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Nairaland General › Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Tolexander: 5:49pm On Aug 09, 2013
Fart for inside ointment jar, close am and give a friend to percieve the scent of the cream only to perceive the conc bad odour.
Politics › Re: Councilors Beat Up Delta Council Chairman & Secretary As Dey Shared Allocation by Tolexander: 8:43am On Aug 09, 2013
Two councilors who simply
gave their names as Mrs. Egbe
and Mr. Buggy confirmed the
story to our correspondent on
the phone and promised to call
back for more details which
they never did at as the time of
going to press.
having these kind of names and the chairman still had the effontery not to carry them along in the financial scheme.

We are coming. It will soon gat to the situation in which the GCFR will be beaten.
Politics › Re: Prof. Wole Soyinka, Fayemi and others Advocate Yoruba Language Usage In Schools by Tolexander: 8:31am On Aug 09, 2013
Supporting his stance, Fayemi
said various experiments have
shown that students who study
in their mother tongue are better
equipped. than those taught in a
second language.
hun!

lill wonder i became brilliant after leaving the private primary school where we were taught in english and punished for speaking vernacular to public primary school where our teachers taught us in yoruba.
Crime › Re: Female Teacher Defiles Two And Half Years Old Girl by Tolexander: 7:20am On Aug 09, 2013
I refuse to believe this!
Nairaland General › Re: Chronicle Of Ikenna Chapter 1:1-35 by Tolexander: 11:22pm On Aug 08, 2013
ikenna351: It got to a point, i decided to
start following those members
that would always be
unbanned by a super mod
each time i banned them. It
was at that point that i realised
that almost all of them were
Yorubas, when they started
complaining.
you are just getting far from the truth every second.

I wasn't banned and released before you started stalking on me.

We all understand you have done wrong to your kinsmen and they are emotionally against you. What you are trying to do is to solicit for their love again.
Crime › Re: Police Smash Baby Factory In Rivers by Tolexander: 10:31pm On Aug 08, 2013
They are
injected with substances
which make their stomach
swell.
na liquid akpu dem dey inject!

So unfortunate how some women can't differentiate when they have baby in their womb and when Akpu is there.
Nairaland General › Re: Sexkillz Oga Seun Is Not Happy With You! by Tolexander: 10:18pm On Aug 08, 2013
chidindufrank: Sexkillz, you're about to face judicial panel over this lengthy ban you dished out to me in politics unit. As am typing now Seun is reviewing the improper ban you gave me. I'm giving you 12hours to rescind your decision or face the sledgehammer.
don't wait till seun sacked him before you get rid of him.
Let me gat you a gun to kill sexkillz like sex kills!
Celebrities › Re: Lola Alao's Court Wedding Pictures by Tolexander: 10:13pm On Aug 08, 2013
Another divorce story on the way!
Forum Games › Re: What Profession Fit The Person Above You? by Tolexander: 9:40pm On Aug 08, 2013
My bedmate!
Health › Re: U.S. Reports Malaria Vaccine Breakthrough by Tolexander: 8:56pm On Aug 08, 2013
Nice!

Any mosquito should come now!
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Rating Improves Now 53%- Leadership Newspaper by Tolexander: 7:39pm On Aug 08, 2013
Omexonomy: Assuming tolexander or demdemmoron should come and lie to us that fashole rating has now increase to 49%. You will all sort of E-ants, E-cockroaches, E-urchins who have never taking their bathe since the second day they came to planet earth will storm the tread and start hurling insult on who ever disagree with them.
you dey craze
Celebrities › Re: Church Sacks Pastor For Attending Rick Ross Concert by Tolexander: 1:56pm On Aug 08, 2013
emmysenior: Serves him right. As a juju man or an imam won't attend church gathering, so, should MOGs too.
Celebrities › Re: Dr Sid Has PROPOSED To Girlfriend Simi In Venice! View The Amazing RING by Tolexander: 1:30pm On Aug 08, 2013
Na bottle cap dem take make the ring?
Romance › Re: Guys Only!!! Pls No Female Intruders by Tolexander: 11:27am On Aug 08, 2013
angel TI: OP deserves an e-slap! yeye boy
he said no female intruder!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Pays Condolence Visit To Fashola by Tolexander: 9:42am On Aug 08, 2013
Its about time to the time to solicit!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Pictured With Babatunde Fashola by Tolexander: 8:10am On Aug 08, 2013
Korrection: Cant see dbanj around shaking his guvnor....instead he is busy in d US seeking cheap recognition.....
he is done with nigeria and even the president since 2011!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Pictured With Babatunde Fashola by Tolexander: 8:09am On Aug 08, 2013
born2fuck: Ladipo boys,hawker,road traders. okada riders and boys are not smiling to comment" on greatest governor ever liveth" but agberos are smiling
imagine ladipo hawker bowing to agbero
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Pays A Condolence Visit To Governor Fashola (photos) by Tolexander: 8:02am On Aug 08, 2013
This doesn't seem like a condolence visit.

Just like someone coming for help with Fashola's acquaintance so that the acquaintance can help hasten up things!
Politics › Re: Four Soldiers, Two Policemen Killed In B'haram Ambush by Tolexander: 7:57am On Aug 08, 2013
Suspected members of the
violent Islamic sect, Boko
Haram, on Tuesday stormed
a roadblock mounted by the
Joint Military Task
Force in [color=crimson]Yobe State[/color] and
killed four soldiers and two
policemen.
state of emergency needs being declared in Yobe state asap!
Politics › Re: Abati Shares Nairaland Link On His TL by Tolexander: 7:51am On Aug 08, 2013
Did he reference the Retardeen and the Shepopotamus
Politics › Re: FG Urged To Facilitate Ibori’s Release From London Jail by Tolexander: 7:46am On Aug 08, 2013
Why won't they urge the FG to do this when the FG has once done it by pardoning Alamieshegha.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Powers Real Over Chelsea;Madrid 3 Chelsea 1. by Tolexander: 7:41am On Aug 08, 2013
Mourinho: i have coached Ronaldo(the real Ronaldo not Cristiano).

