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Politics › Re: Sambo: Nigerians Will Soon Produce An Aircraft by Tolexander:
Na the president and vice president go first dey on board when testing the aircraft.
Politics › Re: STAMPEDE: 3 Children Died, 8 Others Injured Over Governor's Sallah Gift by Tolexander: 6:37pm On Jul 30, 2013
Jalal: Unfortunate!
Entertainment › Re: Bird Turns To An Old Woman!!! by Tolexander:
The woman was detained at
okokomaiko police station and
after some questions by the
people she said she is a native
of ikare town in Ekiti.
why do the police have to detain him?

A woman can fly on her own, who doesn't know she will be good as a airforce officer!
The best thing they can do is to draft her into the nigerian airforce with her colleagues and this will reduce the number of planes and jet to be bought cos the woman and her colleagues don't need travelling through them.
Celebrities › Re: Odewengie Vs Jim Iyke Who Gat It Alll by Tolexander: 5:41pm On Jul 30, 2013
Afam4eva: He's not interested in Swag. He's neither an Actor or a Musician.
these are two different world entirely!

You don't have to bring on football swag to judge movie or acting swag.
Osazie is performing the swag peculiar to football likewise jim iyke is also displaying his movie swag.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Next - Pastor Who Predicted Death Of Patience's Mother by Tolexander:
“I predicted the death of the
mother of the first lady…
Tinubu is next” – Pastor Chris
Okafor
Warns
is he predicting or prophesizing?

This can't fetch him any money, better he diverts his prediction to lotto nigeria or Baba ijebu where it will be most useful.
Celebrities › Re: Wande Coal Quits Mavin Records? by Tolexander:
So the next intro to be hearing now is:

It is Wande Coal o,
na who do this beat o,

It is not Don Baba J!
Celebrities › Re: Odewengie Vs Jim Iyke Who Gat It Alll by Tolexander: 11:37am On Jul 30, 2013
Afam4eva: Osazie doesn't have any swag even if he has, it's not as much as Jim Iyke. And as far as money goes, it's an insult on footballers to compare a Nollywood Actor to a footballer. Osazie's weekly salary is Jum Iyke's decade salary.
how do you mean by saying osazie has no swag?
Politics › Re: Abuja -based Lawyer, Son Quizzed Over Alleged Link With Boko Haram by Tolexander: 11:21am On Jul 30, 2013
The man is a maiduguri base lawyer and not abuja
Celebrities › Re: Hottest Naija Chicks-Who Is Number One? PICS by Tolexander: 11:13am On Jul 30, 2013
Na d darker one. Because na e dey initiate the romance!
Celebrities › Re: Nairalander With His Twin Brother by Tolexander: 11:06am On Jul 30, 2013
Nairalander and cedislander!

For some pictures, nna fair, for some pictures, nna dark. Which one person go believe?
Education › Re: Collect Your Certificates Before December Or Face Penalty, WAEC Tells Nigerians by Tolexander: 11:03am On Jul 30, 2013
Shey na free?
Education › Re: I Never Had A Girlfriend – Covenant University’s Best Graduating Student by Tolexander: 10:44am On Jul 30, 2013
Make he commot him pant to ascertain if he is like the normal guys.

Moreover, there are many guys with no girlfriend at all but dey limpopo, most especially those gurls that come for indoor tutorial.
Celebrities › Re: 10 Shortest Male Celebrities In Nigeria! by Tolexander: 10:40am On Jul 30, 2013
Celebrities › Re: Folorunsho Alakija Buys G-wagons For Her Sons by Tolexander: 10:22am On Jul 30, 2013
Sibrah: Pray make God do your own Mr Tolexander. Are the boys quadruplets?
how do you know i don't have mine?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Comes To South West by Tolexander: 8:16am On Jul 30, 2013
No hidding place for you in the south west!
Celebrities › Re: Unbelievable: Male S3x Workers Exposed In Anamabra State by Tolexander: 8:03am On Jul 30, 2013
Pipsland78: This is GEJ's fault.
no, fashola's fault for reuniting the beggars with their families.
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Enroll All Almajiris In Schools By September – Jonathan by Tolexander: 7:29am On Jul 30, 2013
1months time after tomorrow?
I no want another story again o!
Celebrities › Re: Folorunsho Alakija Buys G-wagons For Her Sons by Tolexander: 7:19am On Jul 30, 2013
seedord247: What kind of dumb report is this?

If she worth $600 million and oprah winfrey worth $2.8 million how's she the richest black woman...

Minus shippinghuh? Typical made in ghetto english cheesy
who is now the richest from the boldened part you mentioned?

@topic. As old as those sons looked, na dem mama still dey buy dem something!
Politics › Re: Lagos Commissioner Quits To Join First-Bank by Tolexander: 7:13am On Jul 30, 2013
Yungwizzzy: Depends on where d money dey flow pass. Congrats Dad
not like that man!

The man is wise, leaving the banking job to quickly chop the money in politics and running back to the banking job to secure his future cos he knows after 2015, there may be nothing like political assignment for him.
Politics › Re: Court Nullifies De-registration Of Political Parties By INEC by Tolexander: 7:06am On Jul 30, 2013
Up okotie!
Celebrities › Re: Among These Three Guys, Who Wore It Better? by Tolexander(op): 6:56am On Jul 30, 2013
ninja4life: lmao so statues dey urinate wetin person no go hear for nairaland roflmao
wetin!
You no dey watch nollywood films where statues blink or talk?
Celebrities › Re: Among These Three Guys, Who Wore It Better? by Tolexander(op): 6:55am On Jul 30, 2013
misskenny: Derailed 2 come 2 check this, got me laughing
9c one.
tanks for visiting.

