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 Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Time: Which Of These People Is The Dumbest? by tobnical(op): 2:12pm On May 08, 2013 |
Exponental: @op.......tell us d truth? U listed ur characteristics.  ....lol! Ur name shows u lack letter "i". Exponential not exponental. it remains "i" for ur name to be in english dictionary. But unfortunately its missing; dat "i" is simply intelligence.......lol! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Reps, Gov Aliyu Want Dokubo-Asari & Kuku Arrested by tobnical(m): 12:17pm On May 08, 2013 |
windows8: On a more serious note, such statements cannot be said by anyone without serious backing at the top, GEJ is speaking through him, threaten and telling us indirectly of what to expect aftermath, funny country with cue less leaders.this Dokubo is saying the truth from his heart. Who don't know that south-south will pay back double for all d north has done to Jonathan's government. Let's wait and see |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: INEC 2012 RECRUITMENT: Has INEC Contacted You For Aptitude Test ? by tobnical(m): 9:56am On May 06, 2013 |
Abusitamuno: Does the code affect our pay?i fink he shld b one of d pple stil expectin appointment letter |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: INEC 2012 RECRUITMENT: Has INEC Contacted You For Aptitude Test ? by tobnical(m): 7:19am On May 06, 2013 |
Preciouszero: Guy you are on the wrong page. we dont send codes here. 4k off!!!!dat shld b d recruitment/ registration code now! 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by tobnical(m): 2:42pm On May 02, 2013 |
jafanasy: pls some one should respond 4rm kebbi 4 confirmation...lol! You talk as if all newly recruited staff of INEC are on Nairaland. Only few of us are here! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Time: Which Of These People Is The Dumbest? by tobnical(op): 12:59pm On May 02, 2013 |
Ranoscky: Man who bears Tobnical (fyi, the name i typed started with capital letter T, NOT small letter should in case).dude! U failed! Tobnical is not listed as part of the options...try again latter! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Time: Which Of These People Is The Dumbest? by tobnical(op): 10:15am On May 02, 2013*. Modified: 1:02pm On May 02, 2013 |
donted: You r d wisest. Repeated joke. First to comment |
| Jokes Etc › Laugh Time: Which Of These People Is The Dumbest? by tobnical(op): 9:51am On May 02, 2013*. Modified: 10:13am On May 02, 2013 |
WHICH OF THESE PEOPLE IS THE DUMBEST/MOST STUPID?.. (Lol) 1) Mr. Apple: man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi 2) Mr. Ball: man who goes to the the bankwith a spanner to open a bank account 3) Mr. Cement: man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept 4) Mr. Drawer: man who watches news on tv and waves at a news reader 5) Mrs. Egg: A woman nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills 6) Mr. Fish: man who lowers his tv volume because he wants to read a text message 7) Mr. Geese: man who sprays himself with Mortein to keep mosquitoes away  Mr. Honest: man who polishes his shoes to take a passport size photo9) Mr. Ink: man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough, then came down and started stoning... 10) Mr Jug: A man who see faeces on d floor, smells it, then tastes it to confirm and say "na shit º°˚, thank God say I no match am Dont Lie 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Breaking News- Fire Guts INEC Headquarters Again! by tobnical(op): 6:24pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
I fink this people suppose to have worked on the cause of d fire so dat it doesn't happen again. But alas! Here we are! |
| Politics › Breaking News- Fire Guts INEC Headquarters Again! by tobnical(op): 6:16pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
A fire incident occurred on Monday at the Headquarters of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, in Abuja.http://premiumtimesng.com/news/130747-fire-guts-inec-headquarters-again.html
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by tobnical(m): 10:42am On Apr 22, 2013 |
seunban: Lag pays minimum of 60k for dere teachers...but d appointment letter should indicate d amt dey ll b paying....tired of d whole stuff sef......52k as take home. Dats after pension nd tax deduction |
| Politics › Re: Presidency Reacts To ACN On Jonathan Use Of Lagos Roads by tobnical(op): 9:40pm On Apr 17, 2013*. Modified: 10:24am On Apr 18, 2013 |
No be small thing! Source: https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=530972116960915&id=100484630009668&set=a.152919604766170.37823.100484630009668&refid=17 1 Like |
| Politics › Presidency Reacts To ACN On Jonathan Use Of Lagos Roads by tobnical(op): 9:31pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Presidency Reacts to ACN Order On President Jonathan Not To Use Lagos Roads on His State Visit. STATEMENT BY THE SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT (PUBLIC AFFAIRS) DR. DOYIN OKUPE ON THE STATEMENT BY THE ACTION CONGRESS OF NIGERIA’S NATIONAL PUBLICITY SECRETARY, ALHAJI LAI MOHAMMED CALLING ON LAGOS STATE GOVERNOR, BABATUNDE RAJI FASHOLA TO PREVENT PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN FROM VISITING LAGOS Our attention has been drawn to the unfortunate and irresponsible comments of Alhaji Lai Mohammed, National Publicity Secretary of Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) in respect of President Goodluck Jonathan’s impending visit to Lagos. Lai Mohammed is obviously misguided and mischievous in his disposition. It is difficult to understand or explain how he expects Governor Babatunde Fashola to control or obstruct the movement of President Jonathan, the President and Commander -in Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. It is obvious that Alhaji Lai Mohammed does not have the least of understanding of the workings of government or official protocol. The insult to the president of the nation who is the symbol of our collective sovereignty as contained in his letter to Governor Fashola is obviously a product of a warped mind that is equally evil and unprogressive. We have always known that Alhaji Mohammed is not fit to be a national officer of a decent political party as evinced by the outbursts and vituperations that emit from his shallow mind. We know for a fact that Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola is of higher breed with proper upbringing and will not descend to the level of debased political wretchedness to which Alhaji Mohammed belongs. We wish to state categorically that the President’s visit to Lagos cannot in any way affect the proceedings of the ACN convention or its proposed merger with other parties. Such thinking can only come from a mind intent on making mischief and raising false alarm as usual just in order to score cheap political points and heat up the polity unnecessarily. Nigerians must now know Alhaji Mohammed for what he is: a confusionist, scaremonger and a debased politician with a belly full of deceit, mischief and treachery. Signed: DR. DOYIN OKUPE SSAPA, APRIL 17, 2013. 