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violent:
I would recommend you focus, sir, and like someone said earlier, smile and bring out your best features, you are on sale dammit!

i have been sold to Yme and Odunnu

ill try my best to get u on the shelf

[quote author=Jomo-gbomo link=topic=542902.msg7076799#msg7076799 date=1288868901]Just to ensure that this post is impartial, i have included a recent picture of the Item on bid!

the next items to go on bid later tonight?.

your choices

a) Ajibola Akande

b) Debola Adeyemo

c). . Mr Cork!

d) Sagamite


one of these items is next on the auction, and yes, its definitely going to come live with pictures, you shouldn't expect any less![/quote]You have Mr Cock

hahahahaha

abeg, im waiting

[quote author=Jomo-gbomo link=topic=542902.msg7076799#msg7076799 date=1288868901]Just to ensure that this post is impartial, i have included a recent picture of the Item on bid!

the next items to go on bid later tonight?.

your choices

a) Ajibola Akande

b) Debola Adeyemo

c). . Mr Cork!

d) Sagamite


one of these items is next on the auction, and yes, its definitely going to come live with pictures, you shouldn't expect any less![/quote]The ID card on my neck was way back in consulting

February 2006

Thats not recnt

ask and ill give to u

hbabe:
Jaybee has too many ladies waiting to grab him, I no get power/time for competition as for Debosky grammar go too much o.  Na evening school I go.
Violent??  Not a nice name o.
So all the hot guys have been taken? Na im bi say na wor wor guys full Nairaland?

lemme list the hawt guys on NL (The ones i know)

Debosky, Davidylan, Honeric, Jaybee, Sagamite, Eldee, Follypimpin, Kay Pumping, Sauron, Pataki, El Razur, Blacksta, Tmoni, Netotse, Dayokanu, 4play, Vieira, Dr Kitaun, Ritchboi, FBS, Tosinadeda, Violent, Candylips, Kokonets, Elowa, Chamotex, Inspired, Lawyer, Semid4lyf, Biina, Ibime, Nateevs, Duduspace, A-40, Bawomolo, H202

Note: These are the ones i know and that i could remember. There are loads of guys mehn on NL that i dont even know anythn about them. Go to Politics and see some badt guys

MRDK

TKB419 is this fine I bid all my account

take my ATM . . .we can always smoke,drink and watch man utd matches togera

lol

still waiting on u tho. . . . . u knw wht im talkin about

Creamish:

ok . . .no issues den. . . . still off d bid.

its ok ma

Creamish:

Hey dude . .we've not had a personal chat b4 . . so where wuld d misconception emanate from? . . or have we? *memoryz failing here*

nwayz . . im an old NLder but dat has nuttn to do wit anything . . . . sheesh . . . totally lost interest . .i best stick to my Jaybee. av fun!

u missed the point in my post

i know some peeps on NL that piss me off and we havent chatted b4. . . . .

nyways,

hbabe:
Ah! Seems most of the guys being auctioned have ladies already dying/willing to claim them at all cost. I am too broke to pay too much for a guy.
As for that picture, I talk am because I no see bia bia for ya face. Are you sure it was at NYSC or as a Jambite? Meanwhile you don upgrade wella wella.

Jaybee will cost you a fortune and debosky will warrant u breaking a bank

those are the hawtest peeps on NL

and oh yeah, Violent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OP
can we do violent plss

where are u gonna get his pic?

chei

hbabe:
Roasted, fried, boiled or baked?
See as you small for that picture.  That was before you started eating big.

@OP
Abeg bring hot and unattached guys

that was shortly after NYSC. i think that pic was taken in Yola

meanwhile, what do u mean hot and unattached?

how will the OP know the unattached ones?

and oh yeah, i can boil yam

Creamish:
lol . . interesting . .i think i just might bid for u . . *im well suited just incase Odunnu or Yme shows up*

is this the only moniker u have used on NL or ure one of those old Nlders that like to HIT below the belt?

cos this Jomo Gbomo knows me inside out

nyways, make your bid, im sure Yme and Odunnu wont allow ur bid to see the light

as for your earlier comment; im not a yo yo guy oh and i can chat anybody up

so whatever misconceptions uve had, kindly erase it



@ OP
can you change the bid to someone else cos mine was supposed to lapse on the 4th of November or what time is the bid closing

i want to see Jaybee and Debosky on the 'rack'

Creamish:
hmm . . never rily related wit him so il pass . .

hmmmm

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=542902.msg7074889#msg7074889 date=1288839163]TKB417 does not know how to fry egg and boil rice. Now who would want to buy this kinda thing? NEXT! Poster, please choose a better product to sale the next time!!! [/quote]lol

i can cook yam and make eba

@Jomo- Gbono


Thats me tho but that pic was taken in 2006

long time so my potential 'bidders' arent seeing some stuff

meanwhile, i dont smoke and i dont leave my babes in the middle of a man U game

i'd take my babe along whereever i wanna go see a match and oh yeah, my babes usually support UTD

yme and Odunnu are my babes and they love football (lies)

but some of the things u said about me arent true- im damn romantic and i cant date my babes sister
(where d fck did u get that from?) hmmm, i think u know a story about me

and fyi i didnt date the gurls sister, she slept with me

u bagger. lol

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=542902.msg7073922#msg7073922 date=1288820569]You don't know what I have. But what I do have isn't in Naira. If this is your paltry attempt at trying to start up a conversation with me - you have failed. Just be yourself - I respond to blunt and upfront.

I see you are the current item for sale so just close your mouth, smile real pretty, strike a pose to profile your best features. I read that you don't do flowers or shopping and would leave your woman in the rain, you drink, you smoke, you are not romantic, and you would try to date my sister.

I own my own business so I definitely don't need you for money. As far as I am concerned you are "good for nothing".

Someone else can have you. {No bid on TKB417 coming from Shy-One}

Ladies HE IS ALL YOURS[/quote]I thought this thread was/is a 'joke'

so what is this all about?

paltry attempt at conversing wth you? I have Odunnu and Yme and ive not been able to satisfy them and u think ill add you to the list.

no ofeinse, ure dumb and u have no moiney
go hug a trasnformer u wretch . u cant even bid 50 kobo for moi?

lmao

I dont really rate Fergie that high. Behind his success has been sooo much money and time.

so much money?  like the signing of Berbatov , Veron, Rio, Stam are the reasons he won all the epl titles and the 2 ucl titles?

some questions for you

how much did he have when he won an european title with Aberdeen?

and what was UTDs pedigree in England b4 SAF took over?

Do you know how many League titles Liverpool garnered b4 SAF took over?

what about his exploits at the lowly St. Mirren?


FACTS say he has european titles in all the clubs he has coached apart from St. Mirren

tell us the european title Wenger has from all his sojourn in coaching

slap1:
Wareva! There is always room for promotion. One day I will 'service' madam. Besides, once you see me, your knees will go weak. Truss me!

no ofeinse

ure going bananas

isnt she the same person u sold to me on the other thread?

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=542902.msg7072324#msg7072324 date=1288802421]You didn't go to a University - you can't even spell the word right.[/quote]no ofeinse

u dont have moiney so dont talk to mr cock anyhow

chic2pimp:
Ode abi nah Suponu,

Serie A still has more Champions League and World Cup winners plying their trade in that league than the premier league.

Mr dende

Your champion cannot play the 4th best team in England

thats what matters

if you bring UTD into this discussion, ill remind you of how they created goal scoring records against your teams
7-1 and errrmmm how many did we score against AC Milan?

twats