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Politics › Re: Buhari Pays N2.6bn To 638 Youwin Awardees by Tolexander: 5:11pm On Jun 28, 2016
That is nice of Mr President!

Continuity brings about continuous development
Politics › Re: UN Has Announced The Release Of $13M To assit Boko Haram Victims by Tolexander: 5:09pm On Jun 28, 2016
Thanks!

Hope everything gets to them!
Politics › Re: Zahra And Hanan Buhari Spotted In Abuja by Tolexander: 4:58pm On Jun 28, 2016
Pretty ladies!

The two sisters look alike facially, but a slight difference in the size of their b00bs.

But they are still in Ramadan now, how come Zahra is standing so close to the guy?
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Babangida Receives NEMA Officials In His Residence. Photos by Tolexander:
With all the billions he stole from the Treasury, I never knew IBB will still look like this.

Thought the billions is gonna keep him forever young, hale and healthy!
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress Iyabo Ojo Slays In Red Agbada (photos) by Tolexander: 4:51pm On Jun 28, 2016
Oh,

It's cool on her, I must admit cool cool cool kiss kiss kiss
Politics › Re: STRANGE WORLD : How Did This Things Happen. Pictures. by Tolexander: 4:48pm On Jun 28, 2016
PhockPhockMan:
Meaning that you have admitted that Buhari presidency is a big mistake?
no,

Not a mistake but correction.

However, corrections are not always right!
Politics › Re: Saraki And Ekweremadu Tutored On Life In Prison by Tolexander:
The fact remains that Nigerian judiciary system hasn't got all it takes to sentence and jail the Senate President and his Deputy.

The man lecturing them was just trying to be a clown.
Politics › Re: STRANGE WORLD : How Did This Things Happen. Pictures. by Tolexander:
OK!

1 The car is a flying car and the driver decided landing on the gate.

2 the topmost rod is removeable. It was locked at both ends to prevent the pony from straying off.

3 Photoshop

4 He is there as a replacement to his clueless predecessor
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode And Nenadi Usman Sent To Prison By Court by Tolexander: 4:13pm On Jun 28, 2016
meforyou1:
FFK can rot in prison. They should release Nenadi Usman immediately
lol

Nigerians!
If Nenadi Usman from Kaduna(North) is released and Femi Fani-Kayode from Osun(South) is retained in prison, you will start shouting northernization and tribalism on the part of the government.
Celebrities › Re: Actress Daniella Okeke Shares Hot Post-workout Pic by Tolexander: 4:03pm On Jun 28, 2016
Na yansh she get joor, she no really get that curve!
Sports › Re: Scary Pictures Of How Chinese Children Are Being Trained For Olympics by Tolexander: 3:51pm On Jun 28, 2016
Little wonder the Chinese do well in gymnastics event in Olympic!

Well, the bones are still developing and relatively soft.
Education › Re: PHOTOS: School In Edo State Where Pupils Still Sit On The Floor by Tolexander: 2:59pm On Jun 28, 2016
orobs93:
Who come dey build am if u look dat picture closely u will see d pvc up there dats a sign the class room was worked on dey did not complete d project
I no understand again o!

Shey na only Government dey do school project with PVC ni?

The OP said the school is a private school abi government dey build private school ni?

The last time I checked, the public schools in Edo state were not sold like Oyo government planned doing.
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Mansion In Beverly Hills, USA by Tolexander: 2:52pm On Jun 28, 2016
tomakint:
***singing Fela's ofe se lu, ayakata*** grin grin you too funny
egbon, aw va na?
Education › Re: PHOTOS: School In Edo State Where Pupils Still Sit On The Floor by Tolexander:
orobs93:
Hmmm dis sud be imaguero I am not rite but the governor worked in dat skool
Just incomplete job
egbon, the OP said Idia Nursery and primary school!
360frolic:
THIS IS IDIA Nur/pry school in Edo State, pupils still sit on the floor.


