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CrimeRe: Robber raped me with poly bag as condom, teacher tells court by Tokative(m): 12:52am On Sep 04, 2019
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CrimeRe: Xenophobia: If Abacha Was Still In Power!!! by Tokative(m): 12:07am On Sep 04, 2019
cry cry kiss What pains me most is that these people that are killed are all IGBO'S
Mtcheeew....
It pains me so much cry cry cry cry cry
CrimeRe: Snake Man Exposed While Trying To Attack Prophet During Prophetic Sunday Service by Tokative(m): 10:27pm On Jul 06, 2019
Abeg I no fit just dey here dey watch THRILLER say na church. It's the church drama dia practising.....
I better watch this HILARIOUS COMEDY.... Abeg make una leave THRILLER and watch COMEDY
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Jokes Etc-white House-(watch Latest Wuzor Prince Comedy) by Tokative(op): 9:01am On May 16, 2019
Jokes Etc-the Rest Part- (wuzorprincecomedy_#youtube) by Tokative(op): 8:51am On May 16, 2019
My friends once told me that village girls are the best to be a wife material, I said no, that most of them are illiterates, but they also told me that they can cook, wash, Clean, and maintain their husband, they don't cheat. That only gavee the momentum to go home and decided to marry a girl from a village...
(The day of introduction)(my father, mother, and the girl's family are seated)
My father: my in-law, we have found a ripped mango in your house.
Her father: oh! That's every family's dream. But if i ask, which of them do you want?
My father: (call me) my son which of them?
Me: it's chi-chi.
Her father: are you sure you can marry her?
Me: yes, I can!
Her father: (telling the wife to call on chi-chi)
Her mother: chi-chi!!!
Chi-chi: yes mummy! (she came)
Her father: chi-chi, this man said he wants to marry you, so it will be good for you to hear from him.
Me: chi-chi, I'm wuzor prince, I'm an engineer by profession, and I came all the from Lagos to come and ask for your hand in marriage.
Chi-chi: (she being an illiterate, didn't understand what I said, and asked me in IGBO) Isii? (What?)
Me: (again) chi-chi, I'm Wuzor Prince, I'm an engineer by profession, and I have come all the way from Lagos to come and ask for your hand in marriage.
Chi-chi: Isii? (What?)
Me: I'm Wuzor Prince, I'm an engineer by profession, and I have come all the way from Lagos to come and ask for your hand in marriage.
Chi-chi: (provoked) ah! Why? (In Igbo, maka gi ni!) For what?, now that you have come to marry only my hand, if you marry only my hand, who will marry THE REST PART of the body huhhuh

SEE RUN! EVERYONE ON THE RUN, HER FAMILY PAST THEIR COMPOUND, MY DAD AND MOM was no where to be found, only to find them at home, that's how I was forced to become a REVEREND PASTOR...
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CrimeRe: Bribe-taking soldiers shoot man dead in Edo (Graphic) by Tokative(m): 7:55am On May 16, 2019
Even soldiershuh Oh my GOD! What's really happening in Nigeria? Are we under a spell of not to be united? Oh! I pity for the family members of this young OKADA man!!!

lipsrsealed embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cryRIP SIR.
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PoliticsRe: INEC Official Results For 2019 Presidential And National Assembly Elections by Tokative(m): 11:13am On Feb 28, 2019
So now, INEC chairman, mean that we re going to endure for 4 years againhuh
cry cry cry kiss angry sad cool huh
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CrimeRe: Herdsmen In Fulani Burn Church And Kill Worshippers In Kajuru, Kaduna (video) by Tokative(m): 11:07am On Feb 28, 2019
May their SOUL RIP..... cry cry cry cry
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CrimeRe: Female Thief Caught And Disgraced In Ijebu Ode, Ogun State by Tokative(m): 10:59am On Feb 28, 2019
Pls, she shouldn't be beaten o! Let's encourage, advise, enlighten, help, and know the problems and difficulty she's passing through!!!
Country is hard now! Pls, let's try understanding one another pls.............
CrimeRe: Woman Who Has Been Killing Her Village People Caught And Disgraced In Abia(pics) by Tokative(m): 10:54am On Feb 28, 2019
The way people re molesting their fellow now eh!, ptcheew! How can they say the woman is the one killing all the villagers?.
This kind of thing can't happen to my MOTHER and they go FREE o! Ptcheeeew! Where re the woman's children na?......... SORRY, WHICH PASTOR, NATIVE DOCTOR, AND PERSON THAT TOLD THEM THE WOMAN WAS THE KILLERhuh

