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Nma27:
I've got the mind. Hope u own a bike o with all this ur jamb questions

i don't and i doubt you stay within my environs.
there are bike trainers in lagos.
if you learn fast, we might do interstate.

haywhy59:
Lol, dis thread still dey

you been wan close am before?

i'd still like to do light scale business with lagtech.

Nma27:
You messing with me ryt? I killed a cow last Christmas so...

one full cow and you lived to tell the story? you must be from a spaceship.

wanted to know if you've got the "mind" for high speed.

Nma27:
Nope but would love to learn.

can you kill a chicken?

Nma27:
I was even referring to Power bikes .

hope you slept fine and you rode one pinky bike in dreamland.

do you know how to ride one?
i like female bikers.

wetin MEP mean?
I've know someone who just wrote jamb. does he stand a chance?

paybak:
I bought the system not quit long from a lie mohammed lineage descendant.. He never told me the thing has a minor screen issue, he only told me it has battery problem that i trusted him so much without testing it before paying him.. It actually working perfectly though buh the screen issue sets in once in a while.. And i have purchased another though so if you have good perfectly working android i can swap it with or 20k.. Number is zero eight zero eight seven zero seven zero four two six and on whatsapp too.

10K.

Nma27:
Dude seriously

unseriously o. i only made a guess and it seems i was wrong. wetin you dey think?

brainreset:
Chairman, only the people who belong will appreciate the worth of such a system.
I also use a 4GB RAM 500GB HP.
Will soon upgrade sha

try upgrade am to at least 8gb ram and make e be one of the i's.

do american, canadian or british girls cheat the way our naija girls cheat?

fortuneteller please share your opinion.

Nma27:
Blow me Away!

guess you like riding for hours (like lance armstrong) while listening to lionel richie's all night long...

darbeelicous:
lolz...... That's actually the worst part..... They think I'm gonna be crying, when Im still in level 58 in candy crush....... Hehehehe, like I said, NO TIME!!! [left][/left]

leave that thing. na so we been dey talk. "who cares about a girl when i'm yet to finish dante's inferno or i'm thinking of how to win champions league in fifa 15".

when reality hit me, i stayed up all night missing my buddy.
e no easy o

darbeelicous:
lolz....... Honey the truth z that if a guy has ever cheated on me, I don't know. But one thing I do know is, once a guy starts acting funny, na straight deleting be that...... No time to check time...... [code][/code]

hope you no dey cry yourself to sleep whenever you press delete?

midehi2:
See as dem be, why do they always cover that below part, its part of disgrace na, open that thing make we see jor

you be seer?

Nma27:
Yea

bicycles? 1200cc's? vybe kartel's bikes?

Nma27:
Yea

bicycles? 1200cc's? vybe kartel's bikes?

"load up the chopper like it's december 31st"

Nma27:
Nice... Love Bikes. Not Okada oo

you love riding bikes?

MissCuppy:
True, and they are not flexible.

an experienced one has said it all.

YOUNGSTUNNA:
my man... make dem no hear the H word o..

my greatest challenge is PC.. my 4gb Ram and 500gb ROM HP is not enough for most of my heavy softwares. I need a monster of 16 GB ram and 1TB ROM.
my friend just got one... 900k+ I feel like robbing him lol..

that's some badass spec. i7?
is it an alienware?

Richydos:
Lolzzz... U indeed toast d guy and gave him your bread.... Just like your name u are truly a toastedbread
Please do u have any bread at hand Cox i wouldn't mind u toast me to come n get it

no flour yet. once i get the flour, i'll make and toast the bread for you.

dangotesmummy:


Are you serious?

So guys get jealous too?

I thought there were MANY FISHES IN THE OCEAN

after catching from the sea, you put in your fishtank and never go to the sea again. Imagine someone trying to come fish out the only little fry in your tank.

beardlessdude:
sharrap ya mawt! You're a liar. There's no such app! Rada rada. I wonder what people get from lying online.

Nonsense.

sorry bro. youngstunna ain't joking. apps exist but you need top clearance for all that. google
"project ECHELON" without the quotes.

when installing a phone app, do you read all the t&c before you tap i agree?
some will tell you "this app will access your phonebook, camera, mic, messages, without your consent". why would an app access your camera at will?

don't say what you don't know.

chuks34:
I know she's cheating but yet to catch her blue handed

The easiest way to catch a cheating partner is through whatsapp web.
My babe get luck say she no dey use Android

very true but that means you won't do anything that day to monitor her convo realtime. otherwise, she'll clear her chat instantly.

before the war,
that's how one bros came to our lodge and became our friend. takes us out for free beer on some weekends and he sleeps in my room. unknown to me, he was using us to spy on his gf who stayed in my compound.
after the beer he'll ask some funny questions about the girls in the compound and some drunk guys started singing songs with his gf's name in the lyric.
he did his undercover very well and he got to know the girl he wanted to marry.
one morning, he was on the balcony when a solara dropped the girl. she wore a mini skirt with no undie...
he called her name from up and i rushed out and saw the guy with tears in his eyes.
he told me how he has been paying rent, electronics (the girl room been fine o. 32" led, generator, fridge, microwave) tuition, upkeep, and still yet she chose to act this way.
he took her bag and saw 7k. threw the money all over and asked "is this what he paid you"?

i felt for him sha. he just left after then.

Teel012:
. hmmm, I can see you have explored the deep dark web. Badt guy, tiri gbosa for u.

everything's out there on the web if you know how to look.

meanwhile, what do you think about that nsa leaked stuff that was used in making wannacry.
have you gotten the .7z tools?


cc:
brainreset
youngstunna

justscorchone:
Omo to straff with no strings attach na the highest joy oh,una go just dey blow dey go..Kai I miss my careless that year.

at some point, all that lifestyle go taya you. you'll eventually look for that ONE to chill with.

all you who want to spy on your gf phones,
visit SILKKITIE, HANSAN, or VALHALA and locate an app.

brainreset>
youngstunna>


... H word too (Shhh... Make people no hear).
Bottom line:
So many things to learn... So little time...



i sight 2H's...
nice to meet you you.

after enough cheating signs, i left her at home with my cam on and went out. reviewed the cam when i got back and saw when she made a call to someone. i checked her call log and saw the caller. texted him with her phone to come to my address.
uzo thought it was her and came. i thanked him for coming and handed her over to him.

that lady must be a market woman to encounter sweaty smelling men.
when you say most, that's like 3.5/4 of the male population and i doubt if she did her research in 5 l.g.a's.

well, when you trek under the sun, queue at the atm, brt, rub body against people in the market, even your $500 perfume fragrance will evaporate.

to know if a guy smells, meet him when he's at a bar drinking, when he's at the cinema/ mall,...