul 07, 2009
And so the rumour mills continue to grind,
let him to to stuttgart abeg
someone who cannot tie down a shirt when Ruud was injured?
we dont have to buy if we cant get the good one

Macheda will just be fine if we cant buy anybody
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is There A Special Forum For Muslims? by tkb417(m): 11:55am On Jul 07, 2009
why the fck do we have to move a thread cos it has somethin to do with Islam?

what about the numerous threads about xtians and Pastors

dont we live with it?

Poo is the middle name of whoever moved this thread
yes!! thts ur middle name
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is There A Special Forum For Muslims? by tkb417(m): 11:49am On Jul 07, 2009
what shocked shocked shocked shocked
placing ur manhood between a 6 year old gurlie

wtf?
is that in a Quran?
ill kill any Iman that says that in me presence shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is There A Special Forum For Muslims? by tkb417(m): 10:20am On Jul 07, 2009
whats thighing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by tkb417(m): 8:31am On Jul 07, 2009
Sun newspaper?

its a lie joh
Nairaland General › Re: What Exactly Is Happening On This Forum?! by tkb417(m): 8:09pm On Jul 06, 2009
I bind you demon!
idiot who be the demon?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did Pastor Adeboye Responded 2 The Purpoted Sms Message & Not The Jet Issue? by tkb417(m): 8:03pm On Jul 06, 2009
DEMON no weapon fashioned against me shall PROSPER!
Jehovah god shall hang the demons by the gallows prepared for me like he did for modechiah against haman! Go back to HELL DEMON and stop tempting our daddy g.o to steal!!
chei!!!
see Lucifer the 2nd quoting bible grin grin grin
bastard grin
Nairaland General › Re: What Exactly Is Happening On This Forum?! by tkb417(m): 7:54pm On Jul 06, 2009
I wonder how you guys get banned and unbanned in 24 hours since 2006 i've been banned like 20 times and not once have i been reactivated. . . Somebody in the muslumi section must hate me soo bad
just 20 times?
u shld have been banned like 1 billion times grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did Pastor Adeboye Responded 2 The Purpoted Sms Message & Not The Jet Issue? by tkb417(m): 7:34pm On Jul 06, 2009
@tkb147
EFCC can't touch him, have you forgotten your pastor and OBJ are close pals?
"Be ye not equally yoked with unbelievers,What has light got to do with darkness" -is that not what the bible said?.
But your pastor yoked himself, infact almost married the man so he can share the loot. . . .
Your pastor is a goat and you the DEMON tempting and misleading him are a BIGGER GOAT!
fck u tudor
do u knw what that means?

it means go and hang wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did Pastor Adeboye Responded 2 The Purpoted Sms Message & Not The Jet Issue? by tkb417(m): 7:16pm On Jul 06, 2009
It's not ma business who he was replying. . . . . .I quoted tkb cos he is the only smart voice on the thread.
Y'all irritants just crowd on a thread and heap insults on men old enough to father y'all.
What is your business with his jet? Are his church members complaining?
Has anyone taken him to court for embezzlement? Why do you take Nyquill for another woman's menstrual cramps??
leave tht boi, hes a goat

@tkb147
What is the meaning of the above rubbish you've written?
True RCCG members have spoken and it's obvious you're a demon in their midst misleading the pastor to squander church funds. . . . The bible tells them to RESIST the devil and he shall flee. . .obviously they're resisting your demonic influence by asking questions. . .you're becoming apprehensive- ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU FLEE!
oooh ok
send ur peition to EFCC slowpoke
and let the law deal with him

tell ur friends to apend thier signatures on the petition.
Ok?

Oya now leave me b4  i invoke some heavenly curses on u grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did Pastor Adeboye Responded 2 The Purpoted Sms Message & Not The Jet Issue? by tkb417(m): 7:02pm On Jul 06, 2009
You must be a retard!
Are you president of RCCG members association?
What gives you the right to denounce others as members?
Your brain must be wearing off. . .serious members are asking your pastor for explanation and you're hating. It shows the level of your gullibility,you've been so brainwashed that you can't even think for yourself. Tell me is adeJALE god?
Can't fellow christians question him?
let me borrow Jackals line

in the posse of the mentally challenged, u'll be a General
i dont have to be the King of the members association b4 i tell of what obtains in my church
Ure not a member and u want me to believe what ur demonic friends tell you?

