Politics › Re: New Lagos Law: Beat Your Wife And Go To Jail! by Tolexander: 7:16pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
What about the women beating men? cos some women na bash ali. |
Politics › Re: Fg Has Declared Aug. 8 And Aug.9 Public Holidays To Mark The 2013 Eid I'll Fitri by Tolexander: 6:29pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Na Prophet Ibrahim declare am not FG!
But 2days holiday is too small!
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Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Court Grants Chidi Llyod Bail by Tolexander: 6:24pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
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Politics › Re: 35 New Firms Open For Business In Ogun State In Two Years by Tolexander: 6:21pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
taharqa2: Any New Cop that opens shop any where in Nigeria (esp for those Big Cops) has more to do with d FEDERAL GOVERNMENT than d State Govts of those States d Cops are sited. Collaboration bw both Govts, YES; but d FEDs take d largest slice. By far..... Just making this clarification for sake of d Chief Resident HYPOCRITE on NL, who has already commented here. He knows himself why you dey fear to mention and yab gbawe directly for goodness sake? Can't see him holding any cane to spank you now! Maybe you are afraid of e-spanking! |
Politics › Re: Anambra Gov Elections: INEC Uncovers 93,000 Ghost Voters by Tolexander: 5:56pm On Aug 05, 2013*. Modified: 6:12pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
[color=crimson]Anambra INEC discovers polling booths in shrines[/color] source[color=crimson]Anambra Gov Elections: INEC Uncovers 93,000 Ghost Voters[/color] sourcewho doesn't know that the ghost voters will be the things to vote in the shrine! |
Romance › Re: My Lil Romantic Experience....our KISSING STORIES!!!!!! by Tolexander: 11:43am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Omo see story!
I no dey carry last!
Coming soon! |
Phones › Re: 48.3 Million Nigerians Browse Internet On Mobile Phones by Tolexander: 11:07am On Aug 05, 2013 |
adwem2003: More than Tahiti Population  this one is talking about a country in the french polynesia islands when the figure given is up to the population of the whole french polynesia multiplied by 200. |
Celebrities › Re: . by Tolexander: 10:23am On Aug 05, 2013*. Modified: 5:12pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
rafhell: Her daughter is ugly ha ha! Be nice for once. Her daughter isn't ugly only that she refused to be pretty!
Who is her father? Sorry, what is her surname? |
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Politics › Re: Gov. Yuguda & Emir Of Bauchi Playing Football by Tolexander: 9:44am On Aug 05, 2013*. Modified: 11:48am On Aug 05, 2013 |
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Crime › Re: Igwe Of Awgbu In Anambra Kidnapped by Tolexander: 8:38am On Aug 05, 2013 |
mekaboy: So its justified to kidnap someone because he is a traditional ruler or supports a politician? u no sabi read or you no sabi understand? They've lost their respect due to playing ball boy to the politicians. |
Phones › Re: 48.3 Million Nigerians Browse Internet On Mobile Phones by Tolexander: 8:35am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Na BBM, 2go, eskimi, facebook, twitter, e-buddy and nairaland dem dey take am do. |
Politics › Re: Breaking News!! Governor Godswill Akpabio Names Successor!! by Tolexander: 7:52am On Aug 05, 2013 |
SlyIg: I blame ASUU and Aso Rock! SlyIg, you are wrong. He has nothing to do with ASUU. Hence blame it on the primary school holiday. |
Celebrities › Re: Which Of These Celebrities Will You Bring Back To Life If Given The Chance? by Tolexander: 7:22am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Nellizzy: If you are given the opportunity to bring back one of these celebrities. who will you bring back? 1. Dagrin 2. Tupac 3. Aaliyah 4. Sam Loco Efe 5. Jt Tom West 6. Fatai Rolling Dollar 7. B.I.G 8. Justus Esiri 9. Goldie 10. Mc Loph 11. Micheal Jackson 12. Whitney Houston 13. Fela 14. Others specify.. is the Others Specify artist a musician or actor? |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Chides Elders For ‘provocative Statements’ by Tolexander: 7:14am On Aug 05, 2013 |
The President described as worrisome that those fanning the embers of disunity were elders who witnessed the civil war, saw its devastating effects on Nigerians and were supposed to be teaching the younger generation the need to be united. jonathan dey visit nairaland? |
Politics › Re: First In Nigeria - GEJ To Create Police Crime Database by Tolexander: 7:11am On Aug 05, 2013 |
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Politics › Re: Uk-based Nigerian Man Arrested For Sexually Harassing Other Men by Tolexander: 4:53am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Uk-based Nigerian Man Arrested For Sexually Harassing Other Men seems the topic and the news is an issue of 'tablet' and 'shake the bottle label' i.e the topic has nothing to do with the news. |
Entertainment › Re: What Will You Do If You Are Alone With This Chick In A Room? by Tolexander: 4:44am On Aug 05, 2013 |
I will invite my pastor to pray for her for deliverance. |
Romance › Re: New York Couple Commits Suicide By Jumping In Front Of Speeding Train by Tolexander: 4:38am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Anjaana Anjaani“Two great people are going to paradise… everything will be good.” see common sense. This guy went to heaven with his own wife with him instead of going there to be looking for 72virgins which may not be available. Similar to the biblical parable of the ten virgins where 5virgins had extra oil for their lamps while 5virgins had none! |
Politics › Re: Gov. Yuguda & Emir Of Bauchi Playing Football by Tolexander: 4:20am On Aug 05, 2013*. Modified: 2:48am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Having these people playing on the football pitch is against the fifa rule as far as I'm concerned. Cos the fifa rule states that not more than a ball should be on the pitch at a time. Each of them has a pot belly making the ball to be more than one. |
Politics › Re: Students Protest Sex Among Teachers In School. by Tolexander: 3:52am On Aug 05, 2013*. Modified: 4:14am On Aug 05, 2013 |
In the petition titled: “Sex at random in our school”, signed by the senior prefects, Jackson Isieche and Mariam Okpara, a copy obtained by LEADERSHIP Sunday, they averred that intimate intercourse among some of the male and female teachers has persisted during school hours. Yeepa! Mo gbe! Na wetin go end my youth corps be this? Was only joking citing examples of Mr Neme poking Miss Nwobo in the lab and the headmaster digging the headmistress in office when i gave these students essay on 'Sex at random in our school' in the school as a group assignment for the holiday to be submitted next term. Never knew they would take it serious forwarding it to the commissioner and leadership sunday. |
Crime › Re: Igwe Of Awgbu In Anambra Kidnapped by Tolexander: 3:44am On Aug 05, 2013 |
I can't really understand what is happening to the first republic division again o.