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/photos-school-in-edo-state-where-pupils.html

cc lalasticlala
Shey Governor dey build nursery and primary school ni?
Crime › Re: Police Arrest The Man Who Withdrew 541k 4rm A Lady's Acct Using Stolen ATM(pics) by Tolexander:
To the fraudster, RIP


RIP- Rot In Prison
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Toyin Aimakhu Stunning Ankara Look by Tolexander: 2:41pm On Jun 28, 2016
nikkypearl:
Na the style u wan see abi na bosom shocked shocked
Na the style jare.

I no even mind paying for the material and sewing cool
Politics › Re: Egbesu : Return My Symbol Of Authority, Tompolo Begs Buhari by Tolexander: 2:31pm On Jun 28, 2016
So Tompolo can be like this? shocked

WARRI- FORMER militant leader, Government Ekpemupolo, alias Tompolo, complained to President Muhammadu Buhari, Tuesday, that the military had not returned his symbol of authority as the chief priest of Egbesu Shrine, Oporoza, Gbaramatu Kingdom, removed from the traditional temple about a month ago.
Dear Tompolo,

You can just take a stroll to Abuja to collect the symbol of authority as the Chief priest of Egbesuland from the military sir!
Autos › Re: Checkout This Rare Double Decked Keke (photo) by Tolexander:
bluaero:
I doubt this is lagos
it was actually taken in Liverpool, England, not in Lagos.

Don't mind the OP
Celebrities › Re: VIDEO: Korede Bello Dancing With A Military Lady & A Female Corper by Tolexander: 2:16pm On Jun 28, 2016
I don't understand why ladies in uniform are always attracted to this Korede guy.

Na so that Police PRO wey be woman(Olabisi Kolawole) go recommend am for Nigerian police Force Ambassador.
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Appears In High Court In Lagos by Tolexander: 1:55pm On Jun 28, 2016
spako4:
Femi,where are your supporters?
He that eats alone dies alone.
Nigerian supporters no get Liverpool supporters' spirit.

Na mouth dem get
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Toyin Aimakhu Stunning Ankara Look by Tolexander:
myfantasies:
She looks amazing

Dis is d best i have seen of her so far

I will definitely sew dis style
Abeg,
when you sew the style, take a selfie and upload it as dp.
Celebrities › Re: INTERESTING: Top Nollywood Actor Bags Chiefaincy Title In Canada (photos) by Tolexander: 1:35pm On Jun 28, 2016
Kunle Afolayan in Canada
Renowned Nollywood producer Kunle
Afolayan is being honoured in faraway
Canada while actor Emeka Ike criticizes his
movies.
one is making it and winning awards,
the other one is criticizing him!

shey Emeka Ike also belong to NCAN(Name checker association of Nairaland Nigeria ni!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacking The Internet- Lt Gen. Buratai Reveals by Tolexander: 1:10pm On Jun 28, 2016
Lt Gen Tukur Buratai, Nigeria’s chief of army staff says Boko Haram has been defeated on the field, but are taking the battle to the internet.
lol

It seems Lt Gen Buratai was trying to say Boko Haram has hacked the Sahara Reporters' website.
Celebrities › Re: Smash Bracket Is Set To Wed by Tolexander: 12:56pm On Jun 28, 2016
congrats!

Ma love love,
with you everything is well well
Your love dey make my heart do yori yori
Nobody can love you the way I do
Am with you ma love love

Same thing, same thing
way dey make me feel like say you go be my wife
Na the same thing
wey been dey make others dey say I dey waste my time
they thought you are wasting your time but God has disappointed them.
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Shares Video With Obesere As ''Nigeria's Sexiest Video Vixen' by Tolexander: 12:23pm On Jun 28, 2016
Apple juice video where obesere counted 1,2,3.. before knacking cozzy from behind
Romance › Re: CAPTION This Photo...lol by Tolexander: 12:20pm On Jun 28, 2016
A small girl being chased by a bird in masquerade attire.
Sports › Re: World Cup 2018: Super Eagles Fixtures by Tolexander: 12:15pm On Jun 28, 2016
**singing**

