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Politics › Re: New Lagos Law: Beat Your Wife And Go To Jail! by Tolexander: 7:16pm On Aug 05, 2013
What about the women beating men? cos some women na bash ali.
Politics › Re: Fg Has Declared Aug. 8 And Aug.9 Public Holidays To Mark The 2013 Eid I'll Fitri by Tolexander: 6:29pm On Aug 05, 2013
Na Prophet Ibrahim declare am not FG!

But 2days holiday is too small!

Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Court Grants Chidi Llyod Bail by Tolexander: 6:24pm On Aug 05, 2013
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Politics › Re: 35 New Firms Open For Business In Ogun State In Two Years by Tolexander: 6:21pm On Aug 05, 2013
taharqa2: Any New Cop that opens shop any where in Nigeria (esp for those Big Cops) has more to do with d FEDERAL GOVERNMENT than d State Govts of those States d Cops are sited. Collaboration bw both Govts, YES; but d FEDs take d largest slice. By far..... Just making this clarification for sake of d Chief Resident HYPOCRITE on NL, who has already commented here. He knows himself
why you dey fear to mention and yab gbawe directly for goodness sake?

Can't see him holding any cane to spank you now!
Maybe you are afraid of e-spanking!
Politics › Re: Anambra Gov Elections: INEC Uncovers 93,000 Ghost Voters by Tolexander:
[color=crimson]Anambra INEC discovers polling
booths in shrines[/color]
source

[color=crimson]Anambra Gov Elections:
INEC Uncovers 93,000
Ghost Voters[/color]
source

who doesn't know that the ghost voters will be the things to vote in the shrine!
Romance › Re: My Lil Romantic Experience....our KISSING STORIES!!!!!! by Tolexander: 11:43am On Aug 05, 2013
Omo see story!

I no dey carry last!

Coming soon!
Phones › Re: 48.3 Million Nigerians Browse Internet On Mobile Phones by Tolexander: 11:07am On Aug 05, 2013
adwem2003: More than Tahiti Population smiley
this one is talking about a country in the french polynesia islands when the figure given is up to the population of the whole french polynesia multiplied by 200.
Celebrities › Re: . by Tolexander:
rafhell: Her daughter is ugly
ha ha!
Be nice for once.

Her daughter isn't ugly only that she refused to be pretty!

Who is her father?
Sorry, what is her surname?
Politics › Re: Gov. Yuguda & Emir Of Bauchi Playing Football by Tolexander:
Usbeel: which state u from? Let see if your leaders did not get belly? Mtchw
ogbeni rauf aregbesola!


https://www.searchnigeria.net/articles/admin/pictures/articles/1159/cef10978f942cc8abd33c5b25466183e.jpeg
can you point out in the picture of his pot belly?
Crime › Re: Igwe Of Awgbu In Anambra Kidnapped by Tolexander: 8:38am On Aug 05, 2013
mekaboy: So its justified to kidnap someone because he is a traditional ruler or supports a politician?
u no sabi read or you no sabi understand?

