₦airaland Forum

Mide3367:
Lobatan . Guys hide your iPhone and your benz. Them don come

And ur ATM

Christmas don land for SWAT operatives

Give aboki boys 100 Naira, dem go comot am sharp sharp

When you think you have seen it all, another one will come and surprise you

Oyibo say na where persin Dey work na there him Dey chop, na wetin make rector set up bed for him office be dat

Who enter trouble for abroad, Dey think say Nigeria Dey your back, my dear you are sitting on a long thing . Better get a good lawyer

Na photoshop

Too long, abeg someone should summarize

You Dey fear to date cause Christmas dey come ba?

PureMe01:
The biggest fool in this is any southerner who will condemn the attack/kidnap of these students.
It's a family matter.they voted him.
Let them settle their matter.

Correct my brother, may your wisdom pot never leak. Why are southern people crying more than the people with the problem. Have you heard from the sultan of sokoto or the emir of Kano ? And people in the south are rolling and crying over matter way the people way e concern no send

We still don’t give a fvck, any southern person that sends his children to go school in the north. Then be ready for something like this and it will be your fault

Wetin be intersex? U bleep both male and female?

daewoorazer:
Do not underestimate anyone

And most importantly, NEVER ask anyone “WHAT WILL YOU DO?”

Especially to a woman who you have hurt

We in the south don’t give a fvck, na him and his people wahala be dat.

The butt hole was rock hard? Anyway with your wahala you surpose do more. Anyway, as long as Na wifely, no wahala

Baba God , please I want to be part of them o. I need another passport ooo

Nothing concern us from south of Nigeria, we do our own protest, make una do una own

Ade3131:
Ask them right now if Buhari should be unanimously given a 3rd term ticket, you'll see all of them saying Yes.

So why worry yourself about them?

onuman:
Vietnam? The Vietnamese were in their own country with defined borders as they fought off invaders.

But Amotekun or militants have no borders; they share one country with the invaders, live in the south of Nigeria in the same Nigeria where the invaders come from.

At least you said south of Nigeria, you just defined a border or demarcation or what ever u want to call it. You as a southerner,if you go to the north and say you want to separate this fight, the northerners will tell the boko boys or bandit where to find you.
This problem need to be solved by the northerners within the north. No outsiders can solve this problem for them. Just imagine a school in the south and 200 girls are kidnapped,that whole state would shutdown and everybody will enter the bush to go look for them

Jonathan39:
Stop reading only headline, the joke is on Southwest.

If you don’t understand sarcasm, then sorry no vex

Stop wailing mr Usman , don’t embarrass yourself

onuman:
Amotekun or militants can’t save SW or any region in Nigeria.
Hundreds of those well armed bandits and religious extremists we see in the north can take over any area in the south in one week.

Paramilitary groups of one zone to save people of the zone against invaders from another zone is window dressing.

Go and read about the Vietnam war, nothing can be more rugged than people comming together to fight for their home and family. The north destroyed them selves by having thousands of children they refused to take care of. Now those children have become endless supply of foot soilders to boko and bandits and you want to go their to separate their fight?

onuman:
E concern all of us in the south.
After the bandits finish with ravaging the north, they shall head southward.

Aside from that, Nigeria’s Economy has been devastated by the banditry and religious insurgency from northern region of Nigeria.

My brother, if e concern you, join the army and help them go fight for north, but me I rather join amotekun or even militants self to fight for my people . Northerner go join army and then lobby to be posted to Lagos or port harcourt.

Na northern Nigeria mata, e no concern us from south of Nigeria

Shortyy:
And they say big breasted women are nice

I like yours, full and nice looking

When Buhari is done in 2023, someone will write a book about his presidency and it will be called

THE WASTED YEARS

You just dey know, we don know since tey tey

What of my girlfriend’s ass. Does that count?

SweetCunt97:
Yes I lust after him wholeheartedly. His lips, his eyes common! If that makes me a sinner, then I'm a freaking sinner.

See what u caused, your profile picture has just made me sin, giving me bad ideas