₦airaland Forum

slap1:
Buy Y me get Ms. Potato FREE, 4real. Truss me!

no ofeinse,
ure drunk

y me is my wife. Bought her many years ago from the Monarch of Benin City

omonoba Ereduwa, oba polopolo

so truss me, what ure doing is tantamount to suicide

snthesis:
this is double open treachery- haba

who be this oh?

y me:
^^^^^
you know my love for you is ONE IN A BILLION

odunnu is in forum games flirting with other men,am the only true lovely wife you gat

actually the HUH part gat me laffing

i need to chase one of you out. cant seem to be able to marry 2 hawt babes at a time

both of u are something else

^^^
we are not selling midgets today

y me:
YOU GAT ME SINGING

baby baby when we first met i never felt something so strong
cause you were like my lover and my best friend

huh

abeg where is Odunnu

cant stand this open treachery

^^
Pls holla if you get a hold on them

netotse:
@tkb
if them pumping777, frankiriri, wanajo, aktopgun etc come back to NL i swear i'll give a testimony. . .

when those people talk, i listen

verily verily i say unto you, they are my masters oh

add our own Ajanlekoko to them, then u have another LBS faculty

for real, im looking for those people maybe Yodiyokun will help us contact them

slap1:
No, an Oyibo wannabe, I think. Thanks for d deal!

so send my package thru FED EX

ill need to sample my newly acquired asset abi na no testing ?

slap1:
Odunnu for Creamish + Annawhite. Deal?

Odunnu is mine already

Creamish is supposed to come help in the scheme of things

Nice offer tho, i accept but minus annawhite

who is that?

is she an Oyinbo?

^^^
you shd know Nairaland by now Tpiah

Im sure the executives discussed with the Guvnor b4 the structure was pulled down and i expect the Guvnor to compensate her from his personal purse.

@OP
how much did you collect?

so cos u got paid we shd vote for him? tell him to pay all of us the exact amount he paid you and ill be running ma gob like ure doing

as it is, BRF for 2011

even the kids unborn will vote for him in the womb

N50,000 for creamish

Marriage is supposed to be unity, not one spouse demolishing the property of the other.

so if the wife steals, he shdnt get the police to arrest her

the structure was illegal and the state pulled it down not the Guvnor

he said NO on twitter

the song people are refering to was supposed to be for Keke Ogungbe

so i heard. Dont quote me

as per Mikel, Tuface has said NO

see who we have here



10 gbosas for the greatest Loma

when are we gonna have easimoni, windywendy and co back on Nairaland

First Yodiyokun came back, now its Loma, whos next

Nice one Loma

But what you all fail to realize is that there are two sides to EVERY story! There must have been a reason for the slap.

even if there are a billion sides to this story

a hot slap from a MIL will result into a deadly blow from my left fist (uppercut)

and thts the end of the marriage cos the wife would take a cue one day and land me a slap in from of a petrol attendant or in a supermarket

oYaTo:
I think a very important question is:

Why did Gomes dive for the ball after Nani had played it goal-wards?

AjanleKoko:
Congrats, and good to know you decided to take the money.
Thought we were supposed to make a lottery, not win one

can we chat tmr on gmail? abeg

on top of that, ozil will not fit into man utd. he cannot play in a 4-4-2 formation(saf's default formation). he will screw up the balance of the team. so one can understand the reason fergie avoided sneijder, van der vaart, ozil and went for bebe, valencia and obertan. the only kind of player needed now is a strong midfielder that can play in a 2-man midfield: essien, schweinsteiger, xabi alonso, etc.

i dont even mind a Diarra

^^
its quality we are talking about not some dead woods like Johny evans and the likes u listed

we shd get Hamsik and one DM

thats all

he shd be invited by the SSS again

does he keep bombs in his stations? or how come his stations go up in flame anytime election is coming

something is fishy? when next we hear of any fire incident in any of his stations, the firemen shd not bother going

t

lol

see people taking aspirin for another mans headache

is Tuface complaining? he wants them ugly, u people are here singing national anthem

eranko

quantize:
what do these video directors think they are sef? my guy in london said his video there shot on superb hd cost him 600pounds which is approx. 150k in naira. na so djtee do make artistes shun am for clarence, now clarence don start, na wahala, shey canon d7 price dey come down, a word is enuf 4 de wise

so Peters should have asked for 150k or whats ur point?

[quote author=George_D link=topic=542673.msg7056171#msg7056171 date=1288614687]think dgov does not yet realise that cars fall into different classes. there are fuel efficient cars for low budget and there are luxury cars where performance is the emphasis but with high maintenance costs.

those cars (murano, armada, et al) listed above happen to fall into the latter category.[/quote]well said

Good one!

from the lil i know, run from Armanda

I think if u can afford these cars, then you should be able to maintain them accordingly.  i dont think you'll spend the kinda amount u use in maintaining an Accord with the kinda of cars you listed.

Be that as it may, from all you listed, Range Sport looks like the ish to me. maybe people like Siena and Inspired can help with some more technical details.

Thanks people

ll take d money

Nothin biggie happening here as everythn seems to be bearish at the moment

. . . . . as it is, im back to ma normal routine and hoping i win a lottery soon

yeah one more thing; wish you guys a superb November

Na this kyn news wey tkb nor go like to hear
Valencia, the Owens and Rooney are all injured yet the gaffer still feels he has a strong squad; If Nani and Vidic both break down for up to a month, . . .we'd be glad to have our Carling Cup back

maybe Rio Ferdinand, Vidic and Nani should all start requesting to leave so he cna buy players

now im praying he falls sick and recovers after players have been bought

This constant spotlighting of Borokiri Boyz weekly performance is quite funny when one considers that TamunoIbime does not look any further than the top 8 positions when he studies the league table. Hence any team below Gateway FC does not factor in TamunoIbime's reckoning. Mr Ibime does not even know where the likes of Jose Pharinho, Adeballz, Abuloma Boiz, Kaiser FC and Bitchboy sit on the table, although Mr Ibime has noticed the meteoric rise of FC Wendoworld and would like to commend his superb performance in this congressional cycle.

LOL

bramble and El finished me

This is the worst week for me

i need my wild card abeg

na me go dey carry last for H-2-H

omo, this thing no easy

@Mukina
we go play 2nd leg soon

Hahahahah

I think right after that, someone said Man U was gonna loose. Lol

Loose+lost = losting
Lmao

@Muki
What are u trying to say? I still have 3 players left to play too. lol

@slap1

Any football fan would know Nani didn't do anythn wrong. I was just a bit pissed some people would not cool down to look @ what happened very well b4 shouting ojoro. Lol

Well deserved 3 pts abeg. No bad officiating here at all

@LOL @ Henry!