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And that's it

A room mate is needed around Mafoluku Oshodi. A male or a female.


CONDITIONS

1. Must be a Christian
2. Must have a Job
3. Must love to exercise
4. Must have a good sense of humor
5. Must be neat
6. Must love to read
7. Must be Teacheable
8. Must be between the age of 20-30
9. Must be single
10. Must not be a drunkard (although I drink too..I can never get drunk)
11. Must be willing to provide contact details of family members
12. Must be computer literate
13. Must not be a smoker
14. Must not be snoring when sleeping
15. Must be willing to present a medical report
16. Must be willing to present a police report( He has never been arrested for any crime whatsoever)
17. Girlfriends are not allowed in the apartment (if you must Bleep go and pay for an hotel)
18. Must be willing to give info if he/she is not coming back home on any particular day.
19. Must show consistency in achieving his/her purpose in life
20. Must be a graduate.

Wow.....quite a list...... right?........phewwwww


But guys that's it. Living with a total stranger is going to be very difficult but these few rules are just pointers to the personality I want around me.

Accomodation- Negotiable

Interested Applicants should contact me on my WhatsApp Number +1 (504)-258-0686

PS:- Additional rules are welcomed from fellow readers .....Happy New Year

Lai lai it won't work again....if you like turn to Jesus and carry our cross....it will not work...koller werk

Every body is just running away from Nigeria. ..chai.

The oil on her face is enough to make stew.

Hello all...i just got an invitation for a job interview and in the salary section it was written "competitive" boldly there. Please what does it mean?

Are we going to play a competition, so that it is only the winner that will earn a salary?

BUHARI

What the boy did.....

From a reliable source...

I heard the boy told his father that Buhari is the best president and He should vote him again in 2019..

Meanwhile the father was a member of the rejected Peace Corps.

BOO HARRY .........See what you have caused.

NIGERIA....I HAIL THEE.
GIANT OF AFRICA, SOME WILL SAY

I guess there are always right to some extent.

Unemployment- GIANT of Africa
Corruption- GIANT of Africa
No Electricity- GIANT of Africa
Bad roads- GIANT of Africa
Insecurity- GIANT of Africa

Needless to say that we are also GIANT in so many negative things.that's why we have always remain at a spot.


Lemme tell you something....

NIGERIA will never get better if there's no stable power (electricity)

Tell me.....what can you do in a dark room?
What can you achieve?
Your phone might be placed in your front but because of the darkness, you might spend hours before you can locate it.

If there is electricity(stable) investors will come in...and that's more revenue for the government. But our corrupt and wicked politicians won't allow that.

Because when there's stable electricity.... many of us won't buy fuel for our generators(generators consume fuel than vehicles) and most of these politicians are the ones controlling the petroleum business..

So when there's stable electricity..... they are surely going to be out of business.

What can you achieve in darkness?

If you ask me...the only thing possible is SEX

Even God said...."LET THERE BE LIGHT" before the creation.

What can you achieve in a confused state?

Because the nation is very confused NOW..

MY PVC IS FULLY READY NOW.....

CAN'T WAIT TO DO WHAT I COULDN'T DO IN 2015

WHAT'S THAT?

VOTE OUT BUHARI....

IF POSSIBLE VOTE WITH MY TEN TOES AND TEN FINGERS.

THE AMOUNT THESE JOBLESS BOYS MAKE IN A DAY...

SOME GRADUATES HAVEN'T MADE IN A MONTH.

TO ADD INSULTS TO INJURY, TO EVEN EMPLOY GRADUATES TO WORK FOR THEM.

THEN I ASK MYSELF

WHY DIDN'T I STUDY "TOUTISM" IN SCHOOL?

Just wondering...

You are dining with a girl in a 5 star hotel... and as you made your way leave. You saw your own fiancee coming out of the lodging section of the hotel with a guy that owes you 2 million naira for close to 8 months.

What do you think will happen?

koolkidcletus:
https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/885703614747901953

And if Hell Rufai becomes president? All Hell will be me loosed.

moonloved:
Tochi8888 which part of d area are u staying?

I stay at wuraola street... that's the street where you have St John Catholic Church and you?

tochi8888:
Two people have just been shot dead in Ago Owu area of Shogunle..... off Ladipo.... you are all warned to stay indoors... this morning.

Details later

I heard Hamburger told one of his boys that was killed to go back and avenge his death..... He should not disgrace him the more.... (all this happened in the land of the spirit) the guy has stood up again.....


Mhen.... jazz dey oooo

I fear this touts and their juju.

Two people have just been shot dead in Ago Owu area of Shogunle..... off Ladipo.... you are all warned to stay indoors... this morning.

Details later

edo3:
o boy,,see as many people dey quote u.

Like John 3:16 abi?


Believe it or not that's what happened.... I saw it live... if you don't believe me ask Hamburger......

Florblu:
Guy slow down now
Which cinema did you watch this?

I knew people won't believe this.....

So no one believed my eye witness account?

Thank God..... at a far range as I watched.... when they shot at hamburger..... he dissapeared... but his shadow can still be seen..... so they said some incantations on thier guns... rubbed some juju on their palms.... and shot at the shadow.... then the guy (hamburger) re-appeared..... and he was shot again in the chest.... that's how he died..... I ran than Usain Bolt today.

FP pls...Cc_lalasticlala
Cc_ishilove

.

The significance of the radio and television can never be overemphasized. They are some of the most used mass media platform, although the internet is pulling wits now.

But sometimes I prefer to listen to the radio more than I watch the TV... and it always turns out that I can't do without the two of them.

So what do I do?

I always switch on the TV and radio at the same time... but I will reduce the volume of the TV(and watch pictures) listening to the radio at same time..... but if I come across an interesting program on the TV(by the pictures) I reduce the volume of the radio and increase it's (TV) volume.

I end up gathering lots and lots of information and always updated. (Winks)

Don't blame me... They say information is power

Mods lalasticlala

Pls help me with this post am in die need of advice

Sissy 3
Dominique

Hello Nigerians.... Hello world

Please I need some advice and prayers for the plans of the evil ones not to prevail in my life.

Some months ago I woke up to a[b] "tiny" [/b]pain at the centre of my head... later in the day I took some drugs hoping it was a headache. It subsided a bit... and later resumed more harsh some days later...... I went to a renowned pharmacist who gave me some prescriptions(I took for some days) but this painful movement in my head won't stop(instead it starts to spread from one spot to the other) I went for a  test and it was revealed that I had little traces of typhoid.... I was placed on a drip and medications to treat that... still it persisted.

I have seen a doctor too... and he gave me some drugs... still no improvement(this pain gets worse as the day passes)

Now this painful movement(or migraine)is spreading across my head towards my forehead and eyes.

Many thoughts run through my mind.
Do I have cancer?
How can i get a free medical check up?
Is my brain reacting from an infection?
Do I need a CT(computerized  Tomography) scan or an MRI (Magnetic Resonace Imaging) scan?..... these are costly and I can't afford it.

Etc

The problem is spanning 4-5 months now...... still won't stop.

Please doctors in the house help me, if you are out there and possibly have experienced this before or you know someone who has experienced this.... please i'd like to know how they came out of it.

Thanks in advance. 

cc: lalasticlala

Is there a price for FTC or FP?.... I can't understand some people

Let them jump to the lagoon

Thank you all for making this thread go far..... I will sure keep you guys posted on the successes and failures (probably) of my business.... please "NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS" if you can't fly:run, if you can't run:walk, if you can't walk:crawl, if you can't crawl:roll just keep moving.... Do not let one situation or the other pull you down or be depressed.... you can achieve more than people think you can... just believe and shoot..... gbam!!!! you are there. Thanks to the moderators that pushed this post to the front page. God bless us all. Amen..... lalasticlala

SnowJay92:
I don't use kik, how about whatsapp?

08065325894