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chatinent:
1. The overly mature ones.
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They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/drsmile.gif Make we no call names sha.


2. The redpillers.
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These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.
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Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.
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And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.
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These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;

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or supporting the IPOB rampage;
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or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!
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Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.
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They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.
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From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.
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Thank you.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun

Sweetplum:
Ok. I ll sound cool and not tought. About physical harm. We know you men are mighty Igor. We know you are strong. But I won't tell you how to deal with a strong man. Many powerful men were ruined by women. If you wan join the list, you too do like the op and eat two sisters.

usmanabdulsalam:
Gov yahaya Bello strides when it comes to project execution is second to none in the history of kogi state

paulolee:
we know u support sallah n dts why u uploaded a picture of cr7 topping the list for only home goals asif united made him the Highest paid in d league to only score at home, I like cr7 fans on nairaland bcoz they know how to dig stats dt can suit their man..
I think cr7 should start planning on how to score more goals n break more records In conference league next season against kukesi and co when other big boys are playing UCL football....
I dnt want to hear dt he is running away from next season challenge in search of UCL football bcoz afterall he met united playing UCL and he shouldn't run and leave them in conference league...dt won't be fair..

OJEEMAH:
I still can’t comprehend how Benzema sudden deserves the award.

If you compare Messi’s 2019 stats with Benzema’s current stats, you would realized Messi outperformed him in all parameters.

In 2019, Messi won la liga and was also European Golden Boot winner with 36goals & UCL Top Scorer with 12goals.

Yet, some group of people said, he should never have won Balon D’or with that abysmal performance.

Today, the same group of people are saying Benzema deserves Balon D’or

Don’t get me wrong, i totally agree with their claim that Benzema deserves Balon D’or.

Meanwhile, why is nobody is talking about Lewandoski like they did a few months ago??

Have they forgotten, Lewandoski is still leading Europe with goals for the second consecutive season??

paulolee:
outperforming messi this season or in UCL generally??
how can u compare a young mbappe with a legend like messi?? u no get old man pictures for ur ous?

paulolee:
outperforming messi this season or in UCL generally??
how can u compare a young mbappe with a legend like messi?? u no get old man pictures for ur ous?

paulolee:
benzema is the hottest favorite for the ballon because of his hot individual stats this season dt seems to be his best ever but I think the UCL would be a key factor in determining the winner since the usual favorites like messi n cr7 did nothing this year..
Madrid already gat the league n if dey win the UCL or even making the finals would make benzema win it easily
if city win the league n the UCL, de bruyne will win it and if sallah wins 3 trophies or the UCL and the league means he may win it..
if benzema gets knocked out next week, he may also win it If city n Liverpool shares the UCL and the EPL..
for benzema to lose this award means either kdb or sallah MUST win the EPL and the UCL..
benzema gat such advantage bcox he is the best individually and also because of the perez factor but any of sallah or kdb winning the league and UCL cant be ignored for benzema..

diplomat058:
I will take this for a joke. Laliga is weak yet ordinary 7th placed Villarreal ousted two Tier-One Teams, Juventus and Bayern Munich? Lol.

Let's even apply science to the fallacy you EPL fanboys always peddle around to feel good.

Right now, Man City have realized 80 whopping points from 33 EPL games with 59 net goals. Liverpool, second on the EPL table, have also realized 79 points from 33 matches with 61 net goals.

Even now that Laliga is distressed, Madrid can only top the league with 78 points from 33 matches with 40 net goals (less 19 goals of Man City's plundering of EPL teams )

Right now, Norwich, last on the EPL table is relegating with meagre 21 points from 33 games. It's Laliga counterpart, relegating Alaves fared better with 25 points from 33 matches.

So where is this fallacy about EPL is more competitive coming from? Even when the likes of Barca, ATM and Sevilla are clearly impaired in forms, stats have shown that Laliga is still more competitive than EPL.

Abeg rest!

diplomat058:
I will take this for a joke. Laliga is weak yet ordinary 7th placed Villarreal ousted two Tier-One Teams, Juventus and Bayern Munich? Lol.

Let's even apply science to the fallacy you EPL fanboys always peddle around to feel good.

Right now, Man City have realized 80 whopping points from 33 EPL games with 59 net goals. Liverpool, second on the EPL table, have also realized 79 points from 33 matches with 61 net goals.

Even now that Laliga is distressed, Madrid can only top the league with 78 points from 33 matches with 40 net goals (less 19 goals of Man City's plundering of EPL teams )

Right now, Norwich, last on the EPL table is relegating with meagre 21 points from 33 games. It's Laliga counterpart, relegating Alaves fared better with 25 points from 33 matches.

So where is this fallacy about EPL is more competitive coming from? Even when the likes of Barca, ATM and Sevilla are clearly impaired in forms, stats have shown that Laliga is still more competitive than EPL.

Abeg rest!

gasparpisciotta:
How come you are eating snakes on your other thread

https://www.nairaland.com/7042106/look-snake-just-killed

ThierryJay:
Beyond the penalty miss, Messi played well! Penaldians are only grasping at straws.

Btw Mbappe is currently the best player in the world, and has genuinely taken over Messi and Ronaldo's hegemony. Great goal from a super player!