O God of Soccer
Our life is in your hand.
Politics › Re: President Asks Citizens To Eat Mice, Grasshoppers To Battle Economy Problems by Tolexander:
President of Malawi, Peter Mutharika, has reportedly asked
citizens of the country to change their eating habits and
focus more on eating mice and grasshoppers as part of
measures to ease off the biting effect of the country’s sliding
economy.
lol!

Well, consuming grasshoppers and mice is like patronizing domestic product!

He could have eaten the mice and grasshoppers to demonstrate to his citizens and show sincerity
Travel › Re: Nigerian Woman Tied With Rope In India, Sedated After She Turned Violent (video) by Tolexander: 11:54am On Jun 28, 2016
woman, in her late 20s, was identified as Mariam. She
was accompanied by a man. According to witnesses,
Mariam stopped at a mobile phone store inside the busy
market around 2.45 p.m. on Monday and when the
shopkeeper did not attend to her, she reportedly banged the
glass counter twice.

"She was told not to do, as the glass might break. Hearing
this, she banged the counter again. The glass broke, leaving
her with wounds on her hands,"said a witness who was near
the shop at the time of the incident.

Almost immediately, shopkeepers gathered around the
couple. A heated argument ensued. Someone alerted the
Upparpet police. When they tried to pacify the lady, she
allegedly attacked them. The police restrained her with a
rope and bundled the couple into their van. They were taken
to K.C. General Hospital in Malleswaram for a medical test.
At the hospital, when asked to get down from the auto, the
woman allegedly again turned violent and created a ruckus.
Efforts to calm her were unsuccessful.
ha!

Dem for no tell the woman not to bang the glass counter again, na typical Nigerian she be.
If the people didn't want the Nigerian woman to bang the counter, the best thing they would have told her is "bang that counter again"! I can't bet my last card, the woman wouldn't bang the counter again.

Our actions as Nigerian at times are opposite of the commands received.

Biko Indian police, help us release the woman, she is no mental disorder. She has only acted as a typical Nigerian.
Romance › Re: Photos: Nigerian Woman Tied Up After She Allegedly Attacked Shopkeepers In India by Tolexander: 10:55am On Jun 28, 2016
woman, in her late 20s, was identified as Mariam. She
was accompanied by a man. According to witnesses,
Mariam stopped at a mobile phone store inside the busy
market around 2.45 p.m. on Monday and when the
shopkeeper did not attend to her, she reportedly banged the
glass counter twice.

"She was told not to do, as the glass might break. Hearing
this, she banged the counter again. The glass broke, leaving
her with wounds on her hands,"said a witness who was near
the shop at the time of the incident.

Almost immediately, shopkeepers gathered around the
couple. A heated argument ensued. Someone alerted the
Upparpet police. When they tried to pacify the lady, she
allegedly attacked them. The police restrained her with a
rope and bundled the couple into their van. They were taken
to K.C. General Hospital in Malleswaram for a medical test.
At the hospital, when asked to get down from the auto, the
woman allegedly again turned violent and created a ruckus.
Efforts to calm her were unsuccessful.
ha!

Dem for no tell the woman not to bang the glass counter again, na typical Nigerian she be.
If the people didn't want the Nigerian woman to bang the counter, the best thing they would have told her is "bang that counter again"! I can't bet my last card, the woman wouldn't bang the counter again.

Our actions as Nigerian at times are opposite of the commands received.

Biko Indian police, help us release the woman, she is no mental disorder. She has only acted as a typical Nigerian.
Travel › Re: FG Test Runs Abuja-Kaduna Cabin Trains (photos) by Tolexander: 10:52am On Jun 28, 2016
The train make sense!
Aja 4 ni, o gbera tan!

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