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What the f*&k do you mean by past tense    Oops, sorry dear, I meant please baby what do you mean by past tense please  Ain't I your girlfriend anymore  I thought we were in an mutually exclusive relationship because I have never looked any other man in the eyes since you asked me out last year, honest  I am just waiting for you to take me home to introduce me to my future in-laws, dearie  

And I don't believe you are asking me where I have been  Of course I have been in the same position you left me since you last visited me last week my lord  I told you I am as meek and gentle as they come and shall be a humble, sit-down-there-and-do-as-you-are-told wifey



Note to self; Busy_body, you have to be on your best behaviour if u want TKB417's ring on your finger, so behave and pretend to be submissive

okiz. i hear you

Siena is reading this tho. Did you get ma mssgs?

Hello my true love, miss you sugarplums  Baby I was only just discussing this topic with Igwe about run girls and I was just telling him that I wished Naija girls would stop giving us bad names and instead emulate someone like me, who fell in love with you genuinely, and overlooked that small irrelevant fact that you live[b]d[/b] in a mansion in VI, drove the latest SUV, came from a Royal lineage and was born with a silver spoon in your mouth . . .

and why are they in past tense? LOL!
ure funny.
where have u been?

ECN 313? Is that not Econometrics & Research Methodology? Ben taught us. I had 63B. Too dry and abstract a course.

yeah. Dr. Bens course
i got a C. i think 56

hmmm

It's not a curse
It simply means, you get what you ask for.  .  .

Na wah for translation

hehehehe
i no understand english na

but why wish the guy whats hes sown when u know hes not sown a good seed?
u wicked small sha

Sorry, my bad. SEX can be defined as d reciprocating action of d poìnt-load upon d orifice @a cyclic rate of 60-75thrusts/min.~

I met a babe in a plane on my way back to Lagos from Abuja recently.
One thing led to the other, I went back to abuja for a wedding recently and
we met again in my hotel room. She passed the nite and we had
it all nite. Now she wants me so much that she flew to Lagos.
I Got a place for her and we screwed each other for three days.
The problem is now she doesnt want to let go. I am married with 2 kids.
How do i tell her to stop. Dont want to hurt her as though i used and dumped her.
She is a big girl with cash. I am Telecoms biz man doing well too.
Though just a fling, she wants more.
Pls help!!!

she wants more then give it to her. Just try to tell ur wife about it b4 she hears from gbeborun like those cursing u. Ok?

You reap what you sow

u dey curse am?

Debosky/HNIC
Abeg no vex. You guys have been on his case for too long

im sure Nyabinghi will slow his roll too.

Spikey
if u see the plenty Oyinbo i wrote in 305, u will think i was writing a research.
But the man messed me up. I got 60B in 306 also and these were the courses i felt i read the most cos they were very very interesting.
ECN 313 was another rubbish course. i no kno wetin carry me go there o.

nah!Niyi is in my faculty(admin) so if he's not in mac then he's either in inter-rel or public-admin.i think the postponement is as a result of some renovations going on in the halls of residence.

@jarus,so what are you doing now?working?ph.d?and to the other big brothers and sisters?

we are working na.
we don read book. na the time to dey enjoy be this.
im an investment/financial analyst in one coy like that.

HNIc the son of a LovePeddler,
Be a man don,t be be afraid to come out straight. Read the posts carefully except u find it hard comprehending basic English.I predicted a 2 goal margin victory slowpoke

wassup Nyabinghi
cool it abeg. All these things are supposed to be friendly fire
cool it. HNIC isnt a trouble maker like that.

na jealousy dey worry dem, no mind dem

Gibbs -4.5: A horror-show by the Arsenal left back. He may be young, but he was exposed time and time again down his left-hand side. What was Sky Sports' Andy Gray watching when he said the youngster had been "fantastic

"?
Gibbs was outstanding yesterday.

stories . . . .
medicine after death.

The full script will be delivered on Tuesday nite.

as per the highlighted, the excuse will surely be . . . . . . . Rio's cracked ribs

and what will ur own excuse be if you lose ? defensive tactics by UTD?

If someone quotes your post and replies to it, does that not mean he/she is talking to you? Did u not read it well?
and u said am sick?

ok sorry.

Mancs
who are we using against Boro?
this week and next is very crucial to our aspirations this season.
we need to beat Boro and Arsenal and not get tired.
how do we do it?
my line up for Boro will be

                           VDS
 Raphael            Brown     Evans  Fabio
 Nani               Scholes   Fletcher   Park
                      Macheda
                                Berbatov

Reserves
Evra
Rooney
CR7
Foster
Vida

Please quote me where I predicted 3-3 and 3-2, then we can see who injects heroine through the nostril

how did u know hes refering to you? ure sick o.

Are you minding that rat? Hissssssssss. . . all gaynners have hope with 1-0. It's so sad. He's as delusional as his Arsene Wenger.
I can bet my entire savings that they won't even score that much and their defense is too fickle to contain our goals.

I don't know if I want us to face Chelsea or Barca. . . I'm still contemplating my support.

we'll beat anybody tho Chelsea will be easier
leave Brash alone. the loss was too much for him to take

And who told you AW played Cesc as a striker?

Maybe you watched the game on a black and white TV!!

Fab4 had a free role in front of the midfield and you translate that to him being a striker?
You see why i always advocate for ladies to be cheerleaders and not analysts? Without being sexist!!

hope u read our mods lecture on FABs new role?
u shld be reading more and do less posting


we are killing u guys off in London
the game will end 2-2

@Moonstone

Are you even paying Brash any heed? He doesn't even know the position his captain played in all evening and he is here feeling like hez all that. Go check his thread.

  The silly goose.

hehehehe

Brash
wassup with u and Moonstone? next time u try that with her, ill fix u in a very big way.
u guys cant play and yet ure still mouthing off like a parrot.

we'll get a goal in London and i know you guys cant score 3.

Advantage UTD!!!

advantage UTD!

tht boi Gibbs is trying o

oh my gawwwdd
UTD can play footie!

So why bother with wingers then? They won't be. . .they should counter us using their wings. They're like, sticking strictly to the MF and we're shutting 'em down. When a way isn't working, you should try another.

Not that I'm complaining, of course.

wings or feathers
they are gettin raped today.

debosky and co shld be quiet till next season.
when elders are talking, children shld be listening

lets go!

thank ur keeper
we should have gone 3 goals up

we shall see

no formation will work today

we allow an extra man for you.

if they use the wings, they will be killed on a massive counters

Adebayor shld be playing Volleyball
idiot

Ando is rapin 'em

somebody gotta die!

lets go on. . . . . we shall see today who be master

u forgotten Sauron
he scored against them at Highbury
remember 4-2 (the last goal)
A chip over Lehmann

lets go
lets do some more please