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Pochettino:
He also didn't make 'fantastic assists'. Name a few memorable ones please...

How well do you know Okocha than playing for the Super Eagles?

Cos Ozil watching and admiring Jay-Jay would be during his days in Fenerbahçe, Turkey, while Ozil was growing up as a kid.

Okocha had the very good record, assisting and scoring for a midfielder, playing for Fenerbahçe. I’m sure you don’t know that

Pochettino:
Jay Jay was never known for his assists. He was a flair player and his goal/assist returns were actually poor for a player of his quality.

Be cautious of adjectives in sentences.

I didn’t talk about Ozil’s numerous assists but fantastic assists.

Okocha had “poor” goal/assist returns doesn’t mean that he didn’t make fantastic goals and assists

Little wonder he makes fantastic assists

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Mazi has provided billion jobs for the people o.

IPOB is a full time employment

Gamesmart:
Only Penaldo can score so much penalties.

your signature has answered you

Islamic organization, Muslim Rights Concern, MURIC, has asked the Nigerian Government to, without further delay, place a travel ban on outgoing US President Donald Trump.

I never knew that MURIC is also a comedy group

THE Federal Government, yesterday, mandated companies in Nigeria to employ qualified Nigerian graduates understudying for expatriates, or face sanctions.

Charity begins at home.

He that comes to equity must come with clean hands.

A slight headache, they’ve all run to Europe, America and UAE, after budgeting billions for Aso Rock clinic with good Nigerian doctors and nurses.
Their children aren’t in Nigerian schools, they are all outside even to study common Business administration course.

Their shopping for daily needs is in UAE and not Nigerian stores.

Please FG, sanction yourself on these and make amendments before these expatriate companies can take you serious and not think it is your usual barking

light099:
Bullcrap.
Is this really news? It's some big news to dumb folks maybe.
This record isn't different from my neighbor's, who broke the record for having the stinkiest shiit in the neighborhood. They both have something in common. And that is, they don't contribute anything to human existence or survival, neither do they affect the ecosystem in anyway.
Something I've come to realise is that people are not as smart as I thought. Especially the Commonwealth of common sense available to humanity depreciates as each day goes by. That is why the present generation is the dumbest so far, in irony to the tangible amount of knowledge flying around.

This is too early

The powder isn’t good for your health and that of others. Stop it!

The universal GOAT has done it again.

Scoring 15 league goals for 15 consecutive league seasons isn’t a child’s play. Only The Ronaldo can do this and he has just done it

Golan007:


Alams go resurrect oh.

He die before?

Movich17:
Our Problem is weak institutions, the fact that majority of our Youths (who are majority of voters) are hardly educated and illiterates but called "Graduates".

Calling the majority of the youths a morosoph - educated illiterate?

joseph1832:
I totally understand you. Still same wasn't said when Goodluck Jonathan congratulated Buhari.... Though many in PDP weren't happy he did. Only God knows what would have happened if Goodluck Jonathan hadn't accepted defeat. Chai!

Goodluck was so humane and that action of his averted disaster cos PDP through Orubebe et al were ready to set the nation ablaze.

Goodluck Jonathan conceeding defeat and congratulating Buhari before the announcement of the final result was his personal thing, not PDP thing. If he had gone “Donald-Trumpy”, our capitol would probably be burnt down.

So our problem seems to be the Parties, cos Nigerian political parties seem to be flocks of sheep having idiotic sheep leading and deciding for each flock

joseph1832:
it's amusing how we Nigerians always tend to reject whatever doesn't favour us.

That is just Nigerian way, partisan everything for political gain.

If an election is organized and APC wins the election, you will surely hear PDP shouting foul and rigging, and vice versa.

This kinda election that is meant to be nonpartisan. Having APC swiftly congratulating the winners gives it a political undertone. Same thing if PDP had done that also

Like this is the APC version of Ohaneze, judging by the majority of the gladiators that queued behind him at the venue of the election.

If it isn’t APC thing, the party won’t be so swift to congratulate him.

Don’t be surprised when PDP and the party stalwarts in the region come out to reject the election and call it kangaroo

Etrusen:
last time I check

you are Yoruba Muslim

so that makes closer to him

”Iran were n dun wo, ko see bi lomo” (so interesting watching a madman displaying, but no one prays giving birth to one)

Etrusen:
you are just as foolish as you are not to know that it was a mistake

e pain you ni?

Someone can not play with you in peace again?

Buhari’s brother

COVID-19: [b]Nigerians tackle Buhari for reserving Pfizer vaccine for VIPs, Chinese vaccine for ordinary citizens

Nigerians have excoriated the Buhari administration for advancing moves to inoculate millions of citizens with the controversial Sinopharm COVID-19 vaccine from China.

