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Mtcheeew.... It pains me so much |
Abeg I no fit just dey here dey watch THRILLER say na church. It's the church drama dia practising..... I better watch this HILARIOUS COMEDY.... Abeg make una leave THRILLER and watch COMEDY ![]() [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1P9j1q0fF4[/img] |
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My friends once told me that village girls are the best to be a wife material, I said no, that most of them are illiterates, but they also told me that they can cook, wash, Clean, and maintain their husband, they don't cheat. That only gavee the momentum to go home and decided to marry a girl from a village... (The day of introduction)(my father, mother, and the girl's family are seated) My father: my in-law, we have found a ripped mango in your house. Her father: oh! That's every family's dream. But if i ask, which of them do you want? My father: (call me) my son which of them? Me: it's chi-chi. Her father: are you sure you can marry her? Me: yes, I can! Her father: (telling the wife to call on chi-chi) Her mother: chi-chi!!! Chi-chi: yes mummy! (she came) Her father: chi-chi, this man said he wants to marry you, so it will be good for you to hear from him. Me: chi-chi, I'm wuzor prince, I'm an engineer by profession, and I came all the from Lagos to come and ask for your hand in marriage. Chi-chi: (she being an illiterate, didn't understand what I said, and asked me in IGBO) Isii? (What?) Me: (again) chi-chi, I'm Wuzor Prince, I'm an engineer by profession, and I have come all the way from Lagos to come and ask for your hand in marriage. Chi-chi: Isii? (What?) Me: I'm Wuzor Prince, I'm an engineer by profession, and I have come all the way from Lagos to come and ask for your hand in marriage. Chi-chi: (provoked) ah! Why? (In Igbo, maka gi ni!) For what?, now that you have come to marry only my hand, if you marry only my hand, who will marry THE REST PART of the body ![]() ![]() SEE RUN! EVERYONE ON THE RUN, HER FAMILY PAST THEIR COMPOUND, MY DAD AND MOM was no where to be found, only to find them at home, that's how I was forced to become a REVEREND PASTOR... |
Even soldiers Oh my GOD! What's really happening in Nigeria? Are we under a spell of not to be united? Oh! I pity for the family members of this young OKADA man!!! [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRjFlPd_jfY[/img] |
So now, INEC chairman, mean that we re going to endure for 4 years again ![]() ![]() [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRjFlPd_jfY[/img] |
Pls, she shouldn't be beaten o! Let's encourage, advise, enlighten, help, and know the problems and difficulty she's passing through!!! Country is hard now! Pls, let's try understanding one another pls............. |
The way people re molesting their fellow now eh!, ptcheew! How can they say the woman is the one killing all the villagers?. This kind of thing can't happen to my MOTHER and they go FREE o! Ptcheeeew! Where re the woman's children na?......... SORRY, WHICH PASTOR, NATIVE DOCTOR, AND PERSON THAT TOLD THEM THE WOMAN WAS THE KILLER ![]() THEY ARE LIKE THIS VIDEO....... [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
Wow! So AMAZING ![]() |
I would have say that their FACES looks like OLD RUGGED CROSS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9chCKpm5ac[/img] |
Yoruba! Yoruba!! Yoruba!!! The AH! U people always exclaims is no Longer enough, now it's no more AH! It's now RITUAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9chCKpm5ac[/img] |
Akpurakpwumbem!!! Achalugo!!! Chisos! Chisos!! Chisos!!! E don wey dem for life....[img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
Hahahahahahahahahaha. E be like say dat guy no know say this life na ONE ONE! [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
May their soul rest where they have prepared for their selves earlier! |
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People should always try remembering that there is GOD, and notin done under the sun that the LORD GOD don't know..... Look @ this like girl now! No matter wot was the controversy between the MOM and the MURDERER, it shouldn't have affected the CHILD..... This should also be an advise to the WOMEN. Stop NEIGHBORHOOD FIGHT, CONTROVERSY, and even Keeping MALICE....... Let it STOP� ones and for ever..... Tanks for reading, it me # WUZOR PRINCE COMEDY # [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
People should always try remembering that there is GOD, and notin done under the sun that the LORD GOD don't know..... Look @ this like girl now! No matter wot was the controversy between the MOM and the MURDERER, it shouldn't have affected the CHILD..... This should also be a warning to the WOMEN. STOP NEIGHBORHOOD FIGHT, CONTROVERSY, and even KEEPING MALICE....... Let it STOP ones and for ever..... Tanks for reading, itz me# Wuzor Prince ubojiekere # WUZOR PRINCE COMEDY [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
She is among those who MONEY OPENS THEIR LEGS, even WIDE ![]() [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
They even look like the GOAT ; ![]() |
Hmmmmmmmmm!!! |
There is nothing like soldiers, it won't be any other force apart from SARS... Even if am in de dream, and they said, soldiers killed someone like that I will defend the soldiers cos dey can't do it. They are trained, well mannered, disciplined and instructed in some certain tins..... Let SARS go and there will be peace in our NATION.... I don't even know y they were created sev. [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
BIBLE SAYS......... AND A MAN SHALL LEAVE HIS FATHER AND MOTHER AND CLIFE TO HIS WIFE..... AND CHURCH SAID ALSO.......... BEFORE YOU MARRY, YOU NEED TO SEEK THE FACE OF GOD, AND PRAY IN DE AREA OF MARRIAGE........ I MUST SAY, THE WIFE IS NOT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR HIM. [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
R.I.P, its like a dream hearing it, it shouldn't have be u, well GOD knows the BEST. Once again...... R.I.P GEN.ALKALI IDRIS ![]() [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
Such is life, WE SHOULD START LEARNING FROM THEIR CASE, "LIFE IS ONLY ONE, NO DUPLICATION, EXTRA, OR ONE LEFT LATER!" THERE IS ONLY ONE, SO THEREFORE LET'S USE IT WELL, LET'S STOP GAMBLING WITH OUR SOUL........... REMEMBER, THEY ARE GONE FOR EVER AND EVER! [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |
Can do u that when he is with his GUN?, and some of his co-members in crime are with him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aTdwpP6rk8[/img] |

