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SportsRe: The Moment Lionel Messi Was Pronounced Winner Of The 2021 Ballon D'or Award by TLION(m): 9:15pm On Nov 30, 2021
OLamylove:
Which one is Eye open, Eye Close before? You Said No African has Come close to winning it, I Debunked your claim, now you say Eye dey close, I don't get you.
. Oya since 2000 nko? Who has won it in African. Abeg rest.
SportsRe: Ronaldo's Response To Pascal Ferré's Claim About Ballon D'or & Messi by TLION(m): 9:07pm On Nov 30, 2021
800 goals on Thursday grin we talking merit here
SportsRe: The Moment Lionel Messi Was Pronounced Winner Of The 2021 Ballon D'or Award by TLION(m): 9:04pm On Nov 30, 2021
OLamylove:
An African has Won it, His name is George Weah, He won it in 1995, He is Also the current President of Liberia
. Yeye dey smell any now wey eye don open since 2000 who don win am
SportsRe: The Moment Lionel Messi Was Pronounced Winner Of The 2021 Ballon D'or Award by TLION(m): 8:30pm On Nov 30, 2021
Na oyibo win Ballon d or na mumu africans dey disturb nairaland

Funniest thing be say no African man don even near to win that award yet mumu Nairaland no want make we rest
SportsRe: Robert Lewandowski Reacts After Losing 2021 Ballon D’or To Messi by TLION(m): 8:03pm On Nov 30, 2021
Abeg make
Una rest this matter
I’m a Big Ronaldo fan
The yeye don happen
Make una rest the matter

I sha know say
Ronaldo popular pass the said award
They just hate him
Man is just too good and happy
Na why them hate am

Respect to my KING �
SportsRe: It’s Abuse!’ – Michael Owen Slams Manchester United’s Use Of Cristiano Ronaldo by TLION(m): 10:39am On Nov 29, 2021
paulolee:
just imagine Wetin person de assume....all goals bt not talking about other ways he would help d team incase d goals stops coming bcoz he cnt score in all games...
even if united loses or goes trophiless, they is no problem as long as cr7 keeps scoring tapins each week to keep shallow minds like u happy abi?
messi got a hatrick of assist today n come next year u would be asking how hr would win d ballon d or again...
I no justs even understand how una take de analyse football
. Against 10
Men in farmers league
PoliticsRe: Confluence University Students Sing, Praise Yahaya Bello At Matric by TLION(m): 11:19pm On Nov 25, 2021
happiness32:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXn98E8mJ5A

The Kogi state Governor visited the institution, Confluence University of Science and Technology, Osara, Kogi state earlier today.

The students could not hold their joy as they sang and celebrated with the Governor during the first matriculation event.

Recall that Governor Yahaya Bello last year began making moves to establish CUSTECH.
The Governor started the university project with massive infrastructure earlier in the year.

Today, the institution is up and running.
. Oga tell yahaya Bello to tell kogi state rector to let people apply for hand him no be God make him allow people apply tor
RomanceRe: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by TLION(m): 10:18pm On Nov 19, 2021
InTheCloudySky:
You can be serious with her without sex. Or since when is sex used to gauge seriousness in a relationship?
She can be serious by giving him sex too, cos she dey ask for money steadily angry Op make I busts your brain. Another man dey knack that babe steady for your absence.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye At Glory Dome For Dunamis' 25th Anniversary (photos/video) by TLION(m): 9:36pm On Nov 14, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

pussy ass god of men everywhere
. Shut the Bleep you! You fucking muslim religion of evil
FamilyRe: Which Year Took The Most Important People In Your Life ? by TLION(m): 10:42am On Nov 08, 2021
2021 buhari still dey rule naija embarassed
SportsRe: Kamaru Usman Beats Colby Covington To Retain Welterweight Title (Video) by TLION(m): 10:04am On Nov 07, 2021
Better than Joshua undecided
PoliticsRe: Kogi CoS, Asuku Hosts Kogi’s Brightest Students, Award Scholarships (Video) by TLION(m): 6:15pm On Oct 25, 2021
happiness32:
Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1QtBc5ks1w

Pharm. Asuku Interschool Competition, Reviving the Glory of Education.