Trust them, they will.

Government people wey sabi keep money and palliatives meant for the masses can do that

Etrusen:
even baba woye know say their generation na scam to our own generation uprising

woye?

This one don break for front tooth

Emmanuelauc100:
Male and female African Grey babies for sale
They have very high talking capacities and are also sociable they come along side a:
-CAGE
-DNA
-HEALTH CERTIFICATE
-CITES PERMIT

DNA to confirm its paternity?

Is there anyone contesting it’s pater?

Legendguy:
I need a good advice on how to go about this.
My family relocated from Lagos to a town in ogun state. Due to the underdevelopment of the town, my mum got involved in cultivating vegetables to generate income, mostly ugwu at the back of the house. Our land demarcation joined with someones land at the back where my mum is planning, and each time she planted, the ugwu will extend to their land, although the owner of the land has done foundation. my mum was making money from the ugwu business. When the news got to the owner of the land that we are using his land to farm, he came and started ranting and shouting reporting us to the rest neighborhood,
So one night like that I peep through my window and saw the man spraying some substances on the land, and ever since then ugwn has never grown well on that land.
My mum kept insisting that's they are diabolical people and they imvoke something on the land. I tend to agree because the man is an Alfa. I told mum that we can see if we can sterilize the soil may be the soil lack nutrients but she insisted that they have done diabolical things on the land.
My question is that is it possible for such a thing as diabolical to happen on the land, or it's just lack of soil nutrients

Nothing so diabolical about the chemical sprayed by the man. The man has only sprayed herbicide to kill the weeds on his land.

The man owns the land and may still use it in the future, I see no reason why he will want to destroy his own property by disallowing his neighbor to use it.

Rain was so inconsistent from the middle to the end of last year. The very reason why your mama’s Ugwu never did so well.

But to be sincere, tell your mum to seek permission from the man before using his land for farming. It is very honorable doing so

Lavisha:
Haa!

Aye le o!

Ibosi o
Aiye dorikodo, ko ye mi mo
Ibi a ma gba o, ko ye niyan

Larrykaysail:
no need to Argue come to my IG page pictures/ videos don't lie , But no need wasting my time with blocked brain fellow like u,

i don’t need visiting the IG page of a scammer.

You shall be caught one day

We men also should be allowed to be in the mood to lay down money for home care.

Any woman demanding and threatening us to give money without our consent is a financial rapist.

Let us all be mad together

Larrykaysail:
"Not dull like u" , carry ur cross don't stay here wasting ur time , am making big cash per hour .

Continue deceiving yourself living in one ghetto in Nigeria claiming diaspo

Your English don show where you are already

AgathaMoses:
I literally read that part of his tweet in Yoruba just like you did hahaha. But what is atiro?

someone whose two legs aren’t balanced or the same length

Biodun556:
Christianisation agenda.

It insensitive for NIMC to establish a registration center in the premises of a religious organization.

[s]When it comes to intolerance, Christians are number 1 in Nigeria[/s].

The only reasonable post you made is in your second paragraph.

It is so unreasonably insensitive for that kind of secular registration for different religions to be stationed in a religious place of worship.

Would women with their hair opened be allowed to enter a mosque environment to register if the registration is centered in a mosque or people entering with footwears?

The husband is more idiotic than the man calling his wife.

Why would a married woman engage a “stranger” to the extent of threat on friendship dating and sex.

A man can never get to that extent of phone conversation with a strict sensible married woman.

GOVERNMENT2:
DELE NA EDO MAN AJI

Dele is from Edo State, not Edo man AJA

Larrykaysail:
I am dull like u. I listen to News , I have Nigeria news forum , and I have nairaland too, I don't have energy to follow up with you, this is 2021 believe in what you see and know. Bye bye

Thank Gee you acknowledged the fact that you are dull. But me ain’t dull anyway.

If you did have Nigerian news forum like nairaland like you claimed, you would see these;

https://www.nairaland.com/3403556/nigerian-men-usa-killing-imported

https://www.nairaland.com/4552939/why-nigerian-husbands-kill-wives

When you engage the Buharists and Zombies on media and real life, you won’t but remember the characters whose only maxim is “Four legs good, two legs bad” in the famous George Orwel book, Animal Farm.

What Lauretta Onochie would tell you on Twitter is the same response you will get on nairaland and real life.

Like Buhari, like his followers

“She went their usual route of cheap blackmail that ‘Buhari has failed because he’s not paying…’ us cash. Lauretta picked on a wrong customer once again. When a child buys a pair of shoes for his one-legged Dad, he should be ready to hear some true tales. I’m not a govt jobber!!”

“Omo atiro ti o ra bata ese meji fun Baba re, itan lo fe gbo”
Omo Yoruba atata