THEY ARE LIKE THIS VIDEO....... cry cry cry cry
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CrimeRe: Burial Of Daniel Usman, Shot Dead During Elections In Kogi. Photos by Tokative(m): 10:31am On Feb 28, 2019
Oh! Wot a bad way to END!!!
RIP my guy. cry cry cry cry
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CrimeRe: Heavy Woman Kills Boyfriend By Sitting On His Chest After A Fight In Their Home by Tokative(m): 6:34pm On Dec 04, 2018
Wow! So AMAZING grin
CrimeRe: Robbers Who Killed Victor Akinbile Arrested (Pics) by Tokative(m): 6:31pm On Dec 04, 2018
I would have say that their FACES looks like OLD RUGGED CROSS! grin grin grin cool shocked[img]
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CrimeRe: Supo Bamidele, Businessman Arrested With Human Parts In Osun (Photo) by Tokative(m): 6:26pm On Dec 04, 2018
Yoruba! Yoruba!! Yoruba!!! The AH! U people always exclaims is no Longer enough, now it's no more AH! It's now RITUAL grin grin shocked[img]
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CrimeRe: How Woman's Loud Scream Saved Her From Being Killed By Ritualist In Delta State. by Tokative(m): 6:23pm On Dec 04, 2018
Tank GOD for her LIFE o!
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CrimeRe: Efcc Found Yahoo Boys Den Where They Are Training New Members by Tokative(m): 10:36pm On Dec 02, 2018
Akpurakpwumbem!!!
Achalugo!!!
Chisos! Chisos!! Chisos!!!
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CrimeRe: Phone Thief Falls Inside Soakaway, While Fleeing, In Ijoko, Ogun State by Tokative(m): 10:33pm On Dec 02, 2018
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
E be like say dat guy no know say this life na ONE ONE! grin grin angry grin[img]
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CrimeRe: Pastor And His Friend Beheaded In Cross River State (Disturbing Photos) by Tokative(m): 1:49pm On Nov 25, 2018
May their soul rest where they have prepared for their selves earlier!
CrimeRe: Man Killed By Cultists Days To His Wedding After Fleeing For 5 Years. Photos by Tokative(m): 6:38pm On Nov 24, 2018
grin grin grin shocked Marriage bye bye! Mummy I go bring grandchildren bye bye, infact mama u go come OMUGOR hmmmm! Bye bye! shocked shocked shocked shocked grin
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CrimeRe: Baby Strangled In An Uncompleted Building As Mum Went Out To Buy Things (Graphic by Tokative(m): 5:47pm On Nov 11, 2018
People should always try remembering that there is GOD, and notin done under the sun that the LORD GOD don't know.....
Look @ this like girl now!
No matter wot was the controversy between the MOM and the MURDERER, it shouldn't have affected the CHILD.....
This should also be an advise to the WOMEN.
Stop NEIGHBORHOOD FIGHT, CONTROVERSY, and even Keeping MALICE....... Let it STOP� ones and for ever.....
Tanks for reading, it me # WUZOR PRINCE COMEDY #
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CrimeRe: Baby Strangled In An Uncompleted Building As Mum Went Out To Buy Things (Graphic by Tokative(m): 5:42pm On Nov 11, 2018
People should always try remembering that there is GOD, and notin done under the sun that the LORD GOD don't know.....
Look @ this like girl now!
No matter wot was the controversy between the MOM and the MURDERER, it shouldn't have affected the CHILD.....
This should also be a warning to the WOMEN.
STOP NEIGHBORHOOD FIGHT, CONTROVERSY, and even KEEPING MALICE....... Let it STOP ones and for ever.....
Tanks for reading, itz me# Wuzor Prince ubojiekere # WUZOR PRINCE COMEDY
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CrimeRe: Graphic Video: Maggot Comes Out From A Lady Private Part by Tokative(m): 5:27pm On Nov 11, 2018
She is among those who MONEY OPENS THEIR LEGS, even WIDE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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CrimeRe: Goat Thieves Caught And Paraded With The Goat They Stole(photos) by Tokative(m): 5:25pm On Nov 11, 2018
They even look like the GOAT grin ; grin grin
CrimeRe: Togolese Cook Reveals How He Killed Chief Ope Bademosi by Tokative(m): 5:20pm On Nov 11, 2018
Hmmmmmmmmm!!! grin grin grin shocked cool shocked
CrimeRe: Man Shot Dead After Soldiers Invaded A Bar In Rivers State. Graphic Photos by Tokative(m): 5:06pm On Nov 11, 2018
There is nothing like soldiers, it won't be any other force apart from SARS...
Even if am in de dream, and they said, soldiers killed someone like that I will defend the soldiers cos dey can't do it. They are trained, well mannered, disciplined and instructed in some certain tins.....
Let SARS go and there will be peace in our NATION.... I don't even know y they were created sev. grin grin grin grin shocked shocked
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CrimeRe: Slay King Killed For Stealing iPhone And Laptop In Edo. Graphic Photos by Tokative(m): 6:50pm On Nov 06, 2018
Chai! Chai!! Chai!!!, diaris GOD oh!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
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CrimeRe: She Was Very Wicked - Neighbour Speaks On Wife Who Killed Her Husband & Three Ch by Tokative(m): 3:20pm On Nov 06, 2018
BIBLE SAYS.........
AND A MAN SHALL LEAVE HIS FATHER AND MOTHER AND CLIFE TO HIS WIFE.....
AND CHURCH SAID ALSO..........
BEFORE YOU MARRY, YOU NEED TO SEEK THE FACE OF GOD, AND PRAY IN DE AREA OF MARRIAGE........
I MUST SAY, THE WIFE IS NOT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR HIM.
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CrimeRe: How Gen Idris Alkali’s Decomposing Body Was Recovered (PHOTOS) by Tokative(m): 3:16pm On Nov 06, 2018
R.I.P, its like a dream hearing it, it shouldn't have be u, well GOD knows the BEST.
Once again...... R.I.P GEN.ALKALI IDRIS
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CrimeRe: Four Persons Killed In Rival Cult War In Cross River State. Graphic Photos by Tokative(m): 3:07pm On Nov 06, 2018
Such is life, WE SHOULD START LEARNING FROM THEIR CASE, "LIFE IS ONLY ONE, NO DUPLICATION, EXTRA, OR ONE LEFT LATER!"
THERE IS ONLY ONE, SO THEREFORE LET'S USE IT WELL, LET'S STOP GAMBLING WITH OUR SOUL...........
REMEMBER, THEY ARE GONE FOR EVER AND EVER!
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CrimeRe: Beat Up Any SARS Who Tries To Check Your Facebook Or Account Details by Tokative(m): 3:02pm On Nov 06, 2018
Can do u that when he is with his GUN?, and some of his co-members in crime are with him?
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