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This is very worthy of thanksgiving to God cos many also started the way he started but couldn't graduate.

Congrats man, you go wash murano, range rover sport and evogue, ferari and the porsche like the one below.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Actually, it was already stated (3rd post) but it seems you didnt read through..... I will repeat nonetheless.
Can you live-in with your mother-inlaw, in your house, for 2 years?[/quote]i can live with her for as many as possible depending on the type of woman she is(not mama G type) though i don't think and pray to have a wicked and wack mother inlaw cos the family of my bride is one of my criteria.

It will be better having an elder if possible, mother inlaw to be in ones home to help in supervising our children most especially, parents that are occupationally occupied rather than looking for an house maid.

This is african for goodness sake.

Moreover, she isn't coming to be a rival to her daughter or son.

Akpa ife: Tolexander u r very funny look at ur signature,am always laughing anytime I see it

don't mind the sig jare oga mi!

The sig gat as e be o!

Imagine how some people come here to discuss the achievers' achievement when the achievers they discuss don't give a damn shit about their existence!

My sister always plant the flowers given to her as gifts so the the flowers can produce many more flowers to sell.

Sometimes, she cooks it as a rose vegetable.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]It was kinda funny how my mum popped that question....
I happened to be in the kitchen this evening, trying to make up something for dinner, when my mum walked in and was like: 'eh nne, mgbo, can you live-in with your mother-inlaw for 2 years?
To be frank, I was so confused, and the expression on my face made her laugh so hard...and even increased when I answered,'doesnt she have a house..?'. We didnt really discuss such this evening, so I wondered where she could have gotten her 'jamb' qquestion from.
'Well, I heard it over the radio, so I thought I should ask to know your own view'...that was her answer to my wonderment.

So now, I am asking you (guys and ladies), whats your own view on that...?[/quote]i don't really understand your question.
Do you mean living in the mother inlaw's house or the mother inlaw coming to live with us?

Just like the devil recognizes and regardes the good!

E be like say me self go open church!

Below is the way i prepare for my exam!

Cos when i was burning the midnight candle, na B i dey score pass, then i thought it will be better to burn what is greater than candle. Since then, A became prominent in my result.

Hmmm!

Odunharry: You quarreled with ur girlfwend and u went to her place to apologise wit Mr Biggs rice and chicken, she refused to forgive yhu and in ur presence,she gave her sister to throw it in d WASTE BIN, you left the house rejected and dejected. On the way u discoverd u left your key at her place,
so u turnd back to go pick 'em up. On reaching ur girlfriend's house u saw her eating the MR BIGGS RiCE/CHICKEN.

If na u be d guy wetin u go do?

As for me,i go laff taya den giv ha mney make she get more..

i go piss on the food!

What a genuine excuse to continue to fucck, all in the name of bachelorhood!

The title of this thread should be mother fuccker murdered, set on fire.

That is wickedness. Na e wan fucck him mother abi him mother complain say the guy dey fucck am!

”The brawling men were soon
separated by neighbours, only
for Latunji to rush into his
apartment and emerge moments
later with a loaded gun. He aimed
at Oyatunde’s thigh and pulled
the trigger”, the source further
stated.

the landlord wicked o!

He wan make sure say the guy no gat anything to do with the wife again.

He aimed at the guys blockus only to hit the thigh! He wan kill am?

“Initially I objected but when
therewas no other option, I
succumbed. They made me to
swallow 83 wraps of cocaine
which was detected by NDLEA
officers,” he said.

id1ot!

They forced open your mouth to insert the cocaine?

Mtchew!

This is what any tom, dick and harry can cook up.
I've heard many versions of the story.

The guy is a destitute and needs help.

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e be like say you are high on akpu!

joanpinkie: Yes

i had no problem with acceptance cos her mother was the genesis of the process!

Nigeria has taken serious steps to put
the country’s first man into space in
2015 with the assistance of the British
government.

This is a very blatant lie.

The nigerian witches and wizards flying at night aren't in space!

Both of you resemble.
Abi na you be suwe?

But you are very ocularly endowed and I very love it.
Galago and 1000watts bulb know say dem no stand for where dem fit match your eyes. I envy your vision sir.

Are guys free to contribute?

Wetin concern me?

Why didn't you pen down those days when you were a victim of date shopping, gift and financing by the guy?

Sad!

Why can't the whole marvin crew come together instead of coming one by one?
E be like say dem gat roaster.
Dr Sid Next!

[quote author=OPC.NAIRALAND]Imo is central Igbo, the original and authentic igbo. This is a yearly ritual for the past five years. Imo is SE![/quote]the guy was only being sarcastic!

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Pk001: Your are big liar! Have you being to Plateau State Before?
Massive Developments are going on especially in Road constructions and Jos is very Peaceful now,apart from isolated cases of clashes in few remote villages.

As for me, this meeting looks more organised than that Kangaroo one Ameachi was planning to organise the other time but never held it till date.

Governors forum is a forum for Governors. Whether they are 16 or 19 it doesn't make any difference as far as they meet to make Positive Imapact. It didn't say "All Governors Forum". So it is not compulsary for Ameachi and the five northern governors that have no work to do than spending tax payers touring the 36 states.

has he finished meeting all the waring tribes and ethnics in his state?

IYA NGBALI: bad mouth

iyangbalife, wetin I do you?

Wetin be you guyz offence to warrant ban? Please always be good boys and girls so that you won't be banned like me.

Mtcheew!

If it were to be Godswill Akpabio and other ProGEJ governors' states, he wouldn't say that and wouldn't hesitate to change him asap.

order from above

Egba girl: WHAT?!!!! No ways! How/why on earth would they think that? Totally confused. That website needs to be taken with a grain of salt if they cannot properly research their articles.

o ti da gobe sile!

Ogbunigwe maker!