The Pharm. Asuku Interschool Competition which began at the zonal level came to an end, today, 16th of October 2021 with the grand finale held in the Glass House, Lokoja.

Chaired by His Excellency, Alh. Yahaya Bello, the PAAYEF competition brought back memories of the glorious days of inter school competitions.

The keenly contested competition produced the following schools as winners.

1st Position: Demonstration Secondary School Onyukoko in Okene LGA.

The foundation will take care of the students school fees for the session, WAEC, NECO fees and Jamb fees. They will also enjoy scholarship to any of the government universities in Nigeria.

Second Position: St. Peters College, Idah.

The students will also have their school fees, WAEC and NECO fees, Jamb fees settled.

Third Position: Iyara Anglican Secondary School Iyara, in Ijumu LGA.

Students in this category only have their school fees, WAEC and NECO fees, Jamb fees paid.

More so, Esther Itopa of Harmony Secondary School, Lokoja who won the spelling Bee competition was gifted a laptop and other prizes.

All students that participated in the grand finale were not left out. A consolation prize comprising of a school bags, six textbooks, dozens of notebooks, mathematical sets, calculator was gifted to each student.

Recall that the Hon. Commissioner for Works and Housing supported the three finalists with five hundred thousand naira (N500,000) each through his Education Outreach to the program, today, Alh. Muri Yakubu, the Personal Assistant to the Governor of Yobe State, His Excellency, Mai Mala Buni moved by the brilliant display also donated 2million naira to the overall winner.

The Chairman of the event. His Excellency, Alh. Yahaya Bello commended the founder of PAAYEF, Pharm Asuku and encouraged other office holders to emulate him. Alh. Yahaya Bello commended the students for their wonderful performance, and gave kudos to their teachers for nurturing them. He promised that in the 2022 budget, his administration will prioritize education by allotting 30% to the sector, 5% more than the recommended 25 percent for public education by UNESCO.

The Governor also promised to personally take charge of their salaries, ensuring and upholding consistent and improved salaries.

The commissioner for Education, Hon. Wemi Jones who also commended the founder of PAAYEF, Pharm. Abdulkareem Asuku said it is breathtaking to know that what private schools are doing, Kogi Public Schools can do better. He added that the efforts of his Excellency, Alh. Yahaya Bello in education sector has seen the state move upward from 28th position in 2019 to 14th position with 67.2% following Lagos (67.5%) in the WAEC performance.

The founder, Pharm. Abdulkareem Asuku in his appreciation gives all glory to God and thanked His Excellency, Alh. Yahaya Bello. I couldn't do less than what he has encouraged me to do, hence the reasons for our gathering today, he added. He thanked the PAAYEF team, the Quiz competition organizers, the schools, students and all supporters of the program. He pledged to put more efforts to fulfill the LetsDoMore mantra.

E-Media Watch
. Yeye dey smell! Same state wey kogi poly rector dey act like who no get brain, same state wey rector dey act like say him be king. Same state wey the rector dey implement laws without thinking. I graduated ND 2017/2018 the fucking rector dey tell me say I no fit apply.

Because I no collect my result quick. Result wey e take academic board 100 years to approve. Make una dey whine una self.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Trashed And Humiliated At Home To Liverpool by TLION(m): 7:40pm On Oct 24, 2021
MangekyoAlt:
grin One win, the old man would run to Instagram to Brag ​about how they're the comeback kings and the best team in the world.
I was waiting for him to live upto his bragging by completing the comeback today by scoring his 6th goal of the match. grin

But to my greatest surprise, the old fraud didn't even have any single shot on target. grin he was in Virgil van dijk's pocket all through the game grin
The guy even almost punched sense into that ugly face of his, if not for Arnold that held him back grin
Virgil Van Dijk , God fit judge you for this act of wickedness oo.

