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datprincess:
hahaha..... good question

The answer is... no

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2847509_dickk_jpegb4d802d04a24b5c66da352a1a463d35e

So if I do those things I will look like that?

mrpackager:
familiar.


ngbo onila

What is ngbo?

onila:
thanx boo

Yeah, nothing wrong with that at all. Saving oneself for the one and only is a noble thing.

5. Call on your older brother to pound the shit out of the teacher.

mrpackager:
onila again

So you are familiar with each other then?

MzRoyalHighness:
okay you need attention or nah

I always need attention. I'm a guy after all

onila:
I just told cutehector, why I made the thread

definitely not helping her promote her music

now shift

So you are a virgin then? If so, good for you.

MzRoyalHighness:
okay whitey

Whew! Tough crowd here tonight...

MzRoyalHighness:
whatever that means negro

It means lighten up.

MzRoyalHighness:
whatever bloke

Don't get your panties in knot there sistah

pet4ril:
Seriously, I will ignore dis post what am I even saying sef Y am I here

It's a joke, lighten up.

MzRoyalHighness:
you mean stupidity

I mean intelligent.

So the moral of the story is all daughters are dogs?

MzRoyalHighness:
when people ask dumb questions tho

Not dumb, inquisitive

When you are finished taking a pee, do you:

1. Wipe

2. Dab

3. Air dry

Harbioollah:
Old joke.

The ending part says he was about to go take a condom in his car. Thats why its good to keep condoms in the car.

Ah. should have known. Any sane guy would have been all over the sister.

Umm... get her to see a Urologist.

Daniel058:
That's why she tested him. .

So how can there be a happy marriage without trust to begin with? I would have been pretty pissed if that happened to me.

Wow. How juvenile. I would expect that kind of crap from a 15 year old.

Sorry to say bro, but your "wife" doesn't trust you.

Good guys finish last bro.

Stop acting like you don't have a spine and take control of the situation.

CANTICLES:
So Guys, how will u feel or how would you feel if a lady texts you " hello handsome" ??

I know she is bullshitting.

You sure they are women? They look like guys to me.

6. Don't grab a boob until your lips are fully locked.

abat4real37:
Here Is The Bride Wearing the Most UGLY Wedding Dresses EVER! Grooms, RUN

Is this A Circus Bride?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2672785_uglybride_jpeg5415aff7fcff606457cb949be7efcde6




Is this a wedding dress for a marriage ceremony or a costume. . . we're confused?

That looks like toilet paper.

cozy7:
Exactly what I said before.......Hoes everywhere!

Ain't nothing wrong with hoes bro. They just gotta be treated the right way