The northern part is after killing their emir,
the western part are beating their obas, stripping them unclad,
the eastern part are kidnapping their igwes.
Well, since many of them have become a tool to the politicians, how won't they be disrespected! |
Politics › Re: EFCC Press Release : Fraudster In EFCC Net Over N5m Bank Alert Scam by Tolexander: 3:16am On Aug 05, 2013 |
chidindufrank: wow my man so you can post without sentiment attached? Good for you. which of my posts has a sentiment attachment? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Arewa Youth-Forum Visit TB Joshua's Synagogue by Tolexander: 5:24pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
dridowu: temitope balogun joshua is a Yoruba man, so what da fvck are u now saying....................pple like u just love tribal war T.B Joshua is predicting, haters are hating! |
Politics › Re: EFCC Press Release : Fraudster In EFCC Net Over N5m Bank Alert Scam by Tolexander: 4:02pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
Everyday is for the thief but a day is for the owner! |
Politics › PDP C’ttee Pays Solidarity Visitto Suntai In New York by Tolexander(op): 3:47pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
New York - Members of the PDP Fact-finding Committee on the Taraba State Political Situation paid solidarity visit to Gov. Danbaba Suntai in New York, U.S. on Saturday. The committee, led by its Chairman, Sen. Hope Uzodinma, visited the governor at a rehabilitation centre, where he is receiving treatment, following the injury he suffered after an aircraft crash in 2012. Uzodinma was accompanied by the Special Adviser to the PDP National Chairman on INEC and Inter-party Affairs, Alhaji Shitu Mohammed, the Special Adviser to the President on Political Matters, Alhaji Ahmed Gulak, Sen. Abubakar Gada and the Consul- General of Nigeria in New York, Amb. Habib Habu. “We are impressed with what we have seen and we thank God for that. We will take back home what we have seen and we will inform the leadership of the party. “We are impressed; we are also happy that the governor is recovering. We will still go back home and relate what we have seen. “We will also visit Taraba State. We will meet all stakeholders in Taraba State, we will also inform them of what we have seen and our party as a family will make sure that the party continues to grow from strength to strength,’’ he told NAN in an interview. Uzodinma commended President Goodluck Jonathan and the party’s National Chairman, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur for setting up the fact-finding committee. The consul-general also said that the governor was recovering fast. “I was really amazed about his quick recovery and we must all thank God for the favour done to Suntai, because for anybody to come back from where he had been is not an easy task. “ I know when he was brought here, I met him and continued to visit, now he can take care of himself without any support, his progress is most impressive.’’ (NAN) source of copy and paste |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Surrounds Catholic Church In Abuja; Ready To Kill by Tolexander: 3:21pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
Karu is in nasarawa state. Army has taken over, thank God it is boko haram and not ombatse. |
Celebrities › Re: The Three Moments When Bill Gates Cried by Tolexander: 3:17pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
Well, he isn't a nigerian!
He seems to be a mediocre in physics from the first reason to cry. Only God knows how many times he would be beaten to cry everyday for failing the physics if he is my dad's son. |
Romance › Re: How Did You Meet Your Current Spouse or Partner? by Tolexander: 2:51pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
alexarelano: man u've started again! u no fit kill me #ToiletThinz na so. God's gifts are everywhere, only those who are sharp get them. |
Politics › Re: Ibadan Strange Fish Was Baby -octopus- Police by Tolexander: 10:23am On Aug 04, 2013 |
alexarelano: ha ha ha!!! Na there u leaves? na there i dey presently. |
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Denrele by Tolexander: 7:20am On Aug 04, 2013 |
Derenle wan kick your blockus with the iron boot, you dey laugh. |
Politics › Re: Igbos Are 45% Of Lagos - Joe Igbokwe, ACN Lagos Chieftain by Tolexander: 6:58am On Aug 04, 2013 |
Na lie! Dem be 70%! |