Meanwhile, Ronaldo (3) isn't even among the top 15 highest goal scorers in the PL currently.
He's only scored one goals more than Chalobah (2), James (2), Chilwell (2). All defenders. grin

Who send am go premier league? angry
. Ode dey talk from hate van dijk wan punch who? Ronaldo!? Him sef no go dare. Same liverpool wey collect 6 past season abeg getta
SportsRe: Leicester Fight Back To End Man Utd Long Unbeaten Away Run by TLION(m): 7:37pm On Oct 16, 2021
JohnnyPalmer:
Six goals scored at the King's Park today

Penaldo, no goal scored, no assist

If it is Luxembourg now, he for Don off shirt grin grin

No Penalty no Party

Salah is the best player currently in Epl
If he was European
It wouldn't be a debate
. Make him carry ballon d or na abi grin
CelebritiesRe: 2baba Threatens Brymo With N2bn Defamation Suit (photo) by TLION(m): 10:33pm On Oct 07, 2021
BigJoe19:
Yoy must be drunk if you think 2baba is not worth up to 2billion naira, you think say 2billion big like that, less than $5million.
. You get am
CelebritiesRe: 2baba Threatens Brymo With N2bn Defamation Suit (photo) by TLION(m): 10:32pm On Oct 07, 2021
sisisioge:
This Brymo sef....instead of him to focus on his hailing music career, he is busy looking for his elder's trouble. No annoy 2Baba o cos if you annoy am , you annoy plenty people be that. You don go nude, he no work. You come wan drag 2Baba for fame....be guided.
. Shut up!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 3rd October 2021 by TLION(m): 7:42pm On Oct 03, 2021
Babysho:
Liverpool's midfield sold the game. I don't think they even recovered the ball once from Bernando. Very disappointed in Henderson. Fabinho too see empty post and he play am to Rodri leg. The draw feels like a loss. But we move!!!

Mo Salah is the best player in the premier league rn and Ronaldo is not even close grin
. Bruno dey play tennis. Didirin!!
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Champions League Record In Villarreal Win (Pix) by TLION(m): 2:08pm On Sep 30, 2021
grin

CareerRe: His Experience With Female Banker(marketer) by TLION(m): 10:24am On Sep 23, 2021
Iamagoodgirll:
So I came across this post in a group

NL guys have you experienced this?, also share your view.

I NEED ADVAISE FROM A MALE READERS:

And no, my story is not made up. It’s for real, actually very real. I am a top executive of a very successful conglomerate my father founded. I resumed the job early this year when I returned from the U.K after completing my MBA.
As a result of my job, I usually find myself frequenting places I ordinarily wouldn’t want to- Ikoyi club, society weddings, conferences, etc. I’m a geek for the most part, and something of a recluse. I would rather stay in my house at the end of day and watch TV. When I became Deputy CEO of the company, I realized that I had to start hanging out at these places to build a social circle, mostly for business reasons. I am not a very sociable person, but with the help of my more outgoing cousins, I have been able to build a pretty decent network of Lagos ‘big boys’ between January when I returned and now.

During a conference in Lagos this year, I was approached by a young lady banker. She was working in the Marketing department at one of these banks, She’s pretty young- about 7 years my junior. I’m 28; this lady is about 21. You know how young these graduates are these days.

