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Have you tried dancing naked on your head?

inforesource:
Should we tell him?

Don’t tell him that he is a mumu oooo, please don’t tell him

Don’t worry, begin do press up reach 100, she go soon show your house.

This is one reason of many reasons why the north and south are very different.

baralatie:
shey you know say all these dey advertise and connect?

We get strong network, so no shaking

fredoooooo:
Se because boxing day is on Saturday that's why Monday is now holiday ? NIGERIANS too love enjoyment...

Abeg leave us, after all this suffer, we need to party hard

baralatie:
okay o!
na pele pele dem dey take do am o!

you know say all these girls some of dem na so dem go dey push person

I know Bros, this girl has the habit of shaking her waist anytime she sees me, I don dey give an close marking since, so once the thing set, I no sorry for her at all but now we be friends, she will always refer to that day and say “ you wanted to kill me that day, naughty boy”

Your wife was alone in Ogun state and you are in Abuja, hmmmmmm. Oga sure say na u get that belle. Yoruba men aka Yoruba demonds are ready to Sell their house just to sleep with a woman ooo, dem no care if na married or unmarried. They even prefer the married ones self. They say those ones dey sweet die. You get mind o to leave your wife for Yoruba land all alone. Those guys no Dey mercy pvssy ooooo

baralatie:
ehen!
I said it that meanwhile awon Eleni Elenu will come and use mouth!

wey the next set of people

See you, when I bleep one babe on Monday for more than 30mins, she was like “ you want to finish me ba” , me I was like “ after all the shakara you have been doing for me since, this is your punishment “

This one too much na, e go quick fall self, I like them moderate

LadyTianna:
Lol so sex with you only lasts 5 mins. Damn

Me I Dey do 30mins plus

When I finally get her and am bleeping and I remember all her shakara, men I put in more energy to the work

You will have more money saved up

5hanklee:
May your phone fall inside.

And his shoe also

These hoes aren’t loyal

Quality20:
Thee man shd forgive n overlook. It seems d wife was just overtaken by situations and vibes beyond her control. U can't expose a weakling to such a strong n continued temptation and not expect her to shake. He shd examine himself very well,is he doing all he is suppose to do for her? And besides, how certain is he that she was gonna b shagged? Did he find a dick inserted in her or what? As far as I'm concerned d lady is not guilty of adultery period!

You find two people naked in a room and you are asking if they had sex? No sir, they were playing ludo

This my office colleague is always looking into my eyes when ever we come across each other, I don’t know what she wants oooo

UnbanEbenezar:
the guy is dead
he died yesterday

So sad

I don laugh tire for office, my oga Dey ask me wetin happen

No matter how sexy they look, I will never get into any entanglements with this secondary school girls. You need to see a girl in ss1 down my road, these girls are growing so big these days at such young ages. When am driving by, she would be waving at me, me I just drive faster. The Bible say “ flee from temptation “

One of my favorite actor in Nollywood, carry go, but remember to drop something for the boys ooo, guys are not smiling

When you set ur house on fire, I will give you my advice, till then, na you sabi

genq:
No lies here. Yoruba women dey fucck sha.
If you investigate most cases of paternity fraud, na dem

Avoid Yoruba married women oooo, enough said

newoffer:
Do you have idea of any area in Lagos where u have plenty married women doing runs after their husband must have left for work

Die dey hungry you ba?

Make sure you go in and reach the end of it

That will be cool, I want a GPMG with belt fed ammunition

Na wahala for who try me ooooo

dukeprince50:
I am very sure u are living in one room in a "face me, I face u house" where I smoky "i pass my neighbour generator" is the most used.

Power has been so bad in ur area that u now spread cloth on electric wire cos u are sure Nepa no go surprise ona"

Eyaaa, no worry, u will soon make it too

fuckaholic25:
but TEMS get yansh sha o!! e go good for doggy

Where you see yansh, chai Nigerian youth

Fvck don dey hungry Chris brown

Me, I be Abuja big boy, but I no Dey make noise, we no like noise for Abuja, ur swag will let people know dat the money dey no be small. If you like India food , meet me for silverbird , na there we Dey chop things we no know just for the fun of it

I remember when I buy Chinese rice and stew for 14k, I reach house I no understand wetin I see, so I chop the rice and the shrimps for the stew, leave the rest for Fridge for a week, na my Babe come throw the stew out

We need to transfer you to the Middle East to go and sample opinions