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Health › Re: No Evidence That COVID-19 Survivors Can’t Be Reinfected - WHO by toffyz(m):
This is serious o

Over 200K deaths and still counting!
Sports › Re: Football Records That Can Hardly Be Broken by toffyz(m): 12:09pm On Apr 26, 2020
cfree14:
Number 10 is not what u think man. It means they have scored while it was as jst 1 minute in a match, 2 minutes in a match, 3 minutes in a match and so the 90 minute and 90+ minutes.

Not all goals in a single match
Oh, I get that. Thanks man
Sports › Re: Football Records That Can Hardly Be Broken by toffyz(m):
Number 8 is not a big deal record. I'm very sure he's not the only player to have done that in world Football.

Number 10, I doubt the authenticity of the record. Does that mean they scored 90 goals in a match?

Number 15, not that a special record a number of players must have done that and few others would do.

Number 16, It's crazy, I can't figure out what must have caused that, probably a late injury. And he has already been included in the line up, also maybe a farewell match for the player, and the team is playing against minors in an unimportant match.
Christianity Etc › Re: When Your Boyfriend/girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by toffyz(m): 10:11am On Apr 26, 2020
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Romance › Re: Video - Sexy Lady Has Gone Viral For Dressing Seductively, Barbing A Man's Hair by toffyz(m): 9:57am On Apr 26, 2020
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Crime › Re: NEWS BREAKING: Twins Children Of Islamic Cleric Kidnapped In Ibadan by toffyz(m): 9:49am On Apr 26, 2020
They want ransom. You will definitely receive their call or text message anytime soon.
Sports › Re: Arsenal To Return To Training Next Week But Players Will Train Individually by toffyz(m): 9:38am On Apr 26, 2020
It's not likely football season will continue again with the numbers of death so far in Europe and still counting.

It's outrageous!
Politics › Re: How The 36 Nigerian States Got Their Names by toffyz(m): 9:25am On Apr 26, 2020
You're very correct about Ekiti been Okiti- Settlement of many hills. Have been told a very long time ago. .

Nice write up. Kudos!
Health › Re: Allow Us Heal COVID-19 Patients, Apostle Suleman Tells FG by toffyz(m): 11:42pm On Apr 25, 2020
Audio healing
Health › Re: JUST IN: Fayemi Confirms Four New COVID-19 Cases In Ekiti by toffyz(m): 11:19pm On Apr 25, 2020
Another two weeks loading. chai
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Ali Modu Sheriff's Convoy, Kills 3 Policemen, 2 Others by toffyz(m): 5:03pm On Apr 25, 2020
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Crime › Re: Husband Kills Wife In Jigawa For Denying Him Sex Days After Their Wedding by toffyz(m): 3:32pm On Apr 24, 2020
On top sex....Inside life
Crime › Re: Herdsmen And Their Cows Chased Out Of Ekiti By Amotekun (Video) by toffyz(m): 2:23pm On Apr 24, 2020
Amotekun

So dem still dey
Crime › Re: Police Officers Fight Over Bribe In Edo State (Video) by toffyz(m): 9:29pm On Apr 23, 2020
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Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by toffyz(m): 5:25pm On Apr 23, 2020
I'm sure that Musa would have become Yahoo Guy by now...because at that tender age, he could reason like that.


jamael:
Funny scam when I was still a child.

Mine happened a long time ago. However, I still remember it crystal clear cuz it taught me some deep lessons.

I schooled in a religious school, back then in Sokoto, Mamman Barkeji Nursery and Primary School. In my Primary 3, I got first position for the first time and became the class prefect. Normally, girls started coming closer to me. I also reciprocated their kind gesture. There was this beautiful girl who came second that term. She was taller then most of us, had a pointed nose, and a very wonderful smile. I think her name was like Henuwell.

Naturally, I liked her. After school one day, a friend of mine, Musa, came to me and told me that she liked me and that she wanted to be my friend and would need some money. Mind you, I was about 7 years old then oh. Happily, I have him the little I has on me, about 10 kobo.

The next day, during the morning assembly, he told me that she was very grateful and that she loved me for that. My head began to swell. He asked whether I had some more money for her that it would make her love me the more. Unfortunately, I didn't have any with me, but I promised him that I would get it for him the next day. My people, that was how I started stealing the small change from our children's purse that was kept in my parent's room. I stole the N 25 that was there and gave it to the boy. Everyday, I got one new love story or another from the girl about how she was thinking of me, how she loved me better than any other boy, etc through Musa. grin

On one Monday morning, nemesis decided to pursue and catch up with me. I went into the Children's purse and lo and behold, only N 500 note was left there. Without thinking twice, I took the money and kept it in my bag. When it was time for us to go, my dad told us to enter his vehicle so that he could pick up our neighbours and drop us all at school. I really don't know what happened, but when he came out of the room, he came out with an empty bag of Children's money and began to ask for the thief. All of us initially denied it. Then my mom joined him and began to beg us to open up. By that time, I was already shaking. That was how I confessed and got serious beatings from both my parents. I cried and cried and cried. It was really painful. After some time, my parents stopped and bundled me inside the car.