Ronaldo has now proven to him he is a masterclass in the world of his own.
Politics › Re: Theatre Medicine: Abati And Okupe Issues Different Statements For GEJ by Tolexander: 7:32am On Aug 08, 2013
In order to avoid things like this, i think duty roaster should be done for Reuben Abati and Doyin Okupe!
Politics › Re: Six Men Set Ablaze In Ogun State For Smoking Indian Hemp by Tolexander: 7:25am On Aug 08, 2013
Nigerians are getting pyromaniac these days!

But the annoying part is the politicians and policemen sodomizing them are left alone!
Nairaland General › Re: Chronicle Of Ikenna Chapter 1:1-35 by Tolexander: 7:11am On Aug 08, 2013
Ikenna351: Well, i remembered what i said to the Admin, Seun, what i took the appointment, that he should expect some mistakes from me while in the difficult task. I remembered few members i apologised to, like Desola, for wrongly banning her and the apology i tendered to OAM4J for wrongly accusing him of something. So, yes, i made some mistakes am not denying because am not some gods. But its about learning from the mistakes and not repeating them.

But inspite of my mistakes, at no point/time did i lose my focus. I knew what i was getting myself into when i accepted that appointment. I knew that to get the job done, i didnt need to seek for friends here because it could pull me down. Even some friends i had before i became co-mod here joined the bandwagon of "Ikenna must go". Berem is a case study. We used to be friends before i became co-mod here. I remembered when i had a power surge issue on my LCD TV. I was too lazy to take it out and fix it. I told her about and she was always on my neck to go and find out what the problem was, until i finaly gave in. Fortunate enough, it was just a re-soldering that fixed the problem and till date, the TV has been working well, thanks to her. I was even thinking of getting another when next i could afford it, since i was thinking fixing it might cost more the TV, considering complex nature of LCD technology. But she insulted a member someday. Of course, i had no option than to penalize her like others, because i despise selective justice with passion. Since then, i have become her enemy. But it was what i signed up for. I was ready to live with that. It was dirty job that needed to be done.

Ikenna
the job isn't done with a soft hand as you said, i agree. Like i said and still maintaining the stand, you are to shot tempered and quick to react without waiting a lill to give a second thought. Those are the reasons why you ended up making the mistakes and still repeating the mistakes.

I don't really have any issue with you, though throughout your term as moderator, you didn't press on your ban button on my handle. The only issue i had is you accusing me of initiating e tribal war by editing the news copied and pasted from the vanguard news, whereas the vanguard made the edit themselves making you to stalk me. But thank God, you weren't smart enough to gat me.
Sports › Re: Fenerbahce Announce Capture Of Emmanuel Emenike For €13m by Tolexander(op): 6:52am On Aug 08, 2013
Acecube: Bro... it's SOURCE and not what u have up there... Good one for Emenike , i would have prefered England though
thank God you gat the idea!
Nairaland General › Re: Chronicle Of Ikenna Chapter 1:1-35 by Tolexander: 8:44pm On Aug 07, 2013
Ikenna351: Posts/comments like this makes me regret why i didnt state the reasons for my resignation as co-mod in Politics section back then. Believe me, you are not even close to what happened back then. But its all in the past now. But i stated my reasons in the moderators section. So if you really really want to know, you can ask the Admin to copy and paste those my reasons here, word by word.

Ikenna
actually, you made some mistakes due to you being hyperactive short tempered.
Politics › Re: Gani Fawehinmi, Nigeria's Senior Advocate Of The Masses by Tolexander:
Heard OAU students gave him the title, Senior Advocate of the Masses?
Sports › Fenerbahce Announce Capture Of Emmanuel Emenike For €13m by Tolexander(op): 7:53pm On Aug 07, 2013
Fenerbahce have
reached an
agreement with
Spartak Moscow
for the signature
of Nigeria striker
Emmanuel
Emenike .
The transfer will
cost €13m, two
years after Emenike left for Russia
for €10m without playing a game
for Fenerbahce.
The Turkish club announced to
the stock exchange that the
Nigerian has until August 12 to
pass his medical before the
transfer will be completed.
Emenike has not hid his
admiration for Fenerbahce
following his hurried departure
last year after signing from
Karabukspor for €9m due to
match fixing allegations. He has
been cleared of all charges.
The Yellow Canaries will have to
make room for the 2013 Africa
Cup of Nations golden boot
winner as they have exceeded
their quota of foreign players.
Turkish clubs are not allowed
more than 10 foreign players
every season.
sauce
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Who Posed As A Man Mad Burnt To Death In Kwara State. See Photo by Tolexander: 7:33pm On Aug 07, 2013
owolabifunke14: Spits out! What an ugly sight to behold
Politics › Re: Jonathan Will Participate In 2013 Pilgrimage To Israel – Okpara by Tolexander(op): 7:16pm On Aug 07, 2013
The executive secretary said
allocation had been given
for the
state government to
sponsor
350 pilgrims from Nasarawa
to
accompany the president on
the
journey.
Celebrities › Re: Check Out Olamide When He Was Only Two Years Old by Tolexander: 7:06pm On Aug 07, 2013
Cute!

He was crypping!

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