Techiekingee:
Oga rest, why is Ronaldo not in Juventus today??..he saw how bad they were(in which he contributed to) and ran away...
He almost accompanied them to the Europa League...no thanks to Napoli who bottled ir. .
Crashed out of the champions League by Porto, by a goal that wasn't well defended, thanks to ur Ronaldo who evaded the shot...
Dumped our of the champions League by Ajax a year before...

Oga just rest, we're talking about top form Bayern that would have beaten many other top teams even if it wasnt Barcelona....
The point is, even wirh a struggling Barcelona, if Messi was there, Barcelona wouldn't be playing in the Europa.
Barcelona wouldn't have lost at home to Benfica
Barcelona wouldn't have just 2 goals in the group stage

unbitchable:
Wishing Barca good luck. They gave their best but their best was not enough.
Madrid without the old fraud is still standing strong, Juventus also qualified with two games to go without the old fraud but Barca couldn't pull it together without Mr. BallonD'or.

Well, I felt Laporta should share a huge part of the blame. He won the Presidential poll largely because he caimpaigned on Messi project but lacked the foresight to see through the combined forces in Madrid who were pushing him to sell his most prized assest even after Messi had agreed a pay cut of half his salary. Perez's gain, Laporta's loss.

Barca has given so much joy to the lovers of football worldwide. I hope Barca rises again and wishing Mr.BallonD'or the very best in PSG.

Idiotmod:
Just over 2. This overhyped coach no fit give. Mitchew

Liverpool is the only club in England
Argue with ur keyboard

paulolee:
I don warn dis dumbo to stop quoting me since u de always forget to switch on ur senses whenever u do switch on ur data, since I get few minutes to spare, let me skul u..
u listed all messi achievement to compare with ur man BT forgot d key ones just bcoz u choose to remain dumb n stupid..
messi won d copa with Argentina dt won him votes for dt ballon, wetin cr7 win with Portugal??
messi finished as the best player in copa, did ur cr7 make top3 in euros best?
messi not only had most goals but also most assist, most dribbles n most freekick scored, wat about ur cr7??
lastly messi had a total number of 27 MOTM awards won, how many ur man win??
even other cr7 fans knew dt he had his worst season last year n couldn't even be compared to benzema individually bt u choose to be a dumbo n allow sentiment continue to bury ur already dead I.Q...

Oluboh:
How Yahaya Bello Increased Kogi Students Bursaries/Scholarships By 300%


https://cablenews.ng/2021/12/07/how-yahaya-bello-increased-kogi-students-bursaries-scholarships-by-300/

paulolee:
lolz...maybe e doesnt know about a zlatan scoring in italy at 40yrs n I dnt see dis cr7 in top european club wen e clocks 40, till den sha...
Mr/mrs op....this is the second cr7 thread u av dropped today n its just 12 n i know it would end up hitting f.p again.
I dnt know d agreement u av with d mods but i just like d fact dt u are happy, active n vibrant since morning all bcoz cr7 scored against arsenal last nite..
u went offline n hardly post news since messi won dt 7th award n i said u would get urself back n start disturbing with numerous cr7 threads wen next cr7 scores n here u are...
enjoy the time while it last my gee...

Judolisco:
Tapnaldo + penaldo=factos
Man of the match no be ballon d'or oh... Man of d match vs arsenal wey Brentford beat... E come dey make front-page again... Dis Ronaldo people sha

Chloraseptic:
Any Ronaldo news ain't Worthy right now no matter how much you wanna force it down our thoaths.. even if he scores 5 goals in a single match..

Na Messi dey reign.

Teaser4:
..do am if e easy

Brarrie:
e no easy oponu Dem why una dey condemn Messi for nothing make Unna penaldog behave

Brarrie:
If I call you ode now you will start crying now tell me is Ligue 1 the only competition psg is playing in? Always bringing excuses, with all the penalty wah your asun dey score he won't still pass 5 balloon D''or

Teaser4:
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Dybala11:
At least he didn't play 5 debut matches before scoring a goal like the midget. You want to sell the stupid agenda that right now the misfiring midget is better than the goalscoring Ronaldo to us, all the best for you.

frankson1:
The hatred is real. Just take a look at the first page to know how many people commented. Ronaldo success is really hunting them

OJEEMAH:
https://www.goal.com/en-in/amp/news/lionel-messi-philanthropy-charities-barcelona-giving-money/oh7oasuijk8814mjcfrpa9v74

https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/news-gossip/204924/inside-lionel-messis-incredible-charitable-work/

and don't forget Mesut Ozil donated all his world cup earnings to charity in 2014.

He didn't start Charity and it won't end with him

Remember some people are quiet with their doings

aimmoney9:
Point of correction George weah has won it, and he is also the current president of Liberia...

Google is your best friend...

You just got schooled....

kingthreat:
These are the same clowns that refused to negotiate with FG and insist that the youths block the tollgate despite the anarchy looming.
They knew the police will come. Unfortunately, it was the military came to clear the tollgate, but these guys were chilling in their homes at that time.
Now they are rejecting a peace walk organized by the constituted authority of a governor.
Social media has really made these ones important. if not for it, I can bet you Macaroni the skit actor will be doing stage plays in an unsheltered theatre.