They've lost their respect due to playing ball boy to the politicians.
Phones › Re: 48.3 Million Nigerians Browse Internet On Mobile Phones by Tolexander: 8:35am On Aug 05, 2013
Na BBM, 2go, eskimi, facebook, twitter, e-buddy and nairaland dem dey take am do.
Politics › Re: Breaking News!! Governor Godswill Akpabio Names Successor!! by Tolexander: 7:52am On Aug 05, 2013
SlyIg: I blame ASUU and Aso Rock!
SlyIg, you are wrong.
He has nothing to do with ASUU.
Hence blame it on the primary school holiday.
Celebrities › Re: Which Of These Celebrities Will You Bring Back To Life If Given The Chance? by Tolexander: 7:22am On Aug 05, 2013
Nellizzy: If you are given the
opportunity to bring
back one of these
celebrities. who will you
bring back?
1. Dagrin
2. Tupac
3. Aaliyah
4. Sam Loco Efe
5. Jt Tom West
6. Fatai Rolling Dollar
7. B.I.G
8. Justus Esiri
9. Goldie
10. Mc Loph
11. Micheal Jackson
12. Whitney Houston
13. Fela
14. Others specify..
is the Others Specify artist a musician or actor?
Politics › Re: Jonathan Chides Elders For ‘provocative Statements’ by Tolexander: 7:14am On Aug 05, 2013
The President described as
worrisome that those fanning
the embers of disunity were
elders who witnessed the civil
war, saw its devastating
effects on Nigerians and were
supposed to be teaching the
younger generation the need
to be united.
jonathan dey visit nairaland?
Politics › Re: First In Nigeria - GEJ To Create Police Crime Database by Tolexander: 7:11am On Aug 05, 2013
theoctopus1: GoodLuck Ebele Jonathan And His Dynamic Inspector General Of Police M.D Abubakar To Create 62,000 Jobs And Massively Reduce Crime And Criminal Activities In Nigeria Through Rogues Gallery Project

http://nigeriasrenaissance.com/index.php/news/item/26913-the-most-dynamic-president-of-nigeria-ever-goodluck-ebele-jonathan?gclid=CNy8wOT_5LgCFXQftAod804AUA
in this nigeria?
Politics › Re: Uk-based Nigerian Man Arrested For Sexually Harassing Other Men by Tolexander: 4:53am On Aug 05, 2013
Uk-based Nigerian Man
Arrested For Sexually Harassing
Other Men
seems the topic and the news is an issue of 'tablet' and 'shake the bottle label' i.e the topic has nothing to do with the news.
Entertainment › Re: What Will You Do If You Are Alone With This Chick In A Room? by Tolexander: 4:44am On Aug 05, 2013
I will invite my pastor to pray for her for deliverance.
Romance › Re: New York Couple Commits Suicide By Jumping In Front Of Speeding Train by Tolexander: 4:38am On Aug 05, 2013
Anjaana Anjaani

“Two great people are going to
paradise… everything will be
good.”
see common sense.

This guy went to heaven with his own wife with him instead of going there to be looking for 72virgins which may not be available.
Similar to the biblical parable of the ten virgins where 5virgins had extra oil for their lamps while 5virgins had none!
Politics › Re: Gov. Yuguda & Emir Of Bauchi Playing Football by Tolexander:
Having these people playing on the football pitch is against the fifa rule as far as I'm concerned. Cos the fifa rule states that not more than a ball should be on the pitch at a time. Each of them has a pot belly making the ball to be more than one.
Politics › Re: Students Protest Sex Among Teachers In School. by Tolexander:
In the petition titled: “Sex at
random in our school”
, signed
by the senior prefects, Jackson
Isieche and Mariam Okpara, a
copy obtained by LEADERSHIP
Sunday, they averred that
intimate intercourse among
some of the male and female
teachers has persisted during
school hours.
Yeepa!
Mo gbe!
Na wetin go end my youth corps be this?

Was only joking citing examples of Mr Neme poking Miss Nwobo in the lab and the headmaster digging the headmistress in office when i gave these students essay on 'Sex at random in our school' in the school as a group assignment for the holiday to be submitted next term. Never knew they would take it serious forwarding it to the commissioner and leadership sunday.
Crime › Re: Igwe Of Awgbu In Anambra Kidnapped by Tolexander: 3:44am On Aug 05, 2013
I can't really understand what is happening to the first republic division again o.

The northern part is after killing their emir,

the western part are beating their obas, stripping them unclad,

the eastern part are kidnapping their igwes.