Anyway, she walked up to me and started persuading me to consider opening up a bank account with her bank and told me all the benefits of the account, etc. She looked so innocent and desperate, and practically begged me for an opportunity to see me again so that she could convince me. I ended up giving her my complimentary card. I usually don’t just give out my card like that, but I did.
Three days later, when I was hanging out with my new-found friends and my cousins at a bar at one of the Hotels on the Island during the early evening, this girl called me and reminded me who she was. She said she really needed me to open an account, and that she was eager to convince me on why I needed to open an account. My friends noticed I was talking to a girl on the phone. You know how guys are; they teased me and asked me to just play around with her and invite her for drinks.
I asked her to come over to the Hotel, and surprisingly, she said she would be there in 20 minutes. The branch she worked in is on the Island, so she apparently took a Bike and came to meet us. This was about 6pm. The girl came, and my friends all saw her. They smiled and talked among themselves in hush tones, and I talked briefly with her for like 5 minutes and told her I would make a decision on banking with her or not. She was desperate from what I could see, and she was eager to get my account.

When she left, my friends all laughed mischievously and told me in plain terms that I had to sleep with the girl. They went on talking about how all these bank marketers sleep with different men before getting deposits, and insisted that I must not be any different. Now, I’m not a virgin; I’ve had my own fair share of sex in the past, but I’ve never been one to take advantage of a girl. I knew she was desperate as she had a target to meet up to, or something of the sort. But when you’re a guy hanging out with guys, it’s pretty difficult to be the odd one out. All my friends made me promise that I’d sleep with the girl. I promised; I didn’t want to look like some geek. And I’m really trying to feel among these guys.

To cut a long story short, two days later, when I was in my office, this girl called me and tried persuading me to bank with her. As she was talking to me on phone, I asked her jokingly: “What are you willing to do in order for me to open an account with you?”

She hesitated and then she told me: “Anything you want sir.”

Gbam! That was my cue. I asked her to meet me at one hotel for drinks later that evening. I asked my PA to book a room for me at the Hotel. She came to meet me. We had drinks, we chatted. She told me that her bosses had ordered her to deliver N10million to the bank that month, and that so far, she hadn’t gotten anything. Her job was on the line, and she had only just started working there 3 weeks before. I asked her to follow me to the room. She did. I slept with her.

Surprisingly, it turns out she was doing it for the first time. She was actually a Virgin. The bed sheet was stained with her blood and all that stuff, and I was just amazed. I thought being a marketer and all, that she would have been sampled many times. But no, she was a virgin. When we finished, she was shy of looking at me in the eye. We didn’t talk much. I gave her money for a Taxi, and gave her the name of the Finance director of the subsidiary I am in charge of. I asked her to meet him the following day to open up a corporate account. I instructed the guy to open up an account worth a few hundreds of millions- probably enough to meet her target for the next 2 years if there is such a thing in commercial banking circles. I don’t know how these banks work.

Anyway, she called me and thanked me profusely for saving her job. My friends now know I have slept with her, and I have solidified my place among them as a ‘bad’ guy.

The issue is this: I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her. It’s been like six weeks now. I haven’t called her since then, even though she keeps sending me text messages asking after my wellbeing and thanking me for banking with her. She deals directly with my Finance guy so we don’t talk money ever. But I think about her every day. I think I actually have feelings for her, and the idea that I was her first makes me feel like she should belong to me. I’ve never been a Lady’s first. I’m actually going crazy with thoughts about this girl.

Am I crazy? Should I call her up and ask her out? How would that feel? How would she react? Also, considering that my friends all see her as the bank ‘LovePeddler’ would it be a good idea to still ask her out? How will my friends see me? I’m not looking for sex from her; I’m looking for something real, something intimate. I want something that’d last- probably forever.

I’ve never felt this way about any other lady in a really really long time. What should I do?
. Lol Bros no fall ooh! Drugs dey wey dey tighten Vagina. I swear you go penetrate babe blood go comot you go think say na Virgin, you go even think say na you DIsflower her cos blood go comot well you go belive once. Me sef no first believe, until I witness am. Forgot those b!tches they ain’t loyal.
SportsRe: Mark Clattenburg: "I Once Threw My Boots At Mourinho" - EPL Referee by TLION(m): 5:00pm On Sep 18, 2021
unbitchable:
Mourinho and his ridiculous mind games, can't just get enough of him. Don't know why such appears so common among the Portuguese, a certain old fraud would dive inside the box and raises up his hands for a penalty.
old fraud with 5 ballon d or, 5 CL, golden boots. And lot more. Be like you get sense pass people wey give am the award. Make person dey reason like Fish.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Saga Tells Biggie Why He Failed Secret Task by TLION(m): 4:11am On Sep 17, 2021
Ode
SportsRe: Ronaldo Beats Messi In Shirt-Sales As His No 7 Brings In £187 Million In A Week by TLION(m): 8:48am On Sep 11, 2021
My GOAT
HealthRe: Sokoto State Gets ₦2.5 Billion ASR Africa Tertiary Health Systems Support Grant by TLION(m): 5:36am On Aug 26, 2021
See has them hold the check awof don land
HealthRe: Sokoto State Gets ₦2.5 Billion ASR Africa Tertiary Health Systems Support Grant by TLION(m): 5:36am On Aug 26, 2021
See has them hold the check awof don land grin
HealthCan AS And AS Marry ? by TLION(op): 1:47pm On Aug 20, 2021
Please it’s urgent! I want to know before i take the wrongest step of life.
CrimeRe: Access Bank Has The Worst Banking Security - Notorious Fraudster by TLION(m): 3:06pm On Aug 17, 2021
Skyfornia:
Still the best bank for online transactions...their mobile app is second to none. Simple and efficient...
If a client transfer money to you, whether you received alert or not, you can easily confirm by checking the mobile app.

Modified:
All these guys quoting me and cussing...wetin happen nah? Are you depressed?? Channel the energy somewhere else that's profitable.

I have accounts in 3 different banks and I can tell you Access is the best among the three. Choose your bank and allow me choose mine. No be fight...
. Try Stanbic IBTC you can thank me later
Christianity EtcRe: Odumeje On TB Joshua: Chris Okotie Needs A Dirty Slap To Correct His Senses by TLION(m): 10:09am On Aug 15, 2021
IgweBUIKE1:
Smiles if though Chris is not Christian himself he is right about mr joshua
. What’s right with what cris said
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh To Undergo Her Third Cosmetic Surgery by TLION(m): 5:54am On Aug 14, 2021
So she go fit sell more market, her new man don fund her. Na why she first dey look for man. Now mugu don pay. Three month you go hear he’s 0 seconds man embarassed awwwn poor Simp!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: I Am Attracted To Cross - Angel Tells Biggie by TLION(m): 5:27pm On Aug 13, 2021
Nawa all this show na just fvck fvck
SportsRe: Iniesta Reacts As Lionel Messi Joins PSG by TLION(m): 11:26am On Aug 11, 2021
Raydos:
The fact that Messi has broken all Ronaldo fans point of argument in the pace of 2months
Winning Copa America and moving to another club!!
NEXT POTENTIAL ARGUMENT: "Messi can't fúçk his wife twice a day"
. Him for go napoli or Arsenal na grin still mot my Goat.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi's Images Being Removed From Nou Camp by TLION(m): 7:34pm On Aug 10, 2021
ObaKlaz:
His image rights and star power belongs to PSG now.

I'd so like to see PSG and Juve meet at some point in the CL.

It would be fun to see 'someone' diving all over the place to win his favourite drink - penaltea, or trying to spread his matress in the box to await his usual tap-ins but only to get bullied out by Thugmos Ramos. grin grin


The legend continues in Paris. They ain't ready for you, Leo!
. Talk is cheap!
SportsRe: Roma Agree £34m Deal To Sign Tammy Abraham by TLION(m): 10:11am On Aug 10, 2021
obembet:
He will be sold for 34mil but would be bought back for 134mil THE CHELSEA WAY.

Salah

Lukaku

Next will be Tammy
. De brune

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