You must have been biten by the rattlesnake while growing up cos the life saving mechanism deployed afte the incident really affected ur brains
U need a lobotomy fasttt to be able to have a decent convo with guys like me
seek help b4 u get locked up in Yaba
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did Pastor Adeboye Responded 2 The Purpoted Sms Message & Not The Jet Issue? by tkb417(m): 6:45pm On Jul 06, 2009
Are you an slowpoke?
no. how can i?

[b]Are you the only tithe paying member?[[b]if you no dey carry your tithe dash cele girls][/[/b]b]
ure not a member and ure talking about alcoholic friends who go to RCCG sparingly!! are u sick? how can i dash my tithe to cele gurls? you pay ur tithe in the church abi u cant think again?

Other members are complaining, wetin concern you? Them dey complain for your head?
Those retards arent real members. They are offsprings of the serpent planted by ur commander in chief of the demonic world to come and cause disaffection in the body of christ

Go away with ur megedefegede, u cant make sense to save ur life
Christianity Etc › Re: Whats So Bad About Celestial Church Of Christ by tkb417(m): 6:40pm On Jul 06, 2009
The services are too damn loooong!Ki lo de!

But their songs are unbeatable.Absolutely legendary.
yeah i agree, cele choir are usually off the hook
u need to see how those gurls shake their things while dancing

cant go to cele or na hell fire cos i wont concentrate grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did Pastor Adeboye Responded 2 The Purpoted Sms Message & Not The Jet Issue? by tkb417(m): 6:35pm On Jul 06, 2009
tkb147
Shut up there!
How'd you know they don't pay tithes? Do you have records of tithe payers in RCCG?
ITS THEIR MONEY HE USED TO PURCHASE THE JET AND HE OWES THEM AN EXPLANATION!

Last time i checked your name isn't RCCG or Adeboye so their questions aren't directed at you. . . .why don't you stick to admiring the voluptous curves of celestial babes that you so love doing and leave issues that are clearly beyond you.
Tudor are you a fool? answer me now now grin
im a member of RCCG and we are not complaining. U cant know more than me.
tell ur slowpoke friends to ask for refund grin grin

Leave me and my Celestial fantasies. werrin concern u?

I just can't understand how people derive pleasure in BASHING pastors on this forum.
It's becoming a terrible habit. . . . . .Adeboye this, Adeboye that as if he took their money.
If you are angry with the man's success, u can start a church as well.
u dey mind this General Overseer of Lucifers Kingdom yarning opaks
leave me and the guy, ill deal with him grin grin
Sports › Re: What Do U Tink Bout Obafemi Martins' Dull Form? by tkb417(m): 6:30pm On Jul 06, 2009
was he ever a good footballer?
he shld play in the nationwide

thts where his mates play
I hope they dont invite him for the National Team.

Little by little , all those who will not honour the national call will have their teams relegated in Jesus name grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Should Wenger Be Sacked? by tkb417(m): 6:28pm On Jul 06, 2009
Thats why u cant understand what it means to be true Gunner. , the passion. . .the beautiful football. . . . .the . . . .
yup u are right, success is all about trophies, but give it to wenger, he did not spend as much as others did.



PS. I have always loved football.
and would not achieve as others are doing
spot the difference

i said it, Gayyners cant think straight again
Noetic is lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Born Again Brainwashing Techniques: Must Read: by tkb417(m): 6:25pm On Jul 06, 2009
No wonder . . . you dont "try" to be born again. Its not a man-made goal that you can achieve by yourself. But by all means keep looking in the wrong places.

You wish to be "born again" and you went to google rather than the bible? Pls tell us your real mission.
i just weak as i dey read the thing

somebody wants to become born again and he went to Google shocked shocked shocked
fcking idiot

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