But help beg ogugua to help recommend for homepage.
Celebrities › Re: Among These Three Guys, Who Wore It Better? by Tolexander(op): 6:53am On Jul 30, 2013
ChubbyT: @op i swear u jst mak me waste ma mb......lol....i swear u no try.
waste your mb?
Don't worry, etisalat will replenish it when you load that #100 with free 5mb.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blasts In Sabon Gari, Kano State by Tolexander: 10:02pm On Jul 29, 2013
Another 3days sit at home!
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Explosion Rocks Kano Again by Tolexander: 10:00pm On Jul 29, 2013
Please can you post the pictures here?
Politics › Re: Accept Yoruba Leader Or Leave Lagos-Igbo Traders Warned by Tolexander: 9:58pm On Jul 29, 2013
achi4u: You can only say what you know, in all the eastern markets theres no yoruba presence.
If they can develop /own any portion of the market(in the east) then they are free to elect their market leader.

To my igbo brothers, this is a wake up call for you to think wisely before committing a huge investment in the foreign land.

Think wisely!

Think EAST!!

Think home!!!
so there isn't any yoruba in all the south eastern market?
Politics › 3 Weeks Of Uninterrupted Electricity In Anambra by Tolexander(op): 9:54pm On Jul 29, 2013
Vice Chairman, Senate Committee on Power and Steel, Senator Chris Ngige, Monday, said concerted efforts by the committee to salvage epileptic power supply in Nigeria had started yielding dividends, following the celebration in Awka, Anambra State, of three consecutive weeks of uninterrupted electricity supply.
Residents of such places as Agu-Awka, Ekeh Awka market, have expressed relief from the air and sound pollution of power generating sets.
Speaking with newsmen in Awka, Senator Ngige, who represents Anambra Central senatorial district, explained that the development was part of his developmental programme for the zone.

He added that the new transmission line at Agu-Awka power station was being test-run and would officially be commissioned in no distant time.
Ngige also said it was part of the IPP programme being carried out by government to alleviate suffering of Nigerians over the epileptic power supply in the country and save small and medium scale industries from closing shops.

He said: “This is part of the IPP programme of government on the power sector. What we have in Agu-Awka power station is a new transmission line that is under a test run and that explains why in the past three weeks, major parts of Awka have been enjoying uninterrupted power supply.

“As a result of this, the load in those areas has reduced and also improved power supply in places as Nibo, Mbaukwu, Umuawulu and Amawbia towns of Awka South local government areas.
“When the issue of IPP and transmission lines were being put in the front burner at the National Assembly, areas such as Onitsha–Nnewi were included as well as Awka –Enugu-Abakaliki.

“So, that of Awka has come on stream and I am happy to tell you that this is one of my constituency programmes for Anambra Central.
“Due to my position as Vice Chairman, Senate Committee on Power and Steel, I was able to network major towns in Anambra State, including the Ala Oji power station in Abia State, and also towns like Onitsha-Ihiala Owerri- Oguta –Aba and Nnewi areas.
“It would be recalled that when the Senate Committee on Power started its oversight functions it was discovered that 21 containers of transmission lines imported by the Federal Government’s contractors were auctioned by the Customs to unknown buyers whose addresses could not be identified.”

Ngige noted “that the probe on power and customs over the auctioned transmission lines had yielded dividend and that is why Awka has witnessed a major boost in power supply.”

He hinted that in less than three months, the improvement in power supply would be more, lamenting that no fewer than 16,000 small scale and over 20,000 medium and large scale industries had closed shop due to failure in the power sector in the South East zone since 1999.
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Crime › Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by Tolexander:
I will look for water to quench the fire before descending on her!
Celebrities › Re: Meet Miss Queen Globe 2013 Contestants by Tolexander: 9:26pm On Jul 29, 2013
Afam can never be far from this thread!
Politics › 2015: Politicians Want Todistract Me – Presidentjonathan by Tolexander(op): 8:28pm On Jul 29, 2013
The President Monday said
politicians who are desperate
about power want to distract
him from delivering on the
mandate given to him by
Nigerians to move the country to
a greater level because of their
ambition in 2015.
Special Adviser to the President
on Media and Publicity, Dr
Reuben Abati who state this
while appearing on a Ray Power
Radio Programme monitored in
Abuja noted that the president
has consistently state that he is
determined to deliver on the
mandate given to him by
Nigerians and will not allow
himself to be distracted the
campaign for 2015.
President Goodluck Jonathan 
President Goodluck Jonathan
According to Dr Abati, ” the
President has never at any time
discussed 2015. He has never at
any time say this is his position
on 2015.
His position has been consistent
and straight forward and that
has been the president saying
look let’s focus on governance.
“If the Nigerian people have
given you an assignment it is
your assignment to deliver and
move the country forward, that is
what we want to focus on.
And that was the statement
about the mid term report that
was publicly presented. Two
years down the line the President
presented to the Nigerian people
scorecard of what he has been
able to do.
He said I took over and now two
years down the line I have
moved the country forward, this
is the evidence. Nobody has been
able to dispute the evidence.
source
Culture › Re: Can I Still Learn How To Speak And Understand My Native Language At 25? by Tolexander: 8:19pm On Jul 29, 2013
You can!
Only if you are serious with the learning and leave where many people communicate with the language undiluted.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Speeding Presidential Escort Car Hits And Kills Child by Tolexander: 8:14pm On Jul 29, 2013
Uhuru Kenyatta don kill mother and pikin!

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