Well, since many of them have become a tool to the politicians, how won't they be disrespected!
Politics › Re: EFCC Press Release : Fraudster In EFCC Net Over N5m Bank Alert Scam by Tolexander: 3:16am On Aug 05, 2013
chidindufrank: wow my man so you can post without sentiment attached? Good for you.
which of my posts has a sentiment attachment?
Christianity Etc › Re: Arewa Youth-Forum Visit TB Joshua's Synagogue by Tolexander: 5:24pm On Aug 04, 2013
dridowu: temitope balogun joshua is a Yoruba man, so what da fvck are u now saying....................pple like u just love tribal war
T.B Joshua is predicting, haters are hating!
Politics › Re: EFCC Press Release : Fraudster In EFCC Net Over N5m Bank Alert Scam by Tolexander: 4:02pm On Aug 04, 2013
Everyday is for the thief but a day is for the owner!
Politics › PDP C’ttee Pays Solidarity Visitto Suntai In New York by Tolexander(op): 3:47pm On Aug 04, 2013
New York - Members of the PDP
Fact-finding Committee on the
Taraba State Political Situation
paid solidarity visit to Gov.
Danbaba Suntai in New York, U.S.
on Saturday.
The committee, led by its
Chairman, Sen. Hope Uzodinma,
visited the governor at a
rehabilitation centre, where he is
receiving treatment, following
the injury he suffered after an
aircraft crash in 2012.
Uzodinma was accompanied by
the Special Adviser to the PDP
National Chairman on INEC and
Inter-party Affairs, Alhaji Shitu
Mohammed, the Special Adviser
to the President on Political
Matters, Alhaji Ahmed Gulak, Sen.
Abubakar Gada and the Consul-
General of Nigeria in New York,
Amb. Habib Habu.
“We are impressed with what we
have seen and we thank God for
that. We will take back home
what we have seen and we will
inform the leadership of the
party.
“We are impressed; we are also
happy that the governor is
recovering. We will still go back
home and relate what we have
seen.
“We will also visit Taraba State.
We will meet all stakeholders in
Taraba State, we will also inform
them of what we have seen and
our party as a family will make
sure that the party continues to
grow from strength to strength,’’
he told NAN in an interview.
Uzodinma commended
President Goodluck Jonathan and
the party’s National Chairman,
Alhaji Bamanga Tukur for setting
up the fact-finding committee.
The consul-general also said that
the governor was recovering
fast.
“I was really amazed about his
quick recovery and we must all
thank God for the favour done to
Suntai, because for anybody to
come back from where he had
been is not an easy task.
“ I know when he was brought
here, I met him and continued to
visit, now he can take care of
himself without any support, his
progress is most impressive.’’
(NAN)
source of copy and paste
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Surrounds Catholic Church In Abuja; Ready To Kill by Tolexander: 3:21pm On Aug 04, 2013
Karu is in nasarawa state.
Army has taken over, thank God it is boko haram and not ombatse.
Celebrities › Re: The Three Moments When Bill Gates Cried by Tolexander: 3:17pm On Aug 04, 2013
Well, he isn't a nigerian!

He seems to be a mediocre in physics from the first reason to cry. Only God knows how many times he would be beaten to cry everyday for failing the physics if he is my dad's son.
Romance › Re: How Did You Meet Your Current Spouse or Partner? by Tolexander: 2:51pm On Aug 04, 2013
alexarelano: man u've started again! cheesy grin u no fit kill me #ToiletThinz
na so.

God's gifts are everywhere, only those who are sharp get them.
Politics › Re: Ibadan Strange Fish Was Baby -octopus- Police by Tolexander: 10:23am On Aug 04, 2013
alexarelano: ha ha ha!!! Na there u leaves?
na there i dey presently.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Denrele by Tolexander: 7:20am On Aug 04, 2013
Derenle wan kick your blockus with the iron boot, you dey laugh.
Politics › Re: Igbos Are 45% Of Lagos - Joe Igbokwe, ACN Lagos Chieftain by Tolexander: 6:58am On Aug 04, 2013
Na lie!
Dem be 70%!

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