38 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by tobnical(m): 4:15pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Blizzle: Posting of professionals has been carried out, you will need to confirm your posting from the state headquarters as a circular has been sent to all states.dats true! Just goto any INEC state office nearest to u and check ur postin dere. The list of entire professionals is sent to all d states. Mass scattering! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: INEC 2012 RECRUITMENT: Has INEC Contacted You For Aptitude Test ? by tobnical(m): 4:18pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
" .....Speaking on Monday(today) in Abuja at the commission's quarterly meeting with Resident Electoral Commissioners, Jega said that INEC had gone far in..."Source: mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/inec-to-issue-10-year-permanent-voters-card-before-end-of-2013-jega/There's a meeting going on presently in Abuja with all the 36 RECs and Prof. Jega in attendance. Let hope our issues will be discussed and solved there. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by tobnical(m): 4:14pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
" .....Speaking on Monday(today) in Abuja at the commission's quarterly meeting with Resident Electoral Commissioners, Jega said that INEC had gone far in..."Source: mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/inec-to-issue-10-year-permanent-voters-card-before-end-of-2013-jega/There's a meeting going on presently in Abuja with all the 36 RECs and Prof. Jega in attendance. Let hope our issues will be discussed and solved there. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by tobnical(m): 10:11am On Apr 15, 2013 |
oluemmakay: @ tobnical. U re correct. Afta d intaviw, i was thinkin of changin d Master prog i was applyin for, frm F/T 2 P/T. Tank God i heeded 2 counsel frm wise men, i wil ve myself 2 blame by now.I had to abandon d small job I was doin because of one month MOE training hoping dat it was very real. Thank God I was able to get another job. It wudnt hv bn funny now. 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by tobnical(m): 9:07am On Apr 15, 2013 |
Everyone is really expecting this job; but the truth of the matter is that not everyone will be called. For pple with BEd. ,those who passed d test and attended the interview; Only very few of them will b called. For Project 355 candidates; good number of them will be called but not all of them. Too much expectation might lead to unbearable disappointment. Dats my opinion |
| Family › Re: What Can You Say About This Picture Just In One Word? by tobnical(op): 7:37pm On Apr 14, 2013 |
Infact when I saw the picture, I couldn't help laughing out loud! |
| Family › What Can You Say About This Picture Just In One Word? by tobnical(op): 2:57pm On Apr 14, 2013 |
What can you say about this picture just in one word?
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| Jokes Etc › What Can You Say About This Picture Just In One Word? by tobnical(op): 2:29pm On Apr 14, 2013 |
What can you say about this picture just in one word?
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by tobnical(m): 11:44am On Apr 14, 2013 |
peconwa: Hello guys! I heard we wont be paid the 28days on first appointment,i got the info from one of the inec EOs,he said "talk about it and loose ur job" i dont know how true this is,anyone with info should share!E.O? I dey laugh o!!!! When REC himself doesn't knw how far! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Never Loose A Girl With These Qualities by tobnical(m): 9:59pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
fonssy: This post is silly and senseless. These are qualities of a girl with low self esteem. j4jj: Oh! U r a lady of high esteem! Heaven knows I can't stand a female like u! Heaven knws!SELF ESTEEM! Hnmmmm! She will soon understand d reality of life dat its not bread and butter. |
| Romance › Re: Never Loose A Girl With These Qualities by tobnical(m): 9:19pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Ridiy: Abeg, leave her 2 go jare....but u will find someone who is better than her in all ways sef....many married women re not wives. wife is different frm just a woman. She's Very hard to find. U can only get her thru God's favour(nah so bible talk) |
| Romance › Re: Never Loose A Girl With These Qualities by tobnical(m): 8:52pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Whoa! Going by ur criteria, she actually scored more dan70%. Dat distinction! Heaven knws dat I can't let her go an inch! |
| Romance › Re: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by tobnical(m): 8:39pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Another fictional story! At least u made it to d front page! |
| Fashion › Re: Women Are Better-Off Without Bras - Research Claims by tobnical(m): 2:52pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
splashbaby: Braless bossom is what they are about to introduce...all this research na to increase nudity.Another research from d pit of hell part II.......lol! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by tobnical(m): 8:21am On Apr 13, 2013 |
Toptop and kingscollege u guys re behaving as if u re not mature. You re on ur own! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by tobnical(m): 6:58pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Pls let's stop all these abusive languages. Its not the best for us at such a time like this. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Inec Apointment 2013 (newly Apointed Staffs ) by tobnical(m): 5:19pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
rolandrumble: UPDATE: Info. Reaching me (CONFIRMED) that professionals should from tomorrow (10th of april) xpecting text messages for postings and all... GOD BLESS...thanks guy! I pray this is true. |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Cry When The Man Ask "Will You Marry Me" by tobnical(m): 1:57pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Sapphire86: Honestly speaking, I ve asked d same Q myself oo!u mean say u neva get any proposal..lol! I hope dis is not an advert. Seun, take note...lol! |