As soon as we got to school, they told the Headmaster and I went for the morning assembly. The first thing that Musa asked when he saw me was whether I came with the money. At that point, the pain I was feeling was more than my love for Henuwell and I told him to leave me alone. As soon as the assembly was dismissed, my class teacher called me to kneel down under the tree for stealing from my parents. I then told him that it was because of Musa and Henuwell.

When both of them came, Musa couldn't look at me. As the man was about to punish both of them, the girl shouted that she didn't know anything about it. That was when Musa confessed that he didn't even talk to the girl and that he was using the money I gave him for himself. You need extra beatings I received that morning. Musa was called a criminal, was terribly beaten and got seriously punished throughout the whole day. They even asked reported him to his parents.

To crown it all, about a week later, I learnt that Henuwell actually really loved me and wanted to be my good friend. embarassed

The next term, I left that school.

That was how I was scammed.
This stuff happened about 16 years ago, but funny enough, as I was typing this, I could still visualise Henuwell's face. wink
Travel › Re: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by toffyz(m): 3:01pm On Apr 23, 2020
Radarada
Music/Radio › Re: Top Five Nigerian Songs that Revolutionised Song Covers In Nigeria - Iamsynord by toffyz(m): 4:43pm On Apr 22, 2020
Fvck who ever that put this nonsense in front page.

The list is so wack and annoying!
Politics › Re: Adamu Adamu To Replace Abba Kyari As Buhari’s Chief Of Staff - Sahara Reporters by toffyz(m): 10:01pm On Apr 21, 2020
Issokay
Education › Re: Covid-19: FG Postpones WAEC, NECO Exams Indefinitely by toffyz(m): 9:56pm On Apr 21, 2020
Definitely
Business › Re: Fire Guts CBN Office In Jos by toffyz(m): 9:51pm On Apr 21, 2020
Fire Everywhere....May God protect us all.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: FG Blocks Five Governors From Flying Out Of Nigeria by toffyz(m): 9:51pm On Apr 21, 2020
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Business › Re: Lockdown: I Visited Shoprite In Ikeja And It Was Empty (Photos, Video) by toffyz(m): 3:54pm On Apr 21, 2020
Of course, were you expecting the mall to be overcrowded by this period?

Strategic places like this would be the main focus and target of the force ( Task force, Police and military)

And definitely, people would avoid those places @ least for now

So I'm not surprised!
Health › Re: Good News In Italy: Church, Cemetery Filled With COVID-19 Bodies Is Empty(Pics) by toffyz(m): 3:43pm On Apr 21, 2020
So it's only US that's terribly affected and still affecting.

The Mighty USA, Lol
Celebrities › Re: Fake Nude Photo: Tacha Blasts A Blackmailer Trying To Scam Her With Edited Pix by toffyz(m): 2:47pm On Apr 21, 2020
This scammers no sabi work oo...Lol

Why are they all targeting those who won't even care if they're published. Herself and Toke Makinwa are already known for half naked dresses.

They are shameless whores
Politics › Re: Covid-19 Lockdown: I Visited Shoprite And It Was Empty (pics, Video) by toffyz(m): 2:41pm On Apr 21, 2020
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Travel › Re: I Finally Stepped Out Of The House After Two More Months Of Quarantine (photos) by toffyz(m): 10:06pm On Apr 20, 2020
which country is that?
Health › Re: Chioma Has Now Tested Negative Twice For Covid19 ... Says Davido by toffyz(m): 10:51pm On Apr 19, 2020
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Politics › Re: Muhammad Marwa Is New Chief Of Staff by toffyz(m): 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2020
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Crime › Re: Punch Newspaper Driver Arrested For Conveying Passengers by toffyz(m): 2:58pm On Apr 19, 2020
The Driver would have collected thousands of naira from the passengers.

Unfortunately for him he's gonna lose his job.

And possibly prosecuted.
Health › Re: Fears In Maiduguri As Nurse Dies Of Covid-19 Related Symptoms by toffyz(m): 2:55pm On Apr 19, 2020
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Education › Re: Take A Shot At The World’s Shortest IQ Test – But 80 Per Cent Will Fail by toffyz(m):
0.05 ( 0.05 + 1.05= 1.